(The scene starts with Jenna playing her electric guitar. Lequisha and Brianna are watching Jenna play her electric guitar. Lequisha is carrying her bass guitar and Brianna is using one of her drumsticks to play with her hair.)
Lequisha: Baby girl, why you be fiddlin' around with yo' hair? Yo' hair be perfectly fine.
(Brianna still isn't listening and continues to brush her hair with her drumsticks.)
Lequisha: Baby Girl, stop! That be enough!
(Brianna '''''STILL ''''' isn't listening and still brushes her hair with her drumsticks.)
Lequisha: '''''BABY GIRL GET YO'SELF BACK DOWN TO EARTH ALREADYYYYYYYY! STOP BE PLAYIN' WIT' YO' FUCKIN' HAIR 'N LET'S GET PRACTICIN'!'''''
Brianna: But, like, 'Quiiiiisheeeee, I like, totally love playing with my like, totally gorgeous hair. It's like, totally beautiful!
Lequisha: '''AND WE, NEED TO START PRACTICIN!''' '''Not everythang be revolvin' 'bout you or your appearance''', that's just gonna be messin it up, baby girl!
Brianna: (Growls) Like, fiiiineee...I'll like, totally do that after we like, totally practice. Like, geez, 'Quishe, you're like, totally a killjoy!
Lequisha: '''''BABY GIRL I SWEAR TO GOD-'''''
Jenna: Alright, Lods of Vengeance! Let's just rock this garage 'til the end of time!
Lequisha: Oh I am ready girl! I be ready to jam, yo!
Brianna: Like, I'm like, soooo totally ready to like, totally hard-rock 'n roll this like, totally radical house down! (Taps her drumsticks) 1! 2! 3! 4!
(The Lods of Vengeance start aggressively blasting their loud punk-rock heavy-metal music)
(Tori enters the garage with headphones on her ears as she gets a packet of Pure Leaf sweet tea)
Tori: That's my little sis. Being with her best friends and being...'''''LOUD.''''' Good thing she soundproofed the garage like I told her too.
(The Lods of Vengeance continue playing their loud punk-rock heavy-metal music. As Brianna finishes hitting every drum and cymbal on her drum set with extreme lightning speed, they stop playing their music. Brianna's drum set breaks into pieces.)
(Brianna gasps)
Brianna: '''''LIKE, MY TOTALLY AWESOME DRUMSET!''''' (Screams)
Jenna: Don't worry, Brianna. We'll help you put it back up.
Lequisha: '''''BABY GIRL YOU CRAZY! YOU BE ACTIN' CRAZY! SERIOUSLY GIRL YOU BE BREAKIN' YO' DRUM SET THANKS TO HOW RIDICULOUSLY FAST YOU BE!'''''
Brianna: But I like, totally love playing my like, totally radical drumsssss~!
Jenna: We know Bri-Bri. Now we've gotta fix the drum set. Gotta put the cymbals, the toms, the snares, the bass drum, and the drum pedal back together again.
Brianna: Like, what are...toms? Like, what are...snares? And like, what's like, totally a drum pedal? I'm like, totally confused...
Lequisha: I be thinkin' you be needin' an lesson on that, baby girl.
Brianna: Like, okay, 'Quishe.
(So, one by one, Jenna and Lequisha work on fixing Brianna's drum set)
Brianna: (gasps and squeals) '''''LIKE, OMG! IT'S LIKE, TOTALLY PERFECT! LIKE, THANKS, JENSTER AND 'QUISHE! YOU'RE LIKE, TOTALLY THE BEEEEEST!'''''
Jenna: No problem, Bri-Bri.
Brianna: So, like, what should we like, totally do now? (Gasps) OMG! I like, totally have an idea! Let's like, totally go to the spa!
Jenna and Lequisha: Uhhhhhh...
Lequisha: Baby girl we ain't so sure 'bout this.
Jenna: I know that you like it, but I'm not sure if I will.
