Chapter 7: A new day at work.
I hate paper work
Word from a cadet commissar of the 7th Cadian artillery regiment.
Sleep has been neutral for tonight, no vision, no sweet dream, no nightmare.
While she wanted to stay in the comfort provided by her so long-lost bed, Loona has to be forced to get up after a certain thought crossed her mind, "What day is it?", pulling herself up while stretching her arm to crack out a few satisfied 'pops' here and there, she leaves out her room and look at a nearby calendar with a sexy succubus at the top, and a multitude of date cross out with red marker.
Loona: "It's Sunday today" she said out loud before walking back to her room.
Silently closing the door to make sure that it didn't disturb her dad, she headed at one of her bags to pull out an assortment of candle and incense, before placing them on her desk and light them up one by one with an old zippo, who by the look of it has seen a lot.
Finishing to light the last candle and proceeded at the next step, she pulled out from one of her books an old black and white photography who was representing a proud Loona with her chainsword over her shoulder and multiple men and woman around her, all clad in military uniform while smiling and doing some funny peace finger or salute sign.
Smirking in nostalgia before putting the picture beside one of the candles, she then let herself sit on her knee and join her hand together with her eyes close, "Ho dear god emperor, who I am not from your kind, implore your mercy on those who have followed me in the deepest and darkness place of the universe, who I am not from your kind, implore your strength and power to protect all the children of humanity and give them the will to continue the fight against the snare of the heretic, the mutant, the xenos, and the warpspawn, who I am not from your kind…" taking a deep breath, she continued on, "Implore your mercy of those who have died and bleed in your name, and at the end of the day, find the peace they deserve, because they are your children and your kind, and they shall know no fear in your arm".
Loona: "Amen" she said at last before getting up and leave out her room again.
Opening her door and take a look inside the fridge for a quick meal, she was slightly saddened to find that nothing nutritious for the morning was in there, except for a few can beer, soda bottle and an old sandwich which was probably there for a very long time, "Nurgle came here has I can see" she lightly snorted at her own joke before taking the sandwich and throw it in the nearby trash bin.
Closing the fridge with a heavy sigh, she opted for a cup of coffee and hang out in the parking lot where she has parked her newly 'acquired' vehicle.
Pain was the first thing coming to Blitz has he slightly opened his eyes to look at the clock beside him…only to groan in annoyance at the rethought of the last clock, "I gotta buy a new one…" not in the mood to do anything for today, he just then decided to plunge himself in his blanket and take a well deserve nap before going back to wor-.
*VVVVVVVVVVRRRRRROOOOOUUUUMMMM* *VVVVVVVRRRRRROOOOUUUUMMM* *VVVVVRRRRRROOOOUUUUUMMM* *VVVVVRRRRROOOOUUUUMMMM*
Or at least it was the plan, until a loud engine noise at the bottom of his window came to disturb him.
Blitz: "GRRRR, fuck me with a cactus!" he groaned before getting up from his bed and open up the window, "Hey fuck face! You better make some noise elsewhere, or I'm coming down to fuck you up!" he threatened the person with his pistol…person who was actually his daughter, "Ho fuck"
Loona: "Hey dad! Sorry for the noise, I was just checking if the engine wasn't too bad…which isn't actually!" she screams out to him while waving a hand.
Blitz: "Ho…okay Loonie!" he responded awkwardly, a little ashamed about what he just did.
Cutting the contact, and wiping out the grease from her hand with a nearby towel, she proceded to pick up the nearby tool scatter around and put them back in the tool box.
Loona: "I put the tool away, then I'm coming!" she said before tossing a wrench in the box.
Blitz: "Okay Loonie, just take your time…" he responded back while closing the window and massage his forehead at another headache, "I'm a fucking moron".
Tossing his pistol back into his drawer and heading inside the kitchen, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hot and full coffee maker waiting for him, "She made me some coffee" tearing out a little, he then took a mug from one of the kitchen cupboards, and fill it to the brim.
Putting two cubes of sugar inside and let the strong caffeine aroma fill his nostril, he finally took a small sip of it while at the same time gulp a pill for his hangover, has he peacefully enjoyed his morning drink for a moment, a small creaking sound coming at the front door grabbed his attention.
Blitz: "Morning Loonie"
Loona: "Morning dad, sorry about the noise by the way" she apologies while taking some coffee from the machine.
Blitz: "Nah, don't worry about it, it forced me to move my ass at least" he said jokingly.
Loona: "Still sorry tho" she said with a smile before taking a sip of her own beverage.
While the two stayed in comfortable silence for a moment, Blitz, of course, has to break it.
Blitz: "So~, how was the night?" he asked in interest.
