Total Drama Full Throttle

Disclaimer: Total Drama Full Throttle is not owned nor made by Fresh TV or Cake Entertainment in any way. Instead, I do not own all Total Drama characters or the represented characters in this series. Otherwise, Fresh TV and Cake Entertainment own Total Drama, so do not re-enact anything you see in the show. Seriously. You can get messed up. Also, all of the characters are owned by someone other than me, in case you were wondering who belonged to what.

Starting Note: If you happen to see a horizontal line, that means it's the confessional.


Ok, before I start off with episode 1, I would like to answer a few reviews just to get it out of the way.

TheNewSubwayGuy: Don't worry about if this chance doesn't work. This time, I have a plan set up for Full Throttle. A big plan, to be precise.

ChaosBlade327: Well, it depends on how far Lars will go in this series so you have to wait and see what he'll do in the competition. Then again, it depends on me, of course.


Current Roster (From FanFiction):

Men: Brick McArthur, Nick Ramos (Dead Rising), Benson Dunwoody (Regular Show, suggested by Neon-Trainer), Rintaro Shindo (Kamen Rider Saber), Lars Alexandersson (Tekken), Ichiban Kasuga (Like a Dragon, suggested by Aluint), Juru Atsuta (Super Sentai), Clay Puppington (Moral Orel, suggested by G-Man), Toshinari Seki (My Neighbour Seki, suggested by MemeKingtheThird), Geronimo Stilton

Women: Axel, Yueying (Dynasty Warriors), Revy (Black Lagoon, suggested by ikenamoseki), Dr. Emily Grey (Red vs. Blue), Elizabeth (Persona 3, suggested by TheLongListGuest), Ada Wong (Resident Evil, suggested by ikenamoseki), General Amaya (with Gren; The Dragon Prince), Asuka Kasen (Grand Theft Auto III, suggested by PrincessGumballWatterson777), Nora Valkyrie (RWBY, suggested by CYAOFAN), Miku Nakano (The Quintessential Quintuplets, suggested by Zesty Bomb)


We cut to an unknown race track, filled with many race cars driving around each lap. As soon as the racing cars reach the finish line, one car suddenly stops in front of the camera. When the doors open, a man pops out of the car. He is a man of Asian descent with black wavy hair, black eyes, and has a youthful complexion, wearing a red and black jumpsuit.

"Phew…and it only took five hours to learn how to drive without crashing into things." The man in red said to himself, "At least I didn't get my head cut off."

He looks at the camera.

"Oh hello, everybody. And welcome to a brand-new season of Total Drama!" The man in red continued, in his usual excitement, "We've been to Camp Wawanakwa not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times, we went to a movie set, we traveled around the world, we went to a different island, and we also raced around the world. We've done it all."

"But this year, we are doing something completely different," The man continued, "And by different, I mean, we're doing something virtually different, as 18 players from all forms of life across the multiverse will participate in this contest to determine who deserves to win the 1 million dollar prize. Not only that, but they will also partake in grueling challenges that will test their physical and mental fortitude, all for one prize: 1 million dollars in cold, hard cash!"

On cue, the 1 million dollars fall, covering the host with all the bills. The host stands up from the pile, not looking too pleased.

"Chef, be careful with the 1 million dollars." Jack said, "This money doesn't grow on trees, you know."

Chef appears. He is wearing a lavender-purple formal shirt, a purple tie, black formal pants, and black shoes.

"I don't understand why these unfortunate souls are willing to participate. I mean, this is not really the best decision they made to earn some cash." Chef said to the new host.

"Eh, Don't worry about it. Besides, we'll wing it." The new host shrugged, dismissing his concern with a smile, as he turned to the camera.

"Anyway, I'm your host. Jack Houston!" The man, now named Jack Houston, introduced himself, "And this is my partner in crime: Chef Hatchet!"

"Hello." Chef Hatchet introduced himself, bowing in respect

"And this year, prepare yourselves for a wild ride!" Jack declared, "Because THIS...is Total! Drama! Full...THROTTLE!"


Opening: I Wanna Be Famous

The opening starts off with the usual TD fare, as the cameras pop up from around the mysterious pit-stop, as Jack opens the door, revealing the entire virtual highway.

Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,

You guys are on my mind.

The two tour buses were driving through the virtual highway until the camera went through one of the portals.

You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see

At a random pirate ship, Elizabeth is reading her book, but her down-time gets interrupted by Revy and Asuka Kasen, who are engaging in a shoot-out, on the ship. At the same time, Geronimo is frantically avoiding the gunshots, only to get knocked down by Ichiban, who was busy finding parts to fix his metal baseball bat.

I wanna be famous.

Suddenly, Ichiban gets kicked down by Axel, who smugly declares herself as the captain of the ship. Her smile immediately fades when Benson, who suddenly shows up to see what she had done, angrily glares at her.

I wanna live close to the sun

Meanwhile, in another dimension, the camera now shows Brick McArthur, Miku Nakano, Juru Atsuta, and Toshinari Seki relaxing at an unknown beach, the latter creating a sandcastle.

Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won

At the same time, Lars Alexanderson, and General Amaya, were training in hand-to-hand combat, but the duo were knocked down by Ada Wong, who accidentally collided into the duo while gliding through the beach with her hook gun.

Everything to prove, nothing in my way

With Ada still flying, thanks to her hook gun, Ada also ended up colliding into Clay Puppington, who spitefully smashes a bottle at Ada's head, making her bleed a little. Rintaro and Nora were infuriated by his act

I'll get there one day

While Rintaro is trying not to murder Clay for his actions, and Nora preventing him from committing murder, at the bar, Dr. Emily Grey is seen excitedly chattering to Nick Ramos and Yueying, who was using earphones to block out her words, as she's busying tampering with her Bladebow, while Nick is covering his ears, irritated by how fast she talks.

Cause, I wanna be famous!

As Nick groans over hearing Dr. Grey chatter non-stop, Yueying presses a button on her gauntlet, changing the camera screen.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!

Another camera reveals a montage of the previous winners (Ranging from Owen to Wayne) before it shows a massive truck driving through the virtual highway, with the twenty contestants standing on top of it (Including Gren, who's substituting for Amaya since he's a translator, and Seki, who ultimately decided to mouth the opening lyrics), a la Total Drama World Tour.

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

With the twenty standing on top of the massive bus, they are mouthing the theme song, as the virtual truck continues cruising through the highway, ignoring the various reactions from other dimensions. Jack is also seen, watching the monitors with a smile on his face.

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na! (as can be heard in the background)

I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

The camera now zooms in to the twenty contestants, with Benson and Clay glaring at each other, Seki and Geronimo shifting their gazes away from each other, and Rintaro getting hit by a random bird as a result

(Whistling in tune)

With the 20 players unharmed (Mostly), from the screen, Jack stares at the monitor, and shrugs his shoulders while Chef Hatchet glares sternly at the new host. The logo re-uses the Total Drama original logo, but now, the Full Throttle portion is race-car themed with a hint of technology.


Episode 1: You Guys are the Most Fascinating People I've Met

"Welcome back to the show." Jack said. "Full Throttle is an adventure like no other, and this time, 18 people from many worlds will arrive at this race-track, the very start of the journey ahead. Now then, let's get started!"

