Final chapter of this world! And it'll be pretty funny and awesome all at the same time.
Also, Guest known as Dom: STOP TELLING ME TO STOP WORKING ON OTHER STORIES AND FOCUS ON THIS ONE! It's getting annoying! I chose which stories to work on because A. Some are easier than others and B. Timing to do so as well. So stop it already! And I have other stuff going on outside of writing!
Anyways, enjoy!
Montage to the chase music from The Emperor's New Groove:
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Aqua, Terra, Ven, Roxas, Lea, Xion, Naminé, Isa, Myde, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy, Max, Oswald, Ortensia, Kuzco, and Pacha raced down the hill.
We see a map with three red symbols representing Kuzco, Pacha, and a crown (Sora and his team) running as a darted line forms behind them.
Back on the path, Yzma is leaning out of her tent as Kronk runs on to catch up to the group. They then look on in confusion to see the darted line on the path they're on, going on for miles. They look back and see that they were creating their own darted line, which was purple arrowheads. Shrugging it off, they resume the chase.
We see the map again as a symbol representing Yzma and Kronk chasing after Kuzco, Pacha, Sora, and Co. was shown.
It wasn't long until the group of 22 made it to the ledge where the old bridge used to be.
Pacha shot an arrow attached to a rope down towards a tree.
Using their Keyblades to get a good grib, Sora and his team slid down first, followed by Pacha and Kuzco, the former making a makeshift seat for him to swing down with.
Seeing Kronk and Yzma starting to catch up, Kuzco used his llama teeth to snap the rope, making it fall down before the group resumed running.
Seeing the gap, Yzma and Kronk donned pilot goggles and the strong man pulled a string on the tent, making make-shift wings sprout out.
They were lifted into the air and began to fly… only for a lightning bolt to strike them mid-air and they fell down into the gap, a raincloud pouring all over them.
Sora looked back in confusion as he ran before he saw Donald snickering to himself. Sora chuckled as they resumed their trip to the palace.
Soon, they arrived at the palace entrance.
"I wonder why there aren't any guards." said Max.
"Probably on their lunch break." shrugged Riku. "But it's a good thing for us."
"Gotta say, the colors around here are pretty neat." said Daisy.
"You really get around good Kuzco." commented Lea.
"Why thank you." Kuzco grinned.
"So which way to the secret lab?" asked Donald.
"Follow me." Kuzco said.
The llama led them down a dark hallway that seemed to get darker as it trekked farther and further under the palace.
Soon, they arrived in a dark and misty room.
"Is this the place?" asked Mickey.
Kuzco nodded. "Yep. I remember her pulling one of those levers and then disappearing through the wall."
Everyone looked and saw the rhino's head statue on the wall.
Sora, Riku, Donald, Goofy, Lea, and Kuzco made their way over to the statue.
"Pull the lever Goofy!" ordered Donald.
"Uh… which lever?" asked Goofy, seeing that there were two levers.
"Dunno. Just choose which one you think is good." said Sora.
Goofy shrugged as he pulled the lever closest to him… but instead of everything the lab, trapdoors opened under Sora, Riku, Donald, Lea, and Kuzco's feet, sending them falling and screaming as splashes were heard.
"Whoops! Wrong lever!" Goofy winced.
"Fellas!" Mickey cried as everyone ran over and looked down the drap door.
"They really should color code those." Ven quipped.
In the water, they saw Sora, Riku, and Lea try to fend of an alligator.
"Back! Back you foul beast! Back I say!" Lea shouted as he swung his chakrams at the alligator.
"Why does Yzma have an alligator?" asked Terra.
"I'm just as perplexed as you are." Isa said.
At that moment, a sliding door opened up and they saw Sora, Donald, RIku, Lea, and Kuzco emerge, soaked in the murky water, looking annoyed. The alligator was biting Kuzco's tail.
"OK, why does she even have that lever?" Kuzco grunted as he kicked the alligator in the face, making him scamper off.
Everyone gathered by the rhino statue and Pacha pulled the second lever.
The wall and floor around them flipped inward, dropping them all into what appeared to be a roller coaster car. A four more carts were attached as they landed in, possibly as an effect of the mechanism detecting their total weight, and the group fell backward into that carts several times so that the first ones weren't crowded.
"Please remain seated and keep your arms and legs in at all times." said a voice.
The roller coaster started as they slid down the slope, splashing water all around. Kuzco and Pacha scrambled in terror whiel Sora and his friends screamed and cheered in excitement.
The cart stopped at a vertical slot, knocking everyone out. They all landed in a pile, groaning.
All accept Ven and Roxas, who landed on their feet dressed in lab coats. While Ven's looked like a perfect fit, Roxas' looked way too big.
"You look like the mad doctor twins." Lea quipped.
Shrugging, Roxas and Ven ditched the lab coats as everyone else got out of the pile and took in their surroundings.
"So this is Yzma's lab." surmised Kairi. "I'll admit, not what I was expecting. Though still pretty creepy."
"Find a laboratory station, it might help." suggested Terra.
Everyone ran and saw a table filled with scientific equipment.
"Over there!" Sora shouted.
Everyone checked the table, as well as looking in drawers and other tables.
"What does it look like?" asked Pacha.
"I don't know. Just keep looking." Kuzco replied, examining two vials.
Mickey looked at two different vials and saw skull labels.
"Not these." he said, setting them to the side.
Ven examined a large beaker filled with red liquid that was bubbling.
"Don't think this one looks safe." he said.
Terra opened a desk drawer. "Bingo." he said as he pulled out… a bingo card. He looked at it before putting it back in. (1)
Aqua then spotted an owl-shaped closet.
"Over here everyone!" she called as she opened it up.
Everyone ran over to the female bluehead and saw that it was full of vials of potions.
"That is a lot of potions." said Lea.
"No wonder she wasn't able to poison him." said Oswald. "With all of these, it's no question how Kronk got the wrong one."
"It has to be one of these." said Pacha as they examined the labels.
"Lions," began Mickey.
"Tigers," continued Donald.
"Bears…" Goofy added.
But when they came to the human section, they saw that it was empty.
"Oh, my."
Chills went down everyone's spins when they turned around, and to their shock, there, emerging out of the shadows… was Yzma, holding a vial filled with pink liquid.
"Looking for this?" Yzma said sinisterly.
"No way!" gasped Sora.
"Yzma!" gasped Goofy.
"What the hell?" exclaimed Riku.
"It can't be!" gasped Kuzco.
"How the hell did you get back here before us?" demanded Donald.
Yzma was about to respond… when she realized that she didn't have an answer. She turned to the side.
"Uh...how did we, Kronk?" she asked.
There stood Kronk with the remains of the burnt tent still on his back.
"Well, you got me." Kronk shrugged as he pulled down the map. "By all accounts, it doesn't make sense."
Yzma shrugged. "Oh, well, back to business." Yzma said, facing the heroes with an icy grin.
"OK, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been, but, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?" Kuzco nervously asked.
Yzma grinned maliciously. Kuzco was scared.
"Just think of it as you're being let go, that your life's going in a different direction, that your body's part of a permanent outplacement." she said sinisterly.
Kuzco paled in terror while everyone else felt chills go down their spines at those words.
"Hey, that's kind of like what we said to you when you got fired." Kronk commented as he took off the burnt tent and set it to the side.
Yzma frowned in annoyance. "I know. It's called a cruel irony- like my dependence on you."
Everyone else was shocked.
"Wait a second, you wanna kill Kuzco because he fired you?!" Myde asked in disbelief.
"Lady, you got some serious unemployment issues!" said Lea.
"Well I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree." Yzma said.
"Why did you fire her Kuzco?" asked Mickey.
"Yzma had this habit about running the kingdom behind my back. After doing it multiple times, that's why I fired her." Kuzco replied.
"That does make sense." nodded Minnie.
Goofy scratched his head in confusion. "Well, I guess it would work better if the rest of us weren't out of the loop on the joke," he commented.