Looking at him with an curious look, she then proceeded put her mug down.
Loona: "Holy shit, you won't believe the thing we have done" she said with a smirk.
Has she retold the event of last night with a tone of joy and excitement, Blitz on his own couldn't stop to smile at the genuine happiness of his daughter, while of course scoffing a few times at certain event…the biker one particularly, "If I found this asshole, I'll make him eat and choke on his own dick!"
Loona: "And that's it" she finished her last line with a small giggle, "found a vehicle for me, got a great time with Stolas daughter and Millie sister, got to witness a great concert too…I guess this night was a win win for everyone" she told before taking a sip, "What about you? How was the night?"
Blitz: "Hhhhhuuuuuuhhhhh-"
Last night, Gluttony ring, The first shot bar, 00:00
Moxxie: "I'm~ gonna swing~, from the chandelier~, FROM THE CHANDELIER~!" Falsely sing out a drunken Moxxie while swinging himself on a candlestick, with a purple bottle in hand.
During this time at the bar, Blitz and Stolas were working on a way to make their relationship work again…which right now was involving a lot of kissing, flirting and other thing that couldn't be described with word.
Has the two of them continued to kiss each other, an random Imp with a black beanie, blue white t-shirt and grey jean, taped on the shoulder of Blitz, who in return drunkenly turned around.
Blitz: "Wha *Burp* do ya want's" he asked annoyingly…and drunkenly.
?: "Huh…Can I join in?" he said curiously.
Raising an eyebrow and turning back to Stolas who gave him a drunken giggle in response, Blitz just shrugged is shoulder in indifference, "Meh, fuck it" he thought before grabbing the random Imp and kiss him vigorously.
While the group were having their share of fun in their corner, a duo of hellhound who were sipping at their Beelzebub juice goblet, looked at them in the distance.
?: "Huuuuh, should we stop them Bel" asked a female hellhound to her friend, friend who from her full name was actually called Beelzebub, queen of the gluttony ring.
Beelzebub: "Nah, let them cook, I actually like the vibe coming out of them" she responded with a small smirk.
?: "And what kind of vibe they are making right now Bel?" she asked before taking another sip.
Beelzebub: "There is two actually" she said, earning a curious raised eyebrow from her friend, "The return of a loved one and that of a repaired love".
Nodding approvingly, she continued to look at the Goetia boyfriend, who was still kissing this random dude with so much passion that it almost made Stolas a little jealous.
Blitz: "Hold up" he said before suddenly pulling out from the men mouth, "What's your name by the way?"
?: "Huh, Peter" he replied with confusion.
Blitz: "Bah! I kiss a fucking Peter!" he screams out before pushing the man away and go back into Stolas arm.
Moxxie: "I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!~" singing out loud, Moxxie brutally released his grip on the chandelier he was holding, and just crash on a nearby wall.
Beelzebub: "Okay, now we should stop them"
Present.
Blitz: "It was…something?" he said, unsure of what to think about is night actually.
Looking at him with a questioning look for a moment, Loona just shrugs off the subject and moved back to her coffee, "Thank you" He thanked himself that she didn't ask any other question.
Loona: "By the way, we don't have anything left to eat dad, hell I think it's been a long time since the fridge was full again". She pointed before taking out from under the table a scattered magazine.
Blitz: "Noted, gonna go to the supermarket after work" he said before sipping on his coffee again, and feel the medicine slowly do his work.
Going back into this comfortable silence again, Loona, who just finished her cup, put the magazine she was holding down, and march at the sink to quickly clean her cup and head in the bathroom.
Loona: "First heading to the shower dad" she playfully told.
Blitz: "Suits yourself, girl" he retorted back with the same tone has her.
Letting her daughter take the first shower, Blitz took this occasion to finish his coffee and look around for any core to do, "Maybe throw all the bottle in the closet would be a first start" Marching at one of the kitchen cupboards to take a trash bag, he growled after seeing that there wasn't one, "Note to self, buy some new bags", getting up with a sigh, a strange burned smell caught his attention.
Blitz: "The hell?..."
Sniffing around to locate the smell, his eyes suddenly went wide after viewing a small track of smoke coming out of his daughter room, not thinking twice, he panickily scramble around the multiple cupboards to took out from of them an extinguisher, "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" shoving the door aside with his shoulder while aiming the extinguisher in the 'incoming fire', he immediately stop mid-way when he saw that it was actually some lit candle and incense, "What in the unholy fuck is that?" throwing the extinguisher behind him and come closer to the small weird effigies that her daughter has (probably) made, he closely paid his attention at a certain photography who was resting beside a candle.
