It was a beautiful morning in primp the sun was rising the birds were chirping the morning glory flowers were blooming and life was being beautiful

inside a glowing beautiful cave with diamonds and a beautiful river in it lived woke up a miserable man named Schezo Wegey who lived in this cave and is considered the hobo of the town

as Schezo woke up he slowly and lazily got up from his big pile of plush toys that he sleeps in senes he really likes stuff that he considers "cute"

he soon started his morning routine of puting his own head in the river for 2 minutes to keep his skin moisturized than taking some water from the river and putting it in a pot and putting the pot on a simple campfire to let it boil and than making coffee from a jar of coffee he stole from his enemy satan

than he takes 2 minutes to polish and clean his sword and than the final part to hug and kiss his beloved Donguri Gaeru plush that he got as a birthday gift from his friend Lemres so schezo would stop trying to take the REAL Donguri Gaeru and keep him at home forever since schezo has no control of himself

as Schezo finished polishing and cleaning his sword which now shines so bright it almost blinds him as he went to grab his beloved Donguri Gaeru plush of it speical shelf tragedy struck him "OOOOOOH Donguri Gaeru~~ im going to buy groceries~ so-" Schezo stopped talking as he was SHOCKED as he saw the site of the Donguri Gaeru plush

" DONGURIIIIIIII!" Schezo SCREAMED as he saw the Donguri Gaeru plush destroyed its left eye was missing its hands were about to tear apart and his hat was missing " WHO DID THIS TO YOU TELL ME WHO IS THE-"
it cuts off to satans castel as he was drinking tea and enjoying his morning while reading his 98th copy of his favorite book 'flirting for dummies pathetic men edition' but sadly his peace was broken

as soon as Schezo BUSTED and BROKE his wall with complete rage in his soul AND THEN SCHEZO GRABBED SATANS HORNS AND STARTED TO FLAIL SATAN BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE FLOOR SIDES UNTIL HE STOPPED TO YELL at satan whos face completely looked diffrent after a round of kissing the floor "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM!" Schezo yelled at the man who used to be satan by looks but now looked more like squidward tentacles " i didn't do shi-" satan was about to say but was cut off by-"THAN WHY IS MY BELOVED Donguri Gaeru PLUSH LIKE THIS!" satan barely able to speak said"ju...st buy a new one" he said as he fainted from the pain that Schezo brought to him"oh i never tought about it..." Schezo said calmly as he calmed down" but first i need to start a funeral for my precious" sniffed Schezo "Donguri Gaeru Plushie.." said schezo as tears started falling from his eyes like a waterfall from a mountain

3 HOURS LATER

schezo stood there crying at the funeral 2 hours before it started and as soon as everyone came "Thank you all for coming to this funeral" said schezo as he stood in silence for a few seconds " Today we came here to pay-" Schezo was cut of by Feli yelling in the back"WHERE IS THE FREE PIZZA BITCH"as everyone looked at her in disgust "SHUT THE FUCK UP FELI YOU DID NOT EVEN CHANGE YOUR CLOTHS YOUR STILL IN YOUR PIJAMAS BITCH" yelled Schezo at her loudly making Feli so mad she leaves the funeral"as i was saying today we gathered to" as Schezo continued to ramble on Liddle whispered to Mrs Accord" um miss accord why are we here?" asked liddle confused on why they were here in school hours" beacause this ill be a great learning experience to learn about how much short time we have here on this planet sweetie" replied to Liddle happily leaving liddle in udder dismay and in an existential crisis"thank you puss in boots your allowed to leave now" said Schezo in a sad tone to Puss in boots as he left the funeral "thank you everyone for coming your all dismissed" said Schezo while crying as everyone left very quickly except for Oshare Bones" hey man i know how it feels to lose a loved one it gonna be painful at first but youll have to move on for them" said Oshare bones to Schezo in sincerity"thank you mr Oshare" Oshare than waved goodbye to Schezo and then let

as Schezo was standing Alone the anxiety hit him as he realized he has to go into a public crowded area THE MALL as thats the only place he knows where to get his plushies from and Schezos quirk of accidentally saying inappropriate stuff is really ''''embarrassing'''' in public

