Draconis: (warming his hands on an open flame)

Kenshin: What are you doing?

Draconis: I have no idea, I came up to Rias burning something and she strolled off. I was cold so I started warming myself on it.

Kenshin: Huh, mind if I roast some marshmellows?

Draconis: Gimme a couple and you can knock yourself out.

Kenshin: Done.

Issei: (comes up to them a half hour latter) ….What are you two doing?

Draconis: Rias started a fire, I was cold and Kenshin was hungry so we roasted marshmellows. Damn Kenshin you did good on these.

Kenshin: Eh, I feel like I could have left em in there for a half a minute longer.

Draconis: Meh, the fire's going out anyway. I wonder what she used to make the fire?

Issei: (pales) Wait, Drac...in chapter 2 didn't you joke about Chief burning my porn stash?

Draconis: Yeah, so?

Kenshin: Oooh man, that's why I keep what little I have in my seals.

Issei: (sobbing loudly) Daaaammmmiiittttt!

Dragon of the Elements

Chapter 7

Reunion with a Former Summon

Draconis: Begin!

Kenshin was laying in bed stirring awake. "...?" Kenshin felt a side of his body was tied down. His left arm was in between something soft, as was his hand. He tried to move it, but when he did, he felt the ridge of his hand graze against a pair of ridges.

"Mm..!"

"?" Kenshin glanced over and saw the sleeping, slightly flushed face of Rias Gremory. He blinked as it all came back to him.

He had beaten Raiser after finding out he could marry Rias. She was now living here with him. This brought a smile to his face as he watched her sleep. He leaned in and pecked her on the nose.

"...Nn?" Rias stirred and opened her eyes.

"Mornin'" Kenshin said

"..." Rias smiled back. "Good morning." She said as she rose up and stretched. "Mnnnnnaaahh...!" She sighed loudly in relief.

Kenshin rose up and resisted the urge to glance down. "You know, one of these nights I'm just gonna decide to sleep in the buff too, you know that right?"

"You say that like it's a bad thing." Rias said with a demure smile.

"I'm just saying, the next morning we could wake up in a very awkward position." Kenshin said.

"True." Rias said with a shrug. She got up and walked over to her clothes and picked them up. "I'm going to take a shower." She winked at him. "Feel free to join me. I could use some help washing my back again." She said as she left the room after sliding on her nightgown.

Kenshin got up and looked for his Kuoh uniform. "She is...really forward now." Issei said. "I like it!"

"I feel like now, since she knows the two of us can get married and she actually likes me, that she's being a lot more flirty." Kenshin thought.

"Is that a problem?" Issei asked.

"No, I was just making an observation." Kenshin thought.

"Ah." Issei said with a nod.

Kenshin gathered up his Kuoh uniform and made his way to the bathroom and walked in. Rias turned to him. "Decided to take me up on my offer huh?"

"Well we gotta be at Kuoh in the next hour so I really don't have a choice." Kenshin said with a shrug. "I wouldn't be surprised if Asia comes in here too."

"True." Rias said.

(break)

Kenshin, Rias and Asia were walking toward Kuoh. "Hey Rias." Kenshin said.

"Hm?" Rias said.

"Because I'm a King, does that mean I'll be getting work just like you do?" Kenshin asked.

"Well not exactly, you haven't even begun to build a peerage yet so the types of work you could accept would be limited." Rias said. "For now, you'll probably be sent off on orders of suppression."

"Ah, just like my old job." Kenshin said with a shrug. Rias nodded.

"Yes, or you might be asked to hand out fliers for yourself." Rias said.

Kenshin slumped. "Again, Dammit..."

Rias laughed softly. "I'm sorry, but we all had to at some point."

"And the fact that I did most of Issei's for him means nothing?" Kenshin asked.

"Hey!" Issei thought.

"...Now that I think about it, you did think that you both were my pawns during that time, so...hah..." She sighed and muttered something under her breath. A pulse of magic went through the air. "There, all of the fliers you handed out for Issei have been changed to yours and your peerage's magic circle. Issei, you're going to have to get out there and do it for yourself." She said in a low tone.

"Riiiiiggghhhtttt..." Issei said as Kenshin held up his mirror. "You're a dick Kenshin!"

"Neh heh heh." Kenshin thought.

Later that day Kenshin and Asia walked into the Occult Research Club room. "Asia and Issei are done handing out fliers." Kenshin said.

"All of them? I deliberately gave Issei three times as much as I gave Asia." Rias said, surprise in her voice.

"I friggin knew it!" Issei shouts.

"I made sure he handed them all out. I even told Asia she could come back and rest, but she insisted upon staying, not wanting us to feel lonely." Kenshin said petting the former nun's head.

"W-Well, I know Kenshin-San and Issei-San have each other to talk to, but I have heard of people getting sick of each other." Asia said with a shy smile.

"Yeah." Kenshin said.

"Well. If Issei keeps it up he'll be able be able to catch up in a week or so." Rias said.

"Neat." Issei said from the mirror.

"OK, so is there anything else?" Kenshin asked.

"Well, there is the matter of you and Asia, you're both done handing out fliers for good. One of you never was a pet and the other is ready to graduate." Rias said. "It's time for you both to get your own familiars."

"Oh that summon you had watching your mountain of luggage?" Kenshin sniped with a small grin.

"We got it all in didn't we?" Rias asked.

"Yeah, I haven't the foggiest idea how, but we did." Kenshin said.

"Then drop it already." Rias sniped back, smiling at him. Kenshin shrugged in response. "Alright, for Asia who may not know what I'm talking about I'll summon her. She held her hands under chest level. Her magic circle flared to life for a moment before a bat popped out.

"Huh." Kenshin said extending his finger to allow it to land.

"Issei, you've met her before haven't you?" Rias asked.

"Huh?" Issei asked taking over for a moment.

"Lift her off." Rias said. Issei nodded and moved his hand upward making the familiar go airborne.

It transformed into a woman at about Rias' height with short brown hair, wearing a red dress top and a white skirt. "Oh, she's the person I got that flier from when I was still a human." Issei said.

"You mean you summoned Rias up to you? What kept you?" Kenshin asked from the mirror.

"My warp was interrupted by Raynare's allies." Rias answered. "If my brother hadn't brought you here when he did, I wouldn't have been able to reincarnate Issei."

"Why?" Kenshin and Issei both asked.

"Because you cannot reincarnate someone without their physical body." Rias said.

"Aaaahh...well thankfully he was there then!" Issei said with a paled expression.

"Hm?" Akeno said walking into the room with Kiba and Koneko. "What's going on in here?"

"Oh, Chief says we're ready to get familiars...well Kenshin-San and I anyway." Asia said.

"Oh? Well if we're showing ours off, here's mine." Akeno said pointing at the floor. A blue magic circle flared to life and out popped a tiny green demon.

"Tiny demon?" Issei said.

"This is mine, Shiro." Koneko said as a white kitten appeared in her hands and immediately crawled up her shoulder and onto her head. She reached up and petted it with a smile on her face. Kenshin took back over and scratched behind it's ears. "You know how to care for cats?"

"Yeah, but that cat I used to have was a lot bigger and could control its size...and become a human with cat ears." Kenshin said while twitching his own ears.

"?" Koneko stared at them. "Why am I only noticing this now." She tugged him downward.

"Hm?" Kenshin said.

"Are those real?" Koneko asked pointing at his ears.

"Yeah." Kenshin said with a nod.