"You want me to get the aide to show them the list?" Kronk asked.
"So they can tell him to tell the guards about our murder attempts?" Yzma growled.
"So… no on the aide, then?" Kronk guessed.
"I can't believe this is happening!" Kuxco cried out in panic.
"Then I bet you weren't expecting this." Yzma grinned as she began to pull up the bottom of her dress.
Everyone screamed in alarm. They did not want to see any of that.
"NO!" Sora, Kuzco, Pacha, Riku, Roxas, Terra, Mickey, and Oswald sacreamed.
"Not that!" shrieked Kairi.
"Please no!" cried Aqua.
"Oh fuck no!" shouted Myde.
"Gawrsh!" Goofy cried.
"Not that!" Max and Ven pleaded.
"NO!" Donald quacked.
"Oh my goodness!" Minnie and Ortensia cried.
"Please no not that!" Isa cried.
"My eyes!" shouted Xion.
"Oh god no!" shouted Naminé.
"Please god no!" cried Daisy.
"Anything but that!" Lea shouted.
They all covered their eyes.
Thankfully, yzma only pulled up her dress to reveal a hidden dagger strapped against her thigh.
Everyone let out sighs of relief.
"Oh thank god." panted Lea.
"Oh ok." sighed Kuzco.
"It's a dagger! It's just a dagger." Riku said in relief.
"Thank goodness." said Minnie.
Yzma laughed. "Finish them off." she said to Kronk, tossing the dagger to him.
However, Kronk seemed contemplated on what to do next. He looked at the dagger. He may have been loyal to Yzma and, to an extent, Master Xehanort, Maleficent, Organization XIII, and their allies, but he didn't sign up to murder anyone. That just wasn't him.
"Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?"
A smaller version of Kronk wearing a red devil outfit, complete with horns, tail, and wings, appeared on the strong man's left shoulder in a burst of flame. He held a three-pronged trident in his left hand.
"Uh, where's the other guy?" Kronk asked, confused.
At that moment, another version of Kronk, dressed in an angel's robe complete with wings and a halo ring, appeared on his right shoulder in a puff of sparkling clouds. He was sitting in a hair dryer chair while reading a magazine. "Yo!" Kronk shouted to get his attention.
The shoulder angel tossed the chair, helmet, and magazine to the side, summoning a harp. "Sorry I'm late. So, what'd I miss?" he asked.
"Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out." Kronk explained.
Everyone watched in confusion. Yzma faced the group and pointed her thumb at Kronk in bewilderment. All they could do was shrug.
"What's with him?" Ven asked.
"Must be having one of those shoulder angel and shoulder devil things." guessed Mickey. "Pluto has those sometimes."
"...Then this guy popped up and we waited for you, and quite honestly–" Kronk continued.
Yzma growled and shook her head in disappointment. "Kronk!" she shouted, getting all 3 Kronks' attention. "Why did I think you could do this? This one simple thing. It's like I'm talking to a monkey." she said in annoyance.
"Whoa now." the angel and devil interjected at the same time, not liking Yzma's attitude (not that she could hear them).
"A really, really big stupid monkey named Kronk!" Yzma snapped.
"Ouch." Sora and his team winced.
"And do you want to know something else?" Yzma asked. "I've never liked your spinach puffs." The Kronks gasped. "Never!"
Kronk began to cry. His shoulder angel touched Kronk's cheek comfortingly.
Sora, Kuzco, Pacha, and Co. stared in shock, jaws dropped.
"Oooh! Ouch!" Myde winced.
Lea whistled. "I've been using fire magic all my life and I have never seen a burn like that." he said.
"Wow, and I thought Maleficent was heartless." Riku remarked. "Don't tell her I said that."
"Done." Oswald nodded.
"You didn't have to go and make him cry!" Sora snapped.
"That was just mean!" Kairi said with a glare. "No wonder Kuzco fired you!"
"You ill-mannered sack of crap!" Ven seethed. (2)
Yzma just scoffed.
"They're right." the devil said angrily, brandishing his trident. "That's it. She's going down."
"Now, now, remember, guys." the angel said calmly, getting the other two's attention. "From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
The three Kronks looked up and saw a candle-lit chandelier hanging above Yzma.
A light shone on them in realization.
"That'll work." the three Kronks said in unison.
Kronk switched the dagger into his other hand and slashed the rope that led down from the chandelier to a column nearby.
The chandelier fell and Yzma and the 22 heroes could only watch it crash to the floor.
But Yzma was completely unharmed. She was so thin that the chandelier passed harmlessly through the center. Given that she still had the potion, that seemed like a good thing the attack backfired.
"Well… that just happened." said Isa, blinking.
"What, Kronk's heel-face turn or Yzma surviving?" asked Sora.
"Both." the Luna Diviner shrugged.
"Strange. That usually works." Kronk remarked.
"And so does this!" Yzma retorted, running over to a table and pulled a lever disguised as a long potion vial.
A trapdoor opened under Kronk's feet. The strong man looked down, realizing what was about to happen.
"Ah. Should have seen that coming. Whoa!" Kronk yelled as he fell through.
His shoulder devil and angel looked down and hugged each other in fear as they fell through as well.
Distracted by this, Yzma didn't see Mickey jump over to grab the vial. Yzma knocked him to the side just as Ven tried to leap onto her. Yzma ducked out of the way as Ven crashed onto the ground. Using this distraction, Pacha snuck up behind th eeldery woman and grabbed the vial out of her hand.
"Aah! Give me that vial!" Yzma shouted as she jumped onto Pacha's back, ponding on his head. The force caused Pacha to accidentally throw the vial.
Sora quickly caught it, only for Yzma to pounce onto him, knocking the vial out of his grasp. Oswald flew over to grab it, but Yzma then yanked him by the ears, making the rabbit king scream in pain as Yzma grabbed the vial of his hands, just as Kuzco rammed into her, causing the vial to harmlessly fall onto the floor. Yzma crashed into the owl cabinet, knocking a few potions onto the floor, also harmlessly. Yzma saw the vials and an idea popped into her head.
"Quick, grab it!" shouted Naminé.
But just as the group ran to grab the human vial, Yzma stood behind the cabinet and pushed it, causing all the vials to fall onto the ground around the human potion.
"Oops. Clumsy me. Which one? Which one?" Yzma said mockingly.
"Oh no!" cried Goofy as they all looked down in horror.
"Bad, bad, BAD!" shrieked Myde.
"Which one was it?!" shouted Roxas.
"Just look!" shouted Xion.
The group went on their knees and examined the potions.
At that moment, Yzma pulled a cord and an alarm blared out.
"Better hurry. I'm expecting company." Yzma grinned.
"Aw crap." muttered Lea.
"She called the calvary!" cried Ortensia.
"Keep looking!" cried Kuzco.
At that moment, three walls carved to resemble sharp teeth parted like three doors, revealing various strongly-built guards, each holding a variety of weapons. They were painted all over their bodies, sporting blue on the left and red on the right. THey also wore aprons in front of their legs, helmets, and arm bands.
"Kill them! They all murdered the emperor!" Yzma ordered.
The guards ran forward, shouting a battle cry.
"No, wait! I'm the emperor! It's me-Kuzco! These guys are my friends!" Kuzco shouted, trying to explain, but to no avail. "They're not listening to me!"
"What do we do?!" quacked Donald.
"Just take 'em all!" said Pacha.
They quickly helped pile the potions into Pancha's poncho. As the guard came near, Pacha spotted a table lined with a bunch of potions. Quickly, he, Riku, and Terra knocked the table over, the potions crashing onto the guards, transforming them into various animals, much to their surprise.
"Well… that's one way to hold them off." mused Sora.
"Get them!" Yzma ordered.
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?" a guard-transformed-into-a-cow asked.
"You're excused." Yzma politely relented as the cow guard waddled away. "Anyone else?" she asked.
