In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks is going to do a big no no. It wouldn't be the first time though. Why else would he end up dying so much?

This time, he's getting struck by lightning! And yes, he's already died because of force lightning. But that was some time ago.

All these reviews make me feel like I should continue this fanfic.

So I think I shall.

The reviews don't strictly have to be suggestions though.

Just try to remember that.

Though suggestions are welcome.

I've gotten plenty of suggestions.

Chapter 8: Lightning

Once again, Jar Jar Binks had to use the restroom.

And he had not learned from experience. Of course, if he did, this fanfic wouldn't be as funny, now would it?

"Where's da bathroom?" asked Jar Jar. It was an emergency!

He didn't see any signs telling him where to find them.

Of course, he didn't read too much anyway. Otherwise, he would be more intelligent snd not,so stupid.

Currently, they were at a art museum that was filled with statues. They were there during the afternoon.

It was technically a jedi museum…but the curator had taken an interest in Greek mythology as of late.

Seemed that there had been a lot of Jedi masters throughout the years.

The Greek section contained statues of the Olympians.

The biggest statue was of Zeus, naturally. Seemed the sculptors wanted to remind everyone who was in charge.

Padme decided to have a look at it.

"I wonder why Zeus sleeps with so many women." remarked Padme.

It seemed the head of the olympians really got around. Otherwise, there probably wouldn't be so many demi-gods.

Once again, Jar Jar decided to take a tinkle somewhere that he shouldn't.

Though if he were an atheist, he probably would assume nothing terrible would happen...though a guard might show up and bust him.

Jar Jar Binks peed on the statue of Zeus.

Padme shook her head. Somehow, she knew Jar Jar's misdeed was going to get him killed somehow. Probably not by the museum staff though.

Unfortunately for Jar Jar, he aggravated the head of the Olympians. He had witnessed the entire thing…though he wished he hadn't seen Jar Jar use the bathroom.

The Olympians had a tendency to notice whenever people committed sacrilege.

And in Jar Jar's case, he had provoked the most powerful of them all.

He might have been safe if he had aggravated Poseidon (given that it was impossible for him to drown), but the lord of Olympians was an entirely different story.

He decided to toss a lightning bolt at him.

The lightning bolt reduced Jar Jar Binks to ashes.

It was a pleasant surprise for everyone. Except Jar Jar himself.

And it was certainly worth a laugh.

Luckily, nobody else was killed…though they could be resurrected if they had.

There were scorch marks on the walls though.

Poseidon had witnessed the whole thing.

"Why did I ever let him near my oceans?" questioned Poseidon to himself.

Everything seemed more pleasant with him gone.

Padme Amidala had witnessed the whole thing.

She was surprised, though she was also happy that Jar Jar Binks was no more.

"Wow! You do not want to mess with Zeus, let alone the Olympians!" exclaimed Padme.

Perhaps he was as mighty as the force itself. He had enough electrical power to make Palpatine jealous.

She couldn't even recognize Jar Jar in this state. He was cremated.

"It appears that Jar Jar's bathroom breaks have killed him once again." noted Obi-Wan. He wasn't too surprised. He didn't need to foresee the future to predict Jar Jar's latest downfall.

When would he learn?

Hopefully never.

C-3PO scooped up Jar Jar's ashes with a dustpan.

If R2-D2 could laugh, he would be doing so now.

He then used them to resurrect Jar Jar.

Hopefully the gods would not notice.

Otherwise, they would probably kill him again. And the resurrection would be a waste of time.

But as it turned out, Zeus was looking at himself in the mirror, so he did not notice that Jar Jar Binks had been brought back to life.

Afterwards, our heroes left once again.

Perhaps their field trips would give them more ideas to kill Jar Jar Binks.

Or perhaps the reviewers would.

They've been so helpful.

Somebody requested lightning, so I figured I would be creative with that. You probably weren't expecting Zeus to show up. But then again, a lot of Jar Jar Binks' deaths seem to dip into the supernatural.

I'll check the reviews for more suggestions. I have so many of them.

You think I should feature Jabba the Hutt again? I'm not sure how I would have him kill Jar Jar this time though.