A Collection Of Other Adventures
Recruitment, Battle, & Amagi
Date: September 1st, 2024
The new enemy force led by Baby have begun to eclipse much of the multiverse but we won't be focusing on what that means for now. Right now, I'd like to focus on a special mission. You see, recruitment into BRAINS has slowed nearly to a stop, even more so than when we we were most busy in the war against Don Thousand. It is so massive now that it's actually had to shrink in membership. Many members were sent to a a brand new group tied to BRAINS directly that carries on the legacy of the Multiverse Defense Pact from the era of the Supreme Dark Lord's tyranny in 2019. It's called the Multiverse Defense Alliance. It's basically an organized military/peace keeping force that retains the decentralization found within BRAINS as well. Basically, those sent to it are members of BRAINS whose skills aren't advanced enough for what BRAINS needs right now. Other things are considered as well such as the impact of each individual member in the past. That means for example, that most of the GGO players recruited into BRAINS have been transferred over. Some BRAINS branches have been outright dissolved through this to make room for more specific recruits. Those branches are mostly ones that didn't have many members or were of universes whose BRAINS members were all transferred. The decentralization of BRAINS has allowed massive membership growth without instability but even it has limits. In the future, we will have more room but we don't right now. Most Mii World residents were kept from being part of BRAINS for these reasons but are now part of the MPA which is now technically an even more public front for BRAINS than the fake Infinity organization.
The special recruitment mission only required a small group to take part and I have most of the credit for it even happening due to recently watching Toward The Terra. That show features a type of special humans who are marginalized for hundreds of years with constant active plans to kill any who are detected. Humanity has left Earth for the stars under the rule of machines in it. When I saw the show, I just knew we had to get the group onboard. Any marginalized group just about resonates with me to an extent. They're known as the Mu and they have psyonic abilities. Telekinesis, telepathy, energy manipulation, energy blasts, the ability to shield themselves from the dangers of space and inhospitable worlds, you name it. Let's disregard the fact that I've been obsessed with one of their leaders, Jomi. He's my type after he ages several years and grows up following the first episode. The blend of kind, logical, caring, and confident that I find ideal. And his appearance overall too. But the main drive is his cape and personality for me. My obsession helped me realize we need the Mu as strange as that sounds. Once the special mission is over, I'm going to Amagi Brilliant Park to inform its board of a drastic shift that's about to happen. We'll get into that later. The recruitment takes priority over a plan to try to inject my creative energy as the creator, designer, and builder of the 80 roller coaster Wicked Parks Resort with Twisted Land as its main destination. Okay, let's get to how that mission went. We're going to skip details like planning the mission and getting ready for it. We're jumping straight to the moment myself and the other members of the small group arrived on Terra aka Earth in the Toward The Terra universe.
So where did we arrive? A short distance away from the 2 people I wanted to see. Jomī Mākisu Shin and Kīsu Anan. I speak first: "Right on time, there they are, meeting each other for the supposed first time. And now, they're crying. Give it about 15 more seconds and Jomi will invite Kisu to play with him and his friends. We mustn't interrupt their playtime. As we agreed, we will wait until they're done playing to talk to them." Bray nods: "Indeed. For now, let us watch them play. Should they notice us, we must appear as friendly as possible." Pirate Blaster adds: "Arr! That shouldn't be hard! When we aren't serious, we can be quite friendly! Even with you two, Swiftdrawer and Dominic!" I sweat drop: "That is a statement that's a joke and yet is true. Haha, very funny. Of course we're friendly, we care about other sentient beings and others. We give a damn unlike far too many people in my universe. Apathy is a bigger threat and even more widespread than hatred is there! Anyway. We all want to smile and laugh deep down so we should be good. But we cannot look suspicious. Let's hang out while observing them play just as we decided to do earlier." We avoid serious subjects as we find a place to sit down and converse amongst ourselves. Meanwhile, Jomi and Kisu are playing a ball game with other kids. This is going to be one hell of a mission due to the surge of emotions that are going to be unleashed. Basically, myself and the rest of the general "living in Miitopia posse" are involved in this mission. We are the small group in this one. Carlos has us cracking up with laughter, even getting me to laugh a lot. Just as the Sun begins to set, Jomi, Kisu, and the others stop playing and bid farewell to each other.
