The Mayhem Critic
Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker and welcome back to another hilarious chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Last time, Sean and Lucas took a look at a bunch of commercials in the last chapter. Today, Sean is taking a look at one of his favorite movies of all-time from his childhood and that movie is Jurassic Park, one of Steven Spielberg's best films ever. It is also a film that changed movies forever. Now, 30 years later, Sean gets a chance to review the movie. Has this film held up very well? We'll find out today in the newest chapter of The Mayhem Critic. Enjoy.
P.S.: I do not own anything involved in this story. All rights and references belong to their respective sources. Jurassic Park is owned by Universal Pictures and Amblin Entertainment.
Episode 178
Jurassic Park
(We open with the Mayhem Critic intro while the song "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" plays during the intro)
After the intro ends, we cut to Sean as we see him getting ready to start his introduction.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic, the critic that..." Sean said, but gets interrupted by his phone ringing. "Excuse me."
Sean grabs his phone from off of the coffee table and answers it.
"Hello?" Sean asked.
"Hey, Sean." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Hey, Suspect. How are you doing?" Sean asked.
"I'm good. Hey, listen. I want you to do something for me." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Sure." Sean said.
"Don't review Jurassic Park." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Oh, come on. I have to. It's the film's 30th anniversary and I think it's about time to review it." Sean said.
"No! I cannot allow you to do this." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Well, why not?" Sean asked.
"This movie is considered to be a classic. Many viewers and critics alike love the movie. It's one of the most beloved Spielberg films of all time. You can't make fun of it." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Oh, come on. I got away with it when I reviewed Raiders of the Lost Ark and I haven't gotten any angry comments from fans." Sean said.
"Well, you were a lucky bastard with those films, but this one is different. Besides, didn't..." The Unusual Suspect said.
"The Nostalgia Critic, Decker Shado and Media Hunter Reviews reviewed the movie. So, what? I'm doing my own take for the review." Sean said.
"I'm trying to save your life here. Who knows what might happen when you do this?" The Unusual Suspect said.
"Oh, please. It'll be fine." Sean said.
"But Sean, I'm telling you..." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Uh, I think I left something on the stove. I gotta go!" Sean exclaimed as he ends the call.
"Wait... Oh, well. He'll be sorry." The Unusual Suspect said.
"Alright. What was I doing? Oh, yeah. My introduction. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic, the critic that rips movies a new one. Let's talk about Jurassic Park." Sean said.
(The movie's title screen is shown, followed by clips from the movie while the track "Welcome to Jurassic Park" by John Williams plays in the background)
Sean: (Narrating) Released in theaters on June 11th, 1993 and based on the 1990 novel by Michael Crichton, who worked on the screenplay with David Koepp and directed by Steven Spielberg, Jurassic Park was a movie that people went nuts over with it's groundbreaking CGI, heart-pounding suspense and a sense of awe and wonder. It was that big. Hell, you even have Jurassic Park merchandise like the Jurassic Park video games on the Nintendo, Super Nintendo, the Sega Genesis and the Sega Game Gear. Then, there was the awesome-as-hell arcade game by Sega that came out in 1994. And let's not forget the toys for the children.
(The Jurassic Park toy commercial is shown)
Announcer: Jurassic Park! Where the giant dinosaurs live again! With all the excitment of the movie! Look for the JP mark, only at Jurassic Park!
(Back to the film)
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, that big. And you know what I did? I ordered the Ultra 4k Blu-Ray of the movie, and I should've waited for the 30th anniversary Blu-Ray, and I relived those awesome moments.
"And you want to know something? It was awesome!" Sean exclaimed and pauses for a moment. "Well..."
Suddenly, somebody fires a machine gun at Sean while he ducks for cover.
"Hold your fire! Enough!" Sean screamed out. "Look, it's still a good movie. It's held up extremely well."
(Clips from the movie are shown some more)
Sean: (Narrating) Even though that this movie is good, there are some questionable moments that I might've overlooked. Now, I could be reviewing Jurassic Park III, and trust me we'll get to that big pile of shit later on because I have a bone to pick with this one. But still, I watched this movie when I was a kid and my mom got it on VHS and I loved the hell out of it and I was blown away by the CGI. We got a lot of film to cover, so let's not waste any time.
"So let's take a look at an adventure 65 million years in the making. I'm not doing the math, figure it out yourself. This is Jurassic Park." Sean said.
(The movie opens on the island of Isla Nublar, where we see a large group of InGen workers attempting to bring in a large cage that contains something highly dangerous)
Sean: (Narrating) We open on the island of Isla Nublar, where we see a group of InGen workers transporting something in a large cage and we see the guy overseeing the operation park warden Robert Muldoon, played by Bob Peck, and something bad happens.
(A velociraptor charges into the cage and knocks one of the workers off the top. Then the worker gets dragged and attacked by the velociraptor while he's clinging on for dear life)
"And immediately, the only black guy in the beginning of the movie gets killed. Unbelievable." Sean said.
Muldoon (Played by Bob Peck): (Close-up on his lips) Shoot her! SHOOT HER!
Sean: (Narrating) So after the death of one of their workers, a lawyer by the name of Donald Gennaro, played by Martin Ferrero, represents the investors of John Hammond. And because of that guy's death and his family filing a lawsuit against the company, leaving them scared about the safety of the park and he promised to conduct a thourough on-site inspection of the park. Apparently, research experts are needed, including Alan Grant.
Rostagno (Played by Miguel Sandoval): Grant? You'll never get him out of Montana.
Gennaro (Played by Martin Ferrero): Why not?
(Rostagno speaks in Spanish)
Gennaro: Why not?
Rostagno: Because Grant's like me. He's a digger.
"So, he's looking for that big chunk of amber with that mosquito in it? Because you definitely hit the motherload." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) We cut to a digging site in Montana, where we see Dr. Alan Grant, played by Sam Neill, digging up dinosaur bones with his girlfriend Dr. Ellie Satler, played by Laura Dern, as they help the team dig up these extinct creatures and give them a little lesson on velociraptors and their avian characteristics.