Koneko reached up and grabbed hold of them, softly rubbing them. "Hnn..." Kenshin's face flushed and he said. "Please don't..."

"Why?" Koneko asked.

"You ever scratched a cat's ears for awhile, then they started rolling around like they were in heat?" Kenshin asked.

"N-No." Koneko said glancing away with an embarrassed blush.

"Well for me and people like me, that is one very sensitive erogenous zone." Kenshin said.

"I...I see." Koneko said. "I'm sorry."

"It's cool." Kenshin said as he stood back up. "So, where do we go to get these familiars anyway?"

"Well..." Rias was cut off by a knocking on the door.

"Who in the world would be comin' over here?" Kenshin asked.

"I know who it is. Come in!" Rias said.

In walked Sona flanked by her peerage. "Th-That's!" Issei said.

"Who?" Kenshin thought.

"Shitiri Souna! The student body president of Kuoh Academy." Issei said. "The girl next to her is Shinra Tsubaki, the Vice President."

"Oh, I'm soooo scared." Kenshin thought with a sarcastic mental snort.

"So what brings you here Sona?" Rias asked.

"We've both acquired more servants and one of us acquired an ally." Sona said. She looked over at Kenshin. "However brash and ill mannered they might be."

"Living almost all of your life by your own rules will do that to you." Kenshin said with a small grin.

"Yes. King of the Kuroshi Devils. You know, against it though she was. Rias' marriage to Raiser would have been a great boon to the Devil Race." Sona said.

"Oh? And I suppose you would have married him if it was you, Heiress of the Sitiri Devil Clan?" Kenshin asked. "Yeah...I can sense an abundance of dark magic within you, Rias has mentioned you before, and I hear one of the Four Satans came from your clan."

"You must be referring to my sister Serafall Leviathan." Sona said.

"...Do all the Satans have siblings going to this school?" Kenshin asked Rias.

"Maybe." Rias shrugged.

"To answer your question however...No." Sona said. "I wouldn't...absolutely not."

"Exactly, why ask someone else to do something you wouldn't do yourself?" Kenshin asked. "So this is your peerage?"

"It is." Sona said. "I'm surprised we haven't come up sooner."

"We've been busy. You know, having to take down a group of fallen angels, a rouge exorcist and this whole marriage issue, my mind has been all over the place." Rias said with a weary sigh. "This actually the first normal week I've had in a little while."

"Hm, I see. Well that is unfortunate." Sona said. "But it does make sense, we have decided to turn a blind eye to each other after all. I thought I'd come by and introduce ourselves to your new pieces and ally. Saji, introduce yourself."

"Right, I'm Saji Genshiro." A young man with sandy blonde hair wearing a Kuoh uniform, sans jacket said.

"Hyoudou Issei." Issei introduced.

"A-Asia Argento." Asia said feeling a little intimidated.

"Kuroshi Tsuki Kenshin." Kenshin said. "I'm guessing you're her pawn?"

"Eh? We're both pawns, man we're so similar." Issei said from the mirror.

"Hm, Mirror Communication. How interesting." Shinra said.

"To be compared to one of the three most perverted men on campus, my pride has been deeply wounded." Saji said.

"Oh please, like you don't have a kink or two in you." Kenshin said appearing next to Sona, his arm draped across her shoulders. "I'm gonna go ahead and say...girls with glasses and women of power?"

"?" Sona glanced over at him. "When did he get there?"

"How'd you know?" Saji said absentmindedly.

"Eh heh heh." Kenshin snickered.

"Aaah!" Saji gasped realizing what he said. "W-Wait, No!"

"Too late man, already out in the open." Kenshin said with a shrug. "Hey, I like girls with glasses too, nothin' wrong with it. Makes 'em look both cute and smart."

"W-Well th-that's true..." Saji said.

Kenshin walked by him patting him on the shoulder. "Relax, I'm just bustin' your chops." He said before whispering to him. "A sudden confession when you two are by yourselves would probably work best."

"Well maybe you're wrong about me." Saji whispered back.

"If I am then fine." Kenshin said. "Just make sure you protect her. Powerful though they maybe, women like those two do have their vulnerable moments."

"Will do." Saji said.

"What are you two whispering about over there?" Sona asked.

"Eh, just giving Saji some training tips." Kenshin said. "I mean with how scrawny he is, he could use it."

"S-Scrawny? !" Saji shouts. "I'll have you know I'm very fit for my body size!" He removed his shirt. "See!"

"Keheheheheh, you don't wanna go there." Kenshin said. "But if you insist." He removed his shirt.

"Hmm, Saji...you are very fit, but Kenshin-San's body looks like it chiseled out of a marble block. Defined enough to allow maximum speed and strength of the size of his body." Sona said.

"A-Awww..." Saji said.

"Don't get so down man, I've been training everyday since I was a child." Kenshin said as they redressed. He glanced over. "Asia, are you OK?"

"H-Heeh? ! Y-Yeah I-I am." Asia said with flushed cheeks.

"Alright, enough screwin...around?" Kenshin said as Saji went over to Asia.

"I'm pleased to meet such a pretty girl like you." Saji said with a smile.

Issei took over Kenshin's body and cut in, squeezing Saji's hand painfully. "Hahaha, Saji-kun, I'm pleased to meet you as well."

"Nnngghh!" Saji grunted in pain.

"Let me rephrase that, if you touch her, you're fuckin' dead." Issei said with a smirk.

Saji jerked their hands up and squeezed down painfully on Issei's hand. "Hahaha, you wanna keep the hot blonde chick all to yourself, why am I not surprised at this coming from the one of the top three perverts in Kuoh? !"

"He's got an impressive grip." Kenshin said from the mirror referring to Saji. "Sorry about him." He said to Sona in reference to Issei.

"Likewise." Rias said with a smile.

"Same to you both." Sona said adjusting her glasses.

"I've just been given permission to obtain a familiar and I hear you're still handing out fliers Hyoudou." Saji said.

"I can't help that, most of mine were handed out by Kenshin before he realized he was a King!" Issei said.

"Hahaha!" Saji laughed.

"Given permission?" Kenshin said from the mirror. "But I'm a king, whose permission would I have to obtain to go get one?"

"No one, you can just go there." Sona said. "Someone would just need to show you the way."

"Well why not have a contest in the mean time. I don't plan on taking Asia and Kenshin there until sometime later anyway. Winner gets to go first." Rias said.

"Well considering he only appears once a month, sure. Why not?" Sona said. "I just hope it's not a Rating Game."

"Oh please, I could never get permission for that again." Rias said waving her hand dismissively. "Seeing as we attend an academy, why not settle this through sports."

"Seems kinda pointless." Kenshin thought.

"Like hell! It's gonna be great!" Issei gushed.

(break)

Next evening.

The contest had been to play tennis, but between Sona, Shinra, Akeno and Rias...

"No winner could be determined." Koneko said holding up two broken rackets.

"Jeez, you two go hard at each other don't you?" Kenshin said.

"Oh, no more than you do in a spar." Rias said.

"And how would you know that? I've yet to have a sparring match with you or anyone else." Kenshin said.

"Brother filled me in a bit before the party." Rias said.

"I see, by the way what did you and Sona decide what the next contest would be?" Kenshin asked.

"Yes, it's going to be a dodgeball game." Rias said.

"...?" Kenshin arched his brow but didn't say anything as he, Rias and the others made way toward the gym.