Dominic yawns: "So how are we going to get Jomi and Kisu to not leave and listen to us again? I've been a little scatterbrained lately." Carlos laughs: "You a scatterbrain?! I thought I was the scatterbrain!" I facepalm: "Why now?" *center screen wipe* It wasn't that difficult to get them to listen to us. One of us each just had to get the attention of one of the 2 we have sought out. I walked towards Jomi, well aware that my appearance as a red caped fully armored knight practically screams "this person is probably some kind of cool leader". For the last time, I do not want any authority over anyone else. I'm just using the "probably a leader" vibes for good purposes and frankly, if I were to become some kind of actual leader, it would be more so a blend of guide, lead by example, and speak big words about important things than anything else. The allure of authoritative power is tempting yet is much more repulsive and disgusting to me than tempting. Once I get close enough to Jomi and make sure that he sees me, I speak with a calm passive expression on my face: "Hey there kid, can I talk to you for a second? I'll introduce myself in just a moment, you don't need to be suspicious of me. I will make clear my intentions as obvious as possible." Jomi replies: "Why do you want to talk to me? I don't know you and I have to go home soon." I activate a new function on my powered off duel disk: "Time field activated. Area of effect: the entire radius of Earth. For now, time on this planet will temporarily move at 1/10000th of its normal speed except for anyone who has been selected to not be slowed down including you, Jomi.
Yes, I know about you and your friend Kisu. Now that time is slowed down, we have plenty of time to talk without the world taking much notice. My name is Swiftdrawer and I'm a dark knight. While I do look rather ancient fashioned given the fact that I'm a knight in plate armor, let me assure you that I'm not a relic. Okay, technically I am because I'm from the 21st century common era but I'm not from the age of knights. *continues introduction* And that's what you need to know about me." "Soooooo coooool!" "I'm glad you feel that way, Jomi. Now to business. You know how you feel like you were great friends with Kisu in a past life? The truth is that you were right. And myself and others are here to help you two recover your memories of your past life because we need you. Follow me and I will take you to someone whose magical prowess far exceeds my own. She will help you unlock those memories. The rest of the explanation won't make enough sense if this isn't taken care of first. Do you accept this offer? Do you want to know what you went through, good and bad?" "I.. I do. I want to know just how deep of a bond Kisu and I really have. We had so much fun hanging out today and I want to know more about my friend." "In the end, the reason why I want what I want has similar intentions to this reason you're giving for accepting. Come along, let's get this done. The she I mentioned is talking to Kisu as we speak. While we wait for them, I'll introduce you to the other friends I came here along with."
10 minutes later, Bray returns with Kisu. Kisu was more distrusting in his previous life so of course it was harder to convince him for Bray than Jomi for me. Bray speaks: "It is a pleasure to meet you, Jomi. I'm sure my friends have told you much of me. I am a Grand Sage, Bray. Let us not waste a moment. Jomi, Kisu, I'm going to use advanced magic and touch your foreheads at the same time. This process is going to take a toll out of both of you. With the possible threat of an enemy invasion of this universe, it has become prudent to reach out to the likes of you." Dominic adds: "Stand next to each other and prepare yourselves. As a scientist who has vast knowledge in multiple fields, I am well aware of what might happen to you so I will warn you of what could occur. *does so* And finally, you will lose consciousness temporarily from your past life memories flooding into your consciousnesses. That's guaranteed." 2 hours later with time still slowed down, they regain consciousness after having the complicated recollection spell cast on them. They both look overwhelmed and stressed out once they do. Kisu yells: "All these memories! My head!" I reply: "You're in a safe place now. We took you here but enough about that stuff already, I'm stopping myself before I waste precious time on explaining something less vital than your situation. Slow down. Stop thinking so hard. Calm yourself. Same to you, Jomi. Close your eyes and focus on something that isn't overwhelming. You cannot handle thinking about a million memories a second. You had a lot of time to sort through them while unconscious but that wasn't enough for you. Take it slowly. If you want to comprehend your memories, once you find something to focus on and get a more clear mind, you can start working on that.
To do so, I suggest you focus on the friendship you two have as well as your childhoods. It's going to take some time for you to get adjusted to your awakened memories but it will be okay. Your brains have more than enough space to accommodate them but as you're so young at this moment, your self control isn't optimal yet." They follow my words carefully and we make sure they know we're there to support them. Right now, we're onboard the BRAINS space station inside one of several relaxation rooms where individuals such as the adorable Andromeda like to sleep onboard. Time has resumed normally on Terra obviously. After a few minutes, they look a lot calmer. Jomi speaks: "I remember it all. I remember everything and I'm glad to be reunited with you, Kisu. It looks like all of our efforts to defeat the Grandmother system were worth it. We were reborn on a restored Terra." Kisu nods: "That's right. It's long over now. The conflict between the Mu and humanity is now in the past. That being said.. *looks at us* We still have no idea why you need us." Barla replies: "We'll explain now but first, you have to see this. *pulls up a live projection of Terra in their universe*" Jomi exclaims: "What's going on?!" Kisu clenches his fists: "Terra.. Someone is trying to destroy it." I nod: "That's right. Your Terra is under attack by an enemy force we have been actively fighting for the past 3 or so weeks. They were already an established group by then as an obstacle in our way but now that the previous biggest threat is gone, a vacuum was left behind and they took it up. They call themselves the Empire of Nacirema, named after a nation their leader took over through electoral voting before expanding the territory of.