Grant (Played by Sam Neill): Well, maybe dinosaurs have more in common with present-day birds than they do with reptiles. (Points at the monitor) Look at the pubic bone, turned backward, just like a bird. Look at the vertebrae, full of air sacs and hollows, just like a bird. And even the word "raptor" means "bird of prey."
"Well, that makes a pretty convincing argument." Sean said.
Volunteer Boy (Played by Whitby Hertford): That doesn't look very scary.
(They all turn and see the boy)
Volunteer Boy: More like a six-foot turkey.
(The group laughs)
"Yeah, velociraptors are about the size of a turkey, but Christ, that would be very terrifying!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) After the kid from Nightmare on Elm Street 5 (referring to actor Whitby Hertford) judges about the scientific discovery of a velociraptor, Dr. Grant schools the kid on velociraptors by scaring the shit out of him.
Grant: Because velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see. He uses coordinated attack patterns, and he is out in force today. (He pulls out a velociraptor's claw from out of his pocket) And he slashes at you with this, a six-foot retractable claw, like a razor, on the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say. No, no. He slashes at you here or here. Or maybe across the belly, spilling your point is, you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know, try to show a little respect.
Volunteer Boy: Okay.
(Dr. Grant smiles at the boy and walks away)
"Oh, yeah. We all know that Dr. Grant is great with children." Sean said as a clip from The Final Conflict is shown, where we see Damien, played by Sam Neill, using Peter as a human shield right when Father DeCarlo stabs him.
Sean: (Narrating) After Grant and Ellie talk about wanting children of their own, their work is interrupted, when a helicopter arrives at the scene. This turns out to be their benefactor, Dr. John Hammond played by Richard Attenborough, who arrives to ask them to come check out his park and to get their endorsement.
Grant: What kind of park is this?
Hammond (Played by Richard Attenborough): It's right up your alley. (Gives Grant a glass of champagne) I'll tell you what. Why don't you come down, just the pair of ya, for the weekend? I'd love to have an opinion of a paleobotanist as well.
"We have genetically-engineered plants that can eat giant locusts." Sean said, imitating Dr. Hammond.
Sean: (Narrating) So after Grant and Ellie agree to check out the park and we cut to San Jose, Costa Rica, where we see a computer programmer named Dennis Nedry, played by Wayne Knight...
(A clip from Seinfeld is shown. The clip is from the season three episode The Keys)
Jerry Seinfeld: (Coldly) Hello, Newman.
Sean: (Narrating) ...where we see him betraying Hammond by giving the dinosaur embryos to Lewis Dodgson, played by Cameron Thor, who works for a rival company called Biosyn. And watching this scene, it feels like I'm watching a spy thriller here.
Dodgson (Played by Cameron Thor): You shouldn't use my name.
Nedry (Played by Wayne Knight): Dodgson, Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here!
Dodgson: 750. On delivery, 50,000 more for each viable embryo. That's 1.5 million, if you get all 15 species off the island.
Nedry: (Laughs) Oh, I'll get 'em all.
Dodgson: Remember, viable embryos. They're no use to us if they don't survive.
Nedry: Oh! How am I supposed to transport them?
(Dodgson pulls out a can of Barbasol shaving cream and opens the bottom of the can, revealing a secret compartment)
Dodgson: The bottom screws open.
Nedry: (Laughing) That's great. Oh, my God.
Dodgson: It's cooled and compartmentalized inside.
Nedry: Oh, that's great!
Dodgson: Customs can even check it if they want to.
"And remember the secret code word: Lemon tree. Lemon tree is the secret code. Don't forget it." Sean said.
Nedry: Let me see.
Dodgson: Go on.
(Nedry sprays some shaving cream on his hand)
Nedry: Oh!
Dodgson: There's enough coolant inside for 36 hours.
Nedry: No menthol?
Dodgson: The embryos have to be back here in San Jose by then.
(Nedry spreads some shaving cream on top of a slice of cherry pie)
"Oh, man. That won't be good for somebody. I mean, just imagine somebody thinking that the pie that they're eating has whipped cream on top and when they take a bite out of it, they get the taste of shaving cream. That sounds like a prank that somebody would pull. Yeah, maybe a couples prank." Sean said.
(Cutaway Gag Starts)
Taylor: (To the camera) Okay, so my boyfriend ate my piece of cherry pie that I bought from the store yesterday. Today, I'm gonna teach him a little lesson. (Points the camera at the piece of pie) Here's the cherry pie. (Picks up the can of Barbasol shaving cream) And here's the shaving cream. (Sprays some on top of the pie) Hope you enjoy the pie, sweetie.
(She leaves the kitchen after she sits the camera down on the table. Sean enters the kitchen and pours himself a cup of coffee. He then notices the slice of cherry pie sitting on top of the kitchen island. He grabs a fork from out of the drawer and grabs the plate. The young critic then takes a bite of the pie with the shaving cream as he makes a disgusted look on his face before spitting the pie out in the sink)
Sean: Ugh! What the hell did I just eat?! Taylor, how long has the Cool Whip been sitting out?! God, that's disgusting!
(Cutaway Gag Ends)
Sean: (Narrating) So we see that Grant and Ellie are flying in a chopper with Dr. Hammond and they're joined by Gennaro and of course, my favorite character of the movie, Dr. Ian Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum, who became a household name after the movie became a hit. Yeah, before I saw The Fly remake when I was young, this was the first movie with Jeff Goldblum that I saw. Plus, I still have the Ian Malcolm action figure. Yeah, he was the best character of the movie and people fell in love with his performance. Hell, the Nostalgia Critic's been giving him crap in his reviews, but I'm not gonna make fun of him. Jeff Goldblum is awesome. Anyway, Dr. Malcolm is a mathematician...
Malcolm (Played by Jeff Goldblum): Chaotician. Chaotician, actually.
"Whatever." Sean said.
Malcolm: Dr. Sattler, Dr. Grant, you've heard of chaos theory?
Ellie (Played by Laura Dern): No.
Malcolm: No? Nonlinear equations? Strange attractors? Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.
