Story 2, a guy tries to steal from the shopkeeper but gets the blicky pulled on himself
The Shopkeeper is a generally nice guy. He can have some banter with you and even give you a discount if you're nice. This time around, though, his client is the complete opposite. His name is Winningfan87. He's really low on supplies and has no cash to pay the Shopkeeper, so he decides to steal his stock. He walks up to him and waves.
Winningfan87: "Hey, dude!"
Shopkeeper: "Sup?"
Winningfan87: "It's fine, but I need some supplies, so I'd like to buy some of your stuff".
Shopkeeper: "Aight, what do you need?"
Winningfan87: "Two exit detectors, please".
Shopkeeper: "Alright-"
Winningfan87: "Wait, there's something there! It's coming! Run!"
Wnningfan87 points at a shadow that was really just a bent-over broken wall.
Shopkeeper: "Time to bail, then!"
As the Shopkeeper is about to leave his little stand, Winningfan87 takes all the item crates and runs for it, but he can't handle the weight and falls. The Shopkeeper notices and pulls out a 9mm.
Shopkeeper: "Where do you think you're going? You didn't pay!"
Winningfan87 gets up and tries to at least run away without getting shot and manages to cut a corner, making the Shopkeeper miss. He starts running as well.
Shopkeeper: "You're gonna pay the big bucks for that!"
The chase intensifies and gets to the point that they went back full circle to where it first started. Winningfan87 is very tired, but the Shopkeeper is still running. He catches up to him and shoots him in the head.
The Shopkeeper then puts all his stolen stock back and continues trying to attract customers: "Hey? Anyone? I've got some useful stuff you'd probably wanna buy! I'll give you a discount! By the way, ignore that dead guy over there, it wasn't me!"