That leader's name is Baby, an organism that can infect other creatures with some of its cells to take them over and turn them into the same species he is: a Tuffle. The greatest threat where I come from would salivate if they had access to such an ability themselves. But nevermind those fascist bastards for now. Your universe is being invaded by Baby and the villains and pawns underneath his leadership. They're after territory, destruction, and power. I wouldn't be surprised if they're after the Mu. That brings us right to why we need you. You are highly skilled individuals who were leaders and role models to your people. Your skills are of most interest to the BRAINS Collective which we explained to you during introductions earlier. Kisu, you are one hell of a military soldier. Jomi, you are a type blue Mu, one with truly astonishing abilities compared to most of the other Mu born from artificial wombs. And you and Kisu hold special places in your civilization's history and the hearts of many. And we have a surprise for you. You need not say anything just yet. Let's bring you to the surprise. Dominic, if you would." The scientist nods: "Follow me, we set up a new room on this space station recently in an attempt to more quickly revive and/or heal those we save. I'm one of the few who knows where it is given that it's brand new." We follow him several floors and hallways down to the room which is full of regeneration pods and other such things. Jomi and Kisu startle at seeing some of the unconscious individuals inside the machines in this room. Jomi runs towards one of them: "Blue?! It's him! Soldier Blue!" Kisu gasps: "This can't be.." Bray replies: "Death isn't nearly as big of a concern as it once was for us. The Mu who fell in the conflict you both were involved in have been saved or brought back."
I add: "There's another reason why we sought both of you out. It's that factor known as being 'crucial to the events of a major conflict and/or plot'. Your experience, personality, and skills. You're exactly what we need to grow BRAINS further and fight off the Empire of Nacirema. That and more specifically for you, Jomi.. Your people were marginalized for centuries. The plight of your people speaks to many in this collective including most of us in this small group of ours such as myself. So that begs a question but we'll let you take this all in for a few minutes. It's a lot to process. Those you lost in the past are here safe and sound. Oh and we also saved and brought back many that were under you in the past, Kisu. Your people should have never followed the guidance of the machine. A emotionless machine is not competent enough to make reasonable decisions for human beings. We cannot allow ourselves to rely on machines for everything. Doing so means destroying much of what makes us human or otherwise. But it isn't your fault that humans submitted to Superior Dominance in your universe. Remember that." Madison speaks: "They're taking this better than I expected." We watch in silence as they take their time taking all of this in. Soon enough, they look ready to hear whatever else they need to hear. I speak again: "You look like your resolves have fully returned. You have returned to being who you were in your past lives but with the added joys and memories of the lives you led afterwards up to this point. Jomi, Kisu, are you willing to join the BRAINS Collective? *explains what doing so entails* This is a big decision. It's up to you."
Jomi replies: "I'll do it. For Terra!" Kisu nods: "I'm in too. For Terra!" Suddenly, a power awakens within Jomi, knocking us back and almost disrupting the power in the room. Kisu exclaims: "The Mu Factor! You're a Mu again but why?" Bray replies: "It appears destiny sees a big role for Jomi and you as well. You may not have obtained that power in this second life of yours but you shall still do much under the tutelage of the BRAINS Collective." Dominic helps calm Jomi's power down using his powers as an Atom Smasher. Jomi collapses to the ground. Kisu helps him get back up. I sigh: "In that state, you can't fight our enemies for your world, Jomi. In addition for you and Kisu, your bodies and physical strength are not anywhere near peak levels. We have to fix that as soon as we can. Luckily, our side is fending off the enemy already. But a victory today won't mean the enemy will never return to your universe. No, it just means they'll come back more prepared next time while the trains in their empire continue to not run on time. And with your respective reputations, we can get more humans and Mu on our side." Out of nowhere, Soldier Blue gets out of the reviving machine some of our comrades put him in. Blue energy surrounds him as he speaks: "Jomi.. *sees Kisu* Kisu." "Blue. I'm not your enemy anymore." "I see." Soon enough, we get every single individual that we saved and/or revived on the same page as Jomi and Kisu and I led a training session afterwards following a nice meal. "Alright, all of you. We have to get you to peak condition and strength and so on as soon as we can. I will help get you started with a training session that you will definitely feel in the morning no matter how many breaks you take.
I alone am sufficient to be the punching bag for all of you at once. My armor is incredibly strong. Not even a full powered emotion filled blast from Jomi would be enough to shatter it to pieces. In addition, my physical strength and movement speed is superhuman. It wasn't that way originally but lots and lots of training and battles have made it so. Let me also add that I'm a zombie so I'm already dead and I don't feel any pain in this body. If I fought all of you at once, I'd win after significant effort and I do mean significant. You're all powerful in your own right. But power scaling wise, most of you are nowhere near the highest number on the power level scale to the point you are nowhere near the nowhere near if that makes sense. Or maybe I'm getting that all wrong. Either way, I want you to attack me without mercy. I will stand in place like a statue. I will not dodge or counter with my sword, shield, or any other weapon or technique. My armor has many enchantments that make it so things like Mu powers can't easily bend it for example. But I'm far from invincible even despite the fact that my armor is as powerful as it is. That includes the fact that it bathed in so much blood over time that it gained the ability to self regenerate. Yet it still has been broken multiple times since it got upgrades 7 or so months ago. I will stubbornly play the role of an unmoving tank who refuses to be moved by anyone or anything. With my armor on, I weigh over 1300 pounds."
