Ivy Willow: *teleports to Havenfield, where the whole KotLC crew is* HIIIIIIIII! IT'S ME, I'M BACK! AND I HAVE SOME... *drumroll* REACTS!
Linh: YAY!
Everyone else: *groans*
Ivy Willow: What? Not happy to see me?
Tam: Yeah.
Linh: Tam!
Fitz (who somehow managed to come back): *eating Ritz Crackers*
Sophie: *Looking at Fitz disapprovingly*
Dex: Anyways, what are we reacting to?
Ivy Willow: I don't know.
Wylie: Aren't you like, the host of this thing?
Ivy Willow: No, that guy is.
that guy: Hi.
Biana: WHAT! THAT GUY WAS HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?
that guy: Yes.
Marella: erm wat da sigma.
Keefe: Ummmmmm…
Ivy Willow: Anyways... what are we gonna be reacting to today?
that guy: Sokeefe.
Sophie: *blushes*
Ivy Willow: SOKEEFE IS THE BEST SHIP IN THE WORLD I WILL KILL YOU IF ANY OF YOU SAY OTHERWISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Biana: …
Biana: SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! *whispers* keefiana! keefiana! keefiana! keefian-
Ivy Willow: BIANA! WHAT ARE YOU CHANTING?
Biana: SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE!
Ivy Willow: Ok, good.
Linh: Sokeefe is cute, but Keefian-
Ivy Willow: NO KEEFIANA! NO NO NO!
Marella: ! ! ! !
Dex: Are they okay?
Keefe: I don't think so.
Fitz: *being really mad* OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT OKAY! THEY LIKE THE WORST SHIP EVER! FITZPHIE IS WAY BETTER THAN SOKEEFE!
Keefe: HOW DARE YOU!? SOKEEFE RULES!
Ivy Willow: *finally stops yelling at people for not shipping Sokeefe* Sorry, Sokeefe is my favorite ship.
Wylie: Ummmm… okay. So, I actually do not care who Sophie dates-
Ivy Willow: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU MUST SHIP SOKEEFE! IF YOU SHIP HER WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO TELL ME THAT, THEN I WILL KILL HER.
Wylie: What if I ship her with Tam?
Tam: I hate life. I hate ships. I especially hate any ships with me in it. And you, Wylie, the only person I thought I could trust, are betraying me by shipping me with Sophie.
Dex: O… kay… then…
Sophie: Uhhhhhhhhh…
Ivy Willow: Uhhhhh for as long as you want. I WILL STILL NEED MORE REACTIONS! And Wylie… SOKEEFE IS WAY BETTER THAN SOTAM!
Wylie: OKAY! SOKEEFE! I definitely mean that and totally don't secretly ship Sotam.
Keefe: good.
Dex: DEXPHIE IS THE BEST!
Ivy Willow: *snaps a sword into her hand* WHAT did you just say?
Dex: Uhhhhhh… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SORRYYYY! SOKEEFE IS THE BEST, OKAY?! I'M SORRY!
Ivy Willow: Good… wait where did Tam go?
Tam: I'm not here anymore… totally not here anymore.
Ivy Willow: Okay, fine. But Tam. Be warned the next react will be about you.
Sophie: *sighs in relief that she didn't have to react*
Ivy Willow: Oh, Sophie when are you gonna learn that simply blushing is not enough of a react for me?
Sophie: *scared*
Wylie: Haha.
Biana: *smiling evilly, already knowing what the next react is gonna be about*
Linh: *preparing for the next react*
Marella: *helping Linh*
Okay! Now you know what the next react is about! Also, Sage River helped write this with me.