Blitz: "Wha- is that my Loonie?!" he said out loud while squinting his eyes and concentrate his mind on her daughter, who right now, was in her human form while wearing a militaristic uniform with some sort of heavy armor and a cap over her head, "She seems…happy" unsure of what to think about this, he knew that her daughter wasn't the 'smiling one', so it was kind of weird to see such an emotion plastered on her face, especially around other people, who also like her, were all wearing the same garment, has the exception of the cap which for some of them were wearing helmet.
Loona: "It's kinda impolite to look in the stuff of someone else" she deadpanned while grabbing her towel to make sure that it didn't fall off from her.
Blitz: "Shit!" flinching at the sudden voice of her daughter, Blitz accidently slips out on his feet and felled on the ground while letting the photo float in the air and fall at Loona feet, which with a careful and graceful motion, took it from the floor, "Loonie, I-Huh, I was-hum, there was a burning smell, and then-" hearing a small snicker coming from his daughter, he immediately stops his gibberish.
Loona: "Don't worry dad, no hard feeling there, just don't do that again, okay" she said with a stern yet gentle voice.
Nodding to the hellhound rapidly, his eyes then refocused themselves on the photo in her hands.
Loona: "I was a sergeant during this time" she respond, even tho he didn't ask anything, she could definitely saw the growing question built up on his face, "It was the best years of my life if I'm being honest…even if a have to obey order from superior asshole, it was still the best years…" she said with a smile before putting the picture back in his book, "Shower is free dad…" gesturing the exit to him, Blitz quickly understood the message and rapidly get himself on his feet to leave the room
Blitz: "Okay sweety" he responded before heading to the shower, "I should really watch were I put my fucking nose".
Imp city, I.M.P parking lot, 8:02.
Slowing down on the accelerator to stop at an empty parking space, Loona then pushed on the kick before cutting the engine and dismount her bike to wait for her dad at the entrance of the building, waiting who actually didn't last very long since that her dad was the kind of driver to push up at his fullest on the accelerator without looking or caring for anything or anyone, "How am I still alive?" drifting the van at three hundred sixty and park it with perfection, he kick out the door before letting out a victorious cheers and walk in the building while humming playfully.
Following her dad while shaking her head with amusement, she gave a quick salute to the receptionist, who in return cowered under her desk in fear, before entering the elevator and push the button to their floor.
Blitz: "Hey sweety, I don't want to judge or anything but…don't you, I don't know, have something else to wear?" he said awkwardly while pointing a hand to her guardsman attire, while she was wearing the usual kaki cargo pants, she decided to leave out the jacket at home and just wear a black slim t-shirt with a red pentagram on it.
Loona: "Why? Is there a problem dad" she said menacingly before growling a little at her last sentence.
Blitz: "No, no, no, everything's fine Loonie, I-I-I-I was just-" interrupted mid-way by the soft snort of her daughter, Blitz pouted a little at the false wiping tear than her girl was doing right now.
Loona: "*Snort* Ha~, your so easy to fuck around dad" she said with a last laugh, "But to be honest, I don't have a lot of things to wear, except for the set of clothe that I buy it yesterday, my commissar uniform, and this…thing" showing her attire with both of her hand, she continued, "Sure not the most stylish, but that's the only thing that I can wear without looking like a two-cent porn star…"
Blitz: "Huh…If you want, we can go for some more clothe" he said with puppy eyes.
Loona: "Sure, why not" she replied with a shrug, "While you're at it, can we buy a pizza on the way, emperor I need one nowe"
Blitz: "Copy sweety" he said with a two-salute finger before leaning himself on the elevator wall
Waiting for a few minutes, the elevator finally let out a 'ping' sound to tell his passenger that they have at last, arrived at the floor they were reaching too.
Getting out of the elevator to walk in the direction of the I.M.P office and enter, the first thing that Loona and her father have notice, or to be more precise smell and hear, was the strong odor of coffee and groan coming from the break room.
Heading in the direction of the noise, both of them found themselves in front of the married couple, who right now were living the worst hangover they ever had…or at least that's what they both thought by the look on their face.
Millie: "Heya boss" she saluted with a small wave of her hand, before putting it back on her forehead to soothe the headache.
While she seemed to be almost normal, her usual smiling face and behavior was replaced with two dark circled trace of fatigue over her eyes, "Darn it, fuckin' kill me already" she muttered before popping out a bottle of pills and shove the entirety of his continent inside her mouth.
Moxxie: "Sir…" responded Moxxie with the same look than her wife, has the exception of his hair who looked more messier and less professional than usual.
Loona: "Damn…you sure you're all okay for today?" she asked with her arm cross curiously and in sympathies for her friend.