Several hours later, not a single one of them can keep going, not even Kisu or Jomi. I then took them to the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train for a year in a day after giving them sleep replacement potions and what not. After that, I informed the others of how things went and left the rest of the process in their hands before teleporting to Amagi Brilliant Park at last. Jomi and the others may be crucial in the next stage of the conflict with Nacirema but for now, it's time to focus on Amagi Brilliant Park. I go straight to the meeting room inside the park and Sento, Kanie, Muffle, and the others are already there. I informed them ahead of time that I wanted to discuss the park with them all after inviting them to spend a few days in Twisted Land which they did with me acting as a tour guide through it and what's around it for them. I helped ensure things would go well to the fullest extent that I could. They readily accepted my desire to meet with them after experiencing Twisted Land, Wild Waters, Chaos World, the Imagination Hotel, and so on. Muffle snaps at me: "About time you showed up, mulff!" "I apologize for making you wait. Let's not waste a moment. I hope some of you jot down notes, thoughts, comments, questions, and concerns during my presentation because this is going to be pretty damn extensive to be honest." Sento replies: "I hope you have some good ideas after everything we saw that you built by yourself. Don't disappoint or I'll shoot you." Kanie sweat drops: "Enough of that, Sento." I sigh: "Moving on. Using my ability Artist's Eye, I will automatically visualize the things I'm saying for all of you so let's get to it already. You sold off half of the park which happened to be left unused to Malmart to get the money you need to continue running this park.
In a few years, they will build a mall on that site, leading to a flow of customers for both this park and their mall. That was the plan. However, myself and a number of others did something that will allow you to expand and improve Amagi Brilliant Park as well as no longer have financial troubles. Let me explain. We gathered together some of the best individuals in BRAINS and allies when it comes to theme parks, not just me. I'm talking the likes of Wayne the Imagineer and creator of the heroic group known as the Kingdom Keepers and individuals experienced in running theme parks. There's no shortage of them when you can search throughout the entire local multiverse cluster. There's even a few in Miitopia believe it or not. Anyway, we then went to this world and got ourselves in positions within small amusement parks around the world and led efforts to unionize them and make them worker owned before forming a new worker owned amusement park chain with all of those parks. Doing so cut wages for each park massively now that no one at the top was making way more than the average employee. That allowed us to buy more small amusement parks such as the Fun Spot parks in the Southeastern US. Not only that but we had some others start working for Malmart before unionizing some of its stores and eventually caused the massive company to become worker owned as well which massively cut wages without reducing pay for any worker that wasn't a manager or above. It's actually an excellent business strategy to reduce the wages of corporate suits till they reach an actually sane and normal amount.
Then you don't need to fire any employee who is key to low level operations and can do lots of good things instead. With all that done, we merged the 2 companies together. That gave us a whole lot of money to play with. The plan now is to get some of it invested into Amagi Brilliant Park and hand the park back ownership of the property it just sold to Malmart. The cheapest way is to have the park merge with the combined company. But don't worry. We didn't do all of this just for that goal in just a short time. My idea of improving Amagi Brilliant Park in ways you could have never thought of was the trigger for everything we've done here. But it also involves doing good for this entire world. The changes within Malmart have already made things so much better for customers and employees alike. Capitalist crap holds back truly good business and it's time for that to stop. It's been time for that for many years in fact. The top executives of Malmart before they were removed were racking in billions of dollars from the company a year. With them gone, we can easily put in a 10 million dollar investment into this park and once the 10 million is forked over to the park, we can split the merged company into as many worker owned grocer and amusement park companies as we want. So it all comes down to this. Do you, Amagi Brilliant Park agree to join the International Amusements and Groceries Inc?" After some time, it's agreed to go for it and because we had the paperwork and everything else we possibly could get ready in advance all set up, the merge occurred immediately and the 10 million was transferred directly into Amagi's bank account. In yen, it's a value much greater in number than 10 million.
