Hey guys, here's chapter 4 of The Tiny Toons Show. Here we go.
It was another day in Acme City. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everyone was out and about. This included a couple of young skunks.
"It's a nice day, isn't it?" Tony said, he and Fifi walking side by side.
"Oui, it is," Fifi nodded in agreement.
"So, is there anything you want to do?" Tony asked.
Fifi was about to answer, only to be interrupted by her stomach growling. The French skunk chuckled nervously.
"How about lunch?" Tony asked with a chuckle.
"Merci," Fifi smiled.
Later, they were at an Italian restaurant. This wasn't just any restaurant though; this was the restaurant that Tony told Fifi that he and his mom were going to open.
"So, what do you think?" Tony asked, sitting across from Fifi at a table.
"This place is quite nice and, if I must say, a little romantic," Fifi replied, smiling with half-lidded eyes.
"Hello, you two," greeted a thicc, mint green female skunk with a small beauty mark on her left cheek bone.
"Hey Mom," Tony smiled, "You remember Fifi," he gestured to the French skunk.
"Yes. Hello, dear, how have you been?" Mrs. Puzzola asked.
"I have been doing well, Mrs. Puzzola. You?" Fifi replied.
That's great to hear. Me, I've been doing alright for myself, all thing considering. So, what can I get you two?" Mrs. Puzzola asked, holding a pen and a small notepad.
"I'll have—"
"Oh, hold on, dear," Mrs. Puzzola cut her son off. She looked between the two and smiled, "I think I know exactly what to get you two. Be right back," she winked at them before walking away.
"Aw, merda, I know that look," Tony sighed, rubbing his forehead.
Moments later, his mom came back with a large plate of spaghetti and meatballs, placing it between the young skunks along with a side of cheesy garlic bread.
"Of course. Knew it," Tony thought with a mental roll of his eyes.
"Enjoy, you two," his mom said before walking away.
Fifi giggled, "Well? Shall we?"
"Might as well. Mom's cooking is the best," Tony said, he and Fifi each grabbing a fork.
The two began to dig in and, as if it was planned, one of the spaghetti noodles was the one that they were both eating together. Playing along, they slurp it together, drawing their faces closer until their lips connected. Both skunks blushed, but Fifi giggled.
"Uh… sorry…" Tony said nervously.
"No, it is fine. I thought was cute," Fifi blushed.
"Does that count as an actual kiss though?" Tony asked.
"Maybe," she answered with a coy smile.
It was at that moment someone else came into the restaurant. A dark blue male skunk in a black leather vest, sporting a pompadour. He also had a cigarette behind his ear.
Fifi gasped, "It's Johnny Pew!"
"The movie-star?" Tony cocked an eyebrow.
"Oui," Fifi nodded.
Tony looked back and saw that it was indeed the famous skunk.
"What's he doing here?" Tony questioned.
They see Johnny take a seat and soon a female rat joins them at the table.
"Looks like he is on a date," Fifi said.
"Yeah, best to leave them be," Tony said.
"Maybe I could ask him for his autograph," Fifi said.
"What?" Tony looked at her.
"Yeah, but maybe another time," Fifi said with a small shrug, "Shall we finish our lunch?"
"Sure, but we might end up accidently kissing again," Tony teased.
Fifi just giggled in response.
After lunch, the two skunks left the restaurant.
"That was delicious," Fifi said, rubbing her stomach with satisfaction.
"Told you my mom's cooking was good," Tony said smugly.
"Oui, maybe we should make this a regular date spot for us then," Fifi said.
"Date?" Tony repeated.
"What? Do you not want to date me? Maybe I should see if Johnny would like to then," Fifi said, furrowing her brows.
"You really want to date me?" Tony asked, surprised.
"Oui, I thought that was clear?" Fifi said, starting to get annoyed with his density.
"I thought you were just being playful and teasing me," Tony held his hands up in defense.
"Tony, I am not zhe kind of girl to lead someone. If I am flirting with someone, it means zhat I actually have an interest in zhem," Fifi folded her arms over her chest.
"Oh. Sorry…" Tony chuckled nervously, rubbing the back of his head.
Fifi then walked away with an annoyed hmph.
"Fifi, wait!" Tony called out, but it was too late, "Damn it…" he cursed himself. They just had a nice, romantic lunch and had grown closer, but because of how much of a dense idiot he was, he screwed it up.
Meanwhile, Fifi was walking with an annoyed huff.
"Why is he such a dense idiot? How could he not think that I wanted to date him? I sent him a nude picture of myself for crying out loud!" Fifi thought to herself. She sighed with annoyance as she leaned against a pole.
"So, what's got you so annoyed?" a voice said from behind her.
Fifi turned around to see…
"Johnny Pew?" Fifi said with shock.
