In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks is going to be tossed into boiling oil! I don't think I've done that yet. Though I already know that I've killed Jar Jar Binks by setting him on fire.

He sure has died a lot of gruesome deaths in these fanfics, hasn't he?

Then again, that seems to be what you're looking for.

Chapter 5: Oil

C-3PO was calculating a good way to kill Jar Jar Binks.

Whatever would be most efficient.

Some of the methods sounded like they would cost a lot of money.

Maybe they should check the money briefcase.

Or maybe if they were lucky some crazy disaster would happen, like when King Kong showed up.

Suddenly, R2-D2 came up to him.

Those two always seemed to be together, unless R2 decided to go on a trip to Dagobah. Afterwards he needed a good scrubbing to get the smell off of him.

"Something on your CPU?" asked C-3PO.

R2-D2 had a killing suggestion.

"You're saying we should dip him in boiling oil? Good idea." nodded the robot. It sounded like it would be painful. And painful deaths would be the best way to kill Jar Jar.

Well, that and gruesome ones.

Of course, robots had difficulty understanding the concept of pain. Though there were some robots that COULD feel pain.

If C-3PO were capable of smiling, he would have.

"So, C-3PO, you say you have an idea to kill Jar Jar?" asked Anakin. It was always worthwhile to listen to someone as smart as he was...though he wondered if he had accidentally programmed C-3PO to be a know-it-all.

"I figured we should dip him in oil." explained C-3PO. It was a non-renewable resource...unlike Jar Jar Binks, who could be renewed at any time with their magical book.

"Figures you of all people would come up with that idea." answered Padme.

"To be honest, it was R2-D2's idea. But he couldn't communicate with you so he passed it on to me." explained C-3PO.

"Maybe I should have made him a bit more legible." noted Anakin. He did like the beeping noise that he made though.

And besides, at least he didn't have an annoying voice like his mortal enemy Jar Jar.

"Where are we going to find a vat of oil?" asked Padme. Hopefully R2-D2 had thought about that before he had given C-3PO the idea.

"According to my calculations, there should be an oil factory nearby." noted C-3PO.

They would want to disable the cameras though.

That way, they wouldn't get caught.

Alternatively, they could try simply blowing up the factory...but while they could easily bring back Jar Jar, they wouldn't be able to bring back the factory.

So they decided to stick to disabling the cameras.

Fortunately, R2-D2 could take care of that.

Once they were ready, they invited Jar Jar.

They lied to him that the factory would be exciting.

But it wasn't.

"Dis is boring! Where's da cafeteria?" asked Jar Jar.

He was hungry.

Suddenly, Anakin pushed him off a balcony.

"Whoa!" exclaimed the doomed Gungan.

Jar Jar Binks fell into the vat of oil.

"Mesa burning! Helpppp!" screamed the gungan, waving his arms back and forth.

Unfortunately for him, his false friends simply sat back and watched. Like they always did when they put Jar Jar in these deadly situations.

In Anakin's case, he even pulled out some popcorn and sprayed butter on it.

C-3PO and R2D2 couldn't eat popcorn, of course...but they still enjoyed the show nonetheless.

As usual, killing the annoying Gungan was hilarious.

Jar Jar Binks sank into the boiling oil. He stretched out his right hand hoping that somebody would grab on...but nobody did.

Yet again, Jar Jar Binks died a painful death.

"Maybe we should video tape whenever we kill him." noted Anakin.

"But he might discover the videos." remarked Padme.

And there was a law against making snuff movies.

Anakin sighed.

As before, Binks was resurrected.

They had to pull him out first though. Otherwise he would simply die again and reading the book would be pointless. C-3PO took care of it.

Resurrecting Jar Jar meant hearing his annoying voice again, but it was worth it.

Though he wondered why he smelled like a used car. His "friends" said it was a bad idea for him to try to drive, so he never bought one.

Hopefully, he wouldn't catch on.

They would kill Jar Jar Binks again...once he had taken a bath.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

Maybe I'll feature characters from the sequel trilogy. It might be the prequel trilogy but it sounds like fun.

I'll read the reviews for more ideas to kill our least favorite Gungan.