(Ellie smiles)
Hammond: Hmm! I bring scientists. You bring a rock star.
"Oh, deal with it. Goldblum is the best part about this movie." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Don't you just love how they have some of the characters dressed in Care Bear colors so you can easily remember them? When I watch this movie, I tend to call them the name of a character that they played in a different movie. For example; you have Captain Vasili Borodin from The Hunt For Red October (a picture of Captain Borodin is shown next to Grant), Diana Adams from Mask (a picture of Diana Adams is shown next to Ellie), Dr. Seth Brundle from The Fly (a picture of Seth Brundle is shown next to Malcolm), Izzy from Miami Vice (a picture of Izzy is shown next to Gennaro) and the English Ambassador to Denmark from Hamlet (the English Ambassador to Denmark is shown next to Hammond).
Hammond: There it is.
(The helicopter flies toward the island as the main theme is heard)
"John Williams, ladies and gentleman!" Sean exclaimed as he claps his hands while the audience does the same.
Sean: (Narrating) So they leave the chopper and they jump into separate jeeps taking them to the park while Gennaro talks to Hammond about the safety of the park.
Hammond: Donald, dear boy, relax. Try and enjoy yourself.
Gennaro: Let's get something straight, John. This is not a weekend excursion. This is a serious investigation of the stability of the island. Your investors, whom I represent, are deeply concerned. 48 hours from now, if they're not convinced, I'm not convinced. I'll shut you down, John.
Hammond: (Chuckles) In 48 hours, I'll be accepting your apologies.
"Oh, don't worry. I'll come back to that clip later on during the review." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) So they make it to their star attraction and we get the big reveal for the audience and the characters when we see Littlefoot.
(Grant and Satler get a first look at a giant Brachiosaurus)
Grant: (Awestruck) Um, it's... it's a dinosaur.
Ellie: Uh-huh.
Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.
"And here, we're presented by the film's groundbreaking CGI and I have to say that it still looks good to this day." Sean said.
Hammond: Dr. Grant, my dear Dr. Satler, welcome to Jurassic Park.
(We cut to a wide shot of the dinosaurs while Grant and Ellie look on)
Grant: They're moving in herds. They do move in herds. How'd you do this?
Hammond: I'll show you.
Sean: (Narrating) Hammond takes them to Visitor's Center to show them how the dinosaurs are made as they watch an animated short hosted by Mr. DNA, voiced by Greg Burson, and we see how the dinosaurs are done by the miracle of cloning.
Mr. DNA (Voiced by Greg Burson): A DNA strand like me is a blueprint for building a living thing. And sometimes, animals that went extinct millions of years ago, like dinosaurs, left their blueprints behind for us to find. We just had to know where to look. 100 million years ago, there were mosquitos, just like today. And just like today, they fed on the blood of animals, even dinosaurs. Sometimes, after bitin' a dinosaur, the mosquito would land on the branch of a tree and get stuck in the sap.
"Alright, Donatello would call bullshit on this one. I mean, the chances of finding mosquitos fossilized in amber for 100 million years ago, but to have bitten every dinosaur known to man and get stuck in tree sap. What was going on back then? Was there a sapilanche that happened? Inquiring minds would like to know. Also, because of this movie, I learned about DNA at a very young age." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Here's the thing that Mr. DNA mentioned in the cartoon, DNA from frogs to fill in the gaps of the genetic code. They also head down to the lab, headed by Dr. Henry Wu played by B.D. Wong. Don't worry, he'll play an important part in the Jurassic World trilogy. And we get our little whimsical moment when the characters witness a baby velociraptor being born.
(They see a baby Velociraptor hatching from a dinosaur egg)
Hammond: (To the baby Velociraptor) Come on. Come on, little one, come on. Come on, then. Come on, then. Very good. Push, push. Very good.
Ellie: Oh, God.
Hammond: Push, come on. Come on, then. Come on, then. (Laughing) There you are. There you are.
(The baby velociraptor makes raspy breathing, then squeals)
"Aww, it's so adorable. It's disgusting, but adorable." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) I would just like to point out that in order to control breeding, they made all the dinosaurs female. But it doesn't stop Ian from asking questions about the dinosaurs breeding.
Malcolm: But, um, again, how do you know they're all female? What, does somebody go out in the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?
Wu (Played by BD Wong): We control their chromosomes. It's really not that difficult. All vertebrate embryos are inherently female anyway. They just require an extra hormone given at the right developmental stage to make them male. We simply deny them that.
Ellie: Deny them that?
Malcolm: John, the kind of control you're attempting is, uh, it's not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free- - It expands to new territories and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.
Hammond: There it is.
Wu: You're implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will breed?
Malcolm: No, I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.
"Well, talk about some foreshadowing in the series. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!" Sean coughs and clears his throat.
Grant: (While holding the baby Velociraptor in his hand) What species is this?
Wu: Uh, it's a Velociraptor.
Grant: You bred raptors?
(Wu nods his head)
"Dude, don't you remember when Hammond told you that they have a T-Rex? You can't have a park without one. Hell, you made a little kid piss his pants with your Velociraptor speech when you're holding one right in your hands. Jesus, some genius you are. Hammond did a good job picking some the best dinosaur experts." Sean said.
Hammond: Spared no expense.
Sean: (Narrating) So, they're taken to the Velociraptor enclosure, where they see that the scientist are about to lower a cow into the enclosure to feed the terrors until Muldoon shows up to talk to them about the raptors.
Muldoon: They're lethal at eight months, and I do mean lethal. I've hunted most things that can hunt you, but the way these things move- -
Grant: Fast for a biped?
Muldoon: Cheetah speed. Fifty, sixty miles per hour, if they ever got out in the open. And they're astonishing jumpers.
Hammond: Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's why we're taking extreme precautions.
"Oh, yeah. Extreme precautions. Yeah, tell that to the guy who was killed by one." Sean said.
(The scientists lift the destroyed harness from out of the enclosure)
Hammond: Yes. Well. Who's hungry?