"No, we're good." the rest replied.
"Get them!" Yzma ordered.
The guard gave chase.
"Let's skedaddle fellers!" Goofy hollered.
Quickly, the group ran away as the guards gave chase.
"What do you think they'll do to us if they capture us?" asked Xion.
"I don't know and I don't wanna find out!" said Myde.
"Well at least the worst is behind us!" Lea pointed out.
As if on cue, Heartless spawned around the halls. There were Shadows, Hook Bats, Flower Riders, and Striped Arias.
"Ah dammit!" Lea cursed as he threw his chakrams at two Hook Bats.
"These freaks won't stop us!" said Ven as he used Wayward Wind to blast a few Flower Riders with a Fire spell.
Everyone summoned their signature weapons as they tried to attack the Heartless, dodging the guards trying to slay them.
"We've gotta change your back." said Pacha as he picked out a random vial. "Try this one."
Pacha popped off the cork and poured it down Kuzco's throat. There was a puff of pink smoke before it faded. But Kuzco was nowhere to be seen.
"Where'd he go?" asked Riku.
"Uh guys? A little help here?"
They looked down and to their shock, saw that Kuzco was now a turtle.
Quickly, Pacha grabbed Kuzco and went back to running.
"Stairwell up ahead!" shouted Terra as he casted Spark on a Shadow trying to jump on his face.
"And more guards too!" said Aqua as she casted Watera on three Striped Arias.
"Then let's ride 'em cowboys!" Sora shouted as he casted Thunder on two Hook Bats.
Everyone jumped onto the staircases and slid down, Pacha doing so on Turtle Kuzco's shell.
Riku blasted three Shadows with a Wind Tracer spell, Donald blasted three Hook Bats with a Thundaga Shot spell from his staff, and Goofy threw his shield to slice away two Flower Riders.
"We got company!" Ven shouted, pointing ahead.
At the end there were three guards at the bottom, weapons in hand. Behind them stood 20 Shadow Heartless.
Pacha took out another vial. " Oh, please be something with wings." he muttered as he ducked down and shoved the potion into Kuzco's beak.
Isa used his claymore to summon a moonbeam to knock the guard away, allowing Mickey and Minnie to both cast Double Blizzaga to destroy the Heartless.
At that time, another puff of pink smoke surrounded Kuzco, transforming him again.
"Yeah! We're flyin'!" Kuzco cheered, flapping his new wings… only to realize that he was a tiny bird the size of Pacha's hand. "Uh-oh!"
Kuzco and Pacha fell and slammed onto a statue that hung over a doorway. They sild off and hit the ground.
"Ooh!" everyone winced as they landed by them.
"You two alright?" asked Naminé.
"We're just fine." said Pacha.
"But we got trouble!" Kuzco shouted as five Shadow Heartless charged at them.
"Stand back!" shouted Roxas as he used Oathkeeper and Oblivion to cast Double Firaga to blast them away.
"Nice shot Rox'." Lea praised.
"Wiat that all said and done, we're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials. I'm picking the next one!" Kuzco said to Pacha.
"Fine by me!" Pacha said as Kuzco looked at the pile of potions. "Give me that one!"
Pacha took out the vial, uncorked it and fed it to Kuzco. In a large puff of pink some, there stood in his place a giant red whale. Everyone started in shock.
"Don't you say a word." Kuzco warned.
"Wasn't gonna… anymore." Lea replied.
There was a cracking sound.
"Do you guys hear that?" asked Naminé.
They looked down and saw that the stone was cracking under Whale-Kuzco's weight.
The bridge broke as the group screamed in alarm as they fell into the canal below.
Yzma ran to the bottom of the stairs and looked down over the edge of the broken bridge. "Quick! Drain the canals!" she ordered.
Everyone swam through the water, trying to get to the surface. Pacha grabbed another vial and swam over to Kuzco.
"Open up!" he said.
Pacha poured the vial into Kuzco's mouth and the emperor drank it. There was a puff of smoke before everyone emerged from the water.
"Wait, where's Kuzco?" asked Xion.
A llama head poked out of the water.
"Yay! I'm a llama again!" Kuzco cheered before he realized what he just said. "Wait…"
"So sad really." came a familiar voice. "All your attempts to make things right in this world and yet you're struggling.
Everyone looked up and saw Luxord standing on a platform.
"The cards don't seem to be in your favor as they are with Yzma." Luxord mused, shuffling some cards.
"Luxord!" Sora exclaimed as the party climbed out of the water.
"As emperor, I order you to get out of my kingdom!" Kuzco demanded.
"I don't take orders from a llama." Luxord said, shuffling his cards. "And as far as the kingdom's concerned, you're dead."
"We'll undo Yzma's lies and deception one way or another!" Sora said determinedly.
"And you're out-numbered Luxord." Riku added. "Sora kicked Magica's ass and she's out for the count."
"And even if you do get any Heartless or Nobodies to help you, we can take them down easily." Kairi added.
Luxord chuckled. "Perhaps. But I'm not like the other Nobodies, especially with a piece of Xehanort's heart inside me. And even if the cards do seem to be in your favor, the order of the deck can always change. Like so."
Suddenly, a bunch of cards came from both the left and right of the channel coming towards Sora and Co. Sora, Kuzco, and Pacha got out of the way, but the giant cards surrounded the rest of Sora's team, trapping them.
"Let's shuffle the deck, shall we?" Luxord smirked, snapping his fingers.
The giant cards parted, revealing Riku, Kairi, and the other Keybalde Masters trapped within them, terrified expression on their faces.
"Guys! No!" Sora cried in horror.
"Oh my goodness!" Pacha exclaimed.
"Aah! They became card pictures!" Kuzco screamed.
"And you three will be joining them very soon." Luxord said as he summoned Gambler's Luck in his right hand.
Sora summoned Nano Gear and got into a fighting position.
"Pacha, toss me the vials!" he said.
Pacha tossed all the vials at Sora and the brunette used a Zero Gravity spell to make them slowly fall into his pants pocket.
"Whoa, how did they all fit in there?!" Kuzco asked in bewilderment.
"Magic garments from three magic fairies." Sora replied before getting into a fighting position. "You ready to take on a member of Organization XIII?" he asked Kuzco and Pacha.
"If it means protecting my family and my people!" said Pacha, getting into a fighting stance.
"Your people are my people too buddy!" Kuzco said, getting into a llama-fighting position.
(Luxord Boss Fight from Kingdom Hearts II plays)
Information: Defeat Luxord and save your friends
Party Members:
Sora
Kuzco
Pacha
Luxord casted Meteor against the group of three who quickly tried to dodge it. Using this distraction, Luxord sent a bunch more cards their way. Sora slashed at them while Kuzco jumped and ducked from them. Pacha punched them away before he charged at Luxord. Luxord slashed at Pacha with his Keyblade, but Sora came to the village leader's aid by bashing Luxord with his Keyblade twice before he casted Thundaga, sending the Nobody flying back. Luxord got up and casted Thundaga Shot at Sora, only to get geadbutted by Kuzco. Luxord sent more cards at the trio. Sora slashed them away while Kuzco and Pacha ducked. Kuzco ran at Luxord, dodging exploding cards along the way. He swerved around and then back kicked Luxord in the chest. Luxord snarled as he blasted Kuzco to the side with a Blizzaga spell. Then, Pacha tackled Luxord, socked him in the face, and then threw him to the side. The Gambler of Fate snarled as he blasted Pacha back with a Dark Firaga spell. Luxord tried to strike the village leader with large gambling dice, only for Kuzco to shove Pacha out of the way before Sora blasted the dice with a Firaga spell. Sora then ran at Luxord and casted Fission Firaga against him. The blonde-haired Nobody tried to get up just as Kuzco tackled him to the ground, headbutting him in the face. Luxord snarled as he blasted the emperor with a Deep Freeze spell. Pacha then held Luxord in a headlock, both of them staggering around. Pacha then socked the Nobody in the face before he shoved him away, allowing Sora to get a clear shot at blasting the Organization member with a Wind Tracer spell. Luxord gritted his teeth as he got up and he and Sora locked Keyblades, sword fighting with them a bit before Luxord shoved the brunette away, forcing Sora onto the ground. Luxord was about to blast him with a Mega Flare spell when Pacha tackled him, forcing him to the ground. Luxord slipped out and sent a wave of cards Pacha's way, farchign him against a wall. Using this distraction, Kuzco ran up behind Luxord and head butted him to the ground. Luxord turned around and was met with several hooves to the face. He then grabbed Kuzco by his long neck and threw him to the side.