Brianna: Like, totally give it a chance Jenster. It'll like, totes be like, totally fun!
Lequisha: Baby girl, she be sayin' she ain't gon' like this.
Brianna: And I like, totally say she like, totally needs to give it an chance.
Lequisha: Know what? I ain't gon' be arguin' wit' you. Let's just go anyway.
Brianna: '''''YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!'''''
(Jenna sighs)
(The Lods of Vengeance arrive at the spa)
Mr. Gates: Ahhhhh! Brianna! My favorite customer! And I see you brought your two friends over.
Brianna: Yep! I like, totally did!
Mr. Gates: Great! I see your family's business is still doing great! They're making trillions of dollars!
Jenna and Lequisha: '''''TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS?!'''''
Lequisha: '''''DAMN BABY GIRL YOU BE HAVIN' TOO MUCH FUCKIN' MONEY!'''''
Brianna: Soooo.. what's like, totally wrong with that! I am apart of an totally, like rich family you know.
Jenna: We know that, Bri-Bri. We're just surprised, that's all.
Lequisha: (annoyed sigh) C'mon girl. We gon' have to suffer thru' this shit.
(Jenna and Lequisha proceed to follow Brianna to the spa room)
(While at the spa room, the girls dress up in spa clothes. Jenna and Brianna relaxed, while Lequisha has an annoyed expression on her face and has her hair down instead of in a ponytail. Brianna also doesn't have her shades on.)
Brianna: Are you guys like, totally enjoying this?!
Lequisha: No!
Jenna (under breath): Quick, let's get out of here before Brianna knows!
Lequisha: (under breath) Good idea girl! You up for shootin' hoops?
Jenna: (under breath) Aw yeah 'Quishe! I am in!
(Jenna and Lequisha both proceed to slowly and quietly leave while Brianna lays down asleep)
(Then, after 50 minutes, Brianna finally wakes up and realizes Jenna and Lequisha are gone.)
(Brianna is shocked and angry. She puts her shades back on her head and dashes off-screen)
Brianna: (shrieks in a very high-pitched and very loud volume) '''''MR. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!'''''
Mr. Gates: What? What is it, Ms. McClain?
Brianna: '''MY BANDMATES ARE LIKE, TOTALLY GONE!'''
Mr. Gates: Then you better go find them! (Brianna gives him a 10,000 dollar bill) Thanks for coming to the spa!
Brianna: I'll like totally see you later! Byeeeee! (She leaves and goes outside; she onde again shrieks at a very high-pitched and very loud volume) '''''JENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LEQUISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''''
Man: Hey, kid. Do ya mind?
(Brianna is trying to find Jenna and Lequisha)
Brianna: (continues shouting '''''JENNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LEQUISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!''''' (Her yelling ends up scaring a baby in a stroller who cries off-screen)
Woman: (holding the stroller; yelling at Brianna) Hey! Be quiet, young lady! My baby's trying to sleep!
Brianna: '''''WELL IM LIKE, TOTALLY TRYING TO FIND MY FRIENDS! THEY LIKE, TOTALLY RAN AWAY FROM ME!'''''
Woman: Your friends went that way!
Brianna: Like, thanks!
(Then, we see Jenna and Lequisha, playing basketball on a court. Lequisha now has her hair in a ponytail again.)
Jenna: This is so wicked. Isn't it, Quishe?
Lequisha: Sure is, girl!
Brianna: '''''LEQUISHA, JENNA! GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A LIKE TOTALLY STRONG MAN YOU CUNTS!'''''
Lequisha: Oh shit. We doomed.
Jenna: Uh oh...
Brianna: '''''LIKE, WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU TWO?! I WAS LIKE, TOTALLY LOOKING FOR YOU GUYS LIKE, FOREVEEEEERRR! LIKE, WHY DID YOU LIKE, TOTALLY LEAVE ME BEHIIIIIIIIINDDDDDD?!'''''