With that done, I speak: "Okay, now that big worker owned company is being split up. We'll worry about splitting this park from whatever smaller new company it ends up in later unless it's dedicated solely to this park. Oh and the assets of Amagi Development which were purchased by IA some time back have been put into the hands of this park so you got more than 10 million dollars out of this arrangement as well as the property transfer from Malmart back to this park. Now we can focus on the ideas I have for Amagi Brilliant Park. Ultimately, it's up to all of you to decide the path of the park from here but I want to give you a crap ton of ideas to help you along. I have a lot of experience in theme park design in Minecraft and Roller Coaster Tycoon especially combined with experience visiting world class amusement and theme parks, understanding physics, and so on. I've been on some of the tallest, fastest, and longest coasters of my world. The Beast, The Voyage, Top Thrill Dragster, Millennium Force, Orion, and Fury 325. And some of the best themed like Space Mountain, Revenge Of The Mummy, and Expedition Everest. I've also been on a lot of dark rides and through around 25 haunted houses at Halloween Horror Nights and Kings Island's Halloween Haunt. Carnevil, Madame Fatale's Cavern Of Terror, Cornered, Urgent Scare, Dead Waters, one themed to Evil Dead, Wolf Pack, Slaughterhouse, and Club Blood. Dark rides: It's A Small World, Boo Blasters, Voyage To The Iron Reef, ET Adventure, Men In Black: Alien Attack, Gobbler Getaway, The Haunted Mansion. I could go on. I'm one of the most reliable members within all of BRAINS when it comes to information about theme parks.
And with my Twisted Land theme park, writing skills, and digital art skills, I can come up with and jot down so many park ideas. Now then. It's time to share some stuff. Obviously, a water park expansion would be great. You could add in any of the following to it by making use of the land you once wished to have set aside for a second park. Pretty sure the waterpark borders that space. If I'm wrong, it doesn't hurt to have a second one or move some rides around in the main park to make room. Here's a list of what you could add: a up to 6 person raft tube slide, 3 platform slide complex with 3 tube slides below them, up to 4 person funnel tube slide, 'toilet bowl' tube slide, dual water coasters, more kids slides, 1 or 2 new restaurants, more theming and immersion, a big wave pool, and more. Outside of it, you could enhance the rides you already have and give a lot more theming to the red roller coaster. A second park should have a more general fantasy theme or something else like a sci fi or wild west theme. After all, this park only has so many mascots and most have attractions dedicated to them already. In fact, you should consider bringing in more Mapleland inhabitants to work here as mascots or otherwise. I recommend a sci fi theme for the second park. I'm biased but it would still work as sci fi is quite popular here in Japan. You should also aspire to add more theming to the shops, restaurants, games, benches, and so forth. And with the help of the likes of Phineas & Ferb who would happily build whatever you want for free, you really have a lot to work with in terms of money and resources. Thanks to that, we can turn this park into a fully fledged theme park like Twisted Land has become.
Now here's a list of rides and roller coasters you should consider looking into. Some are really cheap and take up a small amount of space. Enterprise, bumper cars if you don't have one, 3D cinema which can house multiple films, top spin, haunted house, hedge maze, antique cars, looping roller coaster, RMC ground up wood-steel hybrid, RMC single rail, S 4D free spin though I don't like riding those much, Mack Rides power splash or whatever that coaster model is called, Premiere Rides LIM spaghetti coaster but with LSMs if they're even willing to manufacture them anymore, B or Intamin hyper, B giga, drop tower, multi launch, classic out and back wooden coaster, modern GCI or Gravity Group wooden coaster, Vekoma family boomerang with spike, wild mouse, tilt a whirl, any Huss flat ride, flying coaster, suspended coaster, B wing coaster, bobsled, indoor shooting dark ride, dark ride, dark ride coaster, 360 degree theater, IMAX, railroad and/or monorail, Autopia style go karts, tea cups, trackless dark ride, log flume, boat ride, Jungle Cruise style boat ride, and indoor theater with animatronics. I could go on but that's enough. I have no solid specific attraction ideas yet but I will stay in touch about this because I want to help you make Amagi Brilliant Park something truly special. We can make its visitor count far exceed 500,000 in a single year. I don't have much else to say when it comes to the property itself. But renovating the love hotel and buying it if you don't own it already into one themed to the mascots would be perfect along with adding things like more rooms and a mini water park to it.
As for a sci fi second park, you can take inspiration from Twisted Land's Sector Infinity, Disney's Tomorrowland areas including variations like Discoveryland in Paris, and just about anything else sci fi in theme as well such as Flight Of Fear & Orion in Area 72 at Kings Island and the haunted house and scare zone located there as well, the Euro Mir spinning roller coaster, Star Wars Land, you name it. Not to mention books, films, anime, cartoons, video games, and so on as well as other worlds connected to the BRAINS Collective. Is there anything else I'd like to suggest? Let's see.. That's most of it but not all of it. You can always look up all the kinds of rides that exist out there. I didn't mention even half of them. There's so many more out there like tracked submarine rides, mine train coasters, Aquatopia, flying dutchman, and launched freefall. You already have a shooting water ride so that's good. Anyway. You really need to do something about this park's promotional video. It's so awful that if you haven't discarded it already, you need to do so right away. It's a cobbled up clip compilation of clashing themes. If you're going to use men as models again, you need to find better ones to do it for one. And no more "yum" sounds. Just look up theme park promotional videos. There's hundreds if not thousands of them that aren't terrible you can take influence from. Let me know if you want help getting some footage that actually makes sense to get for a promo video and actually know what you're trying to sell instead of just whatever you're interested in.
