( Xquankly and Mikey the mouse were relaxing in Xquankly's cave )
Mikey: Say Xquankly I was wondering can you do a few tricks for me?
Xquankly: Sure I can.
Mikey: Okay first trick can you juggle three hot dogs and then eat them?
Xquankly: Yes.
( Xquankly began juggling three hot dogs for a few seconds before eating them )
Mikey: Impressive can you hang upside down?
Xquankly: I have wings so of course I'll be able to.
( Xquankly hung upside down on the top of the cave )
Mikey: Can you make silly faces?
Xquankly: Yeah watch this.
( Xquankly began making a bunch of silly faces including pulling his eye lids stretching his mouth and holding his breath and puffing up his cheeks )
Mikey: ( Laughs ) That was funny lastly can you blow a big bubble?
Xquankly: Let's find out.
( Xquankly took out a piece of bubblegum and began chewing it for forty seconds taking nasal breathes in between he then inhaled deeply and began blowing a bubble so big it was bigger then the cave it then popped causing the gum to get everywhere )
Mikey: Oh dear.
Xquankly: I guess we better clean this up.
The end
( Maybe you can do your own version of this story DP994 )