Millie: "Don' warry girl, were ready ta kill" she replied with a shaky thumb up.
Right after she said that, her husband felled face first on the ground to sleep instantly.
Blitz: "Glad to hear that then, because I just got a contract on the way here, so everyone moves and let's get to work" he screamed out in joy, forcing Millie to cover her hear in order to not amplified the pain she was enduring now, "Loonie, you do your usual thing"
Loonie: "Which is?" she asked while poking the head of Moxxie with her boots.
Blitz: "You know, take on the phone, welcome any potential client, what you used to do before" he said with nervousness, internally begging that her daughter didn't take it bad like she usually does when it was in the working session of the-
Loona: "Okay"
Momentarily surprised, he then raised an eyebrow suspiciously.
Blitz: "Okay?" he asked.
Loona: "Yeah, I'm good, a few days without doing anything physical would be a nice change of pace at what I usually did back there" she said while referring her time during her absence, "Moxxie could stay with me, I mean look at the guy right now" grabbing his hair too lift his face up, Blitz saw that his employee was half awake and drooling a little, "Dude can barely stay awake" letting go of his hair, he let the small imp falls back face first again in his slumber.
While having an asset taking out from his sleeve, Blitz couldn't disagree at the statement that her daughter was showing right now, after all, what can a sharpshooter like Moxxie do if he could only stay awake for a few second.
Blitz: "Yeah your right…Okay keep the tiny possum baby dick with you, I take Millie with me" Moving to the armory, he took out from it is usual flintstone pistol and Millie battle axes at the same time, "Come on Millie, we have people to slice" he exclaimed before tossing her weapon, which she quickly grabbed in one hand.
Millie: "Coming…" she grumbled before putting her axes over her shoulder.
Grabbing the grimoire who was put on Loona desk, Blitzo rapidly summoned a portal leading to the living world before tossing the book to his daughter.
Blitz: "See ya later Loonie" he waved before entering the portal with Millie.
Loona: "Stay safe" she replied before closing the portal, "Now…" grabbing Moxxie in a bridal style position and lay him down on the couch, she then headed inside his father office to pull all the late paper work, "Emperor save me" pulling out the first stack from the drawer and putting it on her desk, she then took a pencil from her goblet in order to start her work and…see that this pencil wasn't working anymore, "Great start Loona…great start" sighing in annoyance, she took another pencil which this time worked wonderfully.
Hours have passed before Moxxie finally opened his eyes, while his wakening was still accompanied with his insufferable headache, he couldn't but force himself to get up due to the thirsting sensation hanging at the tips of his lips and throat, "Satan, did I sleep again?" he think while groaning and massaging his head before leaving out the comfort of the sofa.
Loona: "You're finally awake" she said with an nonchalant tone while scribing on a piece of paper containing the latest ammo supplies from this month, "Since your awake, can you fetch me one of the ammo boxes we have please, I need to see something".
Moxxie: "Hum…sure?" he responded with unsureness before heading inside the armory and bring to Loona a small carboard of nine-millimeter.
Loona: "Thank you" she politely replied to her colleague, which confused him even more, before opening the container and take a bullet to carefully analyzed it, "Those bullets are rusted" she said while pointing her robotic finger to a small stain of corrosion.
Moxxie: "Ha crumbs, I knew that guy was a scammer" he said before grabbing the box to read what was marked on it, "See sir, don't ever thrust someone who's name is literally 'Lucky shot'" putting the box down, he then refocused his attention on Loona, who right now was moving to another paper.
Loona: "I'll leave the resupplies to you Mox, try to find a better company than my dad did" she said with a joking tone, "Whoa, this thing is expired for a decade now" tossing the insurance paper in the bin beside her, she moved on another late unpaid check.
Blitz: "Wait, how do you know that it was your father who choose this?" he asked while tilting his head curiously.
Loona: "Name what literally mark on it sherlock" she retorted back to his question while finishing to fill the paper work and move to another once again, "Any other question, 'cause right now a little help will be glad over there"
Moxxie: "Ho, right, sorry" Taking a goblet to fill it with water, Moxxie quickly took a sip from it before sitting in front of Loona and start his work.
While the work would usually be slow, nerve wrecking and painful in Moxxie point of view, it actually went to an end at a pretty fast and professionally pace in an matter of hour, has he finally stomped the last paper of his stack, Moxxie let out an satisfied sigh before slumbering into his chair and momentarily close his eyes to appreciate the silence of his work…silence who just lasted a few second by the scrambling sound of Loona pencil, "She didn't finish yet? I mean I can understand, it must be the first time that she actually touched the count and document since I ever worked with her" he thought while slightly reopening one eye, "Maybe I should help, she just came back after all, and I don't want her to be put in overwork the first da-".