Also consider recipes for foods online. If you don't have pizza already, make pizza part of the menu. You can literally play Roller Coaster Tycoon and Planet Coaster to help you out. I'm certain they exist in this universe. And that's all I have, do any of you have anything to say?" We talked over things for several hours before I took my leave and had another sleep replacement potion. Now, there is one more thing I want to focus on in this writing. A small moment in my life in my original body that could mean something huge in the future. Herbsalvin greets me as I return to the space station: "My knight, welcome back." "Thank you. I would say my knight back but that sounds way too repetitive right now. Anyway, this is perfect. Seeing you means I can ask you something right away. Would you like to see a small fragment of my childhood that might seriously complicate things if the multiverse treats it as canon?" "Of course. Where to?" "Disney's Hollywood Studios, right outside Star Tours, June 2011. I don't remember what day though but based on the fact that the school year ended around June 3rd back then, it should have been within the week after that in either the morning or afternoon. We may have to follow my past self a bit to reach the moment I wish to observe. And we have to go to my universe, not an alternate version of it or anything because I know precisely how we can track down where and when that moment happened. But we better disguise ourselves. 2 armored knights will get a lot of attention. Especially given my mostly red and black color scheme and your pink hair as well as pegasus wings attached to your upper back. Oh and our auras and power levels. We have to conceal those immediately."
Not feeling like using any magic or technology to disguise myself(or rather, as little as possible), I just put on an elaborate outfit over my armor and take off my helmet for now. Here's what I put on: a painter's coat with paint colors all over it in a beautiful abstract mess, sunglasses, and a Kings Island Dinosaurs Alive t-shirt(recreated through the space station having the equipment for professional shirt printing). In addition, my boots were disguised as nerdy sci fi shoes and my leggings and tassets and belt were disguised as bare skin and shorts. Herbsalvin hilariously went for a disguise inspired by Disney princes. Jokingly, I say: "Ah, my noble prince blah blah blah blah. In all seriousness, a Prince Charming ain't nearly as cool as a non binary pegasus/knight aka you. But these disguises should work perfectly. We'll get a small amount of attention but not much even though you do look pretty fabulous in that disguise. And I just look super nerdy, artsy, and cool." We then teleport to Hollywood Studios in search of my past self. But not before looking through the past to observe my past self making their way to Disney World and so on. After some time, we find it. The moment my parents signed me and one of my siblings up for the Jedi Training Academy. We observe from a distance and I say: "There they are. Target spotted. All we have to do now is wait near the stage for the Jedi Training Academy show. While nothing we do here will change the past, present, or future, it's still best to keep a low profile. Less annoying and time consuming that way.
Nothing magical is going to happen. I just want to see my past self walk on stage and participate in the show. They don't do this show in the present anymore. Being a part of it is one of my oldest and most vague memories. Because Nacirema failed to take over Toward The Terra, we've had a little time to do whatever we want before we set up our plans to infiltrate that empire or get into Alva Towne Unamusement Park. I will play the part of a villain and assassin with a hidden face and body named Darkwind. We'll experience the horrors of a truly twisted theme park as well as plot against a fascist regime while experiencing just how terrible life under it is in order to be able to reach out to others directly and shelter them in order to help create and spread the seeds of rebellion and sabotage." "That's right. I remember the collective wide meeting to plot against that empire. We'll make it fall from the inside if possible. I am willing to wait right here for the moment you've sought to see for some time." "Good. I do not believe anything weird will happen. But still, I could be contacted by the Jedi and invited to continue Jedi training eventually because of the moment I seek to see from a 3rd person perspective this time which 'totally' makes sense. We allied with them against Don Thousand but haven't interacted with them much despite that." "And what would you say to them?" "I would decline. I do not feel the Force inside of me in the least. And let's be real, it'd be ridiculous if my participating in the Jedi Training Academy in this seemingly ordinary universe of mine 13 years ago led to me gaining the power of the Force in the present. It's preposterous and yet, we've seen things. Like pudding flooding the convention space of a furry convention that actually died in this universe and timeline I come from and thus never had a pudding situation unlike in the other timeline."