(We cut to them sitting in the V.I.P. Dining Room, where they are being served Chilean sea bass for lunch)
"Okay, I do have to say that Chilean sea bass looks good." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) While everybody is eating lunch, Alan, Ellie and Ian express their concerns for the park, but Ian is not happy about it and he starts to question the ethical morality of cloning species.
Malcolm: You know, you read what others had done, and you, and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility... for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses, uh, to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew it, you had, you've patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and now (bangs the table) you're selling it, you wanna sell it, well.
"You know, I agree with Malcolm on this one." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) I absolutely love this scene and I love Goldblum's performance in this one. He just comes to life when he makes his point about cloning species and I agree with him. What Hammond is doing is that he's playing God. He is playing God with what has not lived for millions of years. You're playing God with evolution, buddy. (Clips from the 1973 film Westworld is shown) This is just like the movie Westworld, which also involves an old guy trying his hand at playing God, and this was also by Michael Crichton, which he wrote and directed. Hammond is playing God and it won't end well.
"So yeah, I have no problems with this scene. But I do have one little nitpick about the scene. That nobody is not eating the Chilean sea bass!" Sean exclaimed.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, they're busy talking about ethic moralities and all that stuff, but they're not eating the food. Come on, eat the food, you morons! Alejandro worked his heart for this meal.
Hammond: Spared no expense.
Sean: (Narrating) So after they finish their lunch, that they didn't eat...
"I'm guessing they lost their appetite from seeing that poor cow getting eaten by the Velociraptor." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) ...we come to the target audience for both the park and the movie.
Lex (Played by Ariana Richards) and Tim (Played by Joseph Mazello): (Both) Grandpa!
Hammond: Kids! (They both hug him excitedly, knocking him back) Oh wait! Careful with the old man!
"KIDS!" Sean yelled out while the "Dun-Dun-Duuuun!" sound effect plays in the background.
Sean: (Narrating) These are Hammond's grandchildren, Lex played by Ariana Richards, and her little brother Tim played by Joseph Mazello. And I'm pretty sure that nothing bad will happen to them. Besides, nothing bad happens to children in movies like this. Plus, they take a tour through the park in two separate Ford Explorers.
Lex: It's an interactive CD-Rom! Look, see? You just touch the right part of the screen, and it talks about whatever you want.
"CD-Rom! Oh, this kicks ass! Can I play Wolfenstein 3D? Please tell me I can play Wolfenstein 3D." Sean said.
(A screenshot of Wolfenstein 3D is added onto the monitor)
"YEAH, BABY!" Sean yelled out, imitating Ash Williams from Army of Darkness.
Sean: (Narrating) And since there are kids at the park and with Grant hating children, Hammond's grandchildren takes a liking to Grant.
(Soft, whimsical music plays in the background)
Tim: I read your book.
Grant: Well, that's- - That's great.
Tim: Do you really think dinosaurs turned into birds and that's where they went?
Grant: Well, a few species may have evolved along those lines.
(Grant sits in the back seat of the car while Tim gets in the back)
Tim: 'Cause they sure don't look like birds to me. (While Grant gets ready to get out of the car) I heard that there's this, um, meteor, um, hit the earth someplace down in Mexico and made this big crater.
Grant: Listen, uh-
Tim: Tim.
Grant: Tim, which car were you planning on?
Tim: Whichever one you are.
"I just want you to know that you're my hero, Dr. Grant." Sean said, imitating Tim.
(Grant walks over to the other car while Tim follows him)
Tim: Then I heard about this thing in Omni about this, um, meteor making all this heat. And it made diamond dust. (Grant opens the door for him and gets in) That changed the weather, and they died because of the weather. And then my teacher tells me about this other book by a guy named Bakker. He says-
(Grant shuts the door on Tim and walks away. Then, he bumps into Lex)
Lex: She said I should ride with you because it'd be good for you.
(Ellie smiles at Alan)
Sean: (V/O as Grant) Oh, great. It's the Christ's payback for me killing all those infants.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, the tour begins as they go on a fun-filled dinosaur adventure with some narration by Richard Kiley. But the tour isn't going so well when the dinosaurs are shown in their pens. Yeah, when you don't see any dinosaurs in their pens, you know there's something wrong. But don't worry, they're in capable hands by the park's top engineers. You have the park's chief engineer Dr. Ray Arnold, played by Samuel L. Jackson, and of course...
(Nedry is shown sitting by his desk, then a clip from Seinfeld is shown. It's from the season four episode The Pitch is shown)
Jerry Seinfeld: (Coldly) Hello, Newman.
Hammond: Dennis, our lives are in your hands, and you have butterfingers.
Nedry: (Laughing) I'm totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this park from this room with minimal staff for up to three days. You think that kind of automation is easy? (Sips his can of Jolt Cola) Or cheap? You know anybody who can network eight Connection Machines and debug two million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if you can, I'd love to see him try.
"Oh, yeah. They're perfectly safe with this guy." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) As you can see, Nedry is having financial troubles and he tends to get into squabbles with Dr. Hammond, and you can tell that this guy doesn't care for his job. So anyway, they arrive at the T-Rex Paddock as everyone get ready to see the king of the dinosaurs, but there's no sign of the T-Rex. Instead, we see it's meal for later on.
(Inside the paddock, a cage raises bringing a goat with it. The goat is tethered to a post, as a cage lowers around it, leaving it trapped and exposed.)
Lex: What's gonna happen to the goat?
(The goat bleats)
Lex: He's gonna eat the goat?
Tim: Excellent.
Gennaro: What's the matter, kid? You never had lamb chops?
Lex: I happen to be a vegetarian.
"Oh, you're a vegetarian. Just don't let Bill Cosby slap his meat on you." Sean said as the audience boos him after his Leonard Part 6 reference. "What? What? What?! Come on! Come on!"
Sean: (Narrating) But hey, it doesn't stop Jeff Goldblum being the best damn character in this movie.
Malcolm: (Speaking into the camera) Uh, uh, now, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello? (Taps on the lens) H-Hello. (Exhales on the lens) Yes?