THE NEXT DAY

Schezo was at the mall's front door scared of walking in as he just thinks what if he says something innappropriate stuff by accident and someone calls the police Lemres wasn't able to get it for him because he was busy questioning his sexuality after he saw Otomo kill a sea dragon
Rulue couldn't pity him enough to get it for him
so it was Schezo's mission to get the Donguri Gaerue plush toy

as Schezo walked into the mall he started walking toward mall map he looked at it very confused as he can't read and then he felt a hand on his shoulder "Hey are you lost man?*" Said Maguro wearing an unusual outfit of a blue shirt a blue mail man hat, shorts and a bag with maps in them "oh Maguro what are you doing in here shouldn't you be slithering away your young years on your computer?" said Schezo questioning why Maguro would be in a mall handing maps to mall customers " im gonna ignore you cynical comment about my lifestyle*" said Maguro then he laughed a bit BUT the joy he had gone away as-"well im here cuz i GAVE SONIC ADVENTURE 2 A SIX OUT OF TEN AND NOW" Maguro yelled and the full of rage HURLED the bag full of maps onto the ground " ALL CUZ THAT STUPID ECOLO REPORTED ME TO THE COPS AND OW I HAVE TO DO 2 YEARS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE CUZ SOME OLD GEEZERS DECIEDED TO GIVE A FLYING RAT WITH BOOB-" YELLED Maguro very loudly and started ranting about the mech and emerald hunting stages in Sonic Adventure 2 as Schezo watched him in fear he swiftly grabbed a map from his bag and started running as fast as he can " WAIT WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING LET GO OF ME" yelled Maguro as the mall security took him away as schezo ran away he saw Zed next to a sephora "Zed why is your metallic attractive body here?" Schezo blurted out by accident as he and Zed stood in silence Schezo quickly yelled in fear "I MEANT BY ATTRACTIVE I MEAN IT ATTRACTS MAGENTS TO IT PLS DONT TELL THE COPS" Zed looked at him with pity and said "why would you say that"
"lets just forget that !" said Schezo as he showed Zed the map "can you tell me where is Otomo's plush shop i can't read " said Schezo to Zed who in a millisecond he pointed to the store Otomo's plush shop which was just a few steps away "ohh...Thank you Zed!" yelled Schezo "SHHHHH you dont have to yell your in a public area" said Zed
Schezo embarrassed quickly walked away
as Schezo left the scene THE SEPHORA ALARM WENT UP AS ESS IN A FAKE MUSTACHE AND A RAIN COATE IN A BLUE WIG STARTING RUNING AND YELLED " PAPA GET THE CAR" while running as fast as she can from the sephora employees

as schezo started to walk to the entrance of Otomo's plush shop "oh hi Schezo!" said Otomo the owner of the shop to Schezo "oh otomo is today your vacation? since Lemeres mostly works here"said Schezo questioning " oh his my employee im working today since its my one in a year vacation" said Otomo"... you really need to go take a break" said Schezo as he left Otomo to go further into the store as otomo looked down at the floor sadly
as Schezo was looking for minutes and minutes as he thought in his brain"god how many plush toys does this man make those?! i fear someone already had found Dongaeru Guri plush!" until HE SAW HIM THE DONGAERU GURI PLUSH "DONGAERU GURI~~~~~!" as Schezo yelled in glee and happiness he reached to grab it as his hand landed on the plsuh ANOTHER HAND LANDED ON IT and ...