After some time, the show begins and we watch it happen. We watch my past self and others be instructed on using the Force against Darth Vader. They were also given toy lightsabers and Palawan robes. But nothing much happened. Except for a dark presence emanating from the person in the Darth Vader costume. "Swift, did you feel that?" "I did. Something isn't right. Something that shouldn't be here is here. What's more is that there was another memory from this day specifically. See Star Tours behind the stage? I rode it as The Adventure Continues for the first time and remember my face being sorted out as the face of a rebel spy and I cried and was afraid this day. Okay, I'm contacting Pandor or PIXAL to patch us into whichever motion simulator my past self ends up going into. It may have happened after this moment or before this moment or it may have even actually been on a whole other day. I'm not sure but we'll find out because I'm so curious. But that dark presence is very ominous. We have to be wary of it." After some time, we find ourselves actually entering the same motion simulator as my past self instead of getting a live feed of it. For the best, let's be real. And sure enough, my past self reacts badly and that's that. Once the ride is over, we exit without bringing any attention to ourselves. But something didn't feel right. The dark presence felt stronger somehow for some reason. "Herbsalvin, I think the presence wants us." Sure enough, the person dressed up as Darth Vader runs into the Star Tours gift show, uses the Force to push things out of his way and go for us. Herbsalvin exclaims: "No, he's specifically after you, I can tell!" "Damn it. It's like a Darth Vader from elsewhere found us here and somehow possessed the person playing him for the show here.
This does not bode well but I know we can take him together." Darth Vader speaks: "Long lost rebel spy! I have found you and I will eliminate you!" Herbsalvin and I cease our disguises and show our true appearances and put our knight helmets back on. I speak: "I'm no rebel spy. I have never once lived in the Galactic Empire. But if you wish to eliminate me, I'm afraid you're making a big mistake. Herbsalvin, let's get him! *pulls out a cube and throws it into the air* I activate a sphere field! And inside this sphere field, we will do battle!" The people around us stop to watch the spectacle, my past self included. I sigh: "If this somehow actually alters my universe, the repercussions will be severe. We can't let that happen. *activates duel disk* Regnes, I summon you by overlaying 3 level 12 monsters known as my 3 Artistic Infinity Walls to prevent such a thing with the power you possess!" Vader reacts: "What is all of this?!" Herbsalvin replies: "We shall take care of you as quickly as possible. You will not defeat either of us." I add: "You are possessing the body of a normal human being, giving yourself a disadvantage in the process. And now, we will restrain you before you can do anything to us!" "Foolish weaklings, you cannot resist the power of the Dark Side!" Herbsalvin replies: "You are sorely mistake. Avast, villain. It is time for us to show you what just 2 noble knights can do against a Sith Lord like you!" I give a rare smirk: "We have it all figured out and I suppose I'm noble to an extent unlike all those pompous as hell greedy and scummy rich nobles. Darth Vader, you are trying to damage us with the Force but our armors are far too powerful for that. You'll have to try harder but in this sphere field, it's more difficult for you to use things like the infamous force choke. Through the power of trying to ridiculously overestimate the enemy..
A technique we regained after recovering years of buried memories from a deadly virtual world over the past year, we can anticipate anything you try. We are imagining you doing things that you can't possibly actually do that are far more lethal than your abilities as a Sith Lord and former Jedi Knight! That's right, we know who you were and much more, Anakin Skywalker. Okay. Let's not waste another second. Herbslavin, we will stop him! *creates a jar with the Artist's Eye* This may come in handy later. But right now, we know exactly what to do WITHOUT hurting his host." We unleash a myriad of methods of binding an opponent from chains to a paralysis spell. He underestimated us and the fact that our gear is now enchanted with knockback resistance. The enchantment was extracted directly from netherrite armor. That and we were too fast versus what he's used to and the sphere field was a serious learning curve. I don't think there's a single fight in solid space between Jedi and Sith in the Star Wars films where it's just them floating in space and fighting. The sphere field almost simulates that kind of environment but we're used to it. "You fools, do you really believe that you have stopped me?! No! This was only a decoy! My real body is now able to crossover along with the Empire's fleet! I know the Jedi are coming here to stop me and save their precious lost for many years rebel spy!" The villain leaves the costumer's body and we release them and dispel the sphere field.
The two of us take off running to outside where Imperial Star Cruisers and more are starting to pour in through many portals. I yell into my phone a voice message into the main BRAINS chat: "Emergency in my universe! The entire Sith Army is coming here and they want me dead except I'm already dead!" Seconds later, the Mu, Amagi Brilliant Park employees, and my dearest friends appear to intervene. The Mu start decimating the imperial fleet instantly without any struggles. Jomi yells: "Keep it up! We have to stop them!" Soldier Blue adds: "None of our new comrades will be harmed!" Muffle yells: "That's right! You're going down, Sith!" Barla starts using all of her weapons: "Hell yeah! Who's up for some nice big 'fireworks'?! OOOOOOOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAA!" After that, the other members of the Akatsuki appear. Orochimaru chuckles: "This should be very interesting. It's a chance to try out my latest creations and acquired skills." Deidara laughs: "I'm going to enjoy this!" Fran yells: "I'll destroy all of our enemies and kill all of the Sith Lords!" Nagato speaks: "Universal Pull. Planetary Devastation." Herbslavin and I join the fray. "Pegasus Knight Technique: Blinding Wing Slash!" "Great Infernal Tornado Slash!" Dominic atomically destroys ship after ship on his own with a really tired look on his face. Madeline screams in war cry like way and blasts a lot of enemy spacecraft with intense light magic. Carlos causes mayhem as usual. That's all you need to know.