Hammond: (While watching this from the control room) I really hate that man.
"Well, too bad. Because you're stuck with him in the sequel. So, ha!" Sean exclaimed after he mentions The Lost World: Jurassic Park.
Sean: (Narrating) Hell, he even has the balls to try to flirt with Ellie when her boyfriend is sitting in the car with them. The brass balls on that guy. But while Malcolm is flirting with Ellie while giving her a lesson on chaos theory, Alan notices something out in the distance and he gets out of the car to check it out.
(Grant opens the door of the vehicle and jumps out)
Malcolm: There! Look at this. See? I'm right again. Nobody could've predicted that Dr. Grant would suddenly, suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle.
Ellie: (Getting out as well) Alan? Alan!
Malcolm: And there's, uh, another example. (Chuckling) See, here I'm now by myself, uh, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.
"Oh, come on. Why would you leave Jeff Goldblum all alone in the car? Now you made him feel all lonely.
(The group gets out of their cars to discover a sick Triceratops)
Sean: (Narrating) So they get out of their cars and they come across a sick Triceratops and Ellie is determined to figure out why it's sick. And again, kudos to the amazing animatronic work for this movie. Also in order to figure out what the Triceratops ate, Ellie has to check the dinosaur's droppings and we get this line that made me laugh when I was a kid.
(Ian is looking at a pile of dinosaur droppings)
Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
"Isn't that what Michael Crichton said about Jurassic Park III after he saw the movie?" Sean asked.
(A picture of Michael Crichton is shown, followed by the quote, "That Is One Big Pile of Shit.")
Sean: (Narrating) But a tropical cyclone storm is on the way, which cuts the tour short as the group head back to the Visitor's Center while Ellie stays with the sick Triceratops. Aside from that, Nedry starts his devious plan by shutting down the park's security systems and he ends up stealing the dinosaur embryos and gets out of there. But Hammond, Arnold and Muldoon soon learn about this deceit as they see that the electrified fence has been shut down.
(Arnold tries to get the power back on, but no luck. Then, an animated image of Nedry appears on the other monitor, wagging his finger)
Computer Nedry: Uh, uh, uh! You didn't say the magic word. Uh, uh, uh!
Arnold (Played by Samuel L. Jackson): (Livid) Please! Goddamn it! I hate this hacker crap!
"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking hackers in this motherfucking park!" Sean said, imitating Dr. Arnold.
Sean: (Narrating) So yeah, everyone is screwed. The electrified fence has been shut down and phone lines are out too. And the group is left stranded by the T-Rex pen, the worst place possible. And here is where get the biggest star of the movie and I mean, the best part of this whole movie and the reason why I love this film.
Lex: Where's the goat?
(The dismembered leg of the goat lands on top of the car. Lex gasps in shock and Tim looks up with a surprised look on his face as he sees the Tyrannosaurus Rex devouring the goat while the song "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited starts playing during the T-Rex's first appearance)
"Oh, my God! IT'S THE GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS!" Sean yelled out.
(A sound clip from Predator plays)
Blain: (V/O) Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
(Rexy the T-Rex roars)
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, man! She owns this scene. This scene is perfectly paced and perfectly suspenseful, which makes this one of the best scenes ever. I can watch this scene while I turn the volume up loud just to get the experience. Best experience ever when you're watching the movie at home.
(Gennaro, scared from seeing the T-Rex, runs out of the car and heads straight to the bathroom, leaving Lex and Tim behind)
Lex; He left us. He left us.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, Gennaro leaves the kids behind and heads into the bathroom just as Rexy steps out of the pen. What's important is to keep absolutely still because her vision is based on movement. And whatever you do, do not turn the flashlight on and shine it in her eye. Which is what these two little dumbasses do and this happens.
(Rexy's head crashes down, slamming the plexiglass roof down onto the kids. The two are trying to keep it from eating them)
"Nice job, now she's gonna kill you." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) But Rexy tips the Ford Explorer over while Grant and Malcolm see that they're in danger. So, Grant grabs a flare to get her attention. But Malcolm gets the same idea, only for him to get chased by it.
Malcolm: Hey-hey! Hey-hey!
Grant: Ian, freeze!
Malcolm: Get the kids!
Grant: Get rid of the flare!
(Malcolm flings the flare away, but Rexy is in hot pursuit. Suddenly, the bathroom Gennaro is hiding in gets trashed right when the T-Rex crashes it's head through the building. Malcolm is knocked down and buried under the collapsing roof. Gennaro is left exposed while sitting on the toilet.)
Gennaro: No! No! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
(The T-Rex eats Gennaro, swinging him around in it's mouth)
"What was it that Hammond said to him?" Sean asked.
Hammond: In 48 hours, I'll be accepting your apologies.
(Cut to Gennaro getting killed by the T-Rex)
"Well, so much for accepting him as your client." Sean said. "Rexy loves the taste of lawyers."
Sean: (Narrating) Grant gets Lex out of the car, but Tim is left stuck in the car and The T-Rex goes after them and she throws the car over with Tim in it.
(The T-Rex roars after it knocks the car over)
Blain: (V/O) Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
"Oh, man. I just came in my jeans a little. Yeah, the T-Rex is that damn awesome." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, Nedry tries to get out of the island, but he ends up getting lost and his jeep stuck. So he tries to get it out.
Nedry: There's the road.
(Nedry goes to the front of the jeep to grab the rope so he can tie it to a tree at the bottom in order to get the jeep out)
Nedry: (Talking to himself) There's something here... tight... that thing there... and I pull down this thing here and I...
(Nedry slips down to the bottom. A faint, cartoonish sound plays as he slips)
"I'm sorry, was that a cartoon sound effect?" Sean asked.
(The cartoon sound effect is heard when Nedry slips)
"What? Did Schumacher take over this movie? Why is there a cartoony sound effect? What's next, am I going to hear a sitcom laugh track playing throughout this scene?" Sean said.
(The scene is re-edited as we see the Seinfeld logo for the show's fifth season while the Seinfeld theme plays while we see Nedry while a laugh track plays in the background throughout the scene)
Nedry: (Looks for his glasses after he loses them) My glasses! I can afford more glasses.