With a click of his fingers, a portal opens up from beside him. The first car shows up through the opened portal. The doors open, revealing the first contestant. He is a young man with short black hair, and black eyes. He is wearing a dark-blue coat and cargo jeans, with black boots. He also is wearing a set of black gloves on his hands. On his waist is a mysterious sword with a blue hilt.

"Hello, fellow Homo-sapiens." The man introduced himself warmly, a smile on his face, as he stepped out of the car.

"Our first contestant: Rintaro Shindo." Jack exclaimed, "Welcome to the show, my friend!"

"So…this is the competition?" Rintaro curiously asked, "Interesting…I've never heard of Total Drama before."

"Yes, Rintaro-san. This is the competition where you can win the 1 million dollar cash prize. Now then, go stand over there."

"Ok."

As Rintaro stood on the mat, another car pops out from the portal. When the car stopped, the doors opened up, and out came a woman with slightly-long brunette hair, braided into a low ponytail. She's wearing a sleeveless emerald-green cargo vest, with a black-white undersuit, gray cargo pants, dark-green stiletto heels, and dark green sleeves that cover her arms, except her shoulders, with fingerless gloves.

"Our next contestant: Yueying, the Wife of the Dragon." Jack continued, "Did you enjoy the ride?"

"Honestly…I'm impressed with this car." Yueying says, admiring the car, "I've never seen something so modern yet so….impressive. This could be way better than my Juggernauts."

"I like your enthusiasm," Jack added, "Say, how about you stand next to Rintaro, ok?"

"Alright."

As she made her way to the line, Yueying looked at Rintaro. She immediately spots his sword.

"Ooh…this sword." Yueying said, "Such fascinating weaponry."

"Oh, this?" Rintaro explained, "I call this…my Suiseiken Nagare. Without it, I won't transform into a Kamen Rider."

"Hm? A Kamen Rider? Interesting. I've never heard of that before,"

"It's basically my role as a Hero of Justice,"

"Interesting. So you're a Hero of Justice, Lord Rintaro?"

"Yeah, but what's with the lord moniker?"

"Well, you're a Swordsman so I figured I should call you that,"

"I see. In that case, Yueying-san, just call me Rintaro. You don't have to be formal. Calling me Rintaro's fine,"

"Ok. I'll call you Rintaro,"

With Yueying standing beside Rintaro, another car pops out from the portal. When the car stopped, the doors opened, revealing the next person. He has sandy brown hair and blue eyes, with his hair sweeping up on the right side into spikes along the back. He is wearing a long, layered, white coat with straps along the front paired with gold buckles and gold rings, attaching them over hex-patterned panels at the front of the coat. The coat also has split tails with straps connecting each side of the splits held with more gold buckles, a dark blue interior, cuffs with gold, winged lions embroidered at the front, and a single strap with a gold buckle at the back of each cuff. He is also shown to wear a gold pauldron over his left shoulder consisting of a gold, wing-shaped design around a blue shield with gold laurel leaf designs over a glowing, teal mechanism in the shape of an infinity symbol. Connected to this is a golden lion emblem over his upper left chest with a silver face and similarly glowing eyes and mouth. This emblem is fastened over his coat with a white strap that has a large, silver buckle, as well as a black, leather strap which wraps around his upper left arm. Underneath his coat is a blue shirt with gold lines along the collar as well as gold points at the end of the lapels, and a white cravat held with a large, gold, lion's head-shaped emblem. In addition, he wears matching white pants with a bronze buckle, a brown belt coming from his left hip, and two brown straps around his left upper leg. He wears black and bronze armored boots over this, with white straps around the ankles, over the tops of the boot, and underneath the sole. And lastly, he is also shown wearing black, leather gloves.

"Our next contestant: Lars Alexandersson." Jack introduced the next contestant, "Ok, are you trying to be a show-off or are you just fashionable? Because what exactly are you wearing?"

"Huh? What's wrong with my clothing?" Lars politely questioned

"Oh, nothing." Jack replied, "I've never seen Swedish people dress so fashionable in my entire life. I've been to fashion shows, but you, Lars, stand out. I mean, look at you. You're dripping with swag!"

"Wait, swag? Oh, this? This is my normal clothes,"

"That's your normal clothes?!"

Lars nods in response, making Jack a bit envious.

"Lars, you better tell me the secret behind your fashion style because, man, you could become Canada's Next Top Model!"

"A Model? I'm pretty sure I'm not eligible to become a model in the first place,"

"Ah, don't worry about it too much. Just go stand over there,"

"Sure. Whatever you say,"

Under orders from the host, Lars continued walking, standing beside Rintaro, and Yueying. Another car pops out from the portal. The doors open, and another contestant comes out. She is an asian woman with short hair, black eyes, and has a mature complexion. She is wearing all-black, but notably a black and gray formal suit, a black mini-skirt, black stockings, and brown boots, the only thing that is not the same color.

"Our next contestant: Asuka Kasen." Jack introduced the next contestant, "Asuka, how was the ride?"

"So…this is the famous Total Drama competition I've heard about…" Asuka muttered, "Ooh, this will be fun,"

She pulls out her pipe, and proceeds to swing with one hand, leaving the host, and Chef, freaked out.

"Hey, watch where you're swinging that!" Jack exclaims worriedly, "You're going to hit somebody!"

Asuka stops swinging her pipe. She takes a look at Jack, a smile planted on her face, as her eyes gazed upon Jack's facial expression

"Hmm…you're assertive. I like that in a man." Asuka flirted, making Jack gulp at her unexpected forward-ness.

"Um…" Jack nervously said, "Asuka, I appreciate your…forward-ness, but…now's not the time to express your…character so…go stand next to the others. Ok?"

Hearing this, Asuka scoffed, frowning a little.

"Fine. Suit yourself"

With Asuka standing beside the others, Jack sighed, as he rubbed his eyes in irritation.

"Where the hell did we get these people from?" Jack asked Chef, "Is it just me or are they somehow crazier than the last few contestants?"

"Hey, you're the one who accepted their auditions." Chef shrugged

"Hmm…Good point."

As Asuka stands beside Lars, who's wisely looking away, another car comes out of the portal. The doors open, and out comes a man. He is a gumball machine with pinkish-purple/red gumballs (that always seem to align in the shape of a beard) enclosed by a glass dome, sunken eyes and a large, straight nose that just about overlaps his mouth.

"Our next contestant: Benson Dunwoody." Jack introduced the next character, "Benson, how are you? How was the ride?"

"Not too bad though the car was a bit uncomfortable." Benson said, "Then again, I might've lied down wrong,"

"Since you're here, make your way to the others."

"Sure."

As Benson joins up with the rest of the contestants, another car pops up from out of the portal. He is a young man with short, black hair, black eyes, and has a youthful complexion. He is wearing a mechanic's jumpsuit, with his last name on the front, as his name tag. He is holding a mysterious Sledgehammer/Cement Saw combination weapon.

"Nick Ramos, welcome." Jack introduced the next contestant

"Um…hi?" Nick muttered out, "Ok..this shit is weird."

