TTL Babs: Hey Sweetie did you ever hear of this awful game called Hong Kong 97?
TTL Sweetie: No I haven't.
TTL Babs : Well I heard it's so bad not even a single copy was sold in stores and the only way to play is via emulation.
TTL Sweetie: Well let's look it up.
( The two girls booted up an SNES emulator and found the game )
TTL Sweetie: Here it is say is that Jackie Chan and Deng Xiaoping what are they doing in this game?
TTL Babs: I don't know but in reality Deng Xiaoping passed away in 1997 the year this game takes place anyways let's start the game.
TTL Babs: ( Reading the text ) The year 1997 has arrived a heard of.
( TTL Babs realised the text has the f word in it and was shocked along with TTL Sweetie )
TTL Babs: What? It says the f word?
TTL Sweetie: I can't believe a SNES game says the f word anyways this intro is taking forever let's get to the game already.
( After the long intro the game started TTL Babs was using a man to shoot projectiles at floating people which were poor photoshop edits )
TTL Babs: This is the game and wow this looks terrible why does when the people explode they turn into photoshop images of an explosion and why is the background the Coca Cola logo?
TTL Sweetie: Nothing makes sense.
( Eventually TTL Babs got hit by a person and died in game )
TTL Babs: Crap I died and we have to sit thought this intro again? Come on and does this music loop ever stop it's driving us nuts.
( TTL Sweetie had a go of the game this time and eventually she reached the boss of the game )
TTL Sweetie: What the heck is that Deng Xiaoping's head trying to attack me? Seriously what is this game?
( TTL Sweetie defeated the boss only the find out the game repeats in an endless loop )
TTL Sweetie: Well that's it and the game just goes on and on and on.
TTL Babs: ( Sighs ) This is the worst game ever let's play something good instead like Mortal Kombat 1.
TTL Sweetie: Heck yeah.
The end