It got even stranger as Kenshin stood on the court watching them trade throws, Kenshin watched someone's clothes get burnt off by one of Rias' throws. "Kenshin-kun!" He turned and ducked as Akeno sprung over him and caught the ball that was being thrown right at his head. "S-Sorry, I don't really get what I'm supposed to do."

"Isn't it obvious, strike Sona's team out." Akeno said.

"Yeah, but...I really don't want to injure people and I'm not all that used to holding back." Kenshin said. A window broke and he turned to where Sona was standing. "Aren't you supposed to be against breaking school property? !"

"It will be repaired." Sona said

"President, focus on taking Kuroshi out first!" Saji said.

"What? ! Targeting me? !" Kenshin said as he dodged her throw. He turned and saw it coming back around. "Oh give me a break." He backflipped, plucking the ball out of the air and throwing it right at Saji. It struck him and bounced all the way back to Kenshin. "Hah! That's what you get you dick!" He shouts, throwing the ball back to Rias. He sighed and relaxed his body.

However in the next moment one of Sona's throws struck him right in the jewels. "Nngh? !" Kenshin crumpled to his knees. "Hhhooowwwww?" He squeaked out. His voice several octaves higher.

"...Oh my..." Sona said. "I wasn't anticipating that."

"Why do I not...believe you?" Kenshin groaned out getting to his feet.

"Fine to make up for it, I'll heal it myself. Saji sub in for me." Sona said walking over to Kenshin and grabbing his wrist.

"E-Eh? !" Kenshin said as Sona pulled him toward the locker room.

"?" Rias watched him get dragged off, but paid it no mind as she had to dodge out of the way.

Meanwhile Sona turned to Kenshin after they entered. "So, why don't you believe that hit was innocuous."

"Because you can control the ball when you throw it." Kenshin said.

"Maybe so, but my reaction time isn't perfect like yours was during both your fights with Raiser." Sona said.

"Well, I'm sorry for calling your integrity into question then. By the way mine wasn't perfect either. He was just grossly overconfident." Kenshin said before his legs twitched. "Ow..."

"Alright, I'm going to need you to remove your pants." Sona instructed, glancing away with the slightest of blushes.

"Y...You're not going to lay against me in the nude to heal me are you?" Kenshin asked.

"Wh-Wha? N-No." Sona stammered.

"O..OK." Kenshin said taking down his pants, leaving him in a pair of boxers. At her look he stared at her. "You said pants."

"You know what I meant." Sona said. "Come on, this is embarrassing for both of us."

"Alright." Kenshin said taking down his boxers.

Sona blinked. "Th...They get that big?" She said.

"Does the student council president have an inner pervert?" Kenshin asked.

"N-No, I've just...!" Sona protested.

"You've never seen one?" Kenshin asked.

"I-I have, but..." Sona's wrist was grabbed and pressed against Kenshin's groin.

"Just hurry up so we can be done with this." Kenshin said. "I may have experience, but exposing myself to someone is still somewhat embarrassing."

"Y-Yes, I feel the same." Sona said with a shy tone, usually reserved for when her sister was irritating her.

"So I hear your sister was one of the ones who got me my rank so I could become a king." Kenshin said.

"My sister did?" Sona asked. "Then it must have been proposed by Sirzechs-Sama, they usually vote together on things."

"Yeah, it was him, but could you thank her for me next time you see her?" Kenshin asked.

"S-Sure..." Sona said glancing away.

"Something wrong?" Kenshin asked.

"Well, the situation for one." Sona said.

"Yeah." Kenshin nodded. "This...is pretty embarrassing. I'm surprised Issei's being quiet in there."

"Well...my sister fawns on me way too much." Sona said. "It's...really annoying."

"Aaahh, she's a Satan and you're trying to move out from her gigantic shadow eh?" Kenshin asked.

"Something like that." Sona said, nodding at him. "That, and I do face sort of the same problem Rias does, just on a lesser scale. I just want to achieve my own goal you know?"

"Which would be?" Kenshin asked.

"Well you notice how Kuoh has an abundance of devils within it's walls right?" Sona asked.

"Yeah?" Kenshin said. "By the way you can let up now, the pain's gone."

"Oh, right." Sona said taking her hand away. Kenshin got dressed as she went on. "Well I want to learn the school system here, so I can one day open up a school where our kind can learn to play the Rating Game and grow in strength no matter their rank. I mean, your power itself is only medium to upper medium rank right now, without Sirzechs-Sama and my sister you wouldn't be able to have a peerage."

"Aahh, so you want to change the ranking system's rules so they aren't so unfair." Kenshin said.

"Exactly." Sona said. "It's not fair that our Rating Game system is akin to the medieval jousting rules where only nobility could compete."

"Right?" Kenshin said. "Well, it's an admirable ambition and I wish you luck Sona. If you need any help you know how to find me."

"What's your ambition?" Sona asked. "I told you mine, so you tell me yours."

"I don't have one." Kenshin said. "Spending your life in a world that hated you, kinda gives only two choices, A: Rain destruction down on it, until someone kills you, or B: Try to live in peace despite it all. Mine was more B, than A." Kenshin said. "This is really the first time since it all started that I haven't had to worry about the safety of my loved ones as much as I did before."

"...I see, that...is unfortunate. I'm sorry to hear that." Sona said.

"Hahahaha, don't sweat it." Kenshin said. "By the way, if you have to deal with the same stuff Rias does, then have you had to deal with suitors?"

"I have." Sona nodded. "Only I've already turned away my suitor."

"Oh? How'd that work out?" Kenshin asked.

"Well, I challenged him to a game of chess and won. I told him I would not marry someone who wasn't smarter than I am." Sona said.

"Well...Hahaha." Kenshin scratched behind his head with a grin. "If we have an arrangement like the one I have with Rias, we better just break that off right now. I've only beaten her once out of the ten times we've played. I can't imagine what kind of nightmare it would be to play you."

"Hmhmhmhm, I suppose we should." Sona said with a smile. "Still, if you are ever up for a game, I'm always interested in a new opponent."

"I'll keep it in mind." Kenshin said as he left, waving as he did.

(break)

A week later.

Rias' team had won the dodgeball game after Koneko had pegged Saji in the groin. They were currently walking in a random direction, being led by the Familiar Master, Zatouji. They had been attacked by a slime the disintegrated clothing. Issei hounded Kenshin to take it as his familiar, but ultimately the idea was shot down by way of the slime being killed by a Sprite Dragon that took a liking to Asia. She named it Rassei.

"Have you found anything you liked yet?" Zatouji asked.

"I haven't really found anything I like. I used to have a few familiars, so I'm looking for something like that." Kenshin said.

"Oh? What kinds did you have?" Zatouji asked.

Rias and the others listened in as well, curious about what Kenshin had tamed in the past. Kenshin stroked his chin in thought. "Well...the first one was a White Tiger." Kenshin said.

"A tiger? Like a full sized one?" Zatouji asked.

"Yup, tamed her when I was four years old." Kenshin said.

"Eh? !" Rias, Kiba, Asia and Issei all said.

"Ara Ara, Kenshin-kun was so strong so young?" Akeno asked.

"Interesting, you had a lot of power so early on, the others?" Zatouji asked.

"I'm not going into it." Kenshin said with a shrug. "You probably won't believe me if I told you anyway."

"Well, we do have something like what you mentioned here, she blew in a week and a half ago, all kinds of people have been trying to tame her tonight, but none have succeeded." Zatouji said.

"Lead the way." Kenshin said.