"I know, but what else were you expecting? This is Total Drama. Not a zombie apocalypse, dear Nick. If you think a zombie apocalypse is weird as it is, then wait and see what this show can do hehe."

"I suppose."

When Nick joins up with the rest of the contestants, Yueying examines his SledgeSaw. She's in awe of the design.

"Fascinating." Yueying said, "Say…Lord Nick? Where did you get this interesting weapon?"

"I…made it?"

"Hmm…I haven't seen a weapon like that in my entire life. The Siege Spear was one thing, but this…Sledgehammer/Chainsaw combination may be one of the best things I've ever seen. That industrial craftsmanship is so….unique."

"Um…thanks? I've basically combined two weapons together,"

"You're an Inventor like me?"

Nick nods.

"I see…Say, mind if I use this weapon for further studies?" Yueying asked again, smiling, "I promise I'll bring it back. This weapon of yours would work perfectly for my future research."

Despite her friendly approach, Nick feels a little weirded out by her demeanor.

"Ok, I'm just going to stand over there." Nick added.

With Nick joining the rest of the contestants, all while avoiding Yueying due to her curiosity, the next car arrives from the portal. The doors open, revealing a young man with short, brown hair, and green eyes. He is wearing a school uniform.

"Toshinari Seki, welcome." Jack introduced the next contestant

Seki says nothing, as he's busy using his clay to create something.

"Um…you're not going to say…anything?" Jack asked politely, "Seki-san?"

Again, Seki doesn't respond though he did carve out a thumbs-up, likely because he understood what he said.

"Ah..I see. Seki-san, go stand next to the others." Jack nodded, "Right that way,"

Seki nods as he stands beside Nick Ramos. Another car pops out from the portal. When the doors open, a man comes out. He is a middle-aged man with medium-length dark brown hair, shaped into an afro, and gray eyes. He is wearing a maroon suit, with the sleeves rolled up, with a white shirt, upturned collar, black leather loafers with golden buckles, black leather belt, black leather gloves, and a silky red ascot.

"Ichiban Kasuga, welcome!" Jack introduced the next contestant

"Woah…this is so cool," Ichiban said, in amazement, "I can't believe I'm here. I thought I was dreaming…"

"Well, this time, it's the real thing," Jack added, "but not to worry. You have one chance to win the 1 million dollar prize, or roughly, 10 million yen, to be precise,"

"Is that the prize money?"

"Yes, it is, Ichiban. Now, go stand next to the others, please,"

"Sure thing, Jack-san,"

As Ichiban made his way, he looked at the others. His eyes shined in excitement as he saw the contestants.

"This is awesome!" Ichiban yelled, "I can't believe I'm here with other heroes."

Everyone was caught off guard by his enthusiasm. However, Yueying takes a look at his baseball bat on his back.

"That metal…" Yueying muttered to herself, "Where did you get this golden weapon from?"

"Hm? Oh this? This is my sword,"

Ichiban shows Yueying his metal bat. It's a golden metal bat covered in barbed wire, and has two sets of three pronged metal sticking out (Note: It's his bat from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth).

"A metal bat acting as a sword…interesting, I've never seen a sword that looks like a metal bat before…how interesting…the craft-work is remarkable," Yueying smiled warmly, impressed with the metal bat.

"I know. I created it myself. I'm a hero, after all,"

Both Ichiban and Yueying look at each-other, the latter curiously staring at the older man. Hmm..Ichiban Kasuga…he's really interesting…I can't wait to see what he can do with that "Sword" of his. Yueying thought to herself, a curious smile on her face.

"AHEM!"

Her thoughts are interrupted by a familiar voice, as Ichiban turns around to see Jack, who has his arms crossed.

"If you two dorks don't mind…we have a show to do!" Jack shouted, "I don't want to interrupt a good moment, but we're running behind on schedule!"

"Sorry," Ichiban apologized, "I'll just stand beside the Swedish Fashionista,"

"Thank you," Jack sighed in relief

"Wait…Swedish Fashionista?" Lars added, "Is that your nickname for me?"

"To be honest, Lars-san. It is your nickname. I mean, look at your clothes."

Lars looks down at his coat.

"Huh. Good point."

With Ichiban standing beside Lars, another car comes out from the portal. When the doors open up, out comes a young man with short, brown hair, black eyes, and has a childish complexion. He appears to be wearing a red and black closed zipper jacket, a red and black small cloak with gold details, with the cloak having his team logo on it, white pants with two red, vertical lines, and black shoes.

"Juru Atsuta, ladies and gentlemen!" Jack announced excitedly, "Say, Juru, how's the ride?"

"Actually, it went pretty well. I had no issues inside the car although…with the way the car was going, I accidentally ruined my picture,"

"What picture?"

Juru gives the host a piece of paper. When Jack takes a look at the picture, a smile forms on his face.

"Huh. I see. Well then," Jack nodded, "Juru, make your way to the others."

"Sure."

Juru takes a look at the other contestants. He immediately gulps a little, upon seeing Ichiban, Lars, and Nick's faces.

"Hey, what's wrong, Juru-san?" Ichiban asked worriedly

"I'm sorry," Juru replied nervously, "I..I can't help but feel a bit….nervous. I'm not used to seeing new people, you know. Especially you, afro-man,"

Ichiban smiled warmly, as he put his arm around Juru's shoulders.

"Hey, kid. Relax, alright?" Ichiban continued, "We're not here to hurt you, ok?"

"Are you sure?"

"Of course. Come on, let's go and stand next to the others,"

"Ok, I will do that,"

Juru makes his way towards the other contestants, with Yueying smiling warmly at him as soon as he stood beside her. As Juru stands beside Yueying, now calmer and relaxed due to Ichiban's words, another car pops out from inside the portal. When the doors open, two figures come out. One is a woman with short, dark-brown hair, the thicker part of her hair being brushed past her ear, has slim, dark brown eyes and a fair complexion. She is wearing a set of armor on top of a dark-blue shirt. The other figure is a man with ginger hair, pale-blue eyes, and has a young complexion. Like the woman, he is also wearing a set of armor. Jack immediately salutes the duo.

"At ease, General." Jack saluted, "I see you brought your translator with you."

"I'm Gren." Gren introduced himself, "Nice to meet you."

"Likewise. Anyway, what brings you here, Gren? I could've sworn the rules state that contestants are not allowed to have any helpers."

"I'm her translator since I know sign language. Amaya doesn't speak," Gren explained, "So I'm here to act as her translator for this contest."

"Translator? Oh, Amaya is Deaf?"

Gren nods.

"Hmm…Normally, Total Drama doesn't allow any helpers for contestants, but because Amaya is Deaf/Mute, I'll let this slide." Jack muttered, "Besides, it makes for good television. And the ratings will boost through the roof, if you know what I mean hehe!"

At his words, Amaya and Gren look at him suspiciously. His smile immediately faded, as Amaya was not amused, with Gren equally suspicious of what he said.

"What is that supposed to mean?" Gren translated, "Are you saying that you sent us here for that?"

"Uh, no no! I didn't send you guys here for that!" Jack exclaimed, trying to calm the duo down, "It's just that we haven't had a deaf/mute contestant before in the entire show so this is a first time for everything. Don't you think, General?"