Moxxie: "WHAT THE FU-!" losing his balance on his chair and fall on his back, Moxxie immediately stood on his feet to look with his mouth agape at the work that Loona have accomplish.
While Moxxie have passe an hour to finish his pile of document of document, Loona who was still continuing to work, have finished her fourth stash of paper work and was about to finish the fifth one to continue on the other, "How?" he asked himself with a dumbfounded expression.
Loona: "Ho, you've done it" she said with a small smile, "Cool" stomping the paper and placing it in a document folder, she continued her work on another one, "Since you done, do you have an recommendation on which ammo business we should relied in the future?"
Moxxie: "Huh…whu-wha…" unable to coherent a proper sentence for a moment, he quickly shakes his head to put his mind back, "Hum, what about we discuss this over a meal, I'm kinda hungry"
Cut-off in her work by the proposition of Moxxie, Loona just stomped her last paper before getting up from her chair.
Loona: "Sure why not, didn't have anything in my stomach since this morning…except coffee of course" taking the time to move all the paperwork file in a more properly order inside a file cabinet, she closed the contained with a loud metallic smack before walking to the little imp, "Okay, where do we move Mox?".
Moxxie: "There's a Café a few blocks away from here, coffee isn't something special there, but they made some hellish sandwich and bagel" he spoke with enthusiasm before opening the door of the office and head to the elevator, "By the way, do you have the grimoire?"
Loona: "Yep" pulling the grimoire out of nowhere, she let out a small cocky smirk at the approving nod that her colleague gave to her.
Moxxie: "Good"
Hearing the common ping of the elevator came to their eardrum, they both headed inside and press the button leading at the ground floor.
Has the two stayed in their corner without saying a word, it was Moxxie who decided to break the silence first.
Moxxie: "So…Huh, what's your secret?"
Loona: "What secret?" she asked while tilting her head in confusion.
Moxxie: "I mean, how did you fill all this document in just an an hour…I don't want to be rude, but you weren't exactly the office type before" he explained while making multiple gesture with his hand.
Loona: "When you work has an commissar for years then has an inquisitor, paperwork become the most common thing you will do in a major part of your time and life" she said with a comical lifeless look.
Moxxie: "Ha…touchy subject?" he asked with an ashamed look.
Loona: "Touchy subject" she replied without any hesitation, "But at least it has his perk"
Giving her a nod, their conversation was abruptly stop by the sound of the elevator arriving at his destination.
Getting out of it, the two marched in the direction of the café while discussing different topics and subject.
.Imp city, Hang man alley street, Zimp café, 12:09.
?: "Two black coffee and four bagel for Noxxie! I repeat, two black coffee and four bagels for Noxxie" scream out a pale pink succubus dressed in a Voidbuck uniform and a plate in her hand.
Moxxie: "It's Moxxie, not Noxxie…" he remarked with an deadpan expression.
?: "Don't care" she replied before shoving his command in his arm and move elsewhere.
Grumbling in annoyance while marching back to the table were Loona and him have taken place, he lightly jumps on his chair before putting the plate down and look at Loona, who right now was reading a magazine with a white and pink spider sinner at the front page.
Moxxie: "There we go Loona" he said before passing her meal, "Enjoy"
Loona: "Thanks" she thanked before setting the magazine aside.
Ready to dig into his meal, Moxxie suddenly stopped when he heard a light 'tap' sound and see Loona-, "His she…praying?" waiting a for a few second, she finally reopened her eyes and drink at her brew first.
Moxxie: "I would never have imagined you to be the religious type Loona"
Loona: "Yeah, me neither" taking a small bite from her bagel, she then continued to sip on her coffee while reading.
Moxxie: "Huh, Loona?…" has she been about to take another bite, she focused her attention on him, "I…Huh…I have something to say to you and I also have a question-if it doesn't bother you of course!" he stammered at the last part, not wanting to grab her wrath like he usually does in the pas-.
Loona: "Sure, ask away"
Taking aback by the calm response he got, Moxxie rapidly cleared his throat before taking a deep breath.
Moxxie: "I…I wanted to apologies…"
Raising an eyebrow, she putted her drink down and look at him with a more serious expression.
Loona: "For what?"
Biting the bottom of his lips, the imp looked away in shame.
Moxxie: "For everything…for the thing I said, for the way I threated you before you disappeared and…for my weakness" he told her, almost at the verge of crying.
Loona: "Your forgiven"
Moxxie: "I…what?"
Loona: "I said you forgiven, now stop crying and eat dammit, your coffee is gonna get cold" she said before resuming on her meal.