Zatouji nodded and led them deep into the forest. Soon they came to a clearing where a white tiger with black stripes was walking around. "Interested? I can let you have a shot at her."

"..." Kenshin watched the tiger walk. He sniffed the air. "...Could it be?"

He walked past Zatouji who nodded. "Alright ladies and gent, get back."

Kenshin let out a loud feline hiss getting the tiger's attention. She hissed back and approached Kenshin. She jumped at him tackling him to the ground. Kenshin used the momentum to go on top of the tiger. It swung it's left front paw at him. Kenshin rolled off and let her up only to throw himself into her side.

He took her back and bit into the back of her neck. She stood up and tried to run him off, crash him into trees, but nothing worked. Finally she laid down in exhaustion and Kenshin got off of her. "Do you recognize me?" He asked.

The tiger nodded. Kenshin nodded back and charged in a minute amount of his energy into her. She stood back up and headbutted Kenshin gently, wrapping her paws playfully around him, taking him to the ground. She started licking him making him laugh. "Hahahahaha, come on Sheena that's enough!"

The tiger got off of him. Kenshin stood back up and pet her head. "Could you transform into your human form?"

The tiger was obscured in smoke. When it cleared a woman wearing a pure white, off the shoulder kimono with no back showing off a generous amount of her fair white skin and her bust took it's place. She had long white hair that hung down to her knees, with black stripe like streaks going down it. She glanced at him with her ruby red eyes. "That was a good idea taking my back like that. I see you were paying attention when you saw the duels between my people." She said.

"But of course." Kenshin said.

"Whoa ho ho! She is a knockout!" Issei said. "A wide hour glass figure, long exotic hair and eyes, and those boobs!"

"Gnome!" Kenshin thought.

"Nononononononono!" Issei said before getting knocked out by Gnome.

"Something wrong?" Sheena asked.

"I have a second soul in my body now, and he was just ogling you like a kid in a candy store." Kenshin said.

"Oh? Something you never do." Sheena said with a small smirk.

"Don't make me punish you." Kenshin with a glare.

"Why not? It's been awhile." Sheena said.

"Ugh, do you want to be my familiar again or not you horny tigress?" Kenshin asked.

"Sure." Sheena shrugged. "And...please excuse me giving you trouble just now." She embraced him. "I'm really glad I found you again Kenshin. Things have been rough since you disappeared."

"...Rough, disappeared?" Kenshin asked.

"...Maybe I'm not the one who should explain. I was in Makai until very recently." Sheena said glancing away. "If you meet someone who was in Mundus Magicus before they arrived here. They'd probably have an easier time explaining things to you."

"..." Kenshin nodded. He walked back to Rias and the others. "Well, this is my familiar, Sheena. She was actually the tiger I tamed when I was four."

"It was a voluntary taming though. I just felt like helping to keep him safe when his father wasn't around, but...there were things I couldn't stop." Sheena said.

"I see, well I'm Rias Gremory, nice to meet you Sheena-San." Rias introduced.

"Akeno Himejima, my I didn't know Kenshin had tamed such a beautiful creature." Akeno said.

"Koneko Toujo...I like your hair." Koneko said.

"Asia Argento, nice to meet you." Asia introduced.

"Yuuto Kiba, when Kenshin first told us that, he neglected to mention it was voluntary." Kiba said.

"I was going for the shock value." Kenshin said.

"Kenshin, you've made some interesting friends." Sheena said with a smile.

"Alright everyone it's time to go!" Zatouji said.

"Wait, don't I have to do some kind of ritual?" Kenshin asked.

"If she was already yours to begin with she shouldn't have been here, but now that you've claimed her she can stay, just summon her like you did before." Zatouji said.

"Alright. Sheena I'll see you later." Kenshin said waving at her.

"Alright. See you around." Sheena said as they left. She turned to Zatouji. "Do you have anything to eat? I'm so hungry I could eat a horse."

"Follow me."Zatouji said.

Meanwhile, Akeno, Asia, Koneko and Kiba had left the Occult Research Clubroom to either rest or finish up any work they left unattended to that day, leaving Rias and Kenshin alone. "Rias." Kenshin said.

"What is it? Do you need a question answered?" Rias asked.

"Could you get a hold of your brother some time soon?" Kenshin asked.

"?" Rias looked at him curiously. "Can't you?" She asked.

"I've been trying, but I keep getting told I can't speak to him. I figured you'd have better luck." Kenshin said.

"Well, he's been busy ever since that party. Is it urgent?" Rias asked.

"I just need to see him about checking into stuff back home." Kenshin said. "Sheena told me that things had been rough, and that I had disappeared."

"That is...concerning." Rias said recalling asking him about how he met her brother Sirzechs and he told her every detail. "Well...I'll see what I can do, but I can't make any promises."

"That's all I ask. If you can't do it, it's fine." Kenshin said.

"OK, but for now." She smiled. "We should head home."

"Sure." Kenshin replied.

(break)

Issei and the others had cornered a rouge devil. His familiar was an insect that seemed to have a propensity for large boobs as it kept attacking Akeno's until Koneko grabbed it and crushed it. "You betrayed your master so if you don't give in now, I'll be forced to destroy you." Rias said. "Your choice."

Koneko threw out the crushed insect and it disintegrated "This was his familiar...it reminds me of Issei-Senpai."

"Hahahahaha!" Kenshin laughed.

Issei slumped. "I'm sorry I'm like an insect. "

"My my Koneko-Chan, you do have a point." Akeno said.

"So what will it be?" Rias asked.

"I'll go quietly." The Rouge said. He leered at her with a wide smirk. "That is a lovely chest you have there by the way, Princess of Ruin."

Kenshin took control of his body. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't undress my housemate with your eyes."

"Oh like you don't do it yourself Elemental Dragon." He countered.

Kenshin allowed a small smirk to spread across his face. "I don't have to."

He was warped away and Rias turned to Kenshin with a leer. "Did you have to say that last part?"

"What?" Kenshin said.

"The way you said it made it seem like I just bare my breasts at your request." Rias said.

"Who here gets into whose bed in the nude?" Kenshin asked. "That's all I was referencing."

"OK..." Rias said sighing to herself.

"That rouge devil reminds me of Issei-Senpai." Koneko said.

Issei took control again and slumped. "I'm sorry I am the way I am?"

The next day Kenshin glanced out of the window. "Last night was weird." Kenshin thought.

"Yeah. That Devil we encountered was pretty strange."

Kenshin leaned back in his chair. "Him and his familiar were both focused on boobs." He muttered.

"Boobs? !"

"!" Kenshin sat up as Matsuda got in his face. He groaned. "What do you two want?"

"You and Rias Gremory have been walking to school together every morning recently! Most of the time arm in arm! What gives? !" Motohama said.

"She moved out of her parent's place and into mine, so what?" Kenshin asked.

"Whhhaaaaaaaaatttt? !" Matsuda and Motohama shout.

"Now what do you want? If that was all I swear to fu-!"

"Have you noticed that girls have not been showing up to school lately?" Motohama asked.

"Huh?" Kenshin said. "Now that you mention it...a lot of 'em have been absent."

"Yeah, just the busty ones too." Matsuda said before he and Motohama started crying comically. "If this keeps up, Kuoh Academy will be flattened!"

"Aren't you into flat chests anyway?" Kenshin asked Matsuda. "That sounds like it'd be heaven for you."

"...Oh yeah..." Matsuda said with a dreamy expression.