Amaya's expression softened, realizing he didn't have any ill intentions. She proceeds to do more signs, with Gren translating her signs again.

"I guess you can say that." Gren translated again, "Besides, it's nice going out and doing something different for a change."

"Exactly. It's nice that you realize the importance of taking part in this show." Jack sighed in relief, "Don't worry, we won't do anything to harm you. Just be wary of your competition, ok, General?"

When Amaya did her signs again, Gren translates what she said.

"Sure." Gren translated, "We will keep that in mind."

"Coolio," Jack nodded, "Join the other contestants, please."

With Amaya and Gren standing beside the other contestants, the next car arrives. When the car stopped, the doors opened, and out came a man with brown hair, and black eyes. He is wearing a cobalt blue dress-shirt, black tie, on top of a black and red men's dressing gown, dark beige pants, and blue slippers.

"Clay Puppington. Welcome to the-" Jack tried to say

He stops talking when he smells his mouth. He holds his nose, gagging a little by the smell of his breath.

"Holy shit….have you been drinking?" Jack asked, "Did you drink inside the car?"

"Yeah? What about it?" Clay defensively replied, "Do you have a problem?!"

"In fact..I do."

He stares at Clay, his eyes glowing with anger. Clay, for the most part, feels a little frightened by his glare.

"Normally, I wouldn't question what you do, but why did you drink before the car picked you up?" Jack questioned, in a sarcastic matter, "Didn't I say you're not allowed to do that? Or are you so ignorant to listen to some simple instructions because you want to be the center of attention? Huh? Tell me."

Clay wanted to yell at him back, hoping to prove he's the better man, but despite trying to come up with the words, Jack is not amused by his lack of response. Reluctantly, he keeps his mouth shut, knowing the last time he vented out his frustration at others.

"Yeah, I thought so, you stupid bastard," Jack barked, "Take your ignorant ass over there and don't anger the others to prove you're the man. If you do, you're out. Got it?"

Clay grumbled to himself as he made his way to the others. Clay glares at the other entrants, especially Juru.

"What are you guys looking at?" Clay angrily asked the other contestants.

"Nothing! No reason!" Everyone else replied in unison, not wanting to anger the guy. Juru tried to say something, but Ichiban put a hand on his mouth.

"Uh, I think now's not the time, Juru-san," Ichiban gulped

As Clay grumbled, standing beside Benson, the next car came out from the portal. When the doors open, a woman comes out from the car. She is a slightly tan-skinned woman who appears to be in her mid to late twenties, and has upper back-length burgundy hair that she typically keeps in a low loose ponytail, including rather large bangs falling onto her forehead on either side along with two shoulder-length side locks framing her face. Moreover, she has amber-brown eyes, a tribal tattoo on her upper right arm that reaches all the way up to her neck. As for her outfit, she's wearing a black tank top that leaves her stomach exposed, very short cut-off jeans (turned into denim shorts) that she never bothers buttoning up since she uses a U.S. Army webbing belt to keep them up instead, a pair of U.S. military jungle boots without socks, and a pair of black fingerless gloves. Jack's mood changes instantly, into a happy expression.

"Our next contestant: Revy!" Jack introduced the next contestant, "From the Lagoon company! Say. Slept well?"

Immediately, Revy clocks him in the nose, making Jack fall back slightly. The host holds his nose to stop the bleeding.

"Ow!" Jack winced, "What the hell was that for?"

"That….is for waking me up, you dumbass." Revy growled, glaring at the host, "At five in the morning."

"Hey, YOU signed up for the competition! Don't blame me!" Jack defended, "Not my fault you can't read the fine print!"

Revy wanted to hit the host again, but instead, she pushed him, leaving him annoyed (Mostly due to her trying to ruin his jumpsuit).

"Hey, watch it!" Jack shouted again, "Don't push me like that! This jumpsuit costs me a lot of money, you know!"

"You owe me a beer when we're done." Revy threatened. She walks away, frowning, as she stands beside Benson.

"Grouch.." Jack muttered under his breath, as he wiped the dust off his clothes. Another car pops up from out of the portal. When the doors open, a grappling hook appears from inside, and a figure comes out. When she landed, the camera pans to her face. She is a woman of Asian descent, with short, black hair, black eyes, and has a mature complexion. She is wearing a sleeveless dark-red mini dress, with a black harness holster, black stockings, and black stiletto boots.

"Ada Wong." Jack introduced the next contestant, "Welcome to the show."

"Likewise," Ada nodded, "So, this is the competition…Interesting,"

"I know hehe. Ada? Go stand next to the others,"

"Sure,"

With Ada standing beside the others, another car pops up from out of the portal. When the doors open, a hacksaw comes out from inside, forcing the host to duck down to avoid getting hit.

"Woah!" Jack cried out, "Where did that come from?!"

"Oh! Sorry!" the woman in white and purple apologized, "My finger slipped!"

A figure pops out from the car. She is a woman with short black hair and purple highlights, and black eyes. She is wearing a sleeveless purple shirt, black form-fitting pants, white ODST leg armor with a purple trim, and a white coat. For some reason, the coat has a bit of blood.

"Sorry about that, hehe," the woman named Dr. Grey apologized, "Anyway, I'm Dr. Grey."

"Looks like I don't need to introduce you because you've already done that." Jack said, "Say, how was the journey?"

"Hmm…a little dull albeit fun. I loved the car as it went pretty fast,"

"I like your enthusiasm,"

Jack examines her coat. He notices a bit of blood on the bottom part.

"Say, Dr?" Jack curiously asked, "How did you get blood on your coat?"

"Oh, the blood!" Dr. Grey excitedly replied, "Well, the blood is not mine! It belongs to Zachary Miller! He's an ex-military man who was responsible for murdering my friends so I simply found a way to get information out of him! The way his hand went flying was oh, so messy!"

Jack's smile faded instantly. His face changed into a sickly green color as he dry-heaved a little, due to hearing what she said about how she got the blood on her coat.

"Hold on…you…you actually dismembered somebody?!" Jack fearfully exclaimed, gulping nervously as he looked at the crazy doctor.

"Yup!" She cheerfully nodded, "To be honest, he really deserved it for turning most of my friends from Outpost 37 into piles of ash! I did everyone a favor by giving him a big che-"

"Ok, stop! Stop! Just stop! Stop talking!" Jack cuts her off, shouting frantically, "Because you ruined my mood today, go stand over there!"

He points to the other contestants, who are also freaking out by her personality.

"Hmm..alright!" Dr. Grey gleefully nodded, "Zachary Miller's dead either way so no need to worry about spoilt milk,"

"That's not what I-"

He sighed.

"Never mind,"

He urges the crazy doctor to stand next to the others.

"Go stand over there,"

Dr. Grey smiled, as she made her way to the other contestants. With Dr. Grey standing beside Ichiban, who's wisely avoiding eye-contact, Jack sighed.

"I hate my life…I really do." Jack muttered to himself, "My first show and already, I have a lot of work cut out for me."

