It was a the start of a new day the birds were chirping the sun was rising the bees were flying to flowers and everything was doing what it does everyday as life is just a circle of doing the same things till we all die

as everyone was waking up and or going to sleep for some people
it cuts to maguro who spat out his monster energy Low calorie and doritos that were in his mouth and than looked up to the ceiling and said " Damn i should lay off this stuff~* " than he looked down on the floor and saw 24 cans of the same drink he just spat out and than said " nahh its too good to give up " after saying that he fell on the floor and fainted

ignoring what just happened it cuts to Schezo's cave where he was almost done with his morning routine until he went to make coffee he saw that he ran out of coffee and yelled " ONION PIXIE " as he was angrily walking to the so called living room and when he reached it he said " DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GO BUY COFFEE YESTERDAY! " angrily the plush of onion pixie did not respond since it lacked the ability to speak or think just like most of the people in this town Schezo than said " Alright than Mister you are not allowed to get out for 3 days " he then turned around and was about to walk away he was hit by a rock tv remote and yelled

he than was about to go outside from his cave he was jumped on by a big dog and he yelled " GET OF ME YOU FEROCIOUS BEAST! " and than he was handcuffed by Otomo
"You are under arrest! you have the right to remain silent!" Otomo said

"WHAT!? ARRESTED!? WH-" Schezo was cut off by Raffina who drop kicked him in the head "HEY! HE SAID YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT A.K.A. YOU DUMBASS SHUT UP" Raffina yelled aggressively at Schezo
"Raffina calm down" Otomo said to Raffina as he pushed schezo into a cube shaped cage
"HEY WHAT THE PUYO HELL ARE YOU DOING!? THIS IS INHUMANE!" Schezo yelled as he was thrown into the cage "HELP GOD LEMME OUT!" Schezo started to scream like he is Tom from tom and jerry as he rattled his cage's bars with his hands

Raffina than ties the cage to a rope which was held by Baldanders holding it with it mouth and she and Otomo got on Baldanders and they rode on him away

after a long trip of Schezo hitting his head in the tiny cage the reach the Primp town hall were the placed the cage that was holding Schezo in the middle of the room

"What the hell is going on?! what are you people doing here!? why have i been brought here!?" Schezo loudly yelled as he looked around the room he saw himself in a room which was just 3 tables and bunch of chairs and almost everyone who lived in primp was there and they were booing Schezo and throwing peanuts at him like that one scene from spongebob

"yall finished with throwing stuff at em?" Oshare bones bones said as he was painting the tip of his skeleton fingers with black nail polish

"what in the name of god is going on here!?,why have you dragged me here to this intervention!?" Schezo yelled outloud but something hard hits his head and it was a hard puyo
Schezo yelps in pain "Nice aim Arle" said Witch to Arle who was the one trying to give Schezo a concussion

"Order in the court yall order in the court yall" Oshare bones said as he hit the table with a hammer
"hehe always wanted to say this" he giggled as he said whimsecally "now today yall dragged me from my house to play judge so i can see why yall hate this Tottally Uncool loser~" Oshare said sarcastcally

"HEY! Im not-"
Before schezo could finish his words Oshare hit his Gavel to the table and Raffina hit Schezo's cage hitting him in the head
"OW!" yellped shezo in pain as he felt Raffina's hand hit him through the cage

"now where were we agian? oh yeahhh were here cuz your being sued "
Oshare said adressing why they brought Shezo here
"Liddle sweetie come bring me the paper"
Oshare Bones called for Liddle who than came in with a large silver case in her hands

"Liddle not those papers,i mean the papers i told sig to give you"
Oshare looked at Liddle with confusion and said to her
"Oh sorry..."
Liddle said apologetically as she walk away and got a stack of papers and she handed them to Oshare
"thank you darling"
he toke the papers from Liddle and started to read what was written on it
"now Schezo wedgy you are accusade of, assault, beaking into private property ,stealing,and all those time you made wired comments at people"

Schezo was shocked as he herd the crime he is charged for and he yells

"WHAT!?" loudly in shock
"now your accuser issss"

Satan than appeared in a wheel chair and in casts
"SCHEZO YOU SON OF A BITCH"
Satan yelled from across the room as he's wheelchair was being pushed by Lemres as he walked him to his table
"ONCE IM DONE SUING YOUR ASS IM GONNA SEND YOU TO PUYO HELL!"

