In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks will get killed by the Incredible Hulk.
I figured that would be awesome.
Let me know if you agree.
Of course, I could also have him get killed by The Thing.
Or maybe Doomsday.
Chapter 10: The Incredible Hulk
As before, our heroes were brainwashed by the Anti-Jar Jar Binks Society.
Some of the cult members were watching Avengers movies.
They wondered if it was foreshadowing of some kind.
Afterwards, our heroes were released to kill Jar Jar again.
Jar Jar Binks got the feeling something exciting was going to happen.
But he wasn't quite sure what.
It was currently a warm, sunny day outside. The temperature was about 75 degrees. And there weren't clouds in the sky.
He was currently in a city.
Suddenly, Bruce Banner transformed into the Incredible Hulk. For some strange reason, he always ripped his shirt off when he transformed. Perhaps he should consider investing in those.
After all, no shirt, no shoes, no service.
Why did he transform, you ask? Other than for plot convenience?
Because his TV suddenly turned off.
It seemed that there was a power outage.
So much for watching live-action sitcoms.
Jar Jar Binks took notice as the Hulk left his apartment.
As he saw Bruce Banner stomping throughout the city, Jar Jar did something incredibly stupid.
Of course, you were probably expecting that.
He blew a raspberry at the muscular green man.
"You're a big green loser!" taunted Jar Jar as he stuck his tongue out at the mutated man. Though most of his fans would be inclined to disagree.
In Jar Jar Binks, it's safe to say that he did not have fans. At least, not fans that the author knew.
Bruce Banner was not amused.
As usual, a certain Gungan had made a fatal mistake.
The Hulk decided he was going to make Jar Jar Binks pay.
With his life.
"Hulk smash puny Gungan!" exclaimed the Incredible Hulk.
"Mesa doomed!" screamed Jar Jar Binks.
The Hulk smashed every single bone in Jar Jar Binks' body using his fists. Unsurprisingly, this killed him. Everyone knew by now that he wasn't immortal. If he was, this fanfic wouldn't exist. Neither fanfic, in fact.
His blood could be seen smeared on a nearby building.
And yes, his death was rather messy.
The Incredible Hulk had not shown him mercy.
Of course, when was the last time anybody had shown him that?
The Gungan had once again paid the price for his stupidity, as he so often did.
It didn't take long for our heroes to discover his body.
Well, C-3PO had tracked him down.
He was rather helpful for that.
"It appears that he has died from severe blunt trauma." explained C-3PO.
However, he wasn't sure who the culprit was.
But they noticed the Incredible Hulk, who hadn't yet transformed back into Bruce Banner.
He proceeded to destroy a building.
"Oh c'mon!" exclaimed the construction crew leader who had just finished building that building.
"A comic book superhero killing Jar Jar Binks? That's a new one." noted Anakin.
"I know." agreed Padme Amidala.
They knew that he the Hulk was part of a team of superheroes known as the Avengers.
Which was ironic, considering that it seemed highly unlikely anyone was going to avenge Jar Jar.
Though given that he kept being on resurrected, not many people would know that he had died in the first place.
Of course, the author had always been creative coming up with ways to kill Jar Jar.
How else would he have gotten to 100 deaths?
Of course, Jar Jar Binks had died more than 100 deaths at this point.
"You don't suppose it will happen again, do you?" asked Anakin.
"Possibly. Maybe Superman will kill him." suggested Padme.
"Or maybe Batman." answered the apprentice.
First things first, it was time to resurrect Jar Jar Binks.
At this point, his corpse was gathering flies.
They resurrected Jar Jar Binks using the Book of Resurrection.
"Maybe we could find more superheroes to kill Jar Jar Binks with." proposed Anakin.
Padme nodded.
It seemed as good of an idea as any.
Or they could read what the reviewers had come up with.
They had come up with loads of ideas...like Santa Claus.
Although, people don't normally expect Santa to come into your house to kill you.
Somebody like him would make for an ideal assassin, however.
They said that he was quiet as a mouse.
And he somehow knew when you were sleeping and when you were awake.
Though most people assumed you were asleep after midnight.
They would consult Obi-Wan Kenobi on the matter.
He was their mentor in killnig Jar Jar, basically.
So they would partake in his bloodthirsty wisdom.
And Jar Jar Binks is slain once again. He's proven himself to be too dumb to live, hasn't he?
Of course, that's part of why the fanfic is funny.
Though straight-up murder will work, I suppose.
Let me know if you want any more comic book characters to kill him.
I could do either Marvel or DC.
Though for this chapter, I went for Marvel. So you could marvel at Jar Jar Binks' demise.
I don't think