As Nick wisely backs away from Dr. Grey, another car pops out from the portal. When the doors open, a figure pops out. He, unlike the other characters, is an average looking mouse, with light brown fur. He dresses very nicely, donning a green suit with a red tie and a blue shirt. He has a shivering expression on his face, making Jack concerned.

"Anyway. Going into unexpected territory, our next contestant is the titular Geronimo Stilton." Jack introduced the next contestant, "Say…Geronimo? Are you alright? Did the ride scare you too much?"

Geronimo stops shivering though he's a little frightened by his drive earlier.

"I..I'm fine…I've never been on a ride like this before.." Geronimo muttered, "Too fast for my liking,"

"Sorry about the sudden drive to this race-track, but I did say that we're going to pick up our contestants with these cars,"

"I know. It was so sudden that I didn't have enough time to pack my stuff,"

Geronimo sighed, taking out a picture from inside his pocket. The picture contained a little mouse with orange and white fur a little long in the back, and aqua-green eyes. His snout is quite short, which makes his head more roundish. He is wearing a grey hoodie with long red sleeves and a pair of grey jeans.

"I might as well do this to make everyone proud, especially Benjamin."

"Hm? He's your son?" Jack curiously asked

"No, he's my nephew. My pride and joy, and the reason why I took part in this contest. I want to make him proud," Geronimo replied, "Even if I've heard of how dangerous this show can be,"

"I see. Well…I see what you mean, Geronimo," Jack smiled warmly, "Hehe…go stand next to the others, please,"

"Sure,"

Geronimo wiped the dust off his suit, but just as he was about to head towards the others, another car came out from the portal, and landed on the race-track, giving him a fright.

"Gah!" Geronimo yelped, tripping on his feet. He landed on the ground again, nose-first.

"Ow…" he groaned, "Why does this happen to me?"

As Geronimo makes his way to the other contestants, the doors open, and out comes a fair-skinned young woman with orange hair and turquoise/jade/aqua eyes (her eye color changes throughout the series). She wears a long, pink and white sleeveless coat with light blue lapels and white-collar belted closed by a black belt with a pouch on the left side, over a black short dress. The front of the coat has two heart shaped cutouts near to the bottom. On the upper back of her coat is a small pair of decorative metal wings with a magnet in the middle. She also has long detached white sleeves with black fingerless gloves, white stockings, light blue socks and black boots with silver heels, sole and toe plates. In addition, she wears matching metal bands on her upper arms with her emblem on them alongside silver metal bands around her thighs. Her arms appear to have been covered in bandages.

"Our next contestant is none other than the least idiotic member of Team JNR: Nora Valkyrie!" Jack introduced the next contestant.

Nora was annoyed at what he said

"Wait, least idiotic? What do you mean by that? Do you have a problem with me or something?" Nora asked irritably

"No!" Jack shouted back, "I don't have a problem with you! I'm saying you're the least idiotic! Don't take what I said seriously, Nora,"

"It sounds like you have a problem with me. What's your problem?" Nora retorted back

"I told you already, Nora! I don't! Besides, being the least idiotic is better than simply being an absolute moron! I'm saying it as a compliment, not an insult!"

Nora looks at him suspiciously, wanting to call him out, but instead, she gently pushes him away. Jack is not amused.

"Jeez, it was only a compliment and you took that personally," Jack adjusted his collar, "Go stand next to the others, please,"

While still annoyed at the host, Nora reluctantly decides to join up with the other contestants. With Nora standing beside the others, notably Revy, another car pops out from the portal. When the doors open, out comes an emotionless looking girl with medium-length red hair that has strands of hair hanging over the right side of her face. Her notable accessory is a set of wireless headphones that have a triangle-shaped logo on the ear cups (Audio-Technica). Like her sisters, she has dark blue eyes, an average height, and has a well-endowed figure. She wears a long-sleeved sweater that covers her uniform. She also wears black tights and puts on her headphones around her neck. Most of the time, she has part of her bangs cover her right eye. And lastly, she wears a ranzel.

"Our next contestant: Miku Nakano," Jack introduced the next contestant, "How's it going, Miku?"

"It went ok," Miku said, ruffling her hair, "Though I was not expecting the car to go very fast,"

"Yeah, sorry about that. The cars have a mind of their own. I forgot to get the cars checked,"

"So…what do you want me to do?"

"Go stand over there, next to the others,"

"Alright,"

As Miku stands beside Nora, the final car pops out from the portal. When the doors opened, however, no one was in the car, leaving Jack a little speechless.

"Where's the last contestant?" Jack asked Chef, who shrugs

Suddenly, a door opens up from beside the duo.

"Woah! What the hell?" Chef Hatchet exclaimed

With Jack and Chef nervously backing away, a figure comes out of the portal. She is a woman with short platinum-blonde hair and golden eyes. She wears a blue dress that resembles a stewardess' outfit with five black-lined circles outside small yellow circles, blue gloves, a blue attendant-like hat, black leggings and blue, knee-length boots. Jack can't help but feel amazed by her entrance.

"And our last contestant is Elizabeth, who doesn't need to use the car." Jack introduced the last contestant, "Why? Why didn't you use the car, Elizabeth-san?"

"Using a car is a little redundant if you have this," Elizabeth replied, showing the hosts her book.

"Oh yeah…I forgot you can do that,"

With Elizabeth standing beside the others, Jack and Chef looked at each-other.

"I think we should introduce ourselves, am I right?" Chef asked, gesturing to Jack.

"You're right."

Jack clears his throat

"Now that everyone is here..welcome to the race-track!" Jack introduced himself, "I'm your host: Jack Houston! And this is my partner in crime: Chef Hatchet!"

"Hello." Chef greeted the others

"And welcome to Total Drama Full Throttle, for in this season, we're going on a trip around many dimensions," Jack continued, "But just because our journey is different, and Chris McLean not being the host, doesn't mean I can't allow myself to have some fun with you guys. Remember, this is Total Drama. ANYTHING can happen on this show hehe,"

Ichiban and Geronimo shivered at his words.


(Confessional: Ichiban Kasuga)

He's shivering. "Woah…Why did I suddenly get chills from what he said?"


The camera now shows the eighteen contestants standing on the race-track, with Jack and Chef Hatchet looking at the group.

"Now, before we get started, I have a special announcement." Jack announced, "This season will have twenty players."

"Wait…twenty?" Lars asked, "I thought there's going to be eighteen players."

"Actually, I kind of lied about that because I have two surprises." Jack replied, "Two familiar faces, if I might add,"

"Familiar faces? Who's going to join us?" Benson added

"Oh…you'll be about to find out,"

He clicked his fingers, and when he did, the portal opened up in front of the eighteen contestants. One figure comes out from the portal. He is a young man with short, black hair, black eyes, and a single black eyebrow. He is wearing a military green shirt, dark blue khaki shorts, and black boots, with dog tags dangling around his neck. When he saw the group, he immediately saluted.

"Brick McArthur! Reporting for Duty!" Brick introduced himself, saluting to his fellow contestants

"I'll introduce the first surprise…" Jack said, "Returning contestant…Brick! From Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"

The 18 contestants stare at the host, confused at what he's talking about. Jack rubbed his face in irritation.