"Face it you wretched brats, the cards are not in your favor." Luxord said as he threw more explosive cards at the trio, forcing them to retreat.
"This guy is nuts!" shouted Kuzco, ducking from the exploding cards.
"Any ideas on how to stop this guy?" asked Pacha.
"Leave that to me!" said Sora, clutching his Keyblade.
Sora held up Nano Gear and then summoned multiple portals, allowing beams of microbots to strike Luxord from multiple sides. Luxord tried to toss more explosive cards at Sora, but the brunette tossed Nano Gear up and it turned into a mini spacecraft, flying around in it for a bit before it transformed into its Nano Arms form. Luxord summoned another dice to get Sora, but he was able to slash it away. As Sora landed on the ground, Nano Gear returned to normal. Luxord seethed as he used his Keyblade to send orbvs of darkness launching at Sora. Sora dodged them with ease as he summoned a portal he jumped through up above, which then transformed into an orb of portals, arms of microbots destroying the orbs and striking Luxord against the wall. Before Luxord could recover, Sora came out of the nano-portal again and knocked the Nobody out with a Raging Storm spell.
(Luxord Boss Fight from Kingdom Hearts II ends)
Sora landed on the ground, dismissing his Keyblade.
Kuzco whistled, impressed.
"Now those were awesome moves." he said.
"Way to beat the bad guy Sora." Pacha praised.
"Thanks." Sora smiled.
At that moment, the cards containing the rest of Sora's friends disappeared as the 19 Keyblade Masters appeared and fell into the water. Their heads popped out of the water, gasping for air.
"Gawrsh, what happened?" asked Goofy.
"Were we just playing cards?" asked Lea.
"Luxord did turn you into cards. Kuzco, Pacha, and I kicked his butt." Sora replied.
Isa glanced at the fallen Nobody. "Sure looks like you did." he mused.
Suddenly, they heard what sounded like stone grinding and water draining.
"Uh, what's that noise?" Daisy asked nervously.
Suddenly, they were all caught in a whirlpool that was pulling them down.
"What's going on?!" Myde shrieked.
"We're going dooooooowwwwwwwwnnn!" Riku shouted as they fell down into a hole at the bottom of the channel.
"GUYS!" Sora shouted as he jumped into the water channel after them. Kuzco and Pacha followed suit.
Wide jets of water poured out of the nose top part of the palace. The water ran down the stairs and into town.
Soon, the large party fell through the flooded out of the channel. Half the group grabbed onto the ledge and held on then caught the other half by the arms when they went through.
Yzma hopped down and pointed down the hole they fell through. "There they go! After them!" she shouted back to the guards.
"Come on, men!" one of the guards, who had been turned into a lizard, said encouragingly, "No one lives forever! Charge!"
The guards ran down into the funnel leading down and out of the channel, but they all lost their footing and slid through the hole, shouting as they fell.
Angry at the failure of the guards, Yzma pulled a curtain down, tied it to a statue above the funnel, and, holding onto the other end and placing a discarded sword between her teeth, dropped through the hole. In a mad rage, she ran up the side of the building, still holding onto the curtain, and quickly made her way up to the landing.
Meanwhile, Sora, Kuzco, Pacha, and Co. had managed to climb over to the wall on the sides.
"What a ride!" exclaimed Max.
"Looks like they won't be our problem anymore." said Ven.
"Come on, let's check the potions." said Naminé.
Everyone managed to climb the outer face of the building until they came upon a flat landing which made up the palace's unibrow.
Sora took out the vials and set them on the ground, seeing only about a dozen left.
"OK, it's gotta be in here." he said as he uncorked one and put a drop of the potion in Donald's beak, transforming him into a rabbit.
"Aww!" the girls gushed.
"That's not it." said Ven as he picked up another potion and gave it to Donald, turning him into a macaw.
Mickey turned Donald into a vulture.
Daisy turned him into a tree frog.
Riku - Chicken
Terra - Squirrel
Isa - Coyote
Kairi - Lion
Goofy - Llama
"Gawrsh, Yzma has a lot of llama potions." Goofy commented.
"Llamas are pretty much the main animals in this village Dad." said Max as he made Donald drink another vial, turning him into a gremlin, much to everyone's surprise. "I don't even know where she got this idea." he muttered.
"Three left." said Xion as she grabbed another vial and poured it in Donald's mouth, transforming him back into a duck.
"Ah, my regular skin and feathers." Donald said happily, shaking his tail feathers.
Pacha grabbed the last two vials and turned to Kuzco. "OK, only 2 left. It's gotta be one of these."
Suddenly, Yzma appeared, swinging over the group and came down between Kuzco and Pacha, kicking them with both her legs to knock them away. Pacha dropped the potions as he was kicked back, landing in between the two. Kuzco gasped and tried to run toward it. Sora and Co. were about to run at Yzma, but she had already dove for the potions. Kuzco did as well at the same time. They bumped into each other and tumbled on the landing for a moment.
"Get her out of here!" Terra yelled.
Terra, Lea, and Roxas were about to grab Yzma and get her off of Kuzco when they pushed each other off and Yzma inadetevelty fell on top of one of the potions.
"NO!" everyone cried.
But it was too late. The potion exploded in an enormous blast that was tinged with a dark aura. Purple smoke was everywhere.
A similar laugh echoed around the center of the cloud, chilling everyone to their bones. But when the smoke cleared, standing in Yzma's place was a small lavender kitten.
"Meow." it meowed.
The guys all burst out laughing while the girls cooed.
"Can you say 'Cop out.'?" Lea joked.
"I'll take that." Kuzco smirked, taking the last vial.
"This is the one. This'll change you back to a human." said Pacha.
Suddenly, Yzma threw herself at Kuzco and started clawing his face.
"Ow! Hey, get her off!" Kuzco cried.
"Get off of him you crazy cat!" said Riku as he tried to help get Yzma off, only for her to scratch his cheek.
"Get over here Yzma!" said Aqua as she tried as well only for Yzma to scratch her nose.
"Bad kitty!" Minnie scowled as she managed to grab Yzma, only for her to scuffle around the queen's head and jumped off, leaving Minnie dazed and she fell into Mickey's hands.
After jumping off of Minnie, Yzma was caught by Lea.
"Got you, ya literal pussy!" Lea sneered, only for Yzma to bite his arm, making him shout in pain.
Goofy was able to catch Yzma in a bear hug, but she slipped out of his arms. She jumped onto Kuzco again before Pacha tried to pull her off, only for the human-turned-cat to sink her claws into his arm. The village leader stumbled back before fell off the ledge, though he was lucky enough to catch around the shape of the right eye.
"Pacha!" cried Kairi.
"We'll get ya!" said Sora.
No sooner did Sora say that, numerous flying Heartless began to come towards the palace. Flutterlings, Gargoyles, Margolyes, Gargoyle Warriors, Chief Puffs, and even the Paralysis Platoon came towards them.
"Oh come on!" growled Max, summoning Fenrir.
"Not these freaks again!" groaned Lea, summoning Flame Liberator.
"We have to stop them!" said Naminé, summoning Shooting Star.
"What about Pacha?" asked Goofy, summoning Royal Radiance and Night's Shield.