Satan yelled loudly and started to bark and growl at Schezo who was for the frst time intmadated by satan
"Im enjoying this Drama! Bark dogboy bark!"
Oshare said flamboyantly as he pullued out popcorn and decided to eat it which went down his ribcage

"Now Schezo you have two options here"
Oshare said as he put the popcorn aside
"huh? two options?"
Schezo said like he is a fucking anime charachter
"yes pretty pervert~"
"now option one your head gets cut off"
Oshare pointed to arle who was acting as the executioner,she seems like she likes to cut off schezo's head a lot
Oshare bones says so nonchalantly it seems he dosen't even wanna be here
"or have the fun option of having a lawyare we picked-"
Oshare gets cut of by schezo saying
"second option i don't care who it is"

"HANG THIS PERVERT'S HEAD" Satan yelled loudly as he demanded that Schezo's misrable life be ended
"how about you shut your tottaly uncool face up greeny?"
Oshare saide as he twirled his wig hammer

"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU DUSTY HO-"
before satan could finish his sentence Raffina HIT HIM WITH A CLUB ON THE HEAD like she is Bamm-Bamm from the flinstones
"thank you Raffina" Oshare thanked Raffina
"Raf Raf- i mean no problom" Raffina said as she put the club in her pocket somehow

"now pretty perv-"Oshare gets cut of
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME I A-"
Schezo gets cut off by raffina hitting him on the cage's roof which hit his head with the club
Schezo than screams really loudly as if he is Tom from tom and jerry
"Raffina darling your doing a great job today,i should tell accord to give you a raise"
Oshare said as he smiled and than loooked at Schezo who had his hands on his head
"now Schezo you will be defended,which is gonna be hard cuz you made a lot of mistakes"
Schezo than replied
"i understand,who will be the one defeinding me?"
"she should be here,Sig where is that uncool hat for head?"

Oshare said as he looked over to Sig who was taking Jury duty
Sig was too busy watching a caterpillar crawl around in his big demonic red hand and wasn't aware of anything in the world
Feli than taps his shoulder and he gets out of the entranced state he is in
"huh..what?" Sig said as he looked around and saww he was in the meddle of 'the so called court of primp town' which was just a shed and a few tables and chairs

"Sig,where's Brainless blondie?" Oshare said
"who?"Sig replied with a lot of confusion

Schezo than toke in Oshare's remakrs 'Brainless blondie...' 'uncool hat for head'
Schezo than yelled loudly in shock as he relized
"OH GOD NO!"
Oshare than laughed loudly as he saw the shock in Schezo's voice and face
"Oh god *continues laughing* oh good god someone should've toke a photo or a video"

"he's talking about Amitie you Air headed space cadit" feli said to sig in her usuall cold and harsh treatment
"Ohhhh yeahhhh Amitie" SIg finally relized they are wondering where Amitie is
"i told her to go to court as the trial was today,and than came here"

"if thats so than why isn't she here? there is only one court in primp"

"oh well~ i gusse its Schezo's head off than~" Oshare's word made Schezo tremble in fear
"What?! H-hey! this is unfai-" Schezo gets cut off by satan yelling at him
"BREAKING MY BODY IS UNFAIR"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH THE GIRLIES ARE FIGHTING!" oshare said extermly excitingly as he saw satan bark again at Schezo's cage

Suddenly all attention was turned to a window which broke
It was Amitie who broke in through the window
"s-sorry everyone i got confused on what court Sig meant"
Amitie was wearing a tennis outfit

everyone than looked up at the sky as if they knew this was a pun the being controlling their actions made a really cheap joke

"Amitie if stupidity had a limit you just broke it" Raffina said as she held on to her club
"Thanks Raffina! im happy you believe in me and that i can do the impossible" Amitie said happily as she got up and walked over to next of Schezo's cage

"Damn what did you do this time Schezo?" Amitie said as she looked over at Schezo's cage
"I beat up Satan cuz i thought he destroyed my beloved donguri gaeru plushie...that green haired jerk demands my head is cut off!" Schezo than turned to Arle who was gonna be the executioner and yells at her "AND WHY DO YOU RED HEADED WRETCHED WITCH ALWAYS CUT MY HEAD OFF!?"angirly
"Because Schezo YOUR FUCKING ASS DESERVES IT!" Arle replied as she snared at Schezo
"Yes Arley get him!" Satan said as he cheered for Arle
"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOU TO SPEAK UGLY MCHORNY-"
Schezo than relized what he just said

everyone than stared at Schezo with a "what did you just say" stare
Satan than turned his head at Oshare and said
" Kill him" like he is that one kid from sharkboy and lava girl