"Ugh…I forgot all of you are from different dimensions," Jack sighed, "Ok, since none of you know about this fan-favorite, I'll explain who Brick is."

He turns on the monitors, revealing Brick's time on the show.

"Brick McArthur is from the second generation." Jack explained, "As one of the thirteen contestants, Brick has once taken part for a chance at 1 million dollars. Sure, he's got himself hurt a lot of times, and has a habit of being, well, a big dork, but Brick's well known for his sheer honor and loyalty who would always help a friend in need. Despite his honor and code, he would eventually get voted out, no thanks to his team deciding he's dead weight because he saved the other team instead of his own. And this year, it's his second chance at the 1 million dollar prize. Let's hope he doesn't mess this opportunity up like last time because it would be a shame if he did,"

He turns to Brick.

"So Brick? Stand next to others. That's an order," Jack ordered

"Sir, yes sir!" Brick saluted

Brick joins up with the other eighteen contestants.

"However, he's not the only one, as another player has returned for another chance at winning the 1 million dollars. Allow me to introduce her," Jack continued, "Here's a small hint: She actually took part last season,"

He snapped his fingers. When he did, a second portal appeared beside his right side. And another figure pops out. She is a Latina woman with long, brown hair, in a pony-tail, brown eyes, and has a serious expression. She's wearing a beige-yellow sleeveless t-shirt, with a grey short singlet, green army cargo pants, and black military boots.

"The second surprise is none other than Axel!" Jack excitedly revealed, "The crazy survivalist who not only squandered her chances of the million two times, but also, engaged in a problematic relationship with Ripper, of all people. I mean…seriously? For a survivalist, you have poor decision-making skills,"

Axel growls in response to what he said, leaving the host chuckling at her reaction.

"Hehe, how cute," Jack smiled a little, "But anyway,"

He turns on the screen, revealing Axel's time in the show.

"Axel came to the competition, hoping to use her survivalist training to win the 1 million dollar prize. However, her first try ended badly when her attitude, and her poor leadership, ended up costing her the prize, no matter how justified she was in kicking her boyfriend off the ship," Jack explained in detail, "She participated again, hoping to use her previous experiences, as small as they were, as a learning curve to make it far in the competition. And while she did keep her word by being a lot nicer, her relationship with Ripper convinced, and disgusted, everybody that she's the bigger threat so she was eliminated. Ripper would eventually follow suit not long after. On the bright side, she made it to the merge, no matter how little her time was over there,"

"Ok, I get it," Axel groaned, "You don't have to rub it in. I made some big mistakes, but do you really have to remind me?"

"I know, but it's just funny, and hilarious too,"

Rolling her eyes, Axel starts walking, joining up with the other nineteen players.

"So..what exactly are they doing here if they had taken part in the competition before?" Yueying asked

"It's simple. Brick took part in this competition, and so did Axel," Jack continued, "However, the duo had lost their chances either due to things out of their own control or because their one good deed ultimately became their downfall so…I figured that these two returning players will receive another chance at the 1 million dollar prize. They are the final two players for this season,"

He snaps his fingers, closing the portals behind him.

"Ooh, how did you manage to conjure up a portal from out of nowhere?" Dr. Grey happily asked

"I have my ways." Jack responded, "Not telling you how I did it, though."


(Confessional: Yueying)

"Ok, I've seen enough. Dimensions do exist after all. How did the host do that?"


The camera pans to the twenty players, the host, and Chef Hatchet, standing on the finish line.

"Alright. Now that all 20 of you are here, here's what I'm going to do," Jack said

He clicked his fingers. On cue, 20 t-shirts appear in front of the contestants' feet.

"These two t-shirts in front of you are split between two colors: Black and Green, and Red and White," Jack explained in detail, "This will decide the teams. Everyone. Pick up your t-shirt."

Everyone picked up the specific t-shirt though, in Geronimo's case, he accidentally hurt his back

"Ngh…ow…" Geronimo winced as he grabbed the t-shirt from the ground, "My back…why does this happen to me?"

"Alright," Jack shouted, "On the count of three, all of you will turn your shirts

"Alright, ready? Ok! Three. Two. One. Reveal your shirts!"

On cue, the contestants show their picked t-shirts in front of the cameras. Half have a black and green t-shirt while the other half have a red and white t-shirt.

"Right," Jack ordered, "Yueying, Dr. Grey, Miku, Revy, Elizabeth, Nick, Geronimo, Seki, Brick, and Rintaro. Go stand over there,"

He points to the black and green mat. The named contestants follow his orders by standing on the black and green mat.

"Ada, Amaya, Asuka, Nora, Axel, Juru, Benson, Lars, Clay, and Ichiban," Jack continued, "Go stand over there,"

He points to the red and white mat beside the black and green one. On cue, the other half walk their way to the red and white mat.

"First off…the ones who have the black and green shirts? Your team will be Team Inventive Minds!" Jack excitedly announced

The logo of the Inventive Minds shows up from the screen. It is a green colored light-bulb with a black background. Aside from Revy, the rest of the team-members were a little impressed by the name.

"Hmm, how fitting." Yueying said

"Ooh, I love the name!" Dr. Grey excitedly chirped, "It's really fitting for all of us,"

"I guess the name can work." Nick added

"That, I can agree." Rintaro nodded in agreement

"Ooh, how lovely!" Elizabeth said happily, "A team filled with an assortment of heroes from different worlds,"

"Now then. Everyone else? You will be Team…Wild Card!"

The logo of Wild-Card shows up from the screen. It is a red set of playing cards with a white background. Clay was not happy with the name.

"Really?" Clay complained, "That's the best you can come up with?"

"Hey, it's better than nothing," Lars added, "Besides, all of us are together as a team,"

"I'm not sure if you can count Clay as a team player, but I guess he's one of us, I suppose," Juru sighed, "He'll have to do,"

"What? Do you have a problem, little boy?!" Clay insulted

"N-n-n-no, sir!" Juru stammered, "I-I-I didn't say anything!"

"You better take back what you said to me before-"

"Anyway! Before we get carried away, I have one last surprise for you." Jack interrupted, "So listen up. Aside from Brick, and Axel, the rest of you have never played Total Drama before so I'll cut you guys some slack and show you something that can totally help you survive a little bit longer. Like…THIS!"

He pulls out a small statue from his pocket. It's a golden statue of Chris McLean (Note: It's the same one from the TDI Reboot).

"This statue is none other than the McLean-Brand Chris Head statue!" Jack excitedly revealed, "It may look like a gold statue, but this contains a lot of power. How powerful? It's your ticket back into the game, even after you've been voted off! Whoever has this statue, in their possession, will become the strongest contestant in the show's history!"

He looks at the Chris McLean statue

"Hmm..I like the statue, but I really hate that expression of his," Jack examined carefully, "My one was better."

"As if your fucking brain was better," Revy snarked

"Wha-hey! I heard that!" Jack called out, glaring at Revy, who scoffed.

"I'll hide the statue inside one of the tour buses so if you happen to see the statue, make sure you protect yourself," Jack continued, "And don't let others take that statue because if you do let them, you will be the dumbest person in the competition. Now…are there any questions?"

Everyone raised their hands up, but Jack dismissed their concerns.