Kenshin took this opportunity to slip away. He immediately ran into Akeno. "Huh? Akeno-San, what's up?"

"Chief Rias wants to see you, she's going to check out that rouge's lab and thinks you'd be able to give her a hand." Akeno informed.

"Aaaahh." Kenshin nodded. "Thanks. Um...where is she right now?"

"At the front of the school." Akeno said..

"Right, thanks Akeno-San." Kenshin said waving as he left.

He made his way toward the outside where Rias was waiting. "Sorry, I just now ran into Akeno-San." Kenshin said.

"It's OK, let's go." Rias said.

A couple of hours later they arrived at the rouge's lab. "Jeez. I'm not sure if he was experimenting with the occult or cooking up drugs." Kenshin said.

"Ugh...this isn't telling us anything." Rias said rubbing her temples. "I'm pretty sure he cleaned this place out of any intelligence we could possibly glean out. All we know is what we already knew going in, that he was research Chimeras."

"Then I guess we wait for the higher ups to finished interrogating." Kenshin shrugged. "I wasn't the Intel guy in my organization, I was the hitman."

"Right." Rias said, nodding toward him. "Well, let's go." She said warping back to the Occult Research Club room. Kenshin followed close behind. The two sat on the couch. "So...what do we do until then?"

Kenshin glanced over at her. "Well, I've got an idea." He said with a smile.

"..." Rias smiled back. "I accept." She said leaning in close.

"..." Kenshin mirrored this action as their eyes narrowed shut, their lips moving closer and closer together.

"Ahem." A small hologram of Grayfia said standing on the table.

"!" The two split apart like they had been burned. "U-Uhm! H-Hey Grayfia-San!" Kenshin said with a caught red handed expression on his face.

"Wh-What is it? We were waiting on you to get in touch and nothing else!" Rias hastily said.

"Y-Yeah! W-We weren't about to like...make out or anything!" Kenshin said. "Right Rias?"

"C-Certainly not!" Rias said with flushed cheeks.

"I see...Ojou-Sama, while Kenshin-San maybe your newest suitor and you are quite fond of him...do exercise some restraint while you're on the clock." Grayfia said. "That goes for you as well Kenshin-San."

"Hai..." Kenshin and Rias both said in deflated tones.

"Yeah, you do realize you have an audience, right?" Issei grumbled. "Lucky bastard, gets to make out with Chief anytime he wants. I can't do that!"

"Here's a hint, think of going to sleep when you see us about to do anything." Kenshin thought. "You'll fall asleep immediately."

"Really? How will that help?" Issei asked.

"You'll see." Kenshin thought.

"So anyway Grayfia, what is it?" Rias asked.

"The stray you captured was researching monsters specifically a unique chimera." Grayfia said. "That's all we have at this moment, I'll get back to you when we find more out."

"Hey, could you tell Sirzechs I need to see him about something?" Kenshin said.

"Yes, what is he up to? I couldn't even get a hold of him." Rias asked.

"He's just been really busy." Grayfia said. "I'll let him know you wish to speak with him Kenshin-San, but it might be awhile before he can get to you. You might have to wait until he has to visit Kuoh himself."

"That's fine." Kenshin said. "I just need him to know I need to see him, I understand that being a Satan is a busy position to be in."

"Alright. I'll talk to you when we know more." Grayfia said as she disappeared.

The next moment Akeno and Koneko walked in. "We found the Chimera the alchemist was researching." Koneko said

"Where's Yuuto?" Rias asked.

"He opted to stay behind with Asia to observe it, and make sure it doesn't move." Akeno said.

"Well, let's go." Kenshin said.

By the time they got to it's position deep in the forest, it was nighttime. "What is this, a botanical demon?" Kenshin said.

"Looks that way." Rias said.

"Nothing's happened so far." Kiba said.

"Yes, we've been here for hours and it hasn't done anything." Asia said.

Kenshin glanced to his left. "Get down." Kenshin said.

Everyone ducked down. Two girls dressed in sleepwear approached it. A yellow dragon shaped head poked out and extended four vines that attached to their breasts. "..." Kenshin narrowed his eyes. "Is...that thing sucking on their breasts?"

"It looks like it." Kiba said.

"Shouldn't we destroy it?" Issei asked as Kenshin held up a mirror.

"From what we've learned the process isn't fatal." Kiba said. "These two should be fine."

Sure enough. The creature finished it's sucking upon their breasts and they turned around and left the area. "So...it sucks on their nipples and then the victim just leaves." Kenshin said. "I assume it's stealing energy from them?"

"That's what we're guessing." Akeno said with a nod.

"Well then it's a good thing we found it, now it can be dealt with and destroyed." Rias said stepping out in front of it.

Kenshin narrowed his eyes. "Not the best idea...seriously I could have cleaved that thing down with my naginata using Sylph...whatever." Kenshin said stepping out next to her with Kiba, Akeno, Koneko and Asia behind them.

It turned to them and growled, extending many vines at them. "Please." Kenshin said slicing them apart as the others attacked. "Huh?" He said as they regrew at double numbers. "Damn! Everyone, it's like a hydra, the more we cut up the more they multiply!" He looked around and saw that only he and Kiba were still on the ground. He looked up and saw Asia, Rias, Koneko and Akeno were all bound up in the air.

"D-Don't stare!" Rias shouted at him.

"I'm not meaning to!" Kenshin shot back. "Wait, are your clothes melting? !"

"My my, what a naughty little plant monster you are!" Akeno said

"Every man's fantasy..." Koneko said.

"Damn, this makes attacking it difficult." Kiba said.

"Yeah no kidding." Kenshin said.

"You're drooling." Undine said.

"Dammit Issei!" Kenshin thought wiping his mouth.

"Not my fault your checking them out!" Issei retorted.

"My my, what a jam we've got ourselves in!" Akeno said, still in her usually cheerful tone.

"Is she enjoying this?" Kenshin muttered.

"It's so slippery and gross." Koneko said in slight disgust.

"My uniform is so slippery!" Asia whined.

"I wouldn't call it that, more like slimy, a slime that melts off clothes!" Rias cried out.

"So like that familiar Issei wanted me to get?" Kenshin asked Kiba.

"Something like that." Kiba said. "Chief, can't you throw it all off with your magic? !"

"I can't concentrate it!" Rias said. "Koneko, can't you rip them all off with your strength?"

"Too slippery, can't get a good angle." Koneko informed.

"I can't focus my lightning magic either!" Akeno said.

"If this keeps up..." Kiba said.

"They'll all be buck naked!" Issei said.

"Get back in here!" Kenshin shouts.

"This is wonderful, no, I mean it's horrible!" Issei gushed.

"Issei, either give Kenshin back control or start fighting!" Rias ordered.

"I'm back." Kenshin said taking his cards out. At the same moment, the chimera released Asia and Koneko, letting them drop to the ground.

Kenshin dove and caught Asia. "Are you two OK?" He asked as Koneko landed.

"Y-Yes..." Asia said crossing her arms over her chest.

"I'm fine." Koneko said. "Why not summon your familiar?"

"Because of her human form." Kenshin said. Koneko nodded.

"Why did it let Koneko and Asia go?" Rias said before one of the suckers attached itself to her right nipple. "Aaahnn!"

"I-It's limiting itself to our breasts!" Akeno said. "Aahn!"

"S-Such l-lewd movements...!" Rias said. "It's sucking out our energy!"

"How magnificent...no how perverted..." Issei said as he forced Kenshin's hand to hold up a mirror.

