Dear SkyClan,

Thanks for having me, but I've decided my true home is in ThunderClan. Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

Sincerely, Twigpaw


Dear Twigpaw,

What?! HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME?! I WANT MY SISTER! WHY DOES NOBODY EVER CARE WHAT I WANT?! WHY DOES THE WORLD NEVER REVOLVE AROUND ME?! WAAAAAAHHH!

Sincerely, your sister who is totally a mature adult