"Good! Now then, follow me to the tour buses, your living quarters, for this season,"

"Wait, did you say Tour buses?" Ichiban asked

"Yup. Follow me to the car-park," Jack replied

He orders the 20 contestants to head to the car-park.


(Confessional: Yueying)

"So there's a statue that would help us avoid elimination, even if you have that many votes? Interesting."


(Confessional: Ada Wong)

"So there's a definite chance of someone saving themselves with that statue. I like these odds,"


The camera now pans to the car-park of the race-track, with the twenty, having split into two teams, looking at two tour buses. The buses appear to be ordinary luxury tour buses, with the Total Drama logo plastered on one of the buses.

"These buses will serve as your living quarters for the entire show, as this year, we are going on a journey across many worlds," Jack explained plainly, "So, roughly speaking, you will spend the entire show sleeping in these tour buses. One for the men, and one for the women, to make it fair,"

"Can we go see what's inside?"

"Sure!"

He snaps his fingers again, and all of a sudden, the 20 players have been teleported inside one of the tour buses. The interior is exactly what a luxury tour bus is, but the bus has 8 beds and 2 couches scattered around the inside.

"Holy shit, this is way better than a castle!" Ichiban excitedly shouted, lying down on one of the beds.

"Wait, you went to a castle?" Benson asked

"Yeah! It was one of the best experiences I've ever had! You should try living in a castle sometime,"

"I see,"

"What is this bottle? Who's this guy?" Miku asked, holding a bottle containing a picture of a young man with blonde hair, and dark-green eyes, wearing a white t-shirt with a turquoise maple leaf on it, cargo green shorts, and cargo green sneakers.

"Oh that! These bottles are actually based on the previous winners. I'll explain the importance of them,"

He grabs the golden bottle, placing it down on the counter with the other bottles.

"These here are the golden bottles of Owen, Duncan, Heather, Cameron, Mike, Shawn, The Surfer Dudes. Priya, and Wayne." Jack explained proudly, showing them the bottles, "These golden bottles may not have importance, but these bottles were specifically created by the previous winners who won the competition. Why? Because the previous winners had done everything they could to win. You can get your very bottle as well if you win the competition,"

He throws Owen's bottle at Rintaro, who smelled it. He gags a little.

"Ugh…why does Owen's bottle smell like fermented cheese?" Rintaro groaned

"Owen accidentally stuffed some cheese inside his bottle, which led to the cheese fermenting to the point it went bad….yeah, he didn't think that through," Jack replied, "On the bright side, he didn't put any baked beans in there because if he did, then holy shit, the smell will blast through the roof,"

"Ew!" Rintaro groaned, dropping Owen's bottle onto the floor, with Ichiban picking the bottle up.

"How long has that cheese been in there for?" Ichiban asked curiously

"For roughly a year now," Jack replied, "I don't know how he managed to stuff some cheese in there, but it's Owen so I'm not surprised,"

Suddenly, Nick starts screaming, at the top of his lungs, as he frantically backs away from the Shawn golden bottle. A finger has been poured out from the top.

"Gah, what the hell is that?!" Nick exclaimed worriedly, as he looked at a metal finger on the ground. Jack picks up the finger.

"That's a robotic finger. Shawn forgot to throw that finger away after he went on a rampage against the Chris robots." Jack explained, "That zombie training did wonders to his abilities,"

"Is that really what Shawn did?" Axel added, "He actually beat up robots?"

"Yup. He used his zombie training to save the day, no thanks to Scarlett, who had the bright idea to reveal her true intentions at the worst moment, which led to her and Max's elimination,"

"Scarlett? What did she do?" Lars added

"She almost caused Pahkitew Island to be destroyed so Chris decided to eliminate both her and Max because he got fed up with their 'evilness' or some shit. I don't know what happened to the duo after they got sent flying through the Cannon of Shame, but hey, not my problem,"

Meanwhile, Revy examines the Duncan golden bottle, trying to find out what's inside. However, all she could find was a small knife.

"Typical." Revy scoffed, "That black and green haired fool left a knife in there. I guess he got bored,"

"Actually, he put that knife in there while he was in prison. You see, Duncan got in big trouble for destroying a big cottage," Jack explained again

"Wait, really? That fucking Canadian prick actually destroyed a piece of property?"

"Yeah. All I know is Duncan tried to prove he's a bad boy again by destroying a cottage. Seriously, what was he thinking?"

"You're more concerned about the cottage rather than Duncan destroying private property," Benson added

"Well yeah, I'm worried about Duncan too, but I admit, the cottage was too expensive, and too costly since we had to improvise. Thanks, Chris,"

Benson and Rintaro look at each other worriedly, feeling disturbed by the host's words.


(Confessional: Benson Dunwoody)

"Sometimes, I wonder if the host is either unsympathetic or is just trying to be specific on what the hell he's on about,"


With the tour over, Jack is standing on the doorway.

"Get some rest, fellow players." Jack continued, "Because tomorrow is D-Day. And by that, I mean, tomorrow is where we start our journey. Get yourselves freshened up and sleep well. The girls will be staying in the other bus while the boys will sleep here. Don't worry, both tour buses are the same so no need to worry about sharing the same bus for the time being so Ladies? Follow me. I'll get you guys sorted," Jack continued, as he gestured to the female contestants out the door. The female contestants follow suit, leaving the men all alone in the personalized tour bus.

"Men? I'll see you guys in the morning. Goodnight," Jack finished. With a slight chuckle, he walks outside, disappearing in front of the male contestants, leaving the boys baffled.

"What the hell?" Ichiban gasped a little, "How did he disappear like that?"

"Who cares?" Lars shrugged, before he lies down on one of the beds, "This is pure comfort,"

"In that case, I'll take that bed over there," Rintaro said, pointing at one bed

"I call that bed," Benson said

"Mine," Juru and Brick said in unison

All of the men easily got used to the picked beds. Geronimo? He's busy reading his book on the couch.

"Mmm…this is a lot more comfortable than I thought," Lars murmured, "I can sleep in these beds forever,"

"For once, I agree with you," Rintaro agreed, "These feel so nice…."


(Confessional: Ichiban Kasuga)

"You know, the apartment I slept in while I was at Ijincho is a lot better, but this king-sized bed will have to do. I can't wait to become the hero this competition needs,"


Meanwhile, after Jack said his goodbyes, the women were arguing about who gets to sleep in the other beds around the tour bus. Revy and Ada are glaring at each other while the other eight women, aside from Nora, who's separated herself from the others, are trying to defuse the situation.

"I already told you, you fucking bitch!" Revy argued, "I call that bed! Not you! Do you get that into your thick skull?!"

"Well, the host picked me first so I get that double sized bed," Ada replied back, "Not my fault you didn't get picked,"

"That wasn't my fault! That Canadian prick didn't pick me first!"

"So? You still didn't get picked first so I get to use this king-sized bed in front of you. Not you,"

Revy growled in response, angered by Ada's sly smirk.