"Hey there, good looking," Johnny winked.
"Bonjour," Fifi greeted.
"So, you didn't answer my question," Johnny said.
"Just some guy…"
"Ah, got it"
"He's sweet, but clueless when it comes to romance and intimacy"
"You don't say"
"Oui"
"You know what? Why don't we go out then?" Johnny offered.
"Really?" Fifi smiled.
"Sure," Johnny said.
"But what about the girl you were just with?" Fifi asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Things just didn't work out for us," Johnny shrugged.
"Oh," Fifi said.
"Yeah. So, shall we?" he offered his arm.
"Fifi!" Tony ran up to the French skunk, "Fifi, I'm sorry. Please, let me make it up to you," he said, taking her hand into his.
Fifi, however, furrowed her brows and snatched her hand away.
"No. You had your chance, but I am done. I am tired if doing everything I can for you to get a fucking clue!" she snapped.
"But Fifi, I—"
"No!" she shouted, cutting him off, "I am done with you, you retarded, intimately and romantically challenged shithead!"
With her words said she and Johnny left.
Tony just stood there in stunned silence. A few minutes later his mother came out, having seen everything. She suddenly smacked him upside his head.
"Ow!" he yelped.
"God damn it, you're an idiot just like your father was," she groaned.
"Mom?" Tony looked at her.
"You just had to screw it up. Even after I had made things romantic for you two, you just couldn't get a clue," she complained.
Tony hanged his head with guilt. His mom looked at him with pity. She sighed and pulled him into a tight hug.
"Tony, bambino (baby)…" his mother started, nuzzling him.
"Mom, you know girls were never interested in me when I was growing up. I'm not used to girls actually liking me," Tony said.
"I know, bambino," his mom caressed his cheek.
"Mom, what do I do?" Tony asked.
"Lookout for her. Make sure she doesn't get hurt" his mom told him.
"But she hates me..." Tony muttered.
"She doesn't hate you, she's just upset right now," his mom told him.
"Should I wait until this blows over?"
"Just give her a little space right now, but don't wait too long"
"How long should I wait?"
"That's hard to say, but I'd say give her an hour or two"
Tony sighed, "Alright. I'll be at home if you need me."
"Nope. You're going to go get gifts for Fifi and apologize for being such a dunce," his mom told him, "You're going to get her flowers, chocolates, and any other kind of gift to give her or else you can say bye-bye to Fifi. Do you understand or do I have to smack you again so that it gets through that thick skull of yours?" she scolded angrily.
"Alright, alright, I'll get the damn gifts!" Tony said with a roll of his eyes.
His mother then sighed, "Bambino, please don't treat this like it's a chore. You're doing this because you care about her."
"I do. Man, you're really serious about this romance stuff," he muttered that second part, "So, flowers, chocolate, and a gift?"
"Yep"
"This won't be easy..."
"No, it won't… but love never is"
"Is that how it was with you and Dad?"
"Yep. He was a big idiot, I had to practically scream it in his face for him to finally get a clue"
"Oh, god..." Tony said.
"But once he did get a clue, he was very romantic from then on. He was so sweet and kind. Not once did he ever forget our anniversary... for anything. Seriously, that man had the memory of an elephant," his mom said.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, and you're just like him"
"Is that bad?"
"Yes and no"
"Oh?"
"Yeah. You're a smart guy but clueless when it comes to romance and intimacy. But at the same time, you're also sweet, kind, and you care about your friends," she told him.
"Grazie, Mom," Tony smiled.
His mom then kissed his forehead, "Now, go get the stuff and get Fifi before it's too late"
"Okay got it" with that he headed off to get everything he needed to apologize.
Fifi and Johnny were at the movie theater and were just sitting down in their seats with snacks and drinks in hand.
"Thanks there, doll. I was a little strapped for cash" Johnny said.
"No problem," Fifi sipped her drink, "So, before the movie starts... could I have your autograph?" she asked, pulling out a picture of Johnny.
"Sure, not a problem" he says pulling out a signed photo of himself.
"Uh... merci," Fifi said, a small hint of disappointment in her voice.
"No problem," Johnny said, eating a handful of popcorn.
The already signed photo wasn't unwelcome, just unexpected. It would've meant more to her if he had signed her photo personally though. The French skunk, however, decided to let it go. The movie then started. The whole time, Johnny had kept the snacks to himself, Fifi not even being able to get some of that buttery popcorn that she loved.
After the movie, the two of them headed to the amusement park. Fifi once again ended up paying for everything. The entrance fee, the games, everything. Eventually, they decided to ride the ferris wheel. At this point Fifi had gone from having a smile to having a straight face, resting her cheek in her hand. Throughout the day she had less and less fun, now that she had cooled off.
"Hey, babe, how about a game?" Johnny spoke.
