Chapter 23: Chocolate With Nuts:

This Chapter takes place during the Devimon Arc

TK and Patamon were still looking for the others.

"I wish there was a way to get to the other islands," says TK.

"Maybe if we had a boat," says Patamon.

"Yeah, but we're so broke, we can't even afford an imaginary boat."

"How do humans make money in your world," asks Patamon.

"I think they sell stuff," says TK, "wait, Patamon, what's one thing you would want more than anything else?"

"To digivolve," asks Patamon.

"Let's try something else."

"A candy bar?"

"That's it! Come on!"

...

TK and Patamon got a whole bunch of candy bars to sell.

"Come on," says TK.

TK and Patamon go to a Monochromon.

"Hello Sir, would you like some chocolates," asks TK.

Monochromon hears that and goes nuts, causing TK and Patamon to run away with Monochromon chasing them.

...

"That didn't count," says TK, "let's try this next one."

TK knocks on a vending machine and a Numamon comes out.

"Yes," asks Numamon.

"Hello, we're selling chocolates."

"Chocolates, huhh? That's alot. What you amateur salesmen need are chocolate carrying boxes. One is worth 10 bucks."

"We'll take 10," says Patamon.

...

TK and Patamon then knock on another vending machine and a Numamon comes out.

"Good thing they all look the same," says TK, "otherwise I'd think it was the same guy."

"You know, you two could use some Chocolate carrying box carrying boxes. One is worth 20 bucks."

"We'll take 20," says Patamon.

...

TK and Patamon then go to a house. TK knocks on the door and a Floramon answers.

"Yes," asks Floramon.

"Hi, would you like to buy a chocolate," asks TK.

"That sounds heavenly."

TK opens a box and takes out another box. He opens that box and takes out another box. He opens that box and takes out another box and so on. Floramon closes the door, and TK finally gets out a chocolate bar.

"One chocolate for..." TK and Patamon then hear Monochromon roaring, and they run off with Monochromon chasing after them.

...

TK and Patamon were sitting on large mushrooms.

"We need a new plan," says TK.

Patamon thinks. "I know, let's get naked."

"That's easier for you then it is for me. What did that Numamon say to us?"

"He called us amateurs."

"That's it," says TK, "he made us feel special!"

"Yeah, special. I'M GONNA BUY MORE BOXES!" Patamon flies off.

"Patamon, wait!" Patamon freezes. "We just need to make the customer feel special. Come on."

...

"Remember, make the customer, feel special."

TK knocks the door and a Bakemon answers.

"Yes?"

"I love you," says Patamon.

Bakemon closes the door.

"I think you went too far," says TK. TK knocks on the door.

"Please, go away," says Bakemon.

"Wait, we're selling chocolates."

"Not interested. Chocolate gives me a rash. Isn't that right, Loverboy?"

Patamon looks at his rash.

"I got pictures of mine. I can give you one for 40 bucks."

"We'll take 40," says Patamon.

...

"Maybe we're too distracted," says TK.

"Huhh," asks Patamon.

"I think we need to focus more."

"Huhh?"

"So, let's make a pact to focus."

"You say something?"

"Remember, focus."

TK knocks on the door and a Mushroommon answers.

"Yes?"

Patamon stares at him.

"Why's tiny here staring at me?"

"Patamon, what are you doing?"

"Focusing."

Mushroommon then slams the door on Patamon.

"Hey, nice place you got here," says Patamon.

...

"This is all Devimon's fault," says TK, "if he didn't use that dumb building..."

"Yeah, he shouldn't have lied," says Patamon.

"That's it. Maybe we just need to stretch the truth..."

TK and Patamon hear Monochromon roaring and run again with Monochromon chasing them.

...

TK and Patamon somehow get to Devimon's lair, despite the lack of logic. They knock on the door and Ogremon answers.

"What do you two want," asks Ogremon.

"Hello, is Devimon home," asks TK.

Devimon appears.

"What can I do for you two," asks Devimon.

"We're selling chocolates," says TK.

"Well, I hate chocolate, so I'm going to destroy you."

"But this chocolate's not for eating," says TK.

"Really?"

"It... uh..."

"You rub it over your body, and you become invincible," says Patamon.

"No way is he gonna believe that," TK says in his mind.

"You don't say," says Devimon. Ogremon tries to gesture no. "Very well. Ogremon buy the chocolate."

"I hate you," says Ogremon as he buys the chocolate."

"You see that, Patamon, we keep this up and we'll be selling it all."

"Hooray for lying," says Patamon.

...

"It'll make your hair grow," says TK.

"Great, my wife's growing a beard," says a Geckomon.

"They'll make you sound smart," says TK.

"I'll take twenty," says Sukamon.

"It'll make you bigger," says Patamon.

"Just in time," says another Patamon.

"They'll make you fly," says TK.

"You'll fall in love," says Patamon.

"They'll bring world peace," says TK.

"You'll walk through walls," says Patamon.

"You'll rule the Digital World," says TK.

...

TK and Patamon are wrapped in bandages.

"This is the best lie yet," says Patamon.

"They'll feel so sorry for us, they'll buy all the chocolates," says TK.

TK knocks on the door and an unseen Digimon answers.

"Yes?"

"Hello, sir. Would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation," TK says.

The Digimon then reveals his own bandaged appearance. "Really? Small world. What happened to you guys?"

"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... Kuwagamon," says TK.

"Some guys have all the luck, I was born with glass bones, paper skin, and a very fragile body." The Digimon then fell down the stairs. "Ow."

...

TK and Patamon then help him into bed.

"Is there anything else we can do for you," asks TK.

"Well, there is one thing... as you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high, but luckily, I am able to keep myself alive by selling... chocolate bars."

...

TK and Patamon then take the chocolates.

"Such nice boys," the Digimon is then revealed to be that Numamon, "and the biggest suckers on File Island."

...

"Patamon, I'm glad we're helping that guy, but there's no one left to sell to. Let's admit it, we're failures."

"I can live with that," says Patamon.

"Let's change our names to Loser and Disappointmen."

Monochromon appears and roars. TK and Patamon are scared, but then Monochromon gets out some money and smiles happily. Turns out, he wants to buy all their chocolates. TK and Patamon then fall to the ground.

"Thank you for your patronage," says TK.

...

"This chocolate just stains my suit," says Devimon, "I want to blast something." Devimon then proceeds to blast that Numamon that keeps conning TK and Patamon.

"Well, I deserve that."

In a special crossover chapter, the Veemon, Hawkmon, Armadillomon, Patamon, and Gatomon find themselves on a game show with the Main Characters of Justice League Advanced.