(Audience laughs)
Sean: (Narrating) But then Nedry comes across a little adorable Dilophosaurus who wants to say "hi" to him.
Nedry: What do you want? You want food? Look at me. I just fell down a hill. I'm soakin' wet. I don't have any food. I have no food on me. I have nothing on me. Play fetch? Play fetch? (Grabs a stick) Look, see? See stick? See stick? Yeah, look, stick. Look, stick. Stick, stupid. Fetch the stick, boy. (Throws the stick) You like the stick? No wonder you're extinct.
(Audience laughs while the Dilophosaurus stares at Nedry)
Nedry: I'm gonna run you over when I come back down.
(Audience laughs once more. As Nedry heads back to his jeep, the Dilophosaurus approaches him. It snarls at Nedry and raises it's frill. The Dilophosaurus spits venom on Nedry, but misses the first time. Nedry reaches the car door but looks back at the direction of the Dilophosaurus and ends up having venom spat in his face, burning his eyes as he screams. The audience continues to laugh throughout the scene. He then loses the can of Barbasol that has the dinosaur embryos and enters the jeep. He thinks he's safe, but the Dilophosaurus appears in the passenger's side of the jeep. We cut to the exterior of the jeep right when Nedry is killed by the Dilophosaurus while the audience laughs from the scene)
(Cut to a clip from Seinfeld, which is the season seven episode The Postponement)
Jerry Seinfeld: Poor bastard. (Sips his coffee)
(The scene freezes on the image of Jerry drinking his coffee and the theme plays and we see the credit that read "Produced by KATHLEEN KENNEDY & GERALD R. MOLEN")
Sean: (Narrating) So after seeing Nedry get killed because he failed miserably, we see that Grant and Lex has escaped from the T-Rex, Grant has to climb up a tree to get Tim out of there. Oh yeah, I'm sure both of the kids will be alright, or probably be scarred for life.
Grant: (To Tim) You okay? You okay?
Tim: (Weakly) I threw up.
Grant: Oh. Oh, that's okay. Just give me your hand. (Grant extends his hand, but Tim doesn't reach for it) Hey, Tim, I won't tell anyone you threw up.
"That's okay, he'll laugh about your sister pissing in her pants from seeing the T-Rex. Man, she was scared." Sean laughed.
Sean: (Narrating) Grant manages to get Tim out of the tree and avoid getting crushed by a Ford Explorer, Ellie and Muldoon look for the group, only to find Gennaro, or what's left of him, and they find Malcolm and they find the other car and two sets of footprints. But they have to cut the search short because Rexy is back for another awesome scene.
Malcolm: Come on, come on, come on. We gotta get outta here. Now, now! Right now! Go, go, go! Let's go! Start the engine!
(Ellie and Muldoon run over to the jeep. Muldoon starts the jeep and drives off just as Rexy bursts into view)
Blain: (V/O) Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
Malcolm: Must go faster.
(Rexy roars)
"That's it, Rexy! Eat them! Kill them!" Sean exclaimed.
Malcolm: Here it comes! Stand on it! Fifth gear!
Ellie: Shit! Shit! Shit!
(Muldoon looks in the rearview mirror. It says "Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear" and is full of T-Rex jaws)
"And in six years, Toy Story 2 is going to parody that scene." Sean said as the Toy Story 2 parody scene featuring Rex is shown.
(The T-Rex falls behind and gives up the chase)
Malcolm: Think they'll have that on the tour?
"No, but they'll have that on the arcade game." Sean said as a screenshot of the T-Rex fight from the Jurassic Park arcade game is shown.
Sean: (Narrating) So Grant and the kids spend the night in a tree and they see some Brachiosauruses and Alan imitates their singing. Then, we see him channel his fatherly side when he takes a liking to Lex and Tim and they marvel about how wonderful the dinosaurs can be, even though they've been almost killed by one. And of course, they get a visitor the next morning when Dink the Dinosaur comes to say "hi" to them.
Lex: (Interested) Can I touch it?
Grant: Sure. Just think of it as a big cow.
(Tim giggles)
Lex: I like cows.
"Yeah, and I like turtles. Geez, can you give George Lucas an idea for a dull as hell line for when he makes Attack of the Clones in a couple of years?" Sean asked.
(The Brachiosaurus suddenly sneezes on Lex. She is covered in snot and she is frozen in horror)
Tim: God bless you!
"Hey, Lex. Can you say "I like snot."?" Sean asked.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, Ellie and Hammond talk while he sulks about how much he wants his part to be something real instead of an illusion like his flea circus.
Hammond: I wanted to show them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real. Something that they could... see and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.
Ellie: But you can't think through this one, John. You have to feel it.
Hammond: You're right, you're absolutely right. Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious. We're overdependent on automation, I can see that now. Now, the next time, everything's correctable.
Ellie: John.
Hammond: Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time, it'll be flawless.
Ellie: It's still the Flea Circus. It's all an illusion.
Hammond: When we have control...
Ellie: You never had control! That's the illusion! Now, I was overwhelmed by the power of this place. But I made a mistake too, I didn't have respect for that power and it's out now.
"You know, she's right. Hammond can play God all he wants, but in the end, he can't control nature. Just as Dr. Moreau." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Meanwhile, Alan and the kids are hiking safely after spending the night in a tree, we learn a little something about Lex.
Tim: (On Lex) She'll sit in her room and never come out to play on her computer.
Lex: I'm a hacker!
Tim: That's what I said! You're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd! I prefer to be called a hacker!
"Oh, I'm pretty sure that her hacking skills will be useful later on in the movie." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Also, remember when I mentioned about the scientists using DNA from frogs to fill in the gaps of the genetic code? Well, Grant makes a shocking discovery about the dinosaurs when he comes across a couple of broken dinosaur eggs. It turns out that the dinosaurs are breeding, even though all the dinosaurs are female.
Grant: They mutated the dinosaurs' genetic code and blended it with that of frogs. Now some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment.
