Kim Possible: A New Sitch

Chapter 7: They Say It's Kim's Birthday!


It was 8:30 in the morning at the newly rebuilt Possible house. It had been four days since Kim and Ron along with Kim's parents and brothers moved into their new house.

Kim was sleeping soundly on her side of the bed. Until she soon felt something soft pressing against her lips. Kim's eyes fluttered open to see her loving fiance, Ron, kissing her on the lips. Ron pulled away to allow his beautiful fiance to look at him.

"Good morning, Ronnie," Kim cooed with a loving smile. "I just love it when you wake me up with kisses."

"Morning, KP," Ron said affectionately. "Happy Birthday."

"Thank you, Ronnie," Kim cooed. "Do you think the birthday girl could get another badical kiss from her badical fiance?"

Ron smirked, "Coming right up, my badical fiance."

The two crime-fighting teens leaned in and started kissing again. And kept up their passionate lip-lock until the need for oxygen assaulted their lungs.

"That was…" Kim started to say.

"Badical?" Ron guessed.

"Feriously," Kim said affectionately.

Suddenly, they heard a knock on the door.

"Hey, Kimmie!" Ann's voice came from the other side of the door. "Are you and Ron awake yet?"

"Mom? We literally just woke up," Kim groaned.

"Well, as soon as you're up, can you and Ron come down to the kitchen please?" Ann called through the door.

"Umm… sure," Kim said with a raised eyebrow.

"Well, let's not keep your folks waiting KP," Ron spoke.

"Yeah, I know, Ron," Kim said in a slightly solemn voice. "I just thought we would be able to… cuddle for a bit."

Ron smirked, "Who says we can't later?"

Kim smirked, "Promise?"

"100 percent, my badical fiance," Ron cooed.


Soon, Kim and Ron had gotten out of bed and were walking downstairs while still wearing their pajamas. As soon as the two crime-fighting teens entered the kitchen, Kim noticed her parents and brothers gathered around the table with a huge stack of pancakes in the middle of it. The pancakes were covered with whipped cream and had a big cherry on top.

"Happy Birthday, Kimmie!" Ann and James said in unison.

"We decided to surprise you with breakfast on your birthday," Ann explained.

Kim was surprised indeed, "Wow, thank you."

"Ronald gave us this pancake recipe and we followed the instructions exactly," James added.

Kim turned to Ron and smirked, "Ron… was surprising me with birthday pancakes your idea, by any chance?"

Ron chuckled, "It sure was, KP. I just wanted you to have a great start to your special day."

Kim smiled, "You're always so sweet, Ronnie. Thank you"

Kim kissed Ron on the cheek.

"Well, ready to dig in, KP?" Ron asked.

"Ready if you are, Ronnie," Kim responded with a big smile.


After eating breakfast, Kim and Ron got dressed and were walking out of the house hand in hand.

"Well, KP, are you ready to go to the mall for a birthday shopping spree?" Ron asked.

Kim smiled, "I sure am, Ronnie. Though I doubt it could top the shopping spree you treated me to in Paris."

"Hehe, yeah," Ron said in acknowledgement. "Still, it is your birthday, so I'm game to go shopping with my badical fiance if you are."

Kim smirked, "I am so game."

As Kim and Ron were walking down the street, they both noticed an all too irritating presence walking toward them.

"Oh, great, it's Bonnie," Kim groaned.

Kim's high school rival walked up to the crimefighting lovers with a nasty smirk.

"Oh, hi, K," Bonnie said in a mocking tone. "Going somewhere with your loser fiance, I see?"

"For your information, B…" Kim said with a scowl. "My wonderful fiance is treating me to a birthday shopping spree at the mall."

Bonnie gasped in fake surprise, "Oh, that's right, today is your birthday. Well, I guess I should wish you a very happy birthday, Kim… but I think we all know that would be a complete lie!"

Bonnie let out a nasty laugh while Kim snarled.

"Well, Kim, have fun with all of your loser friends," Bonnie spoke mockingly as she started walking away. "I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories to tell you about the party that Junior and his rich friends are throwing for me tonight… which you are not invited to."

Kim crossed her arms, "Well, last I heard, Tara and the others aren't able to attend your 'rich people party' either, Bonnie."

Bonnie stopped and huffed, "That's only because they have plans, Kim. I'm sure that if they were free they'd much rather spend time with me than hang out with you and your loser posse."

Bonnie continued walking away.

"Is it just me or is Bon-Bon getting a little meaner than she usually is?" Ron commented.

"Definitely seems that way," Kim said through gritted teeth.

Ron sighed, "I'm so sorry that happened, Kim."

Kim calmed down and sighed.

"No big, Ronnie," Kim said with a wave of her hand. "As long as I don't see her for the rest of the day, I should be fine. Besides, at least Bonnie still hasn't figured out how wrong she is about Tara and the rest of the squad."

Ron smirked, "Hehe, you got that right, KP. So shall we continue heading over to the mall?"

Kim smiled, "Of course, Ronnie."

With that, Kim and Ron continued walking over to the mall hand in hand.


Monique was currently working at the front desk. She was currently on the phone.

"Alright, Tara, so you and Hope got everyone on your old cheer squad coming to Kim's birthday party, right?" Monique asked.

"We sure did, Monique," Tara's voice came from the other end. "And we were careful to make sure Bonnie doesn't find out too. This is going to be so much fun!"

Monique giggled, "You bet it is, girl. Well, I'll see you later."

Monique shut her phone off. She subsequently noticed Kim and Ron walking into the store before smiling big time.

"Eeee, there's the birthday girl and her fiance," Monique said in excitement.

Kim and Ron waved at the fashionista.

"Hey, Mon," Kim greeted her best female friend.

"Hey, Monique," Ron added.

"So, Kim, how's the new house?" Monique inquired.

"The new house is totally spankin', Monique," Kim answered. "The room Ron and I are sharing is very perfect and spacious."

"And roomy," Ron added jokingly, enticing Kim to giggle.

Monique smirked. "You know, Kim… you and Ron moving into together and sharing a room… it's like you're already married."

Kim and Ron blushed and had awkward looks on their faces.

"Glad you think so, Monique," Kim said with a nervous chuckle.

"Well, we're getting there, huh, KP?" Ron spoke.

"We sure are, Ronnie," Kim responded with a giggle.

"Hey, Kim…" Monique said quietly. "I just got off the phone with Tara. She said the entire cheer squad is on board to come to your BDP tonight."

Kim raised an eyebrow, "BDP?"

"Birthday Party," Monique responded like it was obvious.

"We're not very good with acronyms," Ron admitted.

"So the whole squad is coming to my birthday party?" Kim said in amazement.

"Yep," Monique responded. "Excluding… you know who, of course."

Kim scowled. Monique had to be referring to Bonnie.

"We just bumped into Bon-Bon on the way here," Ron spoke up. "She was acting more like 'little miss nasty' than usual."

Monique nodded, "It's almost like she's been getting nastier and nastier with each passing day."

"No kidding," Kim groaned. "Let's just hope she doesn't get wind of the fact that her friends are ditching her tonight."

Kim and Ron were unaware that there was a small red glowing device stuck on the side of Monique's desk.


Kim and Ron were walking back to the house with almost more backs than Ron could carry. He was struggling to grip all of the bags in both of his hands. Kim on the other hand seemed just fine with her bags.

"Gee, it seems like we got more clothes today than we did in Paris," Kim speculated.

"No kidding," Ron groaned. But he quickly try to hide his annoyed feeling behind a nervous smile. "Uh, not that I have a problem with that. It is your special say after all, KP. Hehe."

"Yeah…" Kim said as she rolled her eyes. "Don't worry Ron, we're almost home.

Kim and Ron soon reached the former's house and carried the bags in.

As Kim and Ron trudged into their house, they noticed a bunch of party decorations hung up all over the place. There was even a big banner that said 'Happy Birthday, Kmmie!' on the wall. They were soon greeted by Kim's parents.

"Hi, Kimmie," Ann spoke. "How was birthday shopping with Ron?"

"Oh, it was fun, Mom," Kim said with a big smile.

Ann smirked, "Been a bit of a shopaholic I see?"

Kim chuckled nervously, "Yeah, I guess so."

Ron on his part was struggling to keep all the bags in his grip.

"I think Ronald's having a little trouble, Kimmie-cub," James pointed out.

Kim chuckled embarrassingly, "Right. Come on, Ronnie, let's take these up to my room."

"Heh, right behind you, KP," Ron said in between gasps.

Kim and Ron walked upstairs to Kim's bedroom as Ron continued to struggle with the bags.


Once they reached Kim's room, they finally dropped the bags and Ron gasped in relief.

"Boy am I glad that's over," Ron said exasperatingly as he fell back on the bed.

Kim rolled her eyes again, "Ron, you cannot have that much of a problem with carrying bags. You just single-handedly took on two 9 foot tall aliens."

"I know, it's just I can only hold a load of shopping bags for so long," Ron pointed out. "And without using my MMP I might add."

"I know," Kim said concedingly. She then smirked. "But the important thing is we did this together, right?"

"Hehe, yeah, it certainly is, KP," Ron admitted.

"And now that we're done shopping…" Kim said with a sultry smirk. "How about giving me some more birthday kisses?"

Ron smirked back, "Booyah!"

With that, the two crimefighting lovers leaned in and started kissing each other passionately on the lips.

"Eww!" a disgusted Rufus climbed out of Ron's pocket and scurried out of the room.

Tara and Hope were walking towards Kim's house with a frame shaped present in Tara's hand.

"Well, we're almost at Kim's house and no sign of Bonnie," Hope speculated.

"Yeah, I feel really lucky that we're going to Kim's party this time and not Bonnie's," Tara commented.

"We should also be lucky that she hasn't found out yet," Hope pointed out.

"No kidding," Tara responded nervously.


Meanwhile, at the Senior's Island, Bonnie and Junior were finishing up the preparations for their own party. Bonnie was wearing her usual dress while Junior was wearing a black tux with a red tie.

"Is everything ready to begin Junior?" Bonnie asked her rich boyfriend.

"Indeed, it is, my love," Junior replied. "My rich friends should be coming at any second."

Bonnie smirked, "I can't wait to rub our party in Kim's face. In fact, I'm thinking we should send her a video of it just to show her how much better our party is than her lame birthday party. That oughta make her feel like a loser on her birthday, huh, Junior?"

"Hmm, you know, Bonnie, you've been getting a little bit more, um… evil, these days," Junior commented.

Bonnie snickered, "I learned from the best."

Junior chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head.

Suddenly, walking into the room at that very moment was Senor Senior Senior.

"Excuse me, Bonnie," Senior spoke. "I have just received a report from Evil and Treachery."

"Finally!" Bonnie said impatiently. "Did they get any useful dirt?"

"Yes, it appears that planting that listening device on Monique's desk has yielded promising results," Senior responded.

"What did you find out?" Bonnie asked eagerly. "Did Tara, Hope or anyone else mention what their real plans are?"

Senior frowned, "Yes. And you're not going to like it one bit."

To be continued…


AN: The title of the chapter is a reference to the Beatles song, "Birthday".