"now yall know i love seeing pity drama but were here to give Schezo a chance to defend himself and I have places~" Oshare said as he finished Fancying up his gavel with a purple Ribbon
"Um ...your Schedule is as empty as your shop's encome rate" Liddle said nervously
Oshare's eye wide open in shock and he had a wide and large smile on his face
"AS i said,lets get started~"
Oshare than bangged his gavel on the table and said
"Green hair accuser babel on why you brought me here to this circus"

"Your honour thi-" Satan gets cut off by Oshare hitting the table with his dolled up Gavel
He than said as he wagged his fingers "NUH UH UHH~,For me you shall call me Your Fabolousness"

"You cant be serious!?" Satan said
"Hey you either show respect princey or have YOUR head cut off"Oshare said angirly as he put his skeleton hands on his hips
"NO WAY! I AM THE RULER OF PUYO HELL! I AM SATAN I AM-"

it than cuts to Satan being pushed off his wheelchair from on top of the tower by Arle

it than cuts back to the court as Amitie was getting her defence of Schezo Ready
"Young mage are you sure your argument for them to lower my sentence is convincing ?" Schezo said as he talked to amitie through his cage
"don't worry Schezo,Ill never give up till you stop till you are proven incconet!"
Amitie said as she gave Schezo a thumbs up and smiled at him
She than got up and toke out her paper and said

"your fabolousness,today the charges that are put on my client are ones that are not high enough ones to lead for his execution-"
"OBJECTION!"
Amitie gets cut off as her statement is cut off
"HUh?" Amitie gasped in suprise as she turns around and sees Rulue in a white suite that had deep blue accents

Rulue than yelled ash unfloded her fan and looked at Oshare bones
"your fabolousness i disagree withis statement! this digusting man!" she said and than pointed a finger at Schezo in his cage
"HEY! who you calling ugly you woman with no taste in men!?"
Lemres in the audience ooooooooed as he was the only one in the Jury who was watching the Trial

Sig was too busy just staring into the void while his Antenna hair pieces twitch Klug didn't give any attention as he was on his phone And Feli didn't give a crap

"WHAT!? WHAT YA SAY YOU WHITE HAIRED BITCH?!"
Rulue yelled at Schezo angirly
"I Said the TRUTH AND what DO YOU MEAN MY CHARGES ARE DEATH DESERVING YOU BLUE BITCH" Scehzo yelled back

Rulue than turned to Oshare and said "Your Fabolousness! this pervert has Beaten up my beloved Satan! broke into his house! apparently stole a copy of pokemon Y ! and he keeps on saying inappropriate things! HE DESERVES TO BE EXECUTED HE IS A DANGER TO SOCIETY!"
Rulue declaired with a lot of anger at Schezo
"Amitie? do you have anything to say about that?" Oshare said as he twirled around his Gavel
"Yes your fabolousness!" Amitie said as she got up and looked at Schezo and whispred to him
"i don't know what im doing Schezo! what ami supposed to do!" Amitie was
freaking out while whispering
"its okay young mage ive watched many Lawayer Dramas and i think i understand what to do in this sitution! just try to tell them why my sentnce should be lowred"
Schezo whispred to Amitie as he got closer from his cage
"Okay!" Amitie said cheerfully and got up and faced Oshare's stand
"Your Fabolousness! Rulue is speaking bullshit!"Amitie said cheerfully
"aaaaand what's your source brainless blondie?" Oshare said as he was painting Liddle's horns as she typed their words on a typewriter
"Schezo!" Amities said as she pointed at Schezo who than dace palmed for Amitie's stupidity
Oshare than laughed off at Amitie's stupidity,Rulue than scoffed "oh yeah? why that?" rulue said as she snared at Amitie
"wheres your evdince huh? i don't see any evidiance on the first 3 crimes?" Amitie said as she looked over at rulue who than said in her mind
'this LITTLE SHIT'
"okay than,lets go crime by crime and ill show why they are ot enough of a reason why Schezo needs to be executed" Amitie said

"you're doing a good job young mage!"Schezo said proudly
"Thanks!,don't worry schezo!your head will be in place this time"

