This is a leaked document that shows the entire roster of playable characters for the upcoming Mario Kart game on the Nintendo Switch 2.

Mario; Mario is back as usual for more racing fun. He plays how he usually does, however he also quips a lot more than usual; Mario says 'wahoo' and 'mama mia' about 10 times as much as he would in other games, this time around.

Toad; the mushroom headed servant of Princess Peach is back too. Not much is changed with him like Mario, however, Toad's voice is a lot more shrill and much louder than he's ever sounded before, and he opens his mouth a lot more this time too.

Donkey Kong; eagle-eyed Nintendo fans have noticed Donkey Kong's design has changed in this game, however thats not the only thing thats changed about DK; Donkey Kong's new vehicle in this game is a dirty banana, rotting away as he drives it. Donkey Kong also uses his 'nunchucks' as a weapon now, to strangle other racers. Donkey Kong also throws his poop at other racers as well, as all good apes should.

Link; Link plays just like he did in Mario Kart 8, however, he also can turn into a fairy and fuck himself to get a speed boost by flying over the other racers.

Goku; the first Mario Kart character to guest star that does not originate from a video game franchise, Goku drives a giant chocolate bar from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, which floats in the air, sort of like if he was Aladdin riding a magic carpet. Goku shoots kamehameha waves at racers, while also shaking his butt to taunt them while pooping and farting at them, too.

Asriel; the prince of the Undertale kingdom, he drives by riding Alphys forcing her to be his horse as he whips her with flowers and pencils to get her to keep riding. Asriel blows kisses at other racers to knock them out of his way on the race track.

Billy the Wizard; he rides his rocket-powered broomstick, since he is an expert at rocket broomstick racing. He shoots magic crap out of wand to stun other racers to get out of his way.

Luke from Street Fighter; Luke from Street Fighters rides a giant tablet like a surfboard as he taunts by dabbing, flossing, and doing other embarrassing dance moves. The tablet Luke is riding is playing Skibidi Toilet and other brainrot Youtube garbage on it, by the way.

Max and Ruby; Ruby rides a wagon with Max strapped to it like a horse, and she whips him to get him to ride it for her. Ruby whips other racers to get them out of her way.

Principal Willaby; the infamous principal of Jimmy Neutron's school rides a vehicle contstructed out of multiple corpses of dead students he killed at his school. The rotting blood of the dead students paints the road tracks as he rides it. Willaby uses his Paddy the Pelican-branded pistol to shoot at other racers.

Drew Pickles; he doesn't drive a vehicle, but instead Drew Pickles 'accelarates' by walking on all fours like an animal while shitting out diarrhea as his 'gas and oil.' Drew runs around like a savage beast, biting and scratching at other racers while pooping on them, too.

George of the Jungle; the 2007 cartoon version of the character, his vehicle is just his underwear filled with lots and lots of poop; George rides on/in his underwear filled with poop like he's slipping and sliding. He leaves poop marks all over the road tracks as he 'accelerates' with his 'vehicle.' George also throws poop at other racers like a monkey.

Skibidi Mario; a Skibidi Toilet version of Mario that drives by moving itself around while singing the Skidibi Toilet song. He also jumps around making grunts and noises Mario usually makes while saying Skibidi Toilet noises all at the same time.

Skibidi Asriel; a Skibidi Toilet version of Asriel that drives by moving itself around while singing the Skibidi Toilet song. He blows poopy kisses at other racers.

Goku's Poop; a bunch of poop Goku shat out, it slithers around and jumps and bounces around by itself to race. It also jumps on and covers itself onto other racers to get ahead in the race.