Sorry, I couldn't post last Thursday, I was at a winter camp. Anyways, here's today's!

Ivy Willow: HELLO CHILDREN

*silence*

Ivy Willow:

Ivy Willow: OKAY THEN, FINE, HELLO PEOPLE. YOU HAPPY NOW?

Sophie: Yes.

Ivy Willow: omg

Keefe: Wat?

Ivy Willoe: Ie neede toe bee britishe

Sage River: *appears* NO

Ivy Willoe: Yese.

Sage River: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *breathes in* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO–

Ivy Willow: OKAY OKAY I'll STOP

Sage River: NONONONONON— ok gud. *disappears*

Ivy Willow: *hmph*

Biana: *laughs at her*

Ivy Willow: GRRRRRRRRRR

Lily Vine: *appears* GRRRRRRRRRR is crazy *disappears*

Ivy Willow: AAARGH! YOU'RE CRAZY!

Dex: Um– what is happening?

Ivy Willow: *sighs* Alright. So today we're gonna be reacting to Dex Day.

Fitz: HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT A FITZ DAY.

Ivy Willow: Hmmm, maybe we can have a Ritz Day one day.

Fitz: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Lily Vine: *appears* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is crazy *disappears*

Ivy Willow: AGH! FROM NOW ON, NOBODY SAY THAT WORD.

Marella: Gr?

Ivy Willow: DON'T SAY IT.

Marella: Mkay~

Ivy Willow: Bruh I just realized every kotlc character except Marella and Fitz has had either no lines or one line in this whole react.

Tam: Hello. I exist now.

Ivy Willow: I'm so creative, aren't I~?

Tam: No.

Ivy Willow: :(

Linh: Awww, Tam, don't be mean. You're very creative, Ivy Willow!

Ivy Willow: yay

Wylie: OMG I ALMOST FORGOT!

Sophie: Forgot what?

Ivy Willow: FORGOT DEX OF COURSE!

Dex: *rolls eyes offendedly*

Wylie: NO, FORGOT TO LIGHT LEAP AWAY. *light leaps away*

Ivy Willow: Wow my react was so funny today that Wylie forgot to light leap away because he was so interested by it. Can you believe that? And I wrote this whole react by myself!

Biana: Aren't we supposed to be reacting to Dex Day?

Keefe: You mean Keefe Day?

Ivy Willow: *LA GASPE* KEEFE!

Keefe: Wat?

Ivy Willow: DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE 5000 IRRELEVANCE JOKES ABOUT YOU?

Keefe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—

Ivy Willow: THEN NO KEEFE DAY FOR YOU!

Keefe: :(

Biana: Maybe we could have a Sophie day because you keep making jokes about Sophie's sleep schedule.

Ivy Willow: I don't that much, I just compare it to mine!

Fitz: *LA GASPE* NO DO THE SOPHIE PARTY

Keefe: Whay?

Fitz: Because then, IT'LL ALSO BE MY PARTY BECAUSE WE'RE COGNATES.

Keefe: You know, I'm surprised that's the first time you've said that this whole reacts series.

Ivy Willow: *huffs* I forgot, okay!?

Sophie: I'm sad you remembered.

Fitz: GRRR—

Ivy Willow: STO–

Lily Vine: *appears* GRRR IS CRAZY! *snickers and then light leaps away*

Ivy Willow: AAAAAAAAARGHHHHH! *calms down* I suppose I can't blame her. I would have done the same thing if I were in her position.

Linh: Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways… what's Dex Day? Well, I get that it's a day to honor Dex, but what do you do on Dex Day?

Ivy Willow: Basically, during Dex Day, we—

Tam: We? No I think it's just you.

Ivy Willow: *EHEM* Anyways, we print out posters of Dex and decorate the house in periwinkle. Then we invite our friends over to decorate a cake. Then we eat the cake. Also, on Dex Day, it's a tradition to have spray water on your friends with a spray bottle with waterproof golden circles inside it.

Dex: Wow, I feel so… appreciated. Erm, what does this have to do with me? Other than the color of the decorations and the posters?

Ivy Willow: Oh yeah! Me and my friend recently celebrated Dex Day was on December 21 (a week after my birthday). It was supposed to be my birthday party but I just merged the two because… save money. But basically, I've been making a lot of jokes about how relevant Dex was before Dex Day. To apologize, I made up a holiday for him.

Keefe: I helped decorate!

Marella: *side eyes him* Wdym?

Keefe: I stalked Dex for a week and took pictures of him and then gave those pictures to Ivy for her to hang up. *shrugs*

Dex: YOU WHAT? *pulls out his dagger and jumps on Keefe*

Keefe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

Ivy Willow: I GUESS THAT'S THE END OF TODAY'S REACT, THEN? ALRIGHT! AND HAPPY LATE DEX DAY! BYE~!