"I'll be fine! Just stop them before they hurt someone!" said Pacha.
"Ok, but we'll be quick!" said Xion, summoning Lost Memory.
Everyone summoned their weapons and hopped on their gliders as they began to fight the Heartless.
"Drink the potion!" Pacha called up to Kuzco.
"OK, OK!" Kuzco nodded. He looked down then saw that the potion was gone. "Aah! Where did it go?! Where is it?!" he cried.
"Looking for this?" came a squeaky voice.
Everyone stopped and looked over to see that it was Yzma who had spoken. The old lady-turned- little kitty was holding the potion, but was surprised at how high and squeaky her voice sounded. Even the Heartless stopped to see it. The girls couldn't help but giggle.
"Is that my voice?" Yzma coughed. "Is that my voice? Oh, well." she shrugged before holding the potion over the edge.
"No! Don't drop it!" Kuzco shouted.
"I'm not going to drop it, you fool!" Yzma snapped back. "I'm going to drink it. And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU ALL!" She flashed a surprisingly terrifying grin full of sharp teeth and laughed. She bit onto the cork and tugged, but it stretched, refusing to come out. She pulled with her paw, but it still would not budge. She put it down and stomped on it, then threw it against the wall in frustration. It bounced off and went flying out. Yzma gasped and jumped after it, only to then remember that there was nothing below her for several hundred feet. "Uh-oh," she muttered with wide eyes before she fell, screaming all the way down.
The vial bounced off a wall and slid off a curved ledge which sent it flying parallel to the wall but still within range, though Yzma sailed past that ledge. It bounced off of walls until it landed on a small ledge.
Kuzco tried to run after it just as Heartless got in his way. Snarling, Kuzco tried to hheadbutt them away, but there were too many.
Sora, Mickey, Roxas, and Aqua tried to help fend the Heartless off so Kuzco could reach the potion.
Sora casted Magnera to get some Flutterlings away from the llama and then killed them with one swing of his Keyblade. Some Gargoyles tried to dive down at Kuzco, but Mickey blasted them away with a Wind Tracer spell. Aqua tried to help get the potion to Kuzco, but several Gargoyle Warriors got in her away, flying around her in circles to block her path. The bluehead raised Stormfall up and used an Exo Spark spell to stun them. Ven came to her aid and casted Thunder Tracer to finish them off.
But more Heartless kept coming and prevented them from helping Kuzco and Pacha.
"Go away you little shits!" Lea hissed as he used Fission Firaga on some of the Paralysis Platoon.
"These things are impossible to bear with!" said Myde as he casted Wateraga on some Gargoyle Warriors.
"You'd get used to it!" said Goofy as he tossed his shield, slashing away some Chief Puffs.
Kuzco reached the nearest ledge to the vial and stretched out his arm to grab it. But it was just barely out of reach. He looked down to see how far down the drop was and then spotted Pacha starting to slip down the curved side.
"Kuzco!" Pacha called, starting to lose his crip.
Everyone could only watch in horror. But Sora and his team couldn't get there in time as there were too many Heartless in their way.
"Be right there! Give me a minute!" Kuzco called as he reached as far as he could.
The vial rocked back and forth.
Kuzco tried his best, but it was no use.
"Kuzco! KUZCO!" Pacha screamed as his arm slipped and he was hanging with one hand.
Suddenly, his fingers slipped and he began to fall when two hooves clapped themselves hover his hand. Pacha looked up and saw, to his relief, that Kuzco had come for him.
"Nice job Kuzco!" praised Sora as he blasted some of the Paralysis Platoon with a Triple Pursuit spell.
"We knew you had it in ya!" Mickey praised, ducking from some Flutterlings before he blasted them with a Thundaga Burst spell.
"Hey, it was the right thing to do, wasn't it?" Kuzco chuckled as he managed to get Pacha to safety.
Pacha then saw the potion about to fall off the ledge.
"The vial!" he gasped.
To everyone's horror, the vial fell over.
At that time, Yzma was still falling, screaming all the way as she neared the ground.
On the ground at the front door, a delivery man with a cart full of trampolines was writing something down on a clipboard.
A guard whose post was at the front door was annoyed.
"For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline." he stated, annoyed.
"You know, pal, you could have told me that before I set it up." the delivery man retorted.
Yzma then landed on the trampoline before it sprung her back into the air, still screaming in terror. As she flew through the air, she suddenly caught the potion. She saw what she had in her paw and began to laugh maniacally as she free past Kuzco, Pacha, Sora, his tema, and the Heartless, much to the 22's shock. Yzma's victory was cut short she she crashed onto the bottom of the unibrow section, dropping the potion which landed on another ledge.
"The vial!" Pacha gasped before smirking at Kuzco. "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?"
Kuzco smirked back. He was.
They turned back-to-back, locked their arms, and began to walk up through the pattern of the palace like they did at the cliffs yesterday.
Yzma regained her senses and saw what was going on. The lavender kitten scurried for the potion.
Just as they reached the edge, Kuzco pushed back with his back so the village leader could get the vial, only for Yzma to scoop it up with her paw.
"Ah ha ha ha ha!" Yzma cackled. "I win." she smiled wickedly.
Then out of nowhere, a blue circle window opened by Kronk, slamming her against the wall, causing her to throw the vial inadvertently.
"Whoa." Kronk mused, looking around.
Pacha caught the vial. "Got it!" he said, much to Kuzco's happiness.
"What are the odds of that trapdoor leading me out here?" Kronk commented as he stepped out.
Naminé destroyed four Flutterlings with an Ignite spell. Xion blasted six Chief Puffs with a Dark Firaga spell. Roxas finished off the last of the Margolyes with a Deep Freeze spell. That was the last of the Heartless slain as the 20 Keyblade wielders joined Kuzco, Pacha, and Kronk on the ledge.
"Nice of you to join us Kronk." Mickey said.
"Uh thanks." Kronk replied.
"All the Heartless are gone." said Xion.
"And we see you got the potion." said Kairi.
"We sure did." said Pacha as he uncorked the vial and handed it to Kuzco, who took it in his hooves.
"Well, see ya on the other side." Kuzco said as he drank the vial.
In a puff of pink smoke, everyone watched as the potion took effect. The smoke then disappeared and in its place stood an 18-year-old male with long black hair reaching his neck. He had turquoise earrings, a red royal robe-like outfit with a gold top, and black sandals with gold ankle covers.
Sora and his team were amazed.
"Oh yeah baby I am back!" Kuzco cheered.
"So this is your human form." surmised Terra.
"Sure is! And I am loving every moment of it!" Kuzco grinned.
"We can tell." said Aqua.
"And I couldn't have done it without any of you." Kuzco said gratefully, looking at everyone.
"It's our job to help people." said Sora. "And it's all worth it in the end."
"It's something you can get used to." offered Pacha.
"I think I will." Kuzco grinned.
"So uh… no hard feelings or something?" Kronk asked. "I mean, I usually just take these jobs to you know, make a living, and being a bad guy doesn't really pay as well as cooking and-"
"Kronk, Kronk, Kronk, easy buddy, no hard feelings." Kuzco interrupted.
"Yeah you're not really a bad guy." said Mickey. "You were just working for the wrong person."
"You know, if you don't like being a villain, you can always work at Mudka's." Pacha said.
"Yeah, they really need to update their menu." said Myde.
"Ooh! I like the sound of that!" Kronk said before gasping. "Ooh, do you think they'll like my spinach puffs?! I've been trying to perfect the recipe."
"They sound delicious." smiled Kairi.
"Uh guys, something's going on down there." said Oswald.
"Where?" asked Kuzco.
"At the bottom of the hill." the lucky rabbit replied.
The group of 23 looked down and saw something black and wavy at the bottom of the hill the palace was on.
"Looks like a corridor of darkness." said Lea, frowning. "We'd better check it out."
"Good idea." nodded Riku.
Quickly, the group ran down the mountain and stopped when they arrived at the corridor.
