Sorry, I couldn't post last Thursday, I was at a winter camp. Anyways, here's today's!
Ivy Willow: HELLO CHILDREN
*silence*
Ivy Willow:
Ivy Willow: OKAY THEN, FINE, HELLO PEOPLE. YOU HAPPY NOW?
Sophie: Yes.
Ivy Willow: omg
Keefe: Wat?
Ivy Willoe: Ie neede toe bee britishe
Sage River: *appears* NO
Ivy Willoe: Yese.
Sage River: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO–
Ivy Willow: OKAY OKAY I'll STOP
Sage River: NONONONONON— ok gud. *disappears*
Ivy Willow: *hmph*
Biana: *laughs at her*
Ivy Willow: GRRRRRRRRRR
Lily Vine: *appears* GRRRRRRRRRR is crazy *disappears*
Ivy Willow: AAARGH! YOU'RE CRAZY!
Dex: Um– what is happening?
Ivy Willow: *sighs* Alright. So today we're gonna be reacting to Dex Day.
Fitz: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT A FITZ DAY.
Ivy Willow: Hmmm, maybe we can have a Ritz Day one day.
Fitz: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Lily Vine: *appears* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is crazy *disappears*
Ivy Willow: AGH! FROM NOW ON, NOBODY SAY THAT WORD.
Marella: Gr?
Ivy Willow: DON'T SAY IT.
Marella: Mkay~
Ivy Willow: Bruh I just realized every kotlc character except Marella and Fitz has had either no lines or one line in this whole react.
Tam: Hello. I exist now.
Ivy Willow: I'm so creative, aren't I~?
Tam: No.
Ivy Willow: :(
Linh: Awww, Tam, don't be mean. You're very creative, Ivy Willow!
Ivy Willow: yay
Wylie: OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!
Sophie: Forgot what?
Ivy Willow: FORGOT DEX OF COURSE!
Dex: *rolls eyes offendedly*
Wylie: NO, FORGOT TO LIGHT LEAP AWAY. *light leaps away*
Ivy Willow: Wow my react was so funny today that Wylie forgot to light leap away because he was so interested by it. Can you believe that? And I wrote this whole react by myself!
Biana: Aren't we supposed to be reacting to Dex Day?
Keefe: You mean Keefe Day?
Ivy Willow: *LA GASPE* KEEFE!
Keefe: Wat?
Ivy Willow: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE 5000 IRRELEVANCE JOKES ABOUT YOU?
Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Ivy Willow: THEN NO KEEFE DAY FOR YOU!
Keefe: :(
Biana: Maybe we could have a Sophie day because you keep making jokes about Sophie's sleep schedule.
Ivy Willow: I don't that much, I just compare it to mine!
Fitz: *LA GASPE* NO DO THE SOPHIE PARTY
Keefe: Whay?
Fitz: Because then, IT'LL ALSO BE MY PARTY BECAUSE WE'RE COGNATES.
Keefe: You know, I'm surprised that's the first time you've said that this whole reacts series.
Ivy Willow: *huffs* I forgot, okay!?
Sophie: I'm sad you remembered.
Fitz: GRRR—
Ivy Willow: STO–
Lily Vine: *appears* GRRR IS CRAZY! *snickers and then light leaps away*
Ivy Willow: AAAAAAAAARGHHHHH! *calms down* I suppose I can't blame her. I would have done the same thing if I were in her position.
Linh: Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways… what's Dex Day? Well, I get that it's a day to honor Dex, but what do you do on Dex Day?
Ivy Willow: Basically, during Dex Day, we—
Tam: We? No I think it's just you.
Ivy Willow: *EHEM* Anyways, we print out posters of Dex and decorate the house in periwinkle. Then we invite our friends over to decorate a cake. Then we eat the cake. Also, on Dex Day, it's a tradition to have spray water on your friends with a spray bottle with waterproof golden circles inside it.
Dex: Wow, I feel so… appreciated. Erm, what does this have to do with me? Other than the color of the decorations and the posters?
Ivy Willow: Oh yeah! Me and my friend recently celebrated Dex Day was on December 21 (a week after my birthday). It was supposed to be my birthday party but I just merged the two because… save money. But basically, I've been making a lot of jokes about how relevant Dex was before Dex Day. To apologize, I made up a holiday for him.
Keefe: I helped decorate!
Marella: *side eyes him* Wdym?
Keefe: I stalked Dex for a week and took pictures of him and then gave those pictures to Ivy for her to hang up. *shrugs*
Dex: YOU WHAT? *pulls out his dagger and jumps on Keefe*
Keefe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—
Ivy Willow: I GUESS THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S REACT, THEN? ALRIGHT! AND HAPPY LATE DEX DAY! BYE~!