"Is it relevant to the movie? No. But from what I've heard that in the book, it is more useful and explains one character's death. In the movie, not so much. Yeah, the greatests scientific minds couldn't figure out that this could be a possibility." Sean said.
Hammond: Spared no expense.
Sean: (Narrating) But hey, at least there's the lysine contingency.
Arnold: The lysine contingency is intended to prevent the spread of the animals in case they ever get off of the island. Dr, Wu inserted a gene that creates a single faulty enzyme in protein metabolism. The animals can't manufacture the amino acid lysine. Unless they're completely supplied with lysine by us, they slip into a coma and die.
"Well, there you go! You can use that on the dinosaurs." Sean said.
Hammond: That is absolutely out of the question.
"Nevermind. We have the sequels and the Jurassic World trilogy, so that shit is never brought up again." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Instead, they do have a plan to fix their little computer problem, which is to turn it off and turn it back on. And we get another quotable line.
Arnold: Hold on to your butts.
(Arnold flips the switch back on, the room remains dark)
Arnold: Um.
We cut to a skyline shot of the city of Cincinnati as we see a giant blackout that turned off the city's power.
Brian: (V/O) Hey! I watching The Idol! What the fu,,,?!
Sean: (Narrating) Turns out the "On" switch is pretty much far away on the other side of the compound. So, the best choice is to send the ONLY BLACK GUY OUT THERE SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE DINOSAURS! Oh, I'm pretty sure that he'll be okay!
(Cut to a screen with the words that read "A Few Minutes Later")
Narrator: A few minutes later.
Ellie: Oh, God. Something went wrong. Something's happened. Something's wrong.
(A clip from Planes, Trains and Automobiles is shown)
Neal Page (Played by Steve Martin): Really? Do you think so?
Ellie: Something went wrong. I'm gonna go get the power back on.
Muldoon: You can't just stroll down the road, you know.
"Uh, like you let Samuel L. Jackson stroll down the road to his doom just so he turn the power back on, are you fucking serious?! Hey, while you're at it, why don't you put a sign on you that says "Fresh Meat Here!", you idiots!" Sean yelled out.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, Ellie and Muldoon head out and they see some (in his Elmer Fudd voice) waptor twacks, (in his normal voice) which means that there are killer raptors on the loose and they are being hunted, so Ellie runs for her life to the shed while Muldoon hunts for the raptor like he's friggin' Turok the Dinosaur Hunter. Meanwhile, Grant and the kids make it to the electric fence to try to climb it.
(Grant grabs onto the fence with his hands. He suddenly starts shaking and screaming, causing the kids to scream themselves. He then stops and turns towards the kids with a wicked smile on his face)
Lex: That's not funny.
Tim: That was great.
"Oh, yeah. He's going to be an excellent parent. Just make sure that a dingo doesn't take one of them while they're sleeping in a tent." Sean said, referencing the movie A Cry in the Dark.
Sean: (Narrating) So they climb the fence while Ellie makes it to the electrical box to turn the power back on. I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong.
(Ellie pushes the green button, which is the "Push to Close" button. Suddenly, an alarm starts ringing)
Lex: Get down now!
Grant: Timmy! You're gonna have to jump!
Tim: You crazy? I'm not gonna jump.
Lex: Do what Dr. Grant says!
Grant: Let go! I'll count to three! One, two, three!
(Cut to Ellie as she switches the park systems on)
Ellie: Control room. Tour.
(Cut to Grant, Lex and Tim)
Tim: Okay. I'm gonna count to three. One...
(Ellie switches on the T-Rex paddock fence and the perimeter fence)
Tim: ...two...
(Tim gets zapped off the fence as the last button is pushed. The Super MarioWorld. death theme sound)
Lex: Timmy! Timmy!
"Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine. He can turn on electricity like Al Bundy after sitting in that electric chair on the game show he was on with Peg." Sean said, referencing Married... With Children.
Sean: (Narrating) Ellie manages to get the power turned back on, a Velociraptor tries to kill her and she finds Dr. Arnold.
(Dr. Arnold's arm falls on Ellie's shoulder)
Ellie: (Sighs in relief) Oh, Dr. Arnold.
(All that's left is Dr. Arnold's arm on Ellie. She sees this and she starts freaking out)
"Hey, look! She found Mace Windu's arm." Sean pointed out.
Sean: (Narrating) Luckily for Sattler, she makes it out of there alive. And then we cut to Muldoon as he comes across one of the raptors and gets ready to become British Turok: Dinosaur Hunter.
(The theme music to Turok: Dinosaur Hunter plays in the background while Muldoon sees the raptor hiding in the bushes. Right before he shoots it, the record scratches as another raptor emerges right next to him)
Muldoon: Clever girl.
(The raptor leaps onto Muldoon and mauls him to death. While that's going on, we cut to a "Game Over" screen)
Sean: (V/O as Singer) Game over, yeah!
Sean: (Narrating) Back with Grant, he gets Tim to regain consciousness after he gets shocked by an electric fence and the three of them make it to the visitor's center and he heads back out to find the others while he leaves Tim and Lex alone. Smart move, jackass! Leave the defenseless children alone to die! (Cut to Grant meeting up with Ellie) Oh, he meets up with his girlfriend after she almost gets killed by a raptor, that's fine. But leaving the children alone. YOU ARE MADE OF STUPID! And what do you know, leaving them alone with some killer Velociraptors is a totally bad idea. Hell, even the sight of one freaks Lex out and it causes her to make her Jell-O shake in fear.
"Oh, I'm pretty sure that they don't know how to open doors." Sean said.
(Cut to a shot of one of the raptors opening the kitchen door)
"Oh, goddamn it! I gotta learn how to shut my mouth!" Sean yelled out.
Sean: (Narrating) Okay, aside from the awesome scenes with the T-Rex, the Velociraptors are the second favorite thing about this movie. And when I watched this movie when I was a kid, I was scared but impressed to see those things. I love the mix of CGI and animatronics for those things and I love the sound design for them. Plus, the kitchen scene was a pretty intense scene, just seeing Lex and Tim trying to get out of there and avoid getting killed by them had me yelling at the television to tell them to run faster. Also, those things are damn intelligent! But yet, this happens when they get outsmarted by two children.
