In this chapter of my fanfic, Jar Jar Binks will be killed by a deadly cyborg!
Cool, huh?
And no, I haven't used him yet.
I thought this was a very good idea.
What better way to kill Jar Jar for this sequel?
Chapter 9: General Grievous
Padme Amidala noticed Anakin was upset about something.
He figured she should consult him about it, so she did. Comforting Anakin felt pretty good.
Apparently, at the last gathering, Jar Jar Binks had agreed to give emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor.
Did he not remember that he was the devil? He had been to Hell once. Though he had come back so our heroes could continue killing him.
It seemed like everyone knew that. Especially if they watched the original trilogy.
And Jar Jar wondered how Palpatine could shoot lightning out of his finger tips, even after receiving those emergency powers.
Palpatine claimed he would give those powers back, but everyone knew that he was lying.
At this rate, it was going to be the end of all the Jedi.
Well, at least until Return of the Jedi.
Then they would come back.
That would be nice.
Wait, wasn't Jar Jar Binks killed by the Death Star?
That was built by Palpatine after he became emperor.
What a crazy timeline they were in.
Anyways…
"We're going to have to teach him a lesson." remarked Padme. Nobody gave Palpatine emergency powers and got away with it.
"I have an idea…" said Anakin.
He pulled out a phone.
"Allow me to introduce Jar Jar to the galaxy's most deadly killing machine…" said the jedi apprentice.
A short while later…
"Dis sure is a nice day! Nothing can spoil it!" exclaimed Jar Jar Binks, unaware that he was about to die another gruesome death.
He has died over a hundred times, and still counting.
He was sitting on a bench, admiring the weather.
Currently, he was on Alderaan.
And no, it hasn't been blown up yet.
Besides, Jar Jar Binks had already died because of the Death Star.
It was in the organization's records.
Suddenly, General Grievous approached him.
"Who are yousa?" asked the Gungan.
He did not recognize him…even though he was also a Star Wars prequel trilogy character.
Perhaps Jar Jar had not watched Revenge of the Sith.
"I'm General Grievous, the most evil cyborg that ever lived!" exclaimed the general.
"Whoa!" shouted the annoying alien. It didn't seem like anyone should mess with him. Especially since he worked with Palpatine and the Separatists.
"You called me a worthless tin can on the phone! Prepare to die!" bellowed Grievous.
"Oh noooo!" screamed Jar Jar.
He was doomed, like he so often was.
General Grievous used his four lightsabers to cut Jar Jar Binks into five different pieces. And yes, wielding four different lightsabers was awesome. Obi-Wan could still kick his ass though.
He was totally dead.
"Hahahahahaha!" laughed the insane cyborg. It served the stupid Gungan right.
Killing Jar Jar felt so satisfying.
And it was so easy too. He didn't even need to bring his droid army.
He walked away afterwards.
Afterwards, Anakin and Padme came to look for the body.
They didn't have to look far.
"Looks like a job well done." remarked Anakin. Gruesome deaths were always the deaths for Jar Jar. And simply stabbing him with a lightsaber wasn't very creative. But slicing him apart with four different lightsabers at once? Golden!
Perhaps he should take a picture of it.
Just as long as Jar Jar didn't discover it.
Now it was time to resurrect the obnoxious little Gungan so that he could continue dying.
"Wait, isn't it about time for the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Organization to brainwash us again?" questioned Padme.
"Oh yeah." remembered the Jedi boy. That happened regularly in the last fanfic they were in. So it probably wasn't going to stop now. No, sirree.
Sure enough, they were whacked on the heads with baseball bats.
They had already kidnapped the others.
"Ooh! I love what happened to him this time!" remarked an initiate.
Perhaps they should consider having General Grievous join the society.
But for now, it was time to bring Jar Jar to their base.
He was resurrected first, of course.
Now they could do the job themselves.
What would they come up with?
Time would tell.
So, what did you think of having General Grievous in this fanfic? To my knowledge, he wasn't in the first one. Correct me if I'm wrong.
I think I just might include Count Dooku as well.
He probably won't kill Jar Jar Binks as gruesomely, though. So keep that in mind if you want me to include him.
I think Yoda and Count Dooku would actually be willing to work together to smite him.
Dooku used to be Yoda's apprentice, after all.
See ya!