"Who's there?!" demanded Sora, summoning Kingdom Key.
"Show yourself!" said Riku, summoning Braveheart.
Coming out of the corridor was Pete and Mortimer.
"Well if it ain't the troublesome travelers." mused Pete.
"Well ha-cha-cha, they got the emperor back to human." added Mortimer. "Not that it matters anymore."
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Naminé.
"Yeah, I'm back and large and in charge again." Kuzco said.
Pete cackled. "You pipsqueaks think that this changes anything? We always have tricks up our sleeves." he said. "You won't be emperor for long."
"And this world won't be out of harms way either." said Mortimer. The tall mouse then walked back through the corridor.
"What's he doing?" asked Daisy.
Mortimer suddenly came back with Kitty-Yzma in his hands, who was still in a daze after getting squashed earlier. He then set her on the ground.
"What are you doing with Yzma?" asked Ven.
"Show 'em how it's done Petey." Mortimer smirked.
Pete grinned evilly as he snapped his fingers.
Cat Yzma suddenly glowed a black aura, much to everyone's shock.
"Uh, what's happening to Yzma?" Max asked nervously.
"Oh we're just giving her an upgrade." Pete smirked.
Cat Yzma was surrounded by a black magic swirl that began to grow until it was at least 7-8 feet tall. The swirl disappeared to reveal a large Heartless that was in the shape of a purple and lavender cat-like creature with antennas, bright yellow eyes, large claws, and vials filled with pink liquid stuck all around it.
Everyone stared at the new Heartless in shock.
"Oh my goodness!" cried Minnie.
"Oh man, they just turned Yzma from a tiny cat into a ginormous Heartless!" cried Myde.
"Enjoy playing with the Potion Master!" Pete cackled.
"Yeah, this doozy of a Heartless is full of surprises." nodded Mortimer.
As if to prove the two villains right, the Potion Master threw three vials on the ground, which exploded, revealing several Shadow, Soldier, and Rapid Thruster Heartless as the smoke cleared.
"This potions can spawn Heartless!" gasped Aqua.
Goofy tapped the side of his head with his palm, hamboning a message that translated to, "Oh ⭐️*#%$!" (3)
"We've been getting creative." Mortimer chuckled.
"You chumps ain't got a chance!" laughed Pete.
Sora and Riku clutched their signature Keyblades. Kairi summoned Destiny's Embrace, Roxas summoned Two Become One, Xion summoned Lost Memory, Ven summoned Frolic Flame, Aqua summoned Master's Defender, Terra summoned Darkgnaw, Lea summoned Flame Liberator, Naminé summoned Shooting Star, Isa summoned Blue Moon, Myde summoned Mystic Water, Mickey summoned Kingdom Key W, Donald summoned Wisdom Staff and Unbound, Goofy summoned Chain Gear and Royal Radiance, Minnie summoned Starlight, Daisy summoned Spellbinder, Max summoned Fenrir, Oswald summoned Classic Tone, and Ortensia summoned Zero/One.
"We're willing to take that chance!" said Sora.
Kuzco and Pacha got into fighting positions with their fists.
"Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em I guess." Kronk shrugged as he copied the emperor and village leader.
Then, Kuzco and Pacha felt their arms twitch.
"Hey, uh are you two ok?" Kronk asked.
"Dunno, my arm feels weird." said Kuzco.
"So does mine, did I sprain it?" Pacha asked, confused.
Suddenly, in bright flashes, Keyblade appeared in the emperor and village leader's hands!
Kuzco's Keyblade had a base designed after his throne with the teeth being his crown, the base was similar to his palace minus the face with a black handle, a red string chain, and a llama keychain.
Pacha's Keyblade had a golden llama as the case with the head as the teeth, plus Kuzco's crown on top of it's head, a red and blue handle covered in a red-cloth design with gold trimming to be the base, a royal structure design at the bottom, a black chain, and his house as the Keychain.
"Whoa!" gasped Pacha.
"Whoa-boy where did this come from?!" exclaimed Kuzco.
Sora and Co. gasped in surprise.
"Didn't see that coming." said Ven.
"You'd think we'd be used to it by now." murmured Minnie.
"So you two are this world's chosen weidlers." murmured Kairi.
"This world? Chosen wielders?" asked Kuzco.
"What are you talking about?" asked Pacha.
"We'll explain later." said Sora.
Pete and Mortimer, while surprised by Kuzco and Pacha's new weapons, just chuckled.
"Two more wannabe Keyblades won't be much help here!" said Mortimer.
"You'll just be biding your time!" laughed Pete.
The two toons were suddenly blasted back by a Fission Firaga spell, knocking them out.
"They were done talking." Xion said as she brought her Keyblade back towards her.
"You guys ready to fight these things?" asked Sora.
"I know I am!" said Donald.
"Me too!" said Goofy.
Everyone else nodded in agreement.
"Uh, how do we fight with these things?" asked Kuzco.
"Use them like swords!" said Roxas.
"But what about the spells you guys cast?" asked Pacha.
"They'll come to you from your heart." replied Oswald.
"Ok got it." Pacha nodded.
"You need a weapon Kronk?" asked Donald.
"Nah I think I'll be fine with my muscles." Kronk said.
"Gotcha." said Sora.
"Let's show this creep that you don't come into my kingdom and hurt my people!" said Kuzco.
"Let's go!" said Sora.
(Hostile Program Boss Fight from Kingdom Hearts II plays)
Mission: Defeat the Potion Master and any Heartless it spawns.
Playable Characters:
Sora
Donald Duck
Goofy
Riku
King Mickey
Kairi
Ventus
Terra
Aqua
Roxas
Lea
Xion
Isa
Myde
Naminé
Queen Minnie
Daisy Duck
Max
Oswald
Ortensia
Party Members:
Kuzco
Pacha
Assistants:
Kronk
The Shadows charged forward. Sora casted Blizzard against three of them before he slashed them into smithereens. Kairi countered the rest of the Shadows as they jumped at her, blasting them with Zero Graviga before she finished them off with a Flower Shoot spell. Mickey was surrounded by some Soldiers before he jumped up and used Exo Spark to electrocute them. Daisy ran circles around said Heartless as she slashed them away. The Rapid Thrusters flew around the group like buzzing bees. Lea used his fire magic to light them on fire while Myde destroyed them with a Watera spell. Seeing an opening, Xion ran at the Potion Master and casted Quake against it. The giant Heartless tried to slam its claws at Xion as she jumped out of the way. Donald shared forward, using both weapons to unleash Double Thundaga at the Potion Master, making it stagger back. Max came to Donald's help as he jumped up and fired a Crawling Fire spell.
The Potion Master jumped forward, slamming the ground, making the heroes stumble back before it tossed four more vials. The vials exploded, creating more Heartless. Fiery Globes, Earth Cores, Darkballs, and Bag O' Coals were spawned.
Riku charged at some Fiery Globes, slashing at them before he was suddenly piled on by the Heartless. Riku burst out of the pile, leapt up, and then destroyed them with a Firaga Burst spell. Terra and Aqua dashed out of the way of some Darkballs charging at them. But then the Darkballs reduced themselves to purple clouds before they expanded and attacked them in a berserking manner. Aqua and Terra quickly recovered and combined their magic to launch a Double Firaga spell to destroy them. Goofy was surrounded by Bag O' Coal Heartless as he tossed his shield around to slash them. They jumped at Goofy, who jumped out of the way as he tried slashing them with his Keyblade. The captain of the guard then performed his Goofy-Tornado technique to bash them away before he raised his Keyblade to finish them off with a Balloonga spell. Roxas and Ven worked together to fend off against the Flame Cores as they knocked them against their stairs up to the palace. Roxas fired orbs of light at them to hold them off as Ven weakened them further with a Poison spell. The two look-alikes then combined their magic to unleash a Double Blizzaga spell to finish them off.