(One of the raptors sees Lex and charges at her. Lex screams as the raptor charges right towards her, but it turns out to be Lex's reflection as it crashes into a shelf, knocking itself out while Tim locks the other in the freezer)
"So much for being intelligent. You just got outsmarted by two little twerps, buddy, and you failed to kill them. You are a dumb..." Sean said, but then he stops talking when a Velociraptor emerges from the side of the couch. He then turns to it with a horrified look on his face. "Clever girl."
The Velociraptor leaps onto Sean and attacks him while the Goofy Holler is heard in the background.
Sean: (Narrating) Lex and Tim meet up with Grant and Ellie as they head down to the control room to reboot the system, including the door locks, because you can't let these clever raptors get inside. So while Grant and Ellie try to keep the raptor from coming inside, Lex tries to boot up the power to the park and that's where her hacking skills comes to play and while she does this, Tim helps Ellie by handing the shotgun over to her.
(Tim stands behind Lex and smacks the chair that Lex is in)
"Uh, let me repeat that. Tim helps Ellie by handing the shotgun over to her." Sean said.
Tim: Come on, Lex!
"Dude, your sister does not need you to cheer for her! HAND SATTLER THE GODDAMN GUN!" Sean screamed out.
(Lex manages to restore the park's computer systems)
Sean: (Narrating) Oh, fuck it. Lex manages to get the power back on with more ammo to spare. Well, time to get the hell...
(A loud crash causes them to look)
Ellie: It's gonna come through the glass.
(Hammond is on the phone, hearing gunshots)
Hammond: What? (Screams) GRAAAAANT!
(We then see that each shot the Grant makes misses)
Sean: (Narrating) Are you freaking kidding me? Who do these raptors think they are Bruce Leroy from The Last Dragon? What? Do they catch bullets with their teeth?! They make it to the lobby and they climb onto the dinosaur skeleton and they end up falling off. And just when you think that they're cornered and that they're about to become food for the Velociraptors, a savior shows up.
(The song "Get Ready For This" plays once more as Rexy the T-Rex appears and kills one of the Velociraptors)
Singer: Y'all ready for this?
Blain: (V/O) Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE GODDAMN SEXUAL TYRANNOSAURUS IS BACK, BABY!" Sean yelled out in excitement.
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, Rexy is back to give this movie one of the most awesome endings in movie history! Yeah, it makes no sense that nobody could hear it's footsteps when it came in, but screw it, it made this movie more awesome. All that's missing is a mic drop and we can end this review there.
(Rexy throws the raptor into the Tyrannosaurus skeleton before turning to the camera and roars as the banner that reads "WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH" comes down)
"Well, there you go. We got a mic drop. Matter of fact, it's only a banner. Screw it, we could count it as a mic drop." Sean said.
Sean: (Narrating) Anyway, everyone makes it out of the island okay and they all live happily ever after.
(Ellie and Grant look over each other. Ellie smiles as she sees Lex and Tim asleep on Grant)
Sean: (V/O as Grant) Man, we're going to be great parents when we have kids.
Taylor: (V/O as Ellie) Let's split in the third movie and get back together in Jurassic World: Dominion.
Sean: (V/O as Grant) Deal.
Sean: (Narrating) And the moral of the story here: don't fuck with evolution. And when an old Scottish guy asks you to come check out his park, say "Hell, no!". Play me off, John Williams.
(We see the credit "Directed by STEVEN SPIELBERG")
"And that was Jurassic Park and is it still awesome? Hell, yeah it is!" Sean exclaimed.
(Clips from the movie are shown once more)
Sean: (Narrating) Yeah, it has some of it's moments and it's hard for me to make fun of a movie that I really like, but man, did I enjoy it. It's a shame that I didn't get a chance to read the book, but I'm sure that there were stuff in the book that were different in the movie. The effects still hold up to this day. It's suspenseful, exciting and fun, the acting is great, the music score by John Williams is still awesome as ever. It knows what to give the audience what they want and they got it. Plus, it made the T-Rex a star. If you haven't seen the movie, then what are you waiting for? Go watch it on Peacock or order it on Blu-Ray from Amazon. Hell, it's much better than the sequels. And trust me, I'll look over them later on in the future. Jurassic Park comes in at 5 mosquitos encased in amber out of 5.
"Well, that's all for today. I'm Sean the Mayhem Critic and I'll see you guys next time." Sean said as he gets up from off of the couch and leaves the room.
Mayhem Critic Tagline- Spared no expense.
Alright! Another chapter down. I know. It's July now and it's 30th anniversary was back in June. The reason why I didn't post this chapter yet was because I was busy working on the Commercials X chapter with my good buddy UltimateWarriorFan4Ever. But hey, we managed to finish the new chapter. Check it out when you get a chance. Anyway, hope that you all enjoy this chapter. Next time on The Mayhem Critic, Sean reviews the 1993 Clint Eastwood thriller In the Line of Fire! Find out why this movie was one of the greatest thrillers ever. After the review of In the Line of Fire, which movie should I review after I'm finished with the review? Here are the choices:
1. King Kong: Sean reviews the 1976 remake that he happens to enjoy as a kid and see why this is an underrated classic.
2. Jaws 2: Sean reviews the sequel to the 1975 blockbuster and sees why this is one is considered to be the best sequel ever.
3. Ferris Bueller's Day Out: Sean reviews the 1986 John Hughes teen comedy and finds out why this film is one of the greatest teen comedies of all time and one of John Hughes' best films yet and why this film is beloved by fans.
Which movie would you like for me to review after the In the Line of Fire review? Feel free to leave a review, add this story to your favorites and follow it for future updates. Also, if you got a movie or a TV show that you want me to cover next for a future chapter or if you want to do a co-review with me, don't forget to leave a review or PM me if you're interested. I'll see you guys next time. Till next time, my fellow readers.