"I'm going to wipe that smirk off your face. You think this is funny, chinglish?!" Revy threatened again

"Hmm…maybe. Maybe not," Ada smirked, "I'm amused you called me names when you are just as Asian as me, Revy,"

"Wha-why you-"

"Ooh…how fascinating!" Dr. Grey happily interjected, looking at both Revy and Ada, with a fascinating smile on her face, "I sense an air of hostility stemming up from Miss Foul Mouth over here! Say, are you angry because you've got a lot of mental issues, Ms. Lee?"

"Wha-mental issues?!" Revy exclaimed, "Who the fuck do you think you are, telling me if I have mental issues?"

"Oh, I don't know, your voice, your outbursts of anger, and your nihilistic point of view, shows that you're burdened by a lot of mental trauma, which would be so wonderful to find out if I do my psychoanalysis on you! Nothing wrong with digging into that brain of yours!"

Revy's expression went from anger to baffled in a matter of seconds, not expecting her excited reaction. What the fuck? How the hell does that doctor know about my issues? Revy thought to herself.

Feeling disturbed by the crazy doctor, Revy suddenly grabs Dr. Grey's collar, irritated by her forwardness.

"Listen here, you fucking geek!" Revy threatened, "You better keep your goddamn mouth shut because if you keep talking with that prissy tone of yours, I'll gut you up and hang your fucking entrails around this bus! Got that, nerd? Huh?"

However, the crazy doctor's eyes widened in joy, almost as if she's blushing at how aggressive Revy is. Revy is shocked by her sudden change in demeanor.

"Wha…what the fuck?" Revy exclaims fearfully, "Why do you look so happy?!"

"Oooh, you're hostile!" Dr. Grey cheerfully shouted, her eyes gleaming as she looked at the foul-mouthed mercenary, "If you don't mind…"

She leans forward, staring at the foul-mouthed markswoman. the crazy doctor giggled upon seeing Revy's haunted expression, with Ada, and the other girls, even Amaya and Elizabeth, looking equally unnerved. Even Gren is outright horrified over what he's witnessing.

"I would love to psychoanalyze you!" Dr. Grey giggled, "I mean, if it's to examine what's really going on in that angry little brain of yours, I can-"

"AHEM! I'm sorry to interrupt," Yueying cut her off, "But we have to get some rest for tomorrow. Who knows what the host is planning?"

"Little Miss Inventor is right," Asuka added, "Tomorrow is where we start going at each-other's throats. Save the insults for another day,"

Revy and Ada sighed in unison while Dr. Grey pouted a little.

"Yeah, you're right," Ada sighed

"Whatever," Revy crossed her arms

"Aw man, thanks for ruining my vibe today," Dr. Grey whined

"Speaking of Dr. Grey," Yueying continued, "Lady Emily, can I talk to you for a second?"

"Sure! What do you want to talk about?" Dr. Grey nodded

As Yueying dragged Dr. Grey away from the others, for a chat, the other girls, and Gren, were relieved that Yueying pulled her away from freaking the others out. However, Elizabeth notices the frightened look on Nora's face.

"Hmm.. what's wrong with you?" Elizabeth asked Nora, "Why do you look so haunted?"

"Wha-me? Oh…it's nothing. It's just that Dr. Grey reminds me of Blake so much. She even sounds like her… " Nora shuddered, "That chirpy voice combined with her personality…oh god…I can't stop imagining Blake with that voice…"

She shivered as she thought about Dr. Grey, and her voice. Meanwhile, Yueying is talking to Dr. Grey about her hobbies, advising her not to go overboard.

"Lady Emily Grey? Don't go and freak people out with your…hobbies," Yueying warned politely, "I know you're a doctor, but now's not the time to talk about body parts, and emotional trauma. Tomorrow, you can do that. Got it, Lady Grey?"

"Sure!" Dr. Grey happily nodded, "I'll see you guys at 0600 hours, meaning in the morning!"

She pushes Axel out of the way as she lies down on one of the couches.

"Ow…jerk," Axel growled, "Seriously, what is her problem?"

"I don't know, Lady Axel," Yueying shook her head, "I don't know,"


(Confessional: Miku Nakano)

Her eyes widened in surprise, and shock. "I…I'm at a loss for words. Is Emily-san clinically insane? I think so,"


(Confessional: Yueying)

"The doctor is as crazy as Xiahou Ba's Siege Spear. I don't know what to say about her, really,"


The camera now shows Jack, who's standing outside the car-park, and Chef, who's drinking a cup of coffee.

"Ah, Dr. Grey. You have a habit of freaking the hell out of people. I swear, your fetish for dismemberment is either the best thing or the worst thing that has ever happened to this show," Jack sighed

"You know, I don't want to say it, but even she freaks me out," Chef Hatchet shivered, "I was not expecting a contestant to openly admit of doing mutilation until now,"

"Well, she did have a good reason why she had to pull apart that greedy space pirate, but still…that admission caught me off guard faster than the time I went skinny dipping at night,"

"Yeah…wait, what?" Chef questioned

"Uh, nothing! Forget what I said,"

He and Chef turn to the camera.

"Anyway, we hope you enjoy this unexpected opener to start the season. This season is already shaping up to be quite a fascinating roster so join us next time, where we can finally get this show on the road," Jack finished off, "Will these rag-tag bunch of misfits figure out the importance of this show? and who will win the 1 million dollar prize?! Find out next time… on TOTAL! DRAMA! FULL…THROTTLE!"


The rewrite of Episode 1's finally complete. I really put a lot of thought into writing this episode, to make the introduction feel more authentic and without the host being too self-aware compared to the original. I know that it's not my best work, but it was so worth it. I also apologize for taking a while to do this rewrite, but I thought 2025 is the perfect time to release the re-done first episode. Otherwise, thanks for reading this rewrite, and I'll see you guys in the next episode. This is DavidYun, signing off!

Author Notes:

I'll explain why I chose Brick McArthur and Axel. Since Brick has canonically taken part in Revenge of the Island, I figured he deserved a second chance, not like Sam, who returned in Total Drama All-Stars. Personally, Sam being in All-Stars was really undeserving because he's roughly Owen 2.0 in All-Stars.

As for Axel, since Nick Ramos is taking part in the competition, I thought about all the interactions between Nick and Axel from the back of my head. A crazy-survivalist interacting with someone who actually has encountered zombies before. Now THAT is going to be an interesting ride, for sure. I also forgot to mention that, with Full Throttle, this marks Axel's third time in the competition. Fuck.

I once had a friend who was deaf/mute so I was remembering my time being with him in Australia as a way on how to portray General Amaya correctly, since Amaya can't really speak, unless she wants to, and Gren being mainly used as her translator. I have to admit, I watched The Dragon Prince, but I didn't watch Season 5 yet so this will explain why Gren's her translator for the entire story, despite her being in a relationship with Janai. Don't worry, Janai will appear at some point.

I realized that Revy's well known for her sailor mouth. In other words, she swears..almost constantly so it was a little tough trying to do her justice while trying not to go overboard with the swearing without making her sound too edgy. I also considered on not making her swear, but I changed my mind once I realized how stupid it was to even try to censor Revy like that.

Regarding why Nora sounds so disturbed by Dr. Grey, it's a reference to her voice actress Arryn Zech, who voices both Blake Belladonna and Dr. Emily Grey. The difference is noticeable when you hear the two together.