"What the? Do you get more strength to take me over with how much more perverted things become? !" Kenshin snapped.

"Sucking up energy from a girl's boobs! Damn him!" Issei cursed.

"But why the breasts?" Kiba asked.

"Don't ask something so obvious, I'd love to be up there sucking on them with it!" Issei said.

Kenshin facepalmed. "Don't sympathize with the enemy you idiot!"

"Sympathize nothing! I'm envious of that monster!" Issei shouts. "Fuck you, boob sucker! !"

"That reminds me though, weren't all the girls missing school time large breasted?" Kenshin asked.

"Yeah, they were!" Kiba said.

"So this thing is like Issei-Senpai if he were a plant monster." Koneko bluntly stated.

"Oh most definitely." Kenshin said with a nod.

"Go fuck yourself Kenshin." Issei snapped.

"D-Don't argue amongst yourselves! Do some-aahn!" Rias shouts.

"A high ranking devil should not emit such an obscene voice." Grayfia said appearing in hologram form in front of Rias.

"Let's trade places and see if you can keep quiet!" Rias snapped, glaring weakly at her.

"I'd rather not." Grayfia said. "Anyway we've found that the chimera sucks energy away from large breasted girls."

"We know that already! It's what's happening right now...yyyaaahhh!" Rias whined.

"Moreover, it has another ability." Grayfia said.

Kenshin looked over. "...Is that thing sprouting boobs? !"

"If a girl were to eat the fruit that this monster bears, her bust will grow much larger, no matter how small she was previously." Grayfia said.

"What? !" Issei said in shock.

"So says the Rouge Devil." Grayfia said. "He said...'if a girl's breast grows so does her heart, and so to the men's hearts will soar with dreams. Flat chests are sinful. Flat chests are cruel. Hark the dawn of the big breasts era. Breast and Peace...he shouted most of that."

"Breast...and...peace? He had such an admirable dream!" Issei said crying tear of admiration.

"Well, no matter. That thing's comin' down." Kenshin said moving his Sylph card toward it's slot. Before he could get it in there he heard a tree being pulled up from the ground and turned to see Koneko holding one over her head. "Uhm...Koneko-Chan, I got this..."

"Flat chests are sinful...flat chests are cruel..." Koneko said with a glare. "I'll destroy you."

"Shit!" Kenshin ducked down as she swung the tree into the chimera. "Way to go Rouge Devil, you pissed her off."

"Hmph...I know I don't have a chest like Chief's or Akeno-San, but I don't need my face rubbed in it..." Asia pouted quietly as Koneko threw the tree at it.

"Alright! Kiba get Rias and Akeno-San. I'll cut this fucker down!" Kenshin said moving his Sylph card toward it's slot.

"Wait!" Issei said taking control of Kenshin's card hand and one of his tails making it hold a mirror.

"What the? ! Issei let go!" Kenshin shouts.

"Chief!" Issei said ignoring Kenshin.

"Wh-What?" Rias said.

"Let this poor monster go! I think he's the perfect ambassador to make all of men's dreams come true!" Issei said.

"How can you say that? !" Rias said.

"You know not all men prefer large breasts." Kenshin said. "Hell some men even prefer other men."

"Why does your perverse switch have to flip on at such a crucial moment like this?" Rias asked.

A vine smacked Kenshin. "Hey!" Kenshin snapped.

"My my, what a problem!" Akeno said.

"This monster will release flat chested girls from their insecurities." Another vine smacked Kenshin. "Just as that rouge devil said, looking at those boobs will make men rise to action!" Another smack.

"Just wait for me to get free chimera, I'll slice you to bits!" Kenshin yelled.

"Hey buddy! I'm trying to stick up for you, stop pissing off my element using friend here!" Issei said.

"Stand aside, this chimera is mine." Koneko said.

"Oh no it ain't. This thing thinks it can molest whoever it wants and smack me around and get away? ! Screw that!" Kenshin said. "Now LET! ME! GO! ISSEI!" He shouts.

"I won't stand aside! Look at that up there Koneko-Chan. If you ate that fruit you could get huge boobs yourself!" Issei said.

"That would look out of place on her body!" Kenshin shouts.

The next moment the fruit was cut in half as Kiba rushed by, cutting Rias and Akeno free. "Haaah, Issei sure is causing us all strife."

"Tell me about it." Kenshin grumbled.

"I'm just thinking about the hopes and dreams of all girls in this world!" Issei said.

"Sheesh, would you just drop it...we have a job to do." Kenshin muttered.

"Just shut up and listen Issei." Rias said.

"R-Right!" Issei said, fear in his voice, not wanting to incur her wrath.

"If you let Kenshin destroy this monster, you can do as you please to my breasts and Akeno's all night long." Rias said.

"What? !" Kenshin and Issei shout.

Issei struggled with the thought for a long while before Kenshin was able to move his hand again. "Alright! Potential boobs do not compare to the boobs in front of us!" Issei said.

"Finally! Fuck!" Kenshin said placing his Sylph card into it's slot. "Kazerin!" Kenshin shouts throwing his naginata through the monster and making roll around and slice through it again and again until it was in pieces too small for regeneration.

"And that's that..." Kenshin said casting away his naginata and putting away his card.

Rias and Akeno used magic to restore their clothes and the latter did the same for Asia and Koneko. "Alright, let's head back." Rias said.

"Wait, Chief, Akeno-San." Issei said taking control of Kenshin's body. "As promised, do I get to have my way with your boobs all night?" Issei said before turning around and giggling perversely, muttering about wondering whose was better. Rias walked over and bonked him on the head with her fist and walked away. "Eh? Chief?"

"...Nope." Rias said. "You were a bad boy...so the deal is off." She said turning around smiling at him, sticking her tongue out.

"A-Are you kidding me? !" Issei said.

"Hahahahaha! Sucker!" Kenshin laughed as he took control back.

"Yes, as a matter o' fact. You need to be punished for trying to protect the enemy." Rias said.

"You let me handle that." Kenshin said with a grin. "I have just the thing in mind."

"N-Nooooo! !" Issei cried out from the mirror Kenshin held up.

"Ok, Koneko you can leave it to Kenshin to punish Issei." Rias said.

Kenshin turned to see Koneko cracking her knuckles. "Hmmm...on second thought I have a better idea." Kenshin said. "Koneko-Chan come here." Kenshin said as he ordered Gnome to knock Issei unconscious. Koneko walked up to him and he whispered into her ear. "Sound good?"

"I can actually come into your mental training area?" Koneko asked.

"Yeah, but you might be nude to begin with. It's a kink in the spell no one ever worked out." Kenshin said. "Just think of clothes and you'll have them."

"OK." Koneko nodded. Kenshin placed his hand on her head and muttered something under his breath. She fell unconscious and Kenshin grabbed her and carried her in his arms.

"Hm?" Rias said. "What's going on?"

"Koneko's using Issei as a punching bag right now. I'm sure she'll go easy on him, just enough to get the point across." Kenshin said. "Where does she live by the way? I'll need to take her home."

"She lives in an apartment complex with Akeno and Kiba, all in separate rooms." Rias said. "They should be able to help you get there."

"Hm? Kenshin-kun wants to go home with us? Ara ara!" Akeno said with a smile.

"...Y-You make it sound more serious than it actually is." Kenshin said glancing away with a blush.

"Nonsense, having a boy come into her home is an important step in a girl's life." Akeno said. "Koneko-Chan might be embarrassed if you're in her home when she wakes."