Bray supports everyone. Within minutes, the imperial fleet is no more except for the Death Star. The Hanoi and other hackers appear just in time. Spectre grins: "Oh, this should prove rather amusing! Let's see if the Sith can even resist the abilities of the Knights Of Hanoi!" Revolver adds: "They won't stop us. The moment they went after one of our own, they dug their own graves and this is the price they will pay." Pirate Blaster is on the pirate ship he's so fond of with his fellow pirates, ready to show no mercy once the Death Star is mercilessly hacked into. Ghost Gal smirks: "Info related to this situation would fetch a nice price but that doesn't matter right now. Come forth, my Altergeists! And now, I'm ready to assist in hacking the Death Star." An army of Crashbug viruses visibly appear to wreak havoc with the security systems onboard the Death Star. "Crashbug! Crashbug! Crash bbbbbbbbuuuuuggg! Bug! Crashbug!" In seconds, the Death Star's systems were completely compromised and exposed to whatever we wanted to do with them. The self destruct sequence is activated immediately and soon after that, the entire Death Star explodes, sending fragments all over Disney's Hollywood Studios and thousands upon thousands of square kilometers around it. But Darth Vader as well as Palpatine emerge from that unharmed. Darth Vader speaks: "We have underestimated you but now, we aren't playing anymore games. You are all doomed since you refuse to hand over the rebel spy. For enemies who aren't Jedi, you are formidable and far more clever than expected but that won't save any of you."
But before he could say or do anything else, someone appeared with a grin on his face and cracked his knuckles: "Like man, you villains never learn, do you? Your mastery over the Force is like nothing compared to 1% of my power." Soldier Blue questions: "What is this?" Ultimate Shaggy smirks: "I'll finish this Sith problem once and for all. It's going to be like super groovy, man." Sento speaks: "It seems we're done now and can just watch the show before we leave." A few seconds later, Ultimate Shaggy literally disintegrates Vader and Palpatine which was fine because as we found out later, the Vader we dealt with is one who had become so evil that his original personality was completely overwritten and corrupted. He was no longer Anakin Skywalker. He was just Darth Vader with no way to return him back to Anakin. The Galactic Empire of another universe collapsed before the Jedi could reach our location. And when they did, we just told them the party's over, you can go home now in peace, we'll talk another time, k thanks, bye. I sigh: "When we get out of here, I'm going to help the Mu specifically train again. We can help them develop their abilities much further than ever before especially now that their bodies are no longer physically weak." Right as I finish saying that, I get headaches and collapse to the ground as flashbacks overwhelm me. Flashbacks of a lost past. December 26th, 2017 wasn't the first day in my isekaied into another body while still living my original life journey. There was a brief time before that in 2011. It appears I showed up one day, summoned to Tatooine and employed as a rebel spy for reasons still unknown.
I was in that universe for a month and when I failed my 5th mission, I was sent away and my memory was sealed away. My 5th mission was to attempt to assassinate Darth Vader of all people using the techniques they taught in the show Jedi Training Academy but for real but failed because my potential in the Force was actually a potential in magic. I wake up and explain what I just experienced and saw before adding: "What does this mean? Who summoned me and why me? I had a great teacher in teaching me to play the role of a rebel spy. No one would guess a shy little kid would be a spy. Which Korosensei would praise and then say of it: 'ah, that's perfect for the world of assassination especially an Assassination Classroom'. I had virtually 0 confidence 13 summers ago. We don't have time to figure this out right now. Might have to investigate months from now which sucks but at the most, we have much bigger matters than a brief but mysterious part of my past I had little idea about until now." Skip to when I started helping the Mu train again. "Okay y'all, it's time to really make you sweat and feel the muscle burn and stuff! My training regiment is varied but usually consists of serious intensity paired with a calm mind. I push myself over and over, really making my arms ache in the process. I'll also help evaluate your year inside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to see how you've grown and improved. This marks a huge change in your lives but it will be for the best. Now then, let's begin! I'll explain more as we move things along. You have your practice swords in hand already and that's good because I will additionally be helping with your swordplay. Swordplay translates well to dance techniques as well as fist techniques to an extent. A sword thrust requires similar motions to a punch for example."
By the time I'm done with them, even Blue and Jomi are totally wiped out. And then, Muffle appears with the others, challenges me to a fight, and loses. "I will get stronger than you one day so I can protect what I care about with all of my rage!" Kanie sighs: "Please just ignore him." Shortly after all of that, a collective wide meeting began. "Welcome to the meeting about the plan to enter Alva Towne Unamusement Park and put an end to the atrocities that are being committed there asap." To be continued in Alva Towne Unamusement Park Chapter 1..