"What kind of game?" Fifi looked at him.
"You know..." Johnny wrapped an arm around her waist, "A personal game."
The hair on the back of her neck started to stand up.
"Uhh..." Fifi said at a loss for words.
"Come on, you know you want to," Johnny said with a small grin.
"I … I—" she started to say but eventually trailing off, too stunned to know what to do.
"It'll be fun" he whispered, grabbing and squeezing her ass.
Fifi yelped, and not in a good way. Clouds started to gather in the sky. Luckily before anything more can happen the ferries wheel came to an end. Fifi sighed with relief.
Johnny clicked his tongue, "Damn it…"
"Hey, why don't we get a drink at the bar?" Johnny offered.
"I'm not so sure…" Fifi said nervously.
"Come on, it's just a few drinks" he replied, putting an arm around her shoulders, "Think of it as an apology for messing with you back there. I saw that you weren't having any fun, so I did that to get a ride out of you" he continued with a charming smile.
"I..." Fifi rubbed her arm.
"Please, let me make it up to you" Johnny pleaded.
"Uh…" Fifi sighed lightly and gave in, "Ok."
Later, the two skunks were at the bar. Johnny ordered each of them a shot, though the scent was strong as it hit Fifi's nose. Fifi cringed at its strong scent. While this happened, Johnny was looking around the bar for his next girl to take advantage of, seeing as he wasn't going to get much more out of Fifi. He soon spotted a blonde and busty dog girl.
"Ooh, zhat burns," Fifi rubbed her throat.
"Yeah, it's something you have to get used to," Johnny told her.
Fifi slid her drink aside.
"Thanks, but I am good on zhe shots," Fifi said.
"Oh, no, come on, you've got to have one more shot to appreciate the flavor," Johnny slid the drink back to her.
"Fine," Fifi rolled her eyes. She quickly downed the second shot, gagging a bit at the burn. Though a second later after the burning went away, she would admit that it actually tasted good, "Maybe Johnny is right. Maybe I do need to need to get used to it."
"Still burns. Not as bad as the first one though," Fifi said.
"See? What I tell you?" Johnny smiled.
Fifi had a third shot and guzzled it down, "You were right, that was good."
After a few more drinks, Fifi hiccupped.
"Excusez moi, I need go power my nose," she said, getting out of her seat.
The French skunk then went to go empty her bladder. A few minutes later, she stepped out of the restroom. She soon returned to her table to see that Johnny was gone. She looked around the bar trying to find him. That's when she heard giggling, and turned to see him flirting with a busty blonde dog girl.
"Johnny! What are you doing?!" Fifi asked.
"I'm sorry, do I know you miss?" he said.
"What? I am Fifi. We are on a date right now," Fifi told him.
"Look, miss, I get it, you're a fan, but you can't go making things up just so you can believe in some fantasy" Johnny said.
"Fantasy? You just bought me drinks," Fifi snapped.
"Miss, you've probably had a few too many drinks. Why don't you go back to your table maybe, get some water to sober up and then pay your tab before you get thrown out," he said before turning to back to the busty blonde, "Sorry about that I get these kinds of crazy fans all the time. Let's head somewhere else?" after that he led her somewhere else, leaving a stunned Fifi behind.
From there, Fifi's eyes began to well up.
Meanwhile, with Tony, the Italian skunk had a bouquet of red roses, a large bar of milk chocolate, and a stuff unicorn in the passenger's seat of his car.
"I'm sure Fifi's calmed down by now. I hope this works," Tony said, stopping at a red light, "Man, this is a really long light. Plus, it's raining hard"
Tony turned his head to a nearby bar. He then notices a couple coming out and one of them is a very familiar skunk.
"Hey, that's that asshole Johnny. But who's the blonde? And where's Fifi?" Tony questioned with a raised eyebrow.
No sooner than when he asked that, out came the female skunk. Though he noticed something about her. She seemed to be crying.
"Fifi!" he called out to her.
Fifi sniffled and looked up.
"Tony…" she said then headed to his car and climbed in.
"What happened?" Tony asked while moving the stuff.
"Please, just… take me home…" Fifi said, wiping her eyes of tears.
The light turned green and Tony drove off.
Tony drove Fifi back to her apartment. He even walked her to the door. When they got inside, he quickly set aside the gifts he got her and just hugged her.
"Do you want to talk about now or just stay like this for a while?" he asked.
"Johnny..." Fifi sobbed, "Johnny is an asshole"
"Why? What happened?" Tony asked.
"I paid for everything. He touched me and got me tipsy, and while I was in the bathroom, he hooked up with some blonde dog and acted like what we did never happened," Fifi said, burying her face as she cried onto Tony's chest.
Tony just held her and rubbed her back all the while thinking, "I kill the fucking bastard!"