Seeing another opening, Oswald ran at the Potion Master and casted Meteor to distract it. Isa assisted the lucky rabbit as he casted Tornado Tracer. The Potion Master snarled as it thrashed Isa and Oswald away with its claws, injuring them. Naminé ran up to the massive Heartless and casted Fission Firaga at its face, temporarily blinding it. Minnie and Ortensia then ran up to it from behind the former Nobody. They each casted a barrage of Sprakaga spells at its claws. The Portion Master stomped against the ground, making the three Keyblade Masters stagger before they were all suddenly kicked away onto the ground. The giant Heartless was then struck from behind by Blizzard spells. It turned around to see Kuzco and Pacha aiming their Keyblades at them. As it brought its claws down, they jumped out of the way. Pacha tried blinding the Heartless as he blasted a Fire spell at its eyes. Kuzco then tried blasting it from all sides with Thunder spells. Kronk then jumped onto the Potion Master as this happened, taking off the vials from its body so it wouldn't have any ammo. Kronk then tried to crush the vials in his hands with his strength or throw them at the ground.
"Hey this hero work is kinda fun." Kronk commented.
The Potion Master snarled as it grabbed Kronk and threw him into Pacha. It then used its claws to knock Kuzco off of his feet. It then grabbed more vials and them at the ground, exploding. The smoke cleared to reveal more Heartless; Large Bodies, Reversed Warlocks, Eliminators, Windstorms, and Gummi Copters. They surrounded the heroes.
"Let's finish this!" shouted Mickey, raising his Keyblade.
"Everyone split up!" said Riku.
They split up into five groups.
Mickey slashed at some of the Large Bodies before he casted Esuna at them, though they managed to sock him on the face a few times, kmncoming him away. Sora came to his friend's aid and casted Wateraga against them. The Large Bodies slammed themselves against Sora, sending him hurtling back. But as they did, they didn't see Terra use a Quake spell to launch them into the air where Myde then used a Raging Storm spell to send them crashing into the ground where they were destroyed.
Kairi ran at some of the Windstorms as she unleashed an Ice Barrage spell, making them stumble around before they knocked her into a building. But their victory didn't last as Lea casted Crawling Fire spells at them to hold them off before he was knocked onto his side by them, rolling on the ground until he hit the palace steps. Max skateboarded around the heartless so he could dodge their attacks and casted Thundaga Shot on each one every chance he got. Donald then slashed them with his Keyblade and bashed them with his staff until he finished them off with a Triple Thundaga Spell.
Xion dodged some slashes from the Reverse Warlocks before she casted Tornado to hold them off. Roxas assisted the old Organization's former Number XIV as he jumped up and casted Blizzaga Bursuit against them. Before the Heartless could attack back, Goofy threw his shield around and they were slashed from all sides. The Reverse Warlocks suddenly spun around in the air, their fists flailing as they whacked the three friends in their faces, sending them to the ground. They were suddenly hit with multiple Fire spells. They looked back and saw Kuzco holding his Keyblade out with a smirk on his face. Before they could attack him, Kuzco ducked to the side, allowing Aqua to run up and then cast Waterera to finish them off.
Oswald repeatedly dodged the Gummi Copters' attacks as he tried to fire at both them and the Gummi Blocks they were dropping with orbs of light. Ortensia came to her husband's aid and they both casted Dark Firaga spells that destroyed the yellow Gummi Copters. Isa then came to help them as he casted multiple Cyclone spells that wrecked the red Gummi Copters. They were suddenly blasted away by Gummi Blocks dropped by the blue ones until Minnie used a Magnet spell to get them away from the trio and she managed to use her strength to throw them all the way towards the front of the palace where they were destroyed. The black Gummi Copters were about to open fire on them when Pacha slashed them multiple times into smithereens.
Daisy casted various Mega Flare spells at some of the Eliminators while dodging their attacks. But the female duck didn't see one of their shields coming at her until she was slammed by one into the ground. Naminé came to Daisy's aid as she casted Meteor at the Eliminators. They ran at the two heroines, only for Ven to charge at them with a Triple Plasma spell that managed to weaken them. They suddenly bashed Ven multiple times with their shields before one sent him crashing into Naminé and Daisy. But before any of them could attack the trio, Kronk came to their rescue. He put one Eliminator in a headlock and wrestled it to the ground. Kronk then took it's shield and managed to bash the other Eliminators in their faces before he caught one's arms. The two struggled against each other, pushing each other back. Kronk was then swung off his feet and thrown to the side. But before the Heartless could kill any of the four, they were struck with a Blackout spell, disorienting them. Ven, Naminé, Daisy, and Kronk turned to see that it was Riku who had cast it before he unleashed a Transcendence spell that finished the Heartless off.
The 23 fighters regrouped.
"We have to stop that Heartless before it sends more Heartless our way!" said Aqua.
"Aqua's right, we need to weaken it somehow." nodded Terra.
"Then let's give this monster the Master Mayhem!" Sora said to Mickey.
Mickey grinned, clutching Kingdom Key W. "I like the way you think, Sora." he said.
Sora and Mickey charged forwards. The two Keyblade Masters jumped into the air and had their Keyblades float in the air as they summoned enough light energy before sending a blast of it towards the Potion Master, knocking it back about 10 feet.
"Give me strength!" shouted Sora.
Then, Sora's version of Oathkeeper and Oblivion summoned in front of Sora. He grabbed Oblivion while Mickey grabbed Oathkeeper.
"Together!" shouted Mickey.
The two then sent powerful beams of light in the Potion Master's direction, knocking it to the ground.
Sora and Mickey landed as Oathkeeper and Oblivion dismissed on their own and their respective Keyblades returned to their grasps.
"Will that be enough?" asked Kronk.
The Potion Master suddenly got up and slammed the ground, making everyone stumble and fall over. It then unleashed its claws, slashing them, the impact sending them flying across the area.
Sora, Kuzco, and Pacha got up.
"Kuzco! Pacha!" he called.
"Right behind ya Sora!" said Pacha.
"Let's do this!" Kuzco grinned.
The three charged at the massive Heartless, clutching their Keyblades. Kuzco and Pacha used their Keyblades to summon a large golden llama and the three jumped onto it. They held their weapons out as they flew around the Potion Master, blasting it with multiple light spells as it struggled to catch them. The three then hopped off the golden llama and floated in the air.
"Give me strength!" Sora said.
"Let's finish this!" said Pacha.
"Boom bam baby!" Kuzco cheered.
Their Keyblades enchanted the large golden llama as it glowed brightly before it was flung right at the Potion Master in a large explosion of pink smoke like the potions, finally ending the battle.
(Hostile Program Boss Fight from Kingdom Hearts II ends)
Sora, Kuzco, and Pacha landed on the ground as the smoke cleared. Sora ran over to his friends and casted Curaga to heal them. They all began to get up.
"You guys alright?" Sora asked.
"Yeah, we're fine." said Naminé as the team dismissed their weapons.
"That was a pretty good combo, you three." Mickey said, impressed.
"Yeah, very creative." Daisy said in agreement.
"What are you gonna call it?" asked Goofy.
Sora, Kuzco, and Pacha traded glances.
"I think we'll call it…" Pacha began.
"Groove of Light." Kuzco said. "Because this emperor's got a new groove!"
"Not bad." mused Oswald. "And what will you call your Keyblades?"
Kuzco and Pacha studied their Keyblades.
"I think I'll call mine Emperor's Crown." Kuzco replied.
"And I'll call mine Golden Llama." said Pacha.
"Good choices." Kairi said approvingly.
They all then heard a corridor of darkness open. They turned and saw Luxord come out of a corridor, taking an unconscious cat Yzma in his hands.
"Gonna try to do anything to us Luxord?" Isa asked.
"Not now." Luxord replied. "You may have won this battle, but the biggest one is yet to come."
"And we'll be ready for it." said Lea, tapping the side of his head. "Got it memorized?"