Moxxie: "You're not…mad" he asked with a confused expression.
Loona: "Ho no, I am mad…for interrupting me from eating" she told sarcastically.
Moxxie: "But…hu…I-"
Loona: "Listen Mox, I don't care what you said, what you did, or that you weren't strong enough to pull me out, thing happen, you gotta move on or you going to stay in a tormenting loop for the rest of your life" putting her biological hand on his shoulder in reassurance, she softened her gaze when her eyes met his own, "To be honest, I don't have a lot of memories from when I was younger, but I still remember that I was the asshole in this stories, hell, I'm the one who should have apologies first".
Widening at her word, Moxxie rapidly wiped a tear and smile but not before questioning a certain sentence.
Moxxie: "Wait…what do you mean by 'you don't have a lot of memories when you were younger'" he asked while quoting her word.
Loona: "Let just say that, beside going to war against different type of alien species, and paperwork" she said while putting a comical serious tone on the last part, making Moxxie slightly laugh, "I was occupied with…other supernatural thing" she told with an dark tone.
Moxxie: "What kind of supernatural thing?"
Loona: "Trust me Mox, you don't want to know"
Moxxie: "Ho, okay" Not wanting to push the subject any further, he decided to focus on his drink by taking a sip in silence for a moment.
Loona: "So, what's the question you wanted to ask anyway" she said before finishing up her cup and attack the remaining beagle in front of her.
Moxxie: "Ha, yes, sorry, it totally slips out from my mind" he excused himself, only to have a simple shrug from the hellhound, "It's about your weapon, the 'lasgun', does it have the same function that the laspistol or is it more advance?".
Loona: "Ha, I see, well to start, the lasgun has much more-"
Conversed with each other while sharing their few moments of life and experience for an hour straight, a small buzz coming from the pocket of Moxxie jacket came to interrupt them.
Moxxie: "Shit, must be your dad" pulling out his phone, he unlocked it to look at the message, "Yep they are coming back, we should go back to the office".
Loona: "Okay" getting up from her chair and head at the exit while following his coworker, an certain thought immediately came back to her, "Hey, about that supplier" she asked while opening the door and let Moxxie leave first, "Can you tell me the one you should recommend, 'cause I also need to do a little stock of my own".
Moxxie: "Huh yeah sure, so first" pulling out his phone again, he quickly scrolled and taped on the screen and-, "There we go" show a page on hellborn net, "This one is called Carmilla weaponry craftsman ship and is leaded by Carmilla carmine, they made some good things but they are very expensive" scrolling to another page, he then showed the second company, "This one is call Malice's munition lead by Malice the demon".
Loona: "*Snort* Malice the demon? Really" she rhetorically asked, "What the thing, guy have to make sure that we take him has a demon?"
Moxxie: "I don't know, I think it's more of a nickname than an actual name".
Loona: "Sure, whatever, what's is thing then?"
Moxxie: "He almost do the same thing than Carmilla, only exception is that his prize are cheaper and that he also proposes his service has an assassin…or other work where he can kill and explode things" he said while showing the page of the company.
Loona: "Cool, why didn't you choose him then?" she questioned with her arm folded.
Moxxie: "Huuuuummmmm…it's, huh…".
Last year, South America in the República of Guatemala, 4:00
Having accepted another contract with just the bare minimum of material and information on the concerned target, the I.M.P group founded themselves struggling at the moisty and stifling jungle environment surrounding them.
While Millie was used to the harsher ecosystem, due to her wrath ring genetic and nature, it wasn't the same story for her husband and employer.
Blitz: "Gah! Fucking mosquitoes!" slapping his face for the thirtieth time, he again, miss the same mosquitoes who was harassing them since the beginning of this mission.
Moxxie: "Sir, can you be a little bit more quieter please" he asked while adjusting his rifle scope.
Blitz: "Can you shut up and do your fucking work Mox, the day I would ask for your opinion, would be the day my daughter come back" he muttered the last part before pulling out from his jacket a flask to drink on it.
Growling in anger and ready to put some sense in his employer's skull, Millie menacingly marched to Blitz, only to be stopped by the hand of her husband on her shoulder and the negative shake of his head he gave to tell her that it wasn't worth it, ready to argue at such decision, she abandoned this idea after having glazed in silent pleading of her lover eyes for a moment, and just decided to go back on her blade too sharpened even more.
Fishing the last detail before putting his gun on a branch for support and slowly take aim by closing one of his eyes, Moxxie carefully scanned the zone, which was actually a small camp of drug traffickers with a few tents and made-up house here and there.
Millie: "Anythin' sweeti'?" she questioned while sheathing her knife.