"It's going to be alright, Fifi" Tony cooed while texting Walt, "I'll be right back," he told her.
"Where are you going?" Fifi asked.
"I've got a small errand to run. I'll be back in an hour, maybe less," he told her as he walked out.
"Come back soon…" she muttered to herself.
Johnny was about to get in his car, having finished with the blonde dog from earlier, when he was suddenly pulled into a nearby alley. The celebrity skunk was caught off guard when a fist was thrown into his face, knocking him to the ground.
"Ow! What the hell, man?!" he looked up to see Tony and Walt towering over him, "Hey, you're that guy from earlier."
"You made the girl I love cry. You broke her heart so now we're going to break your bones"
Tony snapped his fingers.
Walt cracked his knuckles and said, "With pleasure, boss," he then proceeded to beat the shit out of him. As Walt continued to beat the bastard up, he then said to him, "You know it's pieces of shit like you that give guys like me a bad name, so I'm really enjoying this."
"What's the difference?" Johnny asked.
"The difference is that I care about the girls!" Walt answered.
"Do you?" Johnny asked
"Yes," he says as he snaps Johnny's arm.
Johnny screamed, followed by getting kicked in the stomach by Tony.
Tony glared down at the bastard, "That's one arm let's try the other" he looked to Walt "Do it" he ordered.
"Please don't break my arm!" Johnny pathetically begged.
"No," Walt replied before snapping his other arm.
Walt drops Johnny to the floor where Tony kicks him in the balls.
By the time they're done with him Johnny looked like he was put through the meat grinder.
"Now, to make this look like an accident," Tony said as he saw Johnny's car, "Perfect," he continued, as the two brought him and saw a box of cannolis in it.
"Leave the bastard, take the cannoli" Tony ordered Walt, who put Johnny in the front seat of the car and grabbed the box of cannolis.
They turn the car on and help push it so it would go downhill. The two left the scene with the box of cannolis in hand.
"Wow, these are good cannolis," Walt said as he ate one.
"Yeah, just like how nonna used to make" Tony replied, having one too as the two then heard a loud crash.
Later, after beating the crap out of Johnny returned to Fifi's apartment, though the female skunk was still in her wet clothes. Tony sat on the edge of the bed beside her.
"Listen, Fifi..." he held her hand, "I'm sorry about earlier, for being a clueless jackass"
"Apology accepted and I'm sorry for getting so upset with you and going on a date with another man," Fifi replied.
"Don't worry about it. All that matters to me is that you're ok" Tony smiled at her.
"Merci. Um, Tony… can you stay the night with me?" she asked nervously.
"Sure, Fifi," Tony replied, "Now, you probably want to get out of these wet clothes. I'll give you some privacy."
"Merci" Not long after she poked her head out, "You may come in now, Tony"
Tony stepped back into her room. Fifi was in one of those bras that had a transparent nightgown underneath, the nightgown stopping just below her ass.
"Whoa, Fifi" Tony said.
"You like? I do have to thank you for all those gifts after all," she said playfully with a swish of her tail.
"Well, I'm glad you like the gifts," Tony smiled.
Fifi sat on the edge of the bed, patting the spot next to her. Tony sat beside her. Fifi giggled and swung a leg over his lap, straddling him. She then threw her arms around him, tackling him onto the bed in a hug.
"Tony," Fifi kissed his cheek, "Mon petite skunk hunk," she said with a smile, a flirtatious gaze in her eyes as she she pressed her nose against his.
Tony chuckled, "Heh. Well, I don't know if I'd call myself a hunk..." he said, blushing with a grin.
"Shush you. No more words now," she said as she tilted her head, connecting their mouths in a deep French kiss, their tongues wrestling for dominance.
The two skunks held each other as they made out. That's when Tony's phone went off. He checked to see it was his mom calling him. He broke the kiss to answer.
"Hey mom," Tony answered while Fifi kissed his face.
"Hey bambino. How did it go with Fifi?" his mom asked on the other end.
"It was a little bumpy, but we made up," Tony replied, "Hey, uh, I'm going to spend the night at Fifi's place. Is that ok?"
He could practically hear her grinning now, "Of course sweetheart" she replied.
"Thanks, Mom," Tony said, a bit of a groan in his voice as he knew what she was thinking, "See you tomorrow"
The two then cuddled, but just before they fell asleep in each other's arms Fifi whispered, "I love you, Tony".
"Love you too, Fifi" Tony whispered back, kissing her forehead.
Alright, done and done. I know the parts with Johnny seemed rushed… and this chapter in general might have seemed rushed, but I could only do so much. This chapter was co-written with IrishKatana.
Looks like Tony and Fifi got together, which will I enjoyed doing. Next chapter should be a fun one.
If you have ideas for a future chapter, say it in a review or feel free to message me.
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