In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks will be eaten by hyenas! I bet it's worth a...laugh.

And yes, I've watched the Lion King. It's one of my favorites. Sometimes I watch clips of it on Youtube.

Then again, I like most Disney movies.

Rest assured, hyenas aren't evil. Though you could say I'm a bit evil for killing a certain Gungan so many times. I've gone past the hundred mark.

What can I say? It's funny.

Perhaps this chapter will make you laugh like the hyenas themselves.

Chapter 6: Hyenas

For their next kill, our heroes decided maybe they should use an animal. Preferably one that would kill Jar Jar gruesomely. And painfully. Painful deaths were always better.

A snake probably wouldn't do the trick. They typically swallowed their prey whole. And they weren't sure how they would get him out.

They might not need a venomous snake though.

Anakin could use his lightsaber to get Jar Jar out of there, but our heroes figured that would be messy. Anakin didn't want to be covered with snake guts.

Besides, he had just washed his shirts.

A carnivorous one was the first one that came to mind (as it was normal for them to have sharp teeth) , though a herbivorous animal could also be used if for some reason it felt Jar Jar was a threat. Maybe he would be trampled by an elephant?

Suddenly, they had an idea.

Perhaps a pack of hyenas would work.

Contrary to popular belief, they were not scavengers.

Where had that reputation come from, anyway?

If anything it were lions that were scavengers.

Anyways, our heroes could tell that if Jar Jar Binks stepped foot in the domain of the hyenas, then the little pest was a goner.

So it looked good.

They told Jar Jar that they were going on a trip to Dantooine.

And yes, the planet sounded like Tatooine.

Perhaps the people who had named that planet weren't very creative.

Jar Jar Binks was content to go on a road trip, unaware that road trips usually ended with him dying.

Luckily, it wasn't a long trip. Otherwise they would need earplugs with Jar Jar onboard.

It was currently daytime on the planet.

Once he was on the planet, they told him to agitate the nearby hyenas.

He did just that.

The consequences were evident.

"Yousa hyenas are losers!" exclaimed the dumb Gungan.

Stupidly, he blew raspberries at the carnivores.

This of course got their attention.

The hyenas quickly surrounded him to prevent his escape. Their teamwork was surprisingly efficient.

However, he was oblivious to the danger he was in, so it didn't really matter.

"Why are yousa looking at mesa like that?" asked the Gungan.

He was about to find out.

"Aaahhh! Help mesa! They're tearing mesa flesh!" exclaimed Jar Jar Binks as the hyenas feasted on him.

It was nothing short of painful.

The hyena's fur was covered in blood...not that they cared.

Perhaps to hyenas blood tasted like ketchup.

While Jar Jar Binks was unlikable, he certainly tasted good.

Perhaps that was the only good thing about him.

Quickly, Jar Jar Binks died. Seemed one of the hyenas bit into his heart. Which was appropriate considering stabbing Jar Jar in the heart was Anakin's favorite pasttime.

"Maybe we should feed him to lions next." remarked Anakin. Watching one bite his neck would be funny.

Although, being killed by a lion wasn't usually as painful as being killed by a hyena.

One of the hyenas wrote "LIONS SUCK."

"Ok?" asked Padme.

Fortunately, they left behind enough of Jar Jar for him to be resurrected. Otherwise it might be the end of their killing spree...though admittedly it had been a very long run.

However, they had to wait for the hyenas to leave before they could resurrect him. Otherwise they would probably eat him again.

After killing Jar Jar, our heroes went back into their spacecraft.

"Wesa leaving already?" asked the Gungan. It seemed like a pretty short trip, if you asked him.

Of course, if he recalled what had happened to him, he wouldn't mind leaving so fast.

But he did not.

Though he noticed a small amount of blood on the ground.

Where had that come from?

For a moment, he wondered if it was his own.

But he ultimately jossed the idea.

Our heroes left the planet, brainstorming new ways to kill Jar Jar Binks.

Preferably painful ones.

Well, back to the review suggestions!

It's weird how many reviews I got considering there's only a few chapters.

Though to be fair, this is a sequel to a popular fanfic.

I'll be reading through the reviews, as usual.

Maybe in the next chapter I'll have him be eaten by bears.