Moxxie: "Not yet, I'm still trying to- found you!" he exclaimed in joy at the target they were looking for, dress in a white tuxedo suit with an red tie and an Panama hat, the man whose face was showing his old age, was vigorously laughing while smoking an Cuban cigar, "Typical Pablo Escobar kind".
Taking the security off while putting a finger on the trigger, Moxxie accidently pressed it and miss is shot, due to Blitz hand slapping him across the face.
Blitz: "HA! Fucking got you at last!" he screamed pridefully at the now dead mosquitoes in his hand.
Has Moxxie was about to scold him again, and Millie to beat up his ass, a torrent of bullet aiming at their direction, forced the group to retreat back in hell.
I.M.P office, 13:17.
Moxxie: "And since that, the guy never called us back…not for any assassination work at least" he said while scratching the back of his head.
Loona: "What d'you mean?" pushing the door of the office and walk at her office to put the grimoire down, she flipped through the page in the search of the right spell.
Moxxie: "Sometime he calls us to pick up a few of his stuff on earth, like gun and…I mean, it's mostly gun"
Loona: "I thought we were hitman" sarcasm evident in her tone, while muttering the incantation and open the portal.
Moxxie: "That's what I said to Blitz, but since he still paying so~, I guess it doesn't matter at this point" he answered with a light shrug.
Loona: "Meh, make sense" seeing her dad and Millie walk inside the office, she saluted with fake military salute, "Hi dad".
Blitz: "Hey sweetie, anything when we were out" he asked while hugging her by the waist
Loona: "Not really, just filling up the paper and…that's actually it" she slightly lied to her father, not wanting him to fantasize on any kind of scenario were Moxxie was 'flirting with her precious daughter' just because they spent a few hours together, "Wouldn't be a good idea to tell him what am going to do tomorrow, would break a freaking nerve by this"
Patting her dad before pushing him away, Loona saw from the corner of her eyes Millie hugging her husband.
Loona: "So, what took you so long, I thought this was supposed to be a simple contract?"
Millie: " Welp tha target wa simple to find, but tha problem wa tha he tried ta get away'"
Blitz: "Fucker was more faster than a junkie dopped on steroid and cocaine while being peg by an ostrich" smirking a little at the disgust on Moxxie face, he patted is shoulder before blowing a kiss to his coworker, "Chase him for hours, only to saw him fall in a gutter and break is spine, just have to finish the job"
Millie: "Yall mean 'I' finish tha job" she exclaimed proudly while holding her battle axes.
Blitz: "Sure whatever you s-"
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Loona: "Just a sec" taking the phone to put at her hear, she cleared before answering in the other line, "I.M.P what can we do for you…Huh…yes…no we don't offer the knife anymore…immediately, it will cost you the double…understood, have a good day ma'am" hanging up the call, she sat on her chair before going back to the paper work, "We got a new contract guys, a mother who wants her ex dead, info should be popping up right-" hearing a ping from her office computer, she open up a file before reading it and printing it, "Now, she wants him dead before the end of the day".
Blitz: "Right away Loonie, always doing a good work has usual" tearing up a little, he rapidly recomposed himself before pulling out from his jacket a knife, "Alright gang, you heard her, let's go fuck some ass"
Millie: "It's kicked som' ass Blitz" she corrected before spinning her axes and rest it on her shoulder once again.
Blitz: "And I will continue to say that mine is way better than the original…And since that Mox seem to be in a better shape, he is coming with us"
Moxxie: "But sir, what about the rest of the paper work I can't leave Loona like th-"
Loona: "It's okay dude, just go" she assured while patting his shoulder.
Not wanting to leave her, the soft expression that Loona was giving made him sigh and slug his shoulder in resignation at her decision.
Moxxie: "I'm coming sir" going in the armory to retrieve is rifle, he saw that the portal was already here and that her wife and friend were already going in it.
Loona: "Before you go" unclipping the holster containing her Lasgun, she then tossed to Moxxie who caught it up at the last second, "There, you wanted to know how it work, No?"
Moxxie: "But Loona, it's your-"
Loona: "hup pup, don't get your pants go all fuzz, I'm not giving it to you" with a finger up, she told her condition, "I'll let you borrow it for today, nothing else" she warned before tossing to him two battery case.
Moxxie: "Ho, make sense…thank you" he nodded after equipping the holster around his waist and put the magazine battery in his pocket, "Later Loona"
Jumping inside the portal before closing itself behind, Loona who was now alone in the office, headed toward her computer to find the respective online page of the two contractors that Moxxie have proposed to her, "Let's start with this Malice" she thought before dialing the number on the page and prepare a future meeting.