"M-Maybe so." Kenshin said. "But it has to be done regardless."

As they walked Koneko eventually came to. "H...Huh?"

"Evening." Kenshin said.

"Ah, looks like she finished sooner than we thought." Akeno said. "Do you mind escorting her home Kenshin-kun?"

"Ah, sure." Kenshin said. Akeno nodded and she and Kiba left. Rias turned to him. "Asia and I will be waiting for you at home."

"Got it." Kenshin said. Rias nodded and disappeared with Asia.

Kenshin placed Koneko down and they walked toward her apartment. "So, how's Issei?"

"I knocked him unconscious and buried him up to his neck in sand." Koneko answered.

"Ouch." Kenshin said. "Ahhh I'll go in and dig him out tomorrow."

"Your training area is a beautiful place." Koneko said.

"Isn't it?" Kenshin asked with a smile.

"Are floating rocks normal where you come from?" Koneko asked.

"In one place they are. The other was like it is here." Kenshin answered.

"By the way...how did you know where my ears were?" Koneko asked.

"Well, if you remember you're not the only one with cat ears anymore." Kenshin said twitching his ears. "My other clan, the Tsuki was a clan composed of feline type youkai of varying species. My familiar, Sheena was actually a distant relative."

"So...in your world there's more people like us?" Koneko said.

"...well...not so much anymore.." Kenshin said with a saddened smile. "Almost all of 'em are gone because of me, only my sisters and my mother remain that I know of."

"I-I see." Koneko said. "I'm sorry I brought it up."

Kenshin pet her head. "Hahaha, no need to worry. I've put it behind me...thanks to everyone."

"Even me?" Koneko asked.

"You're my friend aren't ya?" Kenshin asked with a grin.

"Do you consider me a friend?" Koneko asked.

"Yeah, why wouldn't I? You haven't done anything to suggest otherwise." Kenshin said.

"You also don't know much of anything about me." Koneko critically said.

"And? You'll open up when you're ready." Kenshin said.

"...Thank you.." Koneko said glancing away.

"Not a problem. Now, do you want me to continue walking you home, or do you want me to leave? I'm good with either." Kenshin said.

"No, I'm enjoying your company Kenshin-Senpai." Koneko said.

"Oh, why thank you." Kenshin said with a wide grin.

(break)

The next day.

"So...your idea for thanking us for our service in the Rating Game is going to the beach?" Kenshin said as Rias was in a changing booth.

"Is that a problem?" Rias asked.

"I didn't say that." Kenshin shrugged. "I could use some time soaking in the ocean water. My body's been sore as hell lately. Probably another aftereffect from using Salamander." "When does that go away again?" He thought.

"Learn to summon us all at once and we'll talk." Salamander said.

"Fine..." Kenshin thought.

"By the way, if you were warping here anyway, why didn't you just change at the clubroom?" Kenshin asked.

"Well they have the changing rooms here. No one else is present so I thought I'd make use of them." Rias said.

"By the way, how did you reserve this place anyway?" Kenshin asked.

"I had Akeno place a sign saying 'Due to increased shark activity beach has been closed for the day' on the pass leading here." Rias said.

"...Couldn't you just rent the land out?" Kenshin asked with narrowed eyes.

"That would be irresponsible of me to do." Rias said.

"Whatever you say." Kenshin said.

Rias finally finished changing and walked out. "So what do you think?" She asked doing a twirl for him.

"Aaaaahh..." Kenshin gaped slightly, his nose dripping blood as she spun around. The swimsuit was purple in color and was shaped like a 'V' covering only her areola and her genitalia. Kenshin grabbed his head and forced his mouth shut and smacked himself. Rias giggled at him in response.

"So you like it?" Rias said with a smile.

"Like...is an understatement." Kenshin said absentmindedly. "W-Wait! Aaaah I'm turning into Issei!"

"You say that like it's a bad thing! At least you're being honest with her! I love it!" Issei gushed with a grin.

Rias giggled at him again and walked up to him, taking his hand. "You know, as long as it's you, I don't mind it."

"Yeah, but I don't want to make it seem like all I do is lust after a nice body." Kenshin said.

"Hmhmhmhm, I understand." Rias said as they walked outside.

Time passed. Kenshin either went swimming, lounged on the sand with Rias, or helped Koneko and Asia build a sandcastle. "I'll come over and swim with you in a bit Akeno-San, right now I wanna take five."

"OK!" Akeno called out as she dived into the water.

Rias, who was laying on her back rose up and turned her head to Kenshin. "Kenshin, could you put some suntan lotion on me?" She asked.

"Sure, which side we workin' on first?" Kenshin asked.

"We'll start with the back." Rias said with a smile as she laid down. "Make sure you don't miss a spot."

"Ok, let's just get your hair out of the way." Kenshin said grabbing hold of her crimson locks and moving them to the side. He took the container of suntan lotion and spread it across his hands. However his hand jerked and he bobbled it, trying to catch it, allowing it to splash on her back.

"Aaahn!" Rias cried out. "That was cold!" She complained.

"S-Sorry!" Kenshin said. He went to spread it around only for his hand to jerk again as he leaned forward. His hand slid across her towel and he landed on her back.

"K-Kenshin, wh-what are you doing? !" Rias shouts reprimandingly.

"It's not me!" Kenshin said. "Issei!" Kenshin thought.

"What?" Issei said. "I helped too, I'm doing something."

"You could have asked for control at any time you idiot!" Kenshin said out loud.

"This is Issei? !" Rias said as she and Kenshin slipped around and ended up with his face in her chest.

"He's screwing with me, someone help me up!" Kenshin said.

"Haaaiii." Asia said walking toward them. She slipped on the excess lotion and ended up tangled in the pile with them.

"..." Kenshin stared at the sky. His left hand was in the bottom of Asia's bikini while his right hand was groping Rias' breasts. "...How did this happen?" He muttered.

Later Issei was buried up to his neck in sand with Rias standing over him. "I-I'm sorry?" He said.

"I'd given you a pass if that was a accident, but you purposefully did what you did, so this is your punishment." Rias said as she walked away. "He's all yours Koneko."

"Let 'er rip." Kenshin said taking control for a moment as a watermelon was placed on either side of his head.

"Won't this hurt you too? !" Issei thought.

"I can ignore pain better than you." Kenshin said with a smirk.

"W-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait! A-aren't you supposed to wear a blindfold when you do this? !" Issei said.

"Usually yes..." Koneko said as she walked up to him with a bat in hand.

"A-At least c-c-close your eyes before you swing and hit the watermelon!" Issei cried out in fright.

(smack!)

(break)

The next day.

Kenshin was sleeping on the couch curled up in a feline like manner as Akeno walked in. She stared at him. "Ara Ara..." She murmured with a smile. "He looks so cute like that, I almost don't wanna disturb him." She walked over to him and started rubbing his ears which made Kenshin emit a purring sound. Her face flushed as she giggled. "Oh my! He even purrs like a cat!"

"Knock it off or I'm ripping your clothes off and dragging you to bed with me." Kenshin said as he got up and started stretching in a cat like manner. "Erg...damn feline instincts."

"Is something wrong?" Akeno asked.

"Remember? What you were just doing arouses me." Kenshin said with narrowed eyes.

"Ooohhh." Akeno said with a nod.

"So what's up?" Kenshin asked taking a seat on the couch.

"Well today I've decided to give you special, private training, Kenshin-kun." Akeno said with a wink.