"i call upon Maguro Sasaki on the witness stand!"Rulue declared
Ringo than came in while pulling a red Garden cart
"I told you!you shouldn't drink monster energy mixed with BLUE GATORADE IT WON'T GIVE YOU BETTER AIM!" Ringo yelled angirly as she dragged Maguro who's wasted on blue gatorade mixed with monster energy

"uhba gabaaa ha ba gaba..." Maguro was completely wasted he was speaking the language of gods...nonsense

Ringo than put Maguro on the witness stand and said "im out of here Klug you bring him home ive got a math test to study for" Ringo left room as she went to study for her 247th math test this school year

Rulue than walked over to the witness stand and said
"Mr Sasaki is it true that your missing copy of pokemon Y is missing? and that it was stolen?!"
Rulue questioned as she looked sternly at Maguro And pointed at Schezo's cage "AND! IT WAS STOLEN BY THIS PERVERT?!" Schezo was just screaming to yell at her that he is not a pervert

He was about to but he looked behind and saw Raffina still holding the club and staring at him with a deadly stare

His Rage turned into fear and he quickly turned his head away to watch the Blue haired bitch continue to Question The wasted Maguro
"Grubba haba Jaba hubaaaa" Maguro continued to not even speak in words as he was too wasted to talk "AHA! Come on Rulue! Translate what he is speaking since you're SOO Divine in babbling nonsense!" Schezo said from his cage and his statement made Rulue Rage "SH-SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMASS!"Rulue than leaned to Maguro and than said"Oh...you said you leant it Ocean prince..."Rulue said as she translated the Gibberish Maguro was saying
"Alright! That means one charge is dropped from Schezo! YaaaY!" Amitie yelled Cheerfully as she jumped up and down
"Alright,youre lucky Schezy Wedgy,with one Charge dropped your sentence is now 30 years in prison" Oshare said as he hit his Gavel with the table "WH-WHAT?! 30 YEARS!? I HAVE KIDS TO FEED AT HOME!?" Schezo yelled really loudly which Cause The natural order of things of Raffina hitting Schezo

This time she picks up his cage and throws it to the wall

Schezo screams really loudly but than shuts up as he looks up at Raffina through his cage

"Alright Raffina you can go home darling you did good job" Oshare said as he laughed at Schezo's pain like its a cartoon or something

"Great! Byee losers!"

Raffina than walks out of the room with her club in hand
"alright-ignoring that lets get into next crime,breaking into private property-"
"OBJECTION"
Amitie gets cut off by Rulue as she objects in
"Your fabolousness! Schezo is 100% guilty of doing it" Rulue declared as she pointed a paper fan at Schezo and than said "he broke into my darling Satan's castle and beat him up!"

Amitie looked at Schezo with shock and said "Schezo!? is that true?!" suprised that she is defnding a man who could do that
Schezo than shamfully nodded as he looked at Amitie "i thought he was the one who shredded my Donguri gaeru...plushie"
Amitie than looked frantically looking for whatever she could excuse Schezo for breaking into Satan's house
her eyes than landed on some paper on the floor and than a ligh balb lighted over her head and she said "AHA!" she than turned to Rulue and she was about to say something but than Satan crawled into the room while groaning in pain
"DARLING!" Rulue yelled as she ran over to Satan who couldn't even stand up
"WHO DID THIS TO YOU!? WAS IT THAT WHITE HAIRED BITCH!?"Rulue loudly yelled across the room as she stared at Schezo's cage

Satan than looked at Arle who was in the corner room with fear and teror he than weakily said
"i-i fe-fell off the stairs" he stuttered like a shy anime boy in a shitty anime
Amitie than looked at Satan and said
"Mr Satan? how can you prove YOUR castle is YOUR private property?"
Rulue and satan than gave amitie "this bitch" look
"ITS MY HOUSE YOU IMBECILE!" Satan yelled at Amitie
"hmm intresting,but one point,have you done your paperwork?"Amitie said something that shocked everyone in the room as they did not know that Amitie of all beings would think of something that takes that much brainpower

Satan gave her a confused look "my what?"

