I open my eyes waking up to the warm rays of the- wait no.
I would never sleep outside and neither let the sunshine pass through my window.

I do a double take and notice I'm in the middle of a fucking forest, like a really dense and big forest that I just can't see an end to.

-What the fuck? Aw shit, I knew i shouldn't have smoked weed before going home late at night, now i'm lost in the middle of god knows where.

I get up to start walking to a random direction in hopes to find some sort of cilivization, hopefully not a crackhead or someone that could steal my kidneys or some shit.

-Wait a minute, I'm a dumbass

I check on my pockets to find my phone so I can use google maps to know where the fuck am I. Taking it out and turning it on I get the cute surprise that there's not a signal.

-Welp, there goes my only hope, I suppose walking aimlessly will it be then.

I keep walking in a straight direction for a long time until I end up finding a weird ass T-pose-ing kid. While walking towards the kid I can see it's a little girl, blonde hair with a red ribbon and black clothes.

-Hey uh... you Fortnite kid, do you know what place is this? Because I really don't have idea of where the fuck am I.

The T-pose-ing little girl snaps her head away from whatever she was looking to towards me, she had a smile on her face and now that i've noticed damn she's small as fuck. Does she even know what Fortnite is?

-Hmm~? Hello there mister! What are you doing in here the middle of the forest? Are you a human? Can I eat you?

The little girl floats straight to me, stopping just in front of me…. Ok maybe the weed is still making an effect on me, or I'm starting to allucinate for staying up at night from my continuous Dark Souls playthroughs. And what is this about eating me? Whatever.

-I'm quite lost as you can see, I've waken up in the middle of this forest for some reason and i'd like to ask you if you know a town nearby or whatever.

She tilts her head to the side at my sentence.

-A town? You mean the human village? Hmmm... it's just straight that way.

She points to the left.

-Sheesh you're a real life saver kid, thanks for the help. Maybe I will pay you back with some fortnite V-bucks someday.

-I don't know what this fork-knife you say is, mister...

The kid for some reason starts sniffing the air and puts a curious expression

-You smell like some kind of herb, mister. Are you a plant youkai? You certainly don't look like one.

-A plant what? You must have felt the weed I had smoked. Anyways I gotta go, thanks for the directions.

Without sparing her another word, I start walking towards the direction of this [Human Village] before it gets too late. God knows what would happen to me if end up sleeping in this forest.

-Epic time skip-

After a long walk (and my legs feeling like shit) I end up reaching some giant walls and a gate with a few persons alongside said gate.

"What is this attack on titan wall type of shit bruv

I decide to stop talking to myself like a schizo and approach the guard looking guys.

-Hello, I uhhh would like to get inside this village

One of the guards raises an eyebrow, scrutinizes me from up to down and says.

-Your clothes look kind of weird, are you an outsider?

Outsider? Holy shit don't tell me I've ended up on another country these people
look like they came from some medieval era kind of crap. Please don't let it be a russian miner town I'm so done.

-Yes, I'm not from here you see, I've waken up inside of a forest without a clue of where the hell am I.

The two guards spare each other a glance and then the one who talked to me spoke again.

-Yup, pretty much an outsider, well you may enter the village. But cause trouble and you're sleeping outside with the youkai, alright?

The other guard went to open the gates of the village.

-Go seek Ms. Keine Kamishirasawa, she should be able to help you get a place to rest for the night.

Keine Kamishi-ok i'm not saying all that, what is even that name? Sounds like a name from one of those anime crap.

-Alright, thanks uhhh… Mr. Guard.

I get inside of the village and not gonna lie, this place looks like one of those poor as hell streets from my country. Well I suppose I need to get going to find this Keine Kami-whatever person.

-Le time skipe-

You know, maybe I did end up in another country, probably motherfucking japan because everything is in japanese. How did I notice you ask? Well I was going around asking questions regarding where Keine Kami-something was. I did get directions, but when you can't read for shit the name of the place and neither the signs it does get quite hard to locate where you are.

Though I was pretty much going around like a goldfish stuck inside an aquarium, I did end up finding a school, said school is the one where Keine teaches, what does she teach? I don't know I didn't ask. What's important is that I finally reached her just when she was closing the school.

So I approach her and say.

-Hey, you're Keine right?

The white haired woman dressed with a blue dress (and some kind of house thingy looking hat? What is this fashion sense, dude) looks at me and studies me for a bit, then relaxes her shoulders.

-Yes, I'm Keine Kamishirasawa, judging from your clothes you're an outsider, right?

-Yup, I'm lost as fuck and I don't have a place to sleep, one of those guards from outside told me you could help me find a place to sleep at.

She nods though she seemed to be a bit bothered for my swearing.

-Of course, I'm the protector of the village, looking out for outsiders is also part of my duty. And about your place to pass the night, I do happen to have a spare bed in my house.

I Followed Keine back to her house, she told me little bits about this place I ended up to.

Apparently it's called Gensokyo and magic is real, which means that the floating girl was, in fact, really floating. This Gensokyo is protected by something called the Hakurei Barrier, which closes it off from the rest of the world as far as I understood, I was kinda zooning out because of how tired I was from walking around aimlessly.
Oh yeah and there's this miko named Reimu Hakurei who's pretty much in charge of said barrier and from keeping Gensokyo from going to shit from the occasional occurences called "incidents".

In short words, I got fucked up, I ended up in a fantasy land with magic and monsters called youkai that could eat me in any second. BUT, but, the taxes here aren't as much as a pain in the ass like in the outside world, which is a positive point.
Bad points? There's no internet, which means no porn, no more Markiplier videos, nothing.
It was a harsh punch to my heart but I got over it pretty quickly. Oh yeah and what about my family? Well they're kinda like all dead, except my sister who, as far as I know, is going to go to a university, I didn't talk much with her but I doubt she will miss me.

Well, what now? I don't really have a strong reason to go back, all I did was just go to work and play games because I lived in a shithole of a country.
Maybe….. should I try becoming millionare? Well it's not like there's much rich stuff in this place to buy in the first place, but I'm sure as hell that I don't wanna live like a bum.
Ok that's it, I'll become a millionare and push this ugly ass village to the future, and by future I mean getting the internet here, fast food and all the commoditties

This will be my road to (not) infinite money.

(Title drop)

Author's words:

Yeah, I'm making this shit. And I don't even know if i'm going to seriously advance it,
though i'll probably do it if i'm bored enough.