"Eh? What's the occasion?" Kenshin asked crossing his arms. "I've heard of private study sessions, but private training?"

"Oh my...are you saying you don't want to learn from me?" Akeno said leaning forward, smiling at him.

Kenshin's eyes were drawn to her face and breasts, while Issei's eyes were drawn to the reverse. "Th-That's n-not what I said, I was just wondering why, you haven't asked before now."

"She's doing this on purpose!" Issei said. "She wants us to look!"

"I fucking hate you!" Kenshin mentally, comically snapped. "You're doing THIS on purpose by making me make it seem more obvious that I'm looking!"

"A-Anyway, I'll gladly accept all you are willing to share with me." Kenshin said. "Alright Issei, try that sleeping thing I told you about."

"Alright." Issei shrugged.

"Ufufu..." Akeno giggled.

Ten minutes later, Kenshin stood in the same room in his swimming trunks. "Um, I changed into my swimming clothes Akeno-San." Kenshin informed.

"We aren't going to swim." Akeno said, walking out wearing a thin white robe that barely stretched past the top of her hips with her hair tied up.

"..." Kenshin stared.

"Oh...my...lord..." Issei muttered in his sleep with a nosebleed.

"Agreed..." Kenshin thought.

"Aah, well then what kind of training is it then?" Kenshin asked.

"Let's begin!" Akeno cheerfully said.

Kenshin looked up to see Akeno's magic circle appear. "A magic circle, what the-brrbbrbgghhh!" He tilted his head back down as a downpour of water hit him full force. "What the...?"

"This is the water purification training." Akeno said walking under the downpour with him.

"Aaah? !" Kenshin said seeing her robe instantly becoming see through.

"Alright, let's meditate." Akeno said. "We'll unify our spirits as one."

"Oh yeah! Let's unify both spiritually and physically!" Issei said in his sleep

"SHUT! UP!" Kenshin thought with a full on blush forgetting Issei was sleeping.

"Are you OK Kenshin-kun? You seem a little under the weather." Akeno said with a look of concern on her face.

"Huh, oh I-I'm fine." Kenshin said. "So...do we sit down?"

"Of course." Akeno smiled and sat down in front of him. Kenshin sat down in front of her and both went into a meditative pose. However, Kenshin just couldn't focus. He cracked one of his eyes open and looked Akeno over.

"...Dear lord...I can't keep my eyes off of her." Kenshin thought. "Hmm...I wonder what it'd be like to get her and Rias in the same ro- Oh lord I'm turning into Issei again!"

"Uuuwah! That's an amazing idea!" Issei shouts in his sleep with perverted glee.

"Ugh...I guess he heard me somehow." Kenshin thought. He saw Akeno's left eye open and immediately closed his own.

"Ufufu...you look good getting drenched like this." Akeno said with a lick of her lips. "I could just eat you up."

"Ah...hahahaha..." Kenshin laughed. "Well well...I don't know whether to be flattered or terrified."

"Oh? You mean you don't have any sentiments toward me?" Akeno asked winking at him.

"U-Uhm..." Kenshin said with a nervous expression.

"Hmhmhmhm...your expression says it all...so...why don't we get started right here under the waterfall?" Akeno said with a leer.

"Uhhhnnnn." Kenshin fainted with a mild nosebleed.

"Oh no! I have to administer CPR right away!" Akeno said cutting the flow of her magic off.

When Kenshin came to his lips were attached to Akeno's who breathed into him. He felt a tongue wriggling around in his mouth that didn't belong to him and she pulled back as a string of saliva connected the two. He fainted again

"Uhhnnn." Kenshin awoke back on the couch.

"The mental part of your training is over." Akeno said.

"Huh?" Kenshin looked up to see Akeno wearing a dry robe, holding a tray with a glass on it.

"You seem exhausted so I made this for you." Akeno said. "It's a parfait, please enjoy it."

"You made it?" Kenshin asked, receiving a nod. "Well, it'd be rude not to." He extended his hand to take the parfait. Only for his finger to bump the glass forward, spilling the parfait all over Akeno and knock the glass to the floor.

"Aah!" Akeno gasped at the feeling of the cold treat splashing against her.

"Aah! I-I'm sorry!" Kenshin apologized.

"My oh my..." Akeno said with a smile. "You're a clumsy one aren't you Kenshin-kun?"

"Ahh...i-in my defense I had just come to again." Kenshin said.

"Even though I had made it just for you." Akeno said. "I at least wanted you to taste it."

"I'm sorry." Kenshin said.

"Well, could I get you to lick it?" Akeno asked.

"E-Eh? !" Kenshin said.

"Well, there is a lot of cream on my breasts...I'd recommend you lick it off quickly." Akeno said subtly shaking her chest from side to side.

"I-Is she intentionally doing this or am I dreaming? !" Kenshin thought.

"Oh my...it's getting very sticky now..." Akeno said with a playful whine.

"F-Fine...I-I'll lick it..." Kenshin said.

"Please do...Kenshin-kun." Akeno said.

Kenshin leaned in, bringing his head to her right breast and licking her nipple. "Aaaahnn!" Akeno cried out.

"..." Kenshin swirled his tongue around the digit as Akeno giggled. "It tickles a little, but how does it taste?" She asked.

"It's...amazing..." Kenshin said.

"Oh? Then maybe we can enjoy it together." Akeno said scooping up some of the parfait in between her breasts and placing it on her outstretched tongue.

Kenshin stared again. "She wants me to...oh hell...A man can only take so much!" He thought as he took her tongue into his mouth." He felt his tongue being pushed against and opened his eyes seeing Akeno's eyes staring back at them. She pulled back and giggle.

"Mmhmhmhm...thank you Kenshin-kun." Akeno said. "But it's time for you to wake up."

"Huh?" Kenshin said.

"!" Kenshin shot up off the couch fully clothed. "Huh?" He looked around. "A dream, but...it felt so real."

"What did?" Rias said walking into the room with Akeno in tow.

"Nothing." Kenshin said shaking his head.

"Well, could you take Issei out to hand out the rest of his fliers, he's almost finished entirely.

"Can do." Kenshin said.

"Kenshin-kun." Akeno said.

"Hm? What's up Akeno-San?" Kenshin asked.

"Training earlier today was really fun, we should do it again sometime." Akeno said with a smile.

"...!" Kenshin's face went scarlet. "Uhm! S-Sure, gotta go bye!"

Rias turned to Akeno with a critical look. "Akeno...what happened earlier?"

Akeno walked toward the door saying. "Just training, nothing more."

"It wasn't a dream! It wasn't a dream! It wasn't a dream!" Kenshin repeated in his head. "It's only been a few days and I've already kissed another woman!"

"It was a dream...a dream come true! That was awesome! Why didn't you tell me about that earlier? !" Issei said. "It's like it was happening to me instead of you!"

"Not now!" Kenshin thought he tried to put as much distance between him and the Occult Research club room as possible so he could think.

(Chapter end)

Draconis: Holy crap, I didn't know the first series had so many specials. I guess I'll pick this back up next chapter and start on the next arc as well.

Rias: Aren't most of the specials pretty short?

Draconis: All except for two which are OVAs. One of which I've just covered in this chapter.

Kenshin: So does this mean what I think it means?

Draconis: Yup. Triple post. I don't wanna leave this unfinished.

Kenshin: Alright. It's probably for the best anyway.

Draconis: Still it may be a little bit before it gets posted.

Anyway, I'll see you all later.

Draconis678 out.