"oh nothing important just PAPERWORK THAT IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE LAND YOU SO CALL OWN!" Amitie yelled at Satan in the face angirly

"WHERE IS YOUR PAPERWORK YOU GREENBEAN BITCH?! WHERE!?" Amitie yelled at Satan angirly

Satan than said in a weak and vulnerable voice "i-i-i didn't do it" he seemed really afraid of Amitie

"SO YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE GREEN ASS IS WAISTING OUR TIMES YOU LITTLE BITCH,NO PAPERWORK ,NO RIGHTS TO YOUR STUPID ASS CASTLE AND NOW BITCHES!" Amitie seemed really angry as she made Satan cry like the pathetic man he is

she than turned around to face Oshare bones "i rest my case your Fabolousness" she than walked over to Schezo's cage"

"alright that makes your sentnce to 10 years in prison ~" Oshare said as he leaned to liddle and said
"Liddle who put this system it doesn't make sense"
Liddle than put a hand on Oshare's mouth and looked at the clock on the wall that looked like popoi with concern,she than whispered to oshare "Don't question her"

"Schezo has beaten me up! he deserves worse than ten years!" Satan yelled "Yeah!" Rulue said like she is the app miitopia

"M-MAYBE HE IS FAKING THE PAIN!,YEAH!" Amitie said loudly which made everyone nod and talk over each other if he is faking it
"THE HELL YOU MEAN FAKING IT YOU STUPID CHILD!?" Satan screamed loudly and angirly
"We don't know! you might be just wearing the Casts! to fake it!" Amitie yelled at Satan
"I AM IN A LOT OF PAIN OF WHAT THIS ASSHOLE DID!" Satan yelled loudly
"maybe he is lying! if its truely painful than let us test it out!"
Amitie than ran over to Satan's wheelchair and dropkicked his knees
Satan screams really loudly from the pain
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM YOU IDIOT!" Rulue yelled at Amitie angirly
"OOOOO~ i wanna try out!" Oshare than throws a different gavel at satan and it hits him in the crotch

*Taco bell sound effect*
Satan than drops on the floor and cries in pain and whimpers
"i-ill kill you all"

"Well...well...well" Amitie absolutely has no defence for Schezo she than turns to Schezo and says
"ill kill you!"
Schezo than scratches the back of his head and laughs nervously "yeah im gulty...oopsie"
"uhhh okay my final defence for Schezo is uhhh...whats his other charges"Amitie said as she looked at oshares stand
"Liddle" Oshare said as he was getting bored of this
"everytime he said something creepy and beating older brother up!" Liddle said which warmed Satan's heart up

Amitie than turned her head up in the sky and prayed "God please kill this pervert after this" "HEY!" Schezo said as he he shoke his cage's bars
Schezo than looked at Oshare bones and said

"Your fabolousness im sorry but i simply can't control my words! everytime EVERYTIME i say something perverted i don't mean it! its just expression betrying me!"
Schezo explained through his cage on why he is like this

"Y-yeah your fabolousness! Schezo's bad expression skill is something in him being unable to control! like Sig's unawareness of the world! or Klug being a mega loser!"
Amitie said
Klug would've reacted to Amitie's insult but he was Playing FUCKING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ON HIS PHONE!
luckily for him no one saw it
"well i gusse that might be fair..."Oshare said as he was adding a white ribbon to his gavel
"WHAT!? NO! I OBJECT YOUR FABOLOUSNESS!" Rulue yelled
OVERRULED!
"what?!" Rulue yelled in suprise
Oshare than wagged his fingers and said "im getting bored of this so please honey shut your yap up" sassily
"COME ON!" Satan yelled

"ALright everyone the final judgeing,Liddle" Oshare said as Liddle got up and got a set of drums and 2 drum sticks

"AAAAAAAND Schezo Wedgy's issssss" Oshare said as he pulled the paper liddle wrote on the typewriter
everyone was anticipated especially schezo since no shit he would be

"Home arrest for 3 weeks and taking courses in expression skills...less dramatic but okay..."Oshare sounded disappointed but he is happy everyone can go home

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Amitie yelled like she that one breaded guy from the 2020's (moistcritikal,typing it like this so it ages way less worse) and flipped Schezo cage roof out freeing him
in the two's heads it was partying and it was playing Dancing queen by Abba but in reality everyone was going Home
Satan than got up and yelled
"WHAT!? THIS OUTRAGEOUS HIS HEAD SHOULD BE OFF I SHOULD BE GETTING MY LAWSUIT MONEY I-"

it cuts to Satan being pushed by Arle from his wheelchair of a really long flack of stairs

the end