Jenna: Um…. We were….
Brianna: '''''DON'T LIKE TOTALLY START LIKE TOTALLY LYING TO MEEEEE! WHEEEEEEREEEEEEE?! DIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDD?! YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU?! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!'''''
(As she shrieks at the top of her lungs, a flock of crows start flying away and squawking)
Jenna: We were just... um...
Brianna: '''''LIKE, COME OOONNNNN! I LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T HAVE ALL DAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!''''' (Growls)
Jenna: Okay okay! We escaped from the spa to go play basketball! We didn't want to be at the spa!
Brianna: (explodes with anger) '''''OMG LIKE WHY DON'T YOU LIKE TOTALLY WANNA DO WHAT I LIKE TOTALLY WANT YOU TO DO?! AREN'T WE LIKE TOTALLY SUPPOSED TO BE BFFS?!'''''
Lequisha: '''GIRL, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT DIFFERENT INTERESTS IS?'''
Brianna: '''''UMM, LIKE, YAAAH! LIKE, OF COURSE I LIKE, TOTALLY DO, 'QUISHEEEEE! BUT LIKE, SOMETIMES, I LIKE, TOTALLY WANT YOU TO LIKE, TOTALLY DO THE STUFF I WANT YOU TO DOOOOOO! LIKE, C'MON, 'QUISHE! I'M LIKE, TOTALLY NO GOOD AT BASKETBALL! AND I'M LIKE, TOTALLY NO GOOD AT HIP-HOP DANCING!'''''
Lequisha: Well I'm sorry, but '''WE DO NOT LIKE SPAS! CANT YOU RESPECT THAT?!'''
Brianna: Hmmph! Like, fine!
Brianna: Like, why don't you like, totally help me at my like, totally fabulous smoothie shop then?
Jenna: Smoothie Shop? Since when did you have that?
Brianna: Like, totally 3 days ago. It's like, totally fabulous!
Jenna: Oh, well that sounds nice.
Brianna: Like, I know right? And I like, totally want you two to see it? Will you like, totally please go with me? Please? Please? '''''PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAASEEEEEEEE?!'''''
Lequisha: Okay, okay, we will see it!
Brianna: (starts glomping Jenna and Lequisha) '''''EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LIKE, TOTALLY BEST BFFS EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!''''' (She dashes off with them. We then cut to outside Brianna's mansion, where Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna are inside a small building which is assumed to be Brianna's Smoothie Shop)
Jenna: (while inside the "Smoothie Shop") Now what, Bri-Bri?
Brianna: We are like, totally gonna work together to get some like, totally awesome sales!
Lequisha: Alright baby girl. I'm likin' this plan so far.
(Then the Lods of Vengeance prepare each smoothie for Brianna's shop, and they all finished everything that they needed to do.)
Brianna: Everything's like, totally dooonnnneeeeee!
Brianna: Now we like, totally gotta wait for the like, totally radical customeeeeers!
(So Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna wait for a customer to show up. A minute later, an customer shows up)
Brianna: Like, welcome to the like, totally radical smoothie shop. Like, how can I help you?
Customer: I want a pink smoothie with a lemon, please.
Brianna: Like, coming right up!
(She proceeds to make it super fast)
Brianna: Like, here you go!
(The customer drinks it)
Brianna: I like, totally made this smoothie with pig penises, flamingo meat and weasel testicles! I did like, totally add the lemon though!
(Jenna and Lequisha gasp in horror and the customer spits out the smoothie, getting angry at Brianna)
Brianna: Ugggh! Like, what's the matter?
Customer: '''''YOU CALL THIS A SMOOTHIE?! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RANCID!'''''
Brianna: Like, totally! Rancidly delicious!
Lequisha: '''''BABY GIRL THAT AIN'T HOW YOU BE DOIN' IT!''''' (gives the customer a pink Strawberry smoothie) Here's a pink strawberry smoothie, sir!