ITS AMITIE'S HAND" SCHEZO?!" yelled amitie " YOUNG WITCH AMITIE!?" yelled Schezo
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWO IM TRYING TO ORGNIZE THE STUPID SHARKTALE PLUSHIES!" yelled Raffina from the other side of the store who i a worker in the shop after having to do comunity service " amitie what are you doing with the plushie?" whispered Schezo "uhhhh i need it can we discuss later ill pay" whispered amitie " NO A GENTELMAN NEVER LETS THE OTHER PERSON PAY ILL-" Schezo was cut off as Raffina threw a lenny the shark jumbo size plushie on Schezo as Schezo fell on the ground he lifted his head and put his hand on it in pain " lets pay 50 50" and then he was knocked out
after paying 35 and 35 continue coins to the cashier they stepped out of the store and
Chaos happens
"AHH HAHAHA DONGURI WERE NOW REUNITED~~~" said Schezo full with glee and joy with Donguri Gaeru and him being together again but then " yeah sorry Schezo but im gonna need to destroy it" said Amitie sending Schezo into a moment of massive Shock
" BUT H-H-HOW COULD YOU AMITIE! THIS THING IS THE PERFECT BEING AND YOU WANT TO HARM IT" yelled Schezo out loud " Dude i cant tell you why just gimme the plush ill give you the money back" said Amitie trying to tell Schezo in a calm manner "NO I WILL NOT AND I DON'T WANT YOUR SHUT UP MONEY" Amitie kicked Schezo in the balls toke the donguri geari plushie from schezo and started running as fast as she can
" HEY GET YOUR ASS HE" schezo stopped as he relised what he said and started running towards Amitie " AMITIE RETURN HIM NOW !" Schezo yelled the last 3 exclemation marks
as Amitie saw Arle she quickly asked"OMYGODARLEYOUGOTTAHELPMESCHEZO IS CHASINGMETHESELIPSAREMOVINGFASTILYINEEDYOUSLOWHIMDOWNOKAY?"Amitie really fastily said that to Arle like its one word "O...kay?" said Arle confused" THANKS !" yelled Amitie after she gave a Arle a kiss on the lips and than running of as fast as she can
Arle sadly couldn't do anything about Schezo as she was just standing there confused " ii know im gay but...for Amitie?"
as Amitie thought she lost Schezo SHE SAW SOMETHING FROM THE SKY COMING TOWARDS HER
it was Schezo dropping from the second floor onto her taking the Donguri Gaerui plushie and runing really fast
after a minute of trying to get up Amitie had lost Schezo and felt immense FEAR as if she doesn't destroy the Donguri Gaeru plushie by midnight Third impact will fucking happen " I CAN'T ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN AGIAN I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T " as Amitie fell on her Knees she started praying with tears in her eyes "god please i beg of you smite Schezo and retrun the cursed item to me to destroy it"
As Schezo was lost in the mall he was looking for an exit " god why is it so big here there isn't a lot of people in primp anyways" than schezo looked at the Donguri Gaeru Plush and smiled at it and said " Don't worry my friend we well find an exit " but than Donguri Gaerui disappeared "DONGURI GAERU GRRRRRRR THAT WITCH DID SOME KIND OF MAGIC ON HIM" as Schezo was going to say what he was doing somehow even tho he was under a safe ceiling and there was no hole in the roof
A THUNDERBOLT HIT SCHEZO
as Amitie's prayers were answered the plushie came back to her and she started crying joy tears as she started to try to light up a flame with her hands as she said " i won't lose this time"
but sadly to her dismay SCHEZO IS A MAN WHO NEVER GIVES UP as he was swinging on a decorative row of ribbons he toke the Donguri Gaeru plushie from Amitie and swung to the floor above them " OH NO YOU WON'T" yelled Amitie in a murderous rage as she ran on the electrical stairs that toke them up to the floor above but she kinda toke 5 minutes because she was runing on the stairs that go down
as she saw 'Schezo' SHE GRABBED 'SCHEZO'S PANTS FROM THE FRONT AND PUT A FIRE BALL IN THEM
one tiny issue here miss Amitie
that wasn't schezo
that was klug wearing a Schezo disguise
Klugs pants were on fire and he was in a lot of-

"AHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHH AMITIE WHYYYYY MY PANTS HOW DO I PISS NOW AMITIE!?"
"OH MY GOD KLUG IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT- WAIT WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE SCHEZO ?!"
" ITS DRESS AS A PATHETIC PERSON DAY AMITIE" he stopped talking to roll around like a log trying to set the fire off but as much as he tried the fire wouldn't go out
"wouldn't that be everyday for you?" Amitie said
" SOMEONE CALL 911 !" Amitie yelled loudily
" AHA now thats a fireball!" Schezo said trying to jokingly say a one liner
it failed everyone at the mall exactily everyone dropped what they are doing exept klug to look at Schezo with disgust especially Arle who has a spell called fire ball
Schezo quickliy ran to the nearest exit
as Schezo was getting close to the turn that leads to exit 5 of the mall Amitie said
" good thing i learnt this in magic blond girl camp RAINBOW LASSO"
Amitie than crated a colourfull rope that formed into the lasso shape
as she spun the lasso she threw hole onto Schezo's foot that made him trip
as Schezo Tripped the Donguri Gaeru plush started rolling
TO DRACOS BIG ACID BARREL YES DRACO HAS A SHOP THAT IS JUST A GIANT ACID BARREL
" DONGURI GAERUUUUUUU!" Schezo yelled very loudly from the top of his lungs
and then the plush rolled into the big barrel The plush toy is gone now
Schezo has given up as he got up deafted and sad he returend to his cave

as Schezo returend to his cave he had nothing to eat that night as he forgot to buy the groceries
he layed on his plush pile sad deafted he fell asleep

da end