( Xquankly was in his cave ready for a late night feast he stared at the food in front of him and rubbed his belly )

Xquankly: Oh boy tummy ready to eat? ( stomach growls ) Here we go.

( Xquankly took a sandwich and ate it in one bite then he ate a fish two sausages and a chicken leg afterwards he burped and rubbed his stomach )

Xquankly: ( Sighs ) That was great well time for bed.

( Xquankly walked to his bed and lied down on it he was sleeping peacefully when suddenly his stomach began gurgling and he burped )

Xquankly: ( Embarrassed ) Pardon me.

( Suddenly Xquankly began hiccuping like crazy and bounced around on his bed )

Xquankly: That snack didn't agree with me I better find a cure for these hiccups.

( Xquankly looked at a book for remedies to cure his hiccups first he tired holding his breath )

Xquankly: ( Inhales )

( Xquankly covered his mouth with his wings to prevent any air from escaping eventually he began turning red and he exhaled and hiccuped again then he tired other cures such as hanging upside down from his perch drinking lots of water and finally blowing into a paper bag and popping it which cured his hiccups but suddenly he heard a noise from outside his cave he looked out the window and saw a bunch of food zombies walking towards him while chanting his name )

Food zombies: ( Chanting ) Xquankly.

( Xquankly quickly barricaded the doors and windows to stop the zombies from getting in they started banging on the barricaded windows and doors when suddenly Xquankly heard the doorbell he opened the door to see who was there but he saw no one then when he turned around to his horror the food zombies were walking towards him suddenly he woke up with a start )

Xquankly: ( Screams and calms down ) Phew it just a dream.

( Xquankly went back to sleep when suddenly his stomach began gurgling again )

Xquankly: Oh what's wrong now stomach? ( stomach gurgles ) Oh the food didn't agree with you this time well I know what I need Pepto Bismol.

( Xquankly took out a bottle of Pepto Bismol and chugged down the whole bottle making his stomach feel much better )

Xquankly: There you go tummy feel better?

( Suddenly Xquankly's stomach began to inflate like a balloon and he floated towards to ceiling where the stalactites were Xquankly covered his eyes as he was about to pop when suddenly he woke up in bed again this time it was morning.

Xquankly: I can't believe I had two nightmares the first one I got the hiccups and when I cured them I got attacked by food zombies and the second one I got a tummy ache and I chugged down a bottle of Pepto Bismol which made my belly inflate like a balloon but I'm glad to be back in reality again.

( Xquankly now forgotten about his two bad dreams when into his kitchen for breakfast )

The end

( DP994 do you think you can do a version of this in your Random Things series oh and don't put any rhyming in it like the original Xquankly's Midnight Snack story you did )