Customer: (drinks the strawberry smoothie) Now THIS is a smoothie! Thanks, uhhhh...what's your name?
Lequisha: Lequisha Adams. Homies call me 'Quishe.
Customer: Thanks Lequisha.
Lequisha: No prob, no prob. (To Brianna) '''''SEEEEEEEEE?! THIS HOW YOU BE MAKIN' SMOOTHIES! GOT IT BABY GIRL?!'''''
Brianna: Okay! Like, totality no need to yell!
Lequisha: I just be tellin' ya baby girl.
Jenna: Now let's wait for another customer!
(Just then, Otto Richardson arrives)
Otto: S'up girls?
Brianna: '''''OMIGOSH LIKE HIIII OTTOMAAAAAAN! LIKE HOW ARE YOOOOUUUU?!'''''
Otto: Radical Bri-Bri.
Brianna: Would you like, totally like a smoothie?!
Otto Richardson: You bet I would! I want a yellow smoothie!
(Brianna then makes the smoothie super quickly)
Otto Richardson: Radical! Thanks! (He takes a sip of it)
Brianna: I like, totally made the like, totally smoothie out of cat urine and toxic waste and I like, totally put a lemon in there! Oh yeah! And I like, totally put boogers in there!
(Otto gasps at first, but then he throws up and throws the cup at the back of the stand, all while Lequisha stares at Brianna)
Brianna: '''''LIKE, QUIIIIIISHEEEEE! I WANNA LIKE, TOTALLY ADD WHATEVER I WAAANT! EVEN LIKE TOTALLY GROSS STUUUUFFF!'''''
Otto: Brianna, I think you need to go to smoothie school.
Brianna: '''''NO I LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T! I CAN LIKE, TOTALLY MAKE SMOOTHIES LIKE, TOTALLY MY WAY! AND THERE'S LIKE, TOTALLY NOTHING YOU CAN LIKE, TOTALLY DO ABOUT IT!'''''
Lequisha: Still ain't listenin' to the 'Quishe huh? Oooooh girl, you nasty!
Brianna: '''''GRRRRRRRRRRR! I'LL LIKE, TOTALLY SHOW YOU WHO'S LIKE, TOTALLY THE NASTY ONE!'''''
(Jenna just gives Otto a lemonade smoothie while Brianna and Lequisha fight and attack each other)
Jenna: Here's an actual yellow smoothie that's just right for you, Otto.
Otto: (Sips the lemonade smoothie) Awwwww yeah, Jenster! Now that's how a smoothie should taste! Thanks!
Jenna: No problem. (Sends Brianna and Lequisha far away from each other) Woah woah woah! Chillax, dudes! Chillax!
(Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna wait for the next customer. Just then, Jason Littlefrod comes over.)
Jason Littleford: S'up girls?!
Jenna, Lequisha and Brianna: '''''S'UP JASON?!'''''
Lequisha: How ya doin' baby?
Brianna: Like how's your like, totally radical daaaay?
Jason Littleford: Amazing!
Brianna: What would you like, totally like to order?!
Jason Littleford: I want the most coolest smoothie ever!
Brianna: You like, totally got it!
(She zips offscreen and grabs a smoothie filled with everything.)
Jason: Wow, Brianna! That was fast! Thanks! (He sips the smoothie)
Brianna: Like, thanks! I like, totally made this with pizza, burgers, chicken, roast beef, pickles, fries, hot dogs and onion rings!
Jason: WHAT THE HELL? (spits it out) '''Who puts all of those things in an smoothie? They do NOT taste nice all mixed like that'''
Brianna: (cheerfully oblivious) Like, don't worry! I'll like, totally make you more smoothies!
(Brianna gives Jason more smoothies. Jenna just looks at her with a worried expression and Lequisha has an outright pissed off look on her face. Brianna goes crazy and ends up getting way too many smoothies for Jason. Jason is shocked)
Lequisha: (pissed off) '''''BABY GIRL...'''''
(Brianna still doesn't listen to Lequisha and continues to give Jason more smoothies)
Lequisha: (pissed off) Ohhh baby girl. You be crazy! '''''BABY GIRL... STOP IT!'''''
Brianna: Like, no way, 'Quishe! I've like, totally gotta make this like, totally radical smootnie shop like, totally perfect!
(She keeps making the smoothies. More people are in line, and each smoothie is given to them)
Jenna: Now that's what I call fast service!
Brianna: I hope they like, totally enjoy the smoothies!
Lequisha: (snarky) They betta' baby girl. I don't wan' be beatin' you up again.
Voice: Oh wow! This Smoothie tastes wonderful!
Voice: Best Smoothie I ever had!
Jenna and Lequisha: Huh?
Jenna: What's going on?
Lequisha: Zero idea, girl!
Brianna: I like, totally got even more like, totally radical money! '''''SEE 'QUISHE?! I KNOW WHAT I'M LIKE, TOTALLY DOING! QUIT LIKE, TOTALLY BEING A KILLJOY!'''''
(Lequisha gets angry)
Brianna: '''''LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR DEAL NOW, 'QUISHE?! DID YOU LIKE, TOTALLY WAKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED OR LIKE, TOTALLY SOMETHING?! I LIKE, TOTALLY TOLD YOU BEFORE! LEEEETTTTTT! ME DOOOOOOOO! WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!'''''
Jenna: You know, Bri-Bri does have a point.
(Lequisha faceplams in frustration)
Brianna: You like, totally won't let me do anything, 'Quishe! I like, totally want independence, but noooooo! You like, totally slave me around! You're like, totally a meanie!
(Lequisha is just angry and frustrated at the same time)
Jenna: (giggles and facepalms) Here we go agaaaain...
Brianna: I like, totally hate you slaving me, 'Quishe! We're like, totally supposed to be BFFs! What do you like, totally think I am? Your like, totally uncool slave or something?
Lequisha: '''''I AM NOT AN F*ING SLAVE, BABY GIRL! IM JUST TRYING TO BE GIVIN YO A* SOME COMMON SENSE AND YOU NOT BE LISTENIN TO ME!'''''
Brianna: Like, who like, totally needs "common sense"? You're like, totally not the boss of me!
Lequisha: Ya still need sense put into ya!
Brianna: '''''YOU ARE LIKE TOTALLY A F*KING SLAVE! YOUR MY SLAVES! NOW GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK OR ELSE I'LL LIKE TOTALLY BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AND SHRED ALL OF YOUR TOTALLY BORING CLOTHES AND REPLACE WITH PINK CLOTHES! LIKE F* YOU QUISHE! F* YOU!'''''
Lequisha: Baby girl we aint doin this again.. what did I tell you about lashing out on us? Should you be doin this? No?
Brianna: Why?
Jenna; Because it's not only mean but also hurtful! You nearly made Lequisha mad at you! Quit acting lile your better than everyone else, and calm down!
Brianna: Fine. I'll just like, totally shut myself up from like, now on. I'm like, totally sorry 'Quishe.
Lequisha: Sure you sorry?
Brianna: Like, totally.
Lequisha: Then it good baby. (She hugs Brianna)
Jenna: Glad you two made up.
Brianna: So like now what should we like, totally do?
Jenna: Let's start selling real smoothies this time…
Lequisha: Girl, looks like we already did...
(We see everyone with the smoothies Brianna made)
Brianna: These smoothies are like totally better now!
Otto: Yeah Bri-Bri. Mine tastes like banana, and I love it!
Jenna: Guess we really did make the smoothie shop a success, didn't we, girls?
Brianna: Like, totally!
Lequisha: You bet, girl!
Jenna: And we helped and worked together!
Lequisha: 'Xactly girl. Even if it ain't perfect the first time.
(The LOV laugh, ending the scene)