Luxord just smirked as he walked back through the corridor with Yzma.
"Hey wait for us!" came a familiar deep voice.
Everyone jumped as Pete and Mortiemr followed Luxord through the corridor before it closed.
"Glad they're finally gone." said Kuzco. "Anyways, now that I'm back, I gotta take care of a few things."
Kuzco then made his way up to the palace.
"What do you think he means by that?" asked Oswald.
"Guess we'd better take a look." said Mickey.
With that, the group of 22 made their way up the stairs.
Some time later, Kuzco was showing an eledelry man dressed in blue clothing and a blue hat with a wooden cane to the door. He had apologized to him for getting him thrown out the window for throwing off his groove.
Kuzco was now also sporting a golden crown that looked like half of a circle but with a classic sun design.
"Oh, now, you-you... you stop being so hard on yourself. All is forgiven." the edelry man, Rudy, said.
"You're sure?" Kuzco asked, just to be sure.
"Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last." Rudy chuckled. "What can I say? I'm a rebel." he added, pumping his fists.
"Whoa-ho-ho, tiger." Kuzco chuckled before Rudy punched his arm. "Oh! Hey, I got to use that arm later. OK, buddy, take care."
Rudy smiled as he left. Kuzco chuckled. "Hehe, sweet guy."
Kuzco then noticed Pacha sitting near the model of the village. In the spot where his house was supposed to be was Kuxco's pool, Kuzcotopia. Pacha was sadly looking at the model of his house in his hands. Remembering how he acted towards Pacha last time, Kuzco knew he had to make things right.
The emperor walked towards the village leader.
"So, you lied to me." Kuzco said.
Pacha looked up, confused. "I did?"
"Yeah. You said 'when the sun hits this bridge just right, these hills sing.' Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills, and I did not hear any singing." Kuzco replied, putting on a mock pout. Pacha smiled knowingly. "So... I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill. Thank you." Kuzco said, taking off the Kuzcotopia building.
Pacha smiled as he handed Kuzcvo his model of his house. "Hmm. Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?" he asked.
"No, no, I'm sharp, I'm on it." Kuzco replied as he set Pacha's house back on the hill. "Looks like you and your family are stuck on that tuneless hilltop forever, pal."
Pacha smiled as Kuzco sat down next to him.
"You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us. In case you're interested." Pacha offered.
Kuzco pondered that when they heard someone clear their throat. The two turned and saw Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Naminé, Xion, Lea, Isa, Myde, Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Max, Oswald, and Ortensia watching them with proud smiles. It had been Riku who cleared his throat.
"How long have you been standing there?" asked Kuzco as he and Pacha got up.
"Whole time." Riku smirked.
"You do the right thing Kuzco." Mickey said proudly. "You still get to have your pool, but you don't have to force Pacha and his family out of their home."
"What can I say, we rulers have to look after our people." Kuzco replied. "And we leaders can learn from one another."
"We sure can." smiled Minnie.
"And thank you all so much for helping me get back and reclaim my empire." Kuzc said thankfully.
"And for helping me help him change his mind." Pacha added.
"We're glad to have helped." said Xion.
"As we said, helping others is what we do." added Terra.
At that moment, Kronk came into the room with a suitcase.
"Well I'm all packed up." he said. "Gonna try at get that job at Mudka's now that my employer's a cat."
"So you movin' out Kronk? You know you can always stay here." Kuzco said.
Kronk pondered Kuzco's offer. "Well I'll think about it." he said.
At that moment, the display table began to glow and then float into the air.
"Hey, would you look at that?" Kronk commented while Kuzco and Pacha looked surprised.
Sora and his team traded knowing looks.
Sora looked at Mickey. "You wanna do the honors?" he asked.
Mickey chuckled as he summoned Kingdom Key W. "I'd be honored to Sora." he said.
Mickey stepped forward and held his Keyblade out. A crown emblem appeared under his feet. The display table shot a beam into the air, revealing the world's keyhole. Mickey aimed Kingdom Key W at the keyhole as a beam of light shot out into it as a locking sound was heard.
"What was that?" asked Pacha.
"Your world is safe." said Sora.
"It also means our work here is done." added Mickey.
"Sad to see that you're going." said Pacha.
"Is there anything wer can do to thank you before you leave?" asked Kuzco.
Sora and Co. traded glances.
"Well there might be." said Riku. "We're starting our own army to stop our enemies that Luxord, Magica, Pete, Mortimer, and Yzma were working for. If you three wanna join, we'd be happy let you do so."
Kuzco, Pacha, and Kronk traded surprised glances.
"Well if it means protecting my empire then sure why not." Kuzco shrugged. "I can have the council be the real ones in charge in my absence."
"I'm game." Kronk said before gasping. "I can cook for them too!"
"I would join but I can't leave my family behind," said Pacha with a sorry look. "especially with my wife pregnant. I don't want them to get hurt."
Everyone gave Pacha sympathetic looks. Then, Mickey's face lit up.
"I have an idea." he said.
Lanes-In-Between:
The Gummiship sailed towards Disney Castle with Mickey at the controls, Sora in the co-pilot's chair, and Aqua at the weapon' chair. The three looked back and watched as their friends interacted with not just Kuzco, Pacha, and Kronk, but also Chicha, Chaca, and Tipo. Mickey's idea was that Pacha's family could come along but stay at the Secret Forest so they wouldn't get hurt. Kuzco had also left his crown behind.
They had also told the emperor and the villagers about their world-traveling and the villains they fought, Kronk helping confirm it. Thankfully, there were no hard feelings as they understood why they were quite about it to begin with.
"Wow, look at all those stars!" Tipo said in awe.
"They're so bright an beautiful!" said Chaca.
"I've never seen so many wonderful tiny things in my life." Kronk added, awed.
"Gotta say, you guys know how to travel." said Kuzco, looking around the Gummiship.
"This ship was specially designed to travel from world to world." said Kairi.
Pacha and Chicha strolled up to Sora, Mickey, and Aqua.
"Thank you again for allowing my family to come." Pacha said to Mickey. "I don't know what I'd do if something happened to them."
"And this way I'll know that our baby can grow up in a world free of the darkness you're fighting." added Chaca, rubbing her belly.
"Aw shucks, it was the least we could do." smiled Mickey.
"And you guys are gonna have a great time making new friends." added Sora. "Especially the kids."
"In the meantime, enjoy the ride." said Jiminy, popping up onto Son's shoulder.
"AH! DEMON BUG!" Kronk cried as he ran out of the cockpit and into the back of the ship.
Everyone just laughed knowingly.
To be continued…
Finally done with this world! Wow this one was hard to write! But so worth it for one of my favorite Disney movies that will hopefully become part of the Kingdom Hearts universe.
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Up next, after a visit from some old friends of the Duck/McDuck family, Sora and his team (along with nine tag-alongs) are about to find themselves in a world where the motto is:
We Scare, Because We Care.
Special dialogue thanks to:
Guest2000
Casualties of the Snap:
Pacha
Chicha
Chaca
Tipo
Mudka's Waitress
Upi (Pacha and Chicha's third child, who the latter was still pregnant with when the Snap occurred)
(1) The Naked Gun
(2) The Simpsons - Worst Episode Ever
(3) Gravity Falls - Society of the Blind Eye
Kuzco's Keyblade: r/KingdomHearts/comments/avatzx/fan_art_making_keyblades_for_worlds_not_in/
Pacha's Keyblade: New Groove: The Emperor's New Groove Keyblade by CheddarBBQ
In Loving Memory of:
William Hurt
(The Incredible Hulk, Captain America; Civil War, Avengers: Infinity War, Avengers: Endgame, and Black Widow)
March 20, 1950 – March 13, 2022
Dedicated to the victims in the Ukraine.
and
Reverend Wilbert Awdry
Creator of Thomas the Tank Engine and the first 26 Railway Series books
June 15, 1911 – March 21, 1997
25 years since his passing