Chapter 13: Kappa Mikey and Guano IV:

This chapter takes place during the Oikawa Arc

"To the Front Door," shouts Kappa Mikey as he busts through the front door of the Convenience Store, "AWAY!"

"Why can't we enter like normal people," asks Guano.

"That's what EVIL would want us to do."

Kappa Mikey then checks the snacks.

"Anything you'd like," asks Yolei.

"Any of this good for my age," asks Kappa Mikey.

"We got some candy you can have," says Yolei.

"Hey," shouts Veemon as he and Davis reveal to be there, "you guys made me drop my candy bar!"

"Can you still eat it," asks Kappa Mikey.

"No," says Veemon.

"Look, Blue Butt," says Guano, "this guy has been saving your life since before you were born. Can't you just forgive him for that or something?"

"I'm a Digimon, not a character from Hong Kong Phooey," says Veemon, "and who are you calling Blue Butt, Purple Butt?"

Veemon and Guano then show dislike of each other.

"Next time you need saving, call someone else."

"Kappa Mikey and Guano," says Veemon.

Patamon then bursts through the floor.

"Kappa Mikey and Guano? Must get autograph!"

Patamon then attacks Davis and takes a pencil. Yolei then hides behind the counter and hands him a piece of paper. Patamon then runs to Kappa Mikey and Guano.

"Did you hear something," asks Kappa Mikey.

"It's that digital pig kid," says Guano.

"Let's make like Julia Roberts and run away!"

Kappa Mikey and Guano then run, but Kappa Mikey drops his belt and Patamon finds it. "Kappa Mikey's belt."

...

Kappa Mikey and Guano are in the parking lot.

"Why do we always have trouble finding an invisible GIANT ROBOT," asks Guano.

"Wait," says Kappa Mikey, "I just remembered. The Alarm." Kappa Mikey activates it, and they find the Invisible Gundam. "Let's get in it." Kappa Mikey and Guano then enter the Invisible Gundam and take off.

"They're gone," says Patamon. "Wow, Kappa Mikey's belt. This had helped him fight for justice... and kept his pants up. I guess I should return it." Patamon then runs all the way back to TK's house.

...

"I wonder what this button does." Patamon then presses the button, and it shrinks TK's bed. "The Tiny Ray."

...

Veemon is on his way to TK's house. "I don't know why I had to pay for Patamon's candy. Wouldn't it make more sense for TK to pay. One thing's for sure, Patamon owes me money." Veemon then notices a beam of light coming from the window. "What the Devimon?"

...

Veemon enters TK's room and sees that Patamon has shrunken everything.

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... hi Veemon," says Patamon.

"Is that Kappa Mikey's belt?"

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..."

"I can't believe Kappa Mikey said you can borrow it," says Veemon.

"Neither can I?"

"Wait, he didn't did he?"

"Please don't tell Kappa Mikey."

Veemon then goes to a phone. "Hello, I'd like to speak to Kappa..." Patamon shrinks him. "What the..."

"I'm sorry, Veemon, but you made me do it."

"Well, now I'm making you regrow me."

Patamon tries, but it just keeps mutating Veemon.

"Look, why don't we just ask Kappa Mikey..."

"NO! I'll just go to someone for advice. Someone smart. Someone wise."

...

"ARMADILLOMON," shouts Patamon.

"Howdy Patamon."

"I took Kappa Mikey's belt and look." Patamon holds up Tiny Veemon.

"A Veemon action figure. Mind if Ah play with it?" Armadillomon then grabs the tiny Veemon and starts flying it around. "AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!" Veemon screams.

"No, that is Veemon."

"Oh. AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!"

"I can't figure out how to regrow him."

"Don't worry, li't pardner," says Armadillomon, "Veemon will always find love. It's just gotta be someone his own size. Like this tomato. See, they like each other." Armodillomon then pretends Veemon and the tomato are kissing.

"Any idea of how to regrow him?"

"Here's the problem. Y'all got it set to 'k' for kid size, Ah'll just draw an 'a' on it for adult size."

"I don't think that even makes sense."

"Which one of us gets their power from the Digi Egg of Knowledge?"

"Patamon's too smart to actually buy this stupidity," says Veemon.

"I'm sorry I doubted you," says Patamon.

"Now, let's do this," says Armadillomon.

Patamon zaps and Armadillomon and Veemon are the same size.

"It worked," says Armadillomon.

"No," says Patamon, "I shrunk you too."

"Well, that ain't good," says Armadillomon.

"I'll just keep you both in this jar," says Patamon, "I'm sure it's all good from here."

"Hi," Patamon," says Gatomon, but Patamon shrinks her.

"Hello Patamon," says Hawkmon, but Patamon shrinks him.

"Hi Patamon," says Wormmon, but Patamon shrinks him.

...

Patamon has shrunken everyone.

"I need a bigger jar," says Patamon.

"Patamon, you shrunk everyone in town," says Veemon, "you have to tell Kappa Mikey."

"No, I can't!"

"It's too crowded in here," says Mummymon.

"Patamon, you know it's the right thing to do," says TK.

"The lad's right, Kappa Mikey will understand."

"You're Kappa Mikey you old koot," says Guano.

"Oh right."

"Kappa Mikey, Guano," says a sad Patamon, "I'm sorry."

"It's alright, I understand. I remember when I first used the belt. I believe it was when those Chimera Ants..."

"JUST TELL HIM HOW TO UNSHRINK US!"

"Oh right, the unshrink ray," Kappa Mikey tries to remember, "did you try drawing an 'a' on the 'k?'

"THAT'S IT," the people then get out of the jar, "GET PATAMON!" The people then attack him.

"I'll need an elevator just to get on the couch," says Veemon, "Vee Headbutt!" Veemon headbutts Patamon.

"The mice are going to be bigger than me," says Gatomon, "Lightning Claw!" Gatomon then scratches Patamon.

"We've been shrinking for years," says Kappa Mikey.

"But this is ridiculous," says Guano. Kappa Mikey and Guano then kick Patamon.

"EVERYTHING'S TOO BIG!"

"I got it," says Patamon.

Everyone then hears something and check it out.

"Since I couldn't make you all big, I managed to make both worlds small."

"I see some problems with this," says TK.

"You mean besides the fact that the Earth is now orbiting around the Moon," asks Ken.

"Maybe I can talk to Izzy about fixing it," says TK.

...

A UFO is in the area.

"The time to invade the Earth has come," says one alien, "wait, where is the Earth?"

"Maybe we're at the wrong solar system," says another alien.

"My wife's right, I do need to ask directions."