Ivy Willow: *teleports to Havenfield, where the whole KotLC crew is* HIIIIIIIII! IT'S ME, I'M BACK! AND I HAVE SOME... *drumroll* REACTS!

Linh: YAY!

Everyone else: *groans*

Ivy Willow: What? Not happy to see me?

Tam: Yeah.

Linh: Tam!

Fitz (who somehow managed to come back): *eating Ritz Crackers*

Sophie: *Looking at Fitz disapprovingly*

Dex: Anyways, what are we reacting to?

Ivy Willow: I don't know.

Wylie: Aren't you like, the host of this thing?

Ivy Willow: No, that guy is.

that guy: Hi.

Biana: WHAT! THAT GUY WAS HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?

that guy: Yes.

Marella: erm wat da sigma.

Keefe: Ummmmmm…

Ivy Willow: Anyways... what are we gonna be reacting to today?

that guy: Sokeefe.

Sophie: *blushes*

Ivy Willow: SOKEEFE IS THE BEST SHIP IN THE WORLD I WILL KILL YOU IF ANY OF YOU SAY OTHERWISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Biana: …

Biana: SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! *whispers* keefiana! keefiana! keefiana! keefian-

Ivy Willow: BIANA! WHAT ARE YOU CHANTING?

Biana: SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE! SOKEEFE!

Ivy Willow: Ok, good.

Linh: Sokeefe is cute, but Keefian-

Ivy Willow: NO KEEFIANA! NO NO NO!

Marella: ! ! ! !

Dex: Are they okay?

Keefe: I don't think so.

Fitz: *being really mad* OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT OKAY! THEY LIKE THE WORST SHIP EVER! FITZPHIE IS WAY BETTER THAN SOKEEFE!

Keefe: HOW DARE YOU!? SOKEEFE RULES!

Ivy Willow: *finally stops yelling at people for not shipping Sokeefe* Sorry, Sokeefe is my favorite ship.

Wylie: Ummmm… okay. So, I actually do not care who Sophie dates-

Ivy Willow: HOW DARE YOUUUUUUUUUUU! YOU MUST SHIP SOKEEFE! IF YOU SHIP HER WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT YOU'RE TOO SCARED TO TELL ME THAT, THEN I WILL KILL HER.

Wylie: What if I ship her with Tam?

Tam: I hate life. I hate ships. I especially hate any ships with me in it. And you, Wylie, the only person I thought I could trust, are betraying me by shipping me with Sophie.

Dex: O… kay… then…

Sophie: Uhhhhhhhhh…

Ivy Willow: Uhhhhh for as long as you want. I WILL STILL NEED MORE REACTIONS! And Wylie… SOKEEFE IS WAY BETTER THAN SOTAM!

Wylie: OKAY! SOKEEFE! I definitely mean that and totally don't secretly ship Sotam.

Keefe: good.

Dex: DEXPHIE IS THE BEST!

Ivy Willow: *snaps a sword into her hand* WHAT did you just say?

Dex: Uhhhhhh… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M SORRYYYY! SOKEEFE IS THE BEST, OKAY?! I'M SORRY!

Ivy Willow: Good… wait where did Tam go?

Tam: I'm not here anymore… totally not here anymore.

Ivy Willow: Okay, fine. But Tam. Be warned the next react will be about you.

Sophie: *sighs in relief that she didn't have to react*

Ivy Willow: Oh, Sophie when are you gonna learn that simply blushing is not enough of a react for me?

Sophie: *scared*

Wylie: Haha.

Biana: *smiling evilly, already knowing what the next react is gonna be about*

Linh: *preparing for the next react*

Marella: *helping Linh*

Okay! Now you know what the next react is about! Also, Sage River helped write this with me.