In this chapter, Jar Jar Binks will get killed by Martians!

How are they going to kill him, you ask? With their laser guns of doom.

Though I suppose I could also use one of their UFOs.

I hope you enjoy the show.

And yes, this chapter references a movie.

It wouldn't exactly be the first time that I made a movie reference.

Movies help me come up with ideas to kill Jar Jar.

Chapter 11: Martians

Padme Amidala received some very important information.

Apparently, Naboo was going to be visited by Martians.

Did they come in peace?

Or did they intend to declare war? Mars was named after a war god, after all.

They didn't know for sure yet.

But they knew one thing. Naboo was going to receive some guests.

She decided to inform the Jedi Council, just in case.

They had lightsabers, after all.

If anyone could defend the galaxy, it was them.

Though it was on the fence as to whether those lightsabers could cut through flying saucers.

"Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?" asked Anakin.

He knew that the Hutts were androgynous and could be whatever gender they pleased.

That was why Jabba had given birth to a son, despite being...male.

As a side note, they had met Jabba's son once. And Jar Jar Binks had been eaten by Jabba once. That had been hilarious.

Padme shrugged.

To be honest, she didn't know much about them. Other than the fact that they came from Mars. Apparently, they breathed nitrogen instead of oxygen. Though for some strange reason they needed spacesuits to survive on Naboo.

Perhaps she could learn more about the Martians once they showed up.

Padme noted it might be best if Jar Jar Binks wasn't at the arrival point when the Martians showed up.

Something told her that the Martians wouldn't like him. Nobody in the galaxy far, far away seemed to.

And she didn't want the Martians to suddenly start killing everybody because Jar Jar Binks provoked them.

Even if she could probably resurrect them with the Book of Resurrection, assuming that the Martians didn't burn it.

Perhaps it would be best to talk to Jar Jar and tell him not to come.

Then again, he didn't seem like the type of person to listen.

But it was worth a try.

"You shouldn't visit the Martians. They might be allergic to Gungans." warned Padme Amidala.

Jar Jar Binks shrugged.

Shortly afterwards, the meeting with the Martians was underway.

They came with an enormous saucer.

They had chosen to meet in the desert.

One of the Martians was wearing a red cloak.

He was the Martian Ambassador.

"Ack ack ack ack!" exclaimed one of the Martians.

"Why do they sound like ducks?" asked Anakin.

"I'm not sure..." answered Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Fortunately, they claimed that they came in peace.

Padme sighed in relief.

It looked like nobody would be dying.

Suddenly, Jar Jar Binks blew a raspberry at the Martian Ambassador.

"I thought I told him not to show up!" exclaimed Padme.

He just didn't follow instructions.

The Martian Ambassador blasted Jar Jar with his laser gun. He represented everything that was evil in the world of Star Wars.

He was reduced to a skeleton.

A red one.

Anakin Skywalker let out a laugh.

To be honest, he was hoping something like this would happen.

He took a snapshot of Jar Jar Binks' skeleton.

"Why did your planet contain the ultimate evil?" asked the Martian Ambassador.

"Trust me, we hate him as much as you do." answered Anakin.

"Just as long you don't support him." said the ambassador.

Fortunately, it seemed the Martians truly did come in peace.

Though the vaporization of Jar Jar Binks had surprised them.

Our heroes decided to resurrect Jar Jar, though they wondered if the next aliens they met would be so friendly.

They could only hope.

The Martian Leader looked forward to exploring this new planet. He was wearing a purple cloak.

Perhaps there were sexy ladies on this planet.

And yes, he was a perv.

"Mesa think Martians are cool!" exclaimed Jar Jar Binks, unaware that one of them had killed him.

"They sure are." nodded Anakin.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter.

Maybe I'll do a chapter where Jar Jar Binks gets killed by Kirby. He has a lot of copy abilities so there are a lot of ways that he could kill the Gungan, if he doesn't decide simply to swallow him.

That would be funny.

Then again, there was a web series where Kirby was a homage to Hannibal Lecter...but lacked the redeeming qualities that he had.

So maybe that chapter would be scary.

I could also make one where he gets killed by Sgt. Hartman.

But then again, I don't want to have to change the age rating for this fanfic.

It's already rated T.