Italy, Navona forty-nine luxury suit and apartment, 19:25.
Moxxie: "This place is quite nice" Moxxie remarked, looking with interest the interior of the hotel that him and his wife have entered by a window.
Millie: "Nat my type, bu' I gat ta admit tha it's quite flashy in there" she complimented while aiding Blitz to come inside.
Blitz: "Pfff, I have seen better shit hole than this dump"
Moxxie: "With your boyfriend" teasing his boss a little in hope to have from him a flustered expression, it actually got him an reversed reaction.
Blitz: "Actually, yeah, I bend him over a ten-star hotel before tying him up on the bed and-"
Moxxie: "NO! Don't need the detail!" he exclaimed, earning a small giggle from his wife.
Blitz: "Ha! Pussy"
Millie: "Sa, what' tha target look' like anyway" making sure to refocus the team on the job they were on right now, she quickly passed a finger to test the sharpness of the blade.
Blitz: "Alejandro Cortel" showing them a photo of a ginger man with a false brown Mexican mustache and a yellow suit, Moxxie slightly gaged at the man appearance "Dude scams the Bitch who call us, something about an adventure with her 'lover' who in the end finished with a knife in the back with a free drowning session in safe measure".
Millie: "Sam' story"
Moxxie: "Indeed"
Blitz: "After that, he just bailed with her money and decided to stay in this hotel for a moment" fishing his quick resume, he put his phone back into his pocket and pull in exchange a red knife, "Should be an easy target"
Millie: "Aaawww, bu' I wanted some action'" she whined before letting her shoulder fall sadly.
Moxxie: "Another time honey" he reassured, patting her head cutely.
Blitz: "OK! Any question?...No?...good, now move up gang!" he screamed in joy.
Moving with ease between the multiple corridors of the building while avoiding all the guest and employee attention, Moxxie, who suddenly stopped at the view of a ventilation gate, decided to rip out the gate and take an approach through the conduits.
While Moxxie was walking in the ventilation system, Millie decided to strangle a nearby groom and take his card before hiding inside a luggage cart and let herself being push in the interior building, has for Blitz…he…decided to go for a more camouflage approaches by taking a nearby flower pot and walk with it, which in fact was actually working.
Following for a few hours of hiding, camouflage session and acrobatic move, Millie and Moxxie decided to come out of their hiding place after reaching the hall of the building and hide behind a bar…bar who was still occupied by the bartender.
?: "Perdonatemi, ma il bar al momento è chiuso- bordello! Degli opossum!" Screamed the bartender before being knocked out by Millie with an uppercut.
Moxxie: "Nice one love" he complimented with a small blush.
Millie: "Thanks hon" she returned the praise with a blowing kiss after hiding the body under the bar.
Tip toeing his way to finally join a pillar, Blitz tossed his 'disguise' away, and start to climb on a pillar in order to have a better viewing point.
Blitz: "M and M, do you hear me?" he contacted them over an ear plug.
Millie/Moxxie: "Loud and clear" they said in unison.
Blitz: "Cool, does anyone see this fake spaghetti eater?"
Moxxie: "That's kinda racist sir" Moxxie remarked while looking around the lobby.
Blitz: "I…Yeah, your actually right" he said with an apologetic tone, "Anyway, does anyone see him?"
Moxxie: "I got nothing there"
Millie: "Sam' here b-…ho nevar mind I found' him" she said before grabbing the attention of her husband and point a finger at the man they were supposed to kill.
Man, who right now was having a dinner with a beautiful blonde lady, dress in a purple robe and surrounded by multiple body guard, all armed with Uzis while professionally dressed in black and white suits.
Moxxie: "Yep, if my instinct is good, the whole bodyguard thing and Italian vibe, is a call to say that they are from the mafia" Moxxie inquired with a sigh and a deadpan expression.
Blitz: "Doesn't matter, we just need to kill ginger there" locking his leg on the column, Blitz took out from his jacket his emblematic pistol, but not before attaching a scope on it, "Time to fucking die, you false Italian eat shit" aiming his sight at the target head, he slowly pulled on the trigger and-
*Crack*
Stop by a strange crackling sound above him, Blitz lifted his head up…to see the roof where his pillar was holding, crack little by little and broke.
Blitz: "Not aaaAAAAAAAGGGGGGAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!"
Breaking his leg lock and fly aimlessly in the air, he, at the end, crashed on the table where Alejandro was having dinner.
?: "Nome di dio!" screamed the woman beside Alejandro.
Alejandro: "What in hell!?" screaming in fear, he wiped out some sauce from his face.
Moxxie: "God dammit sir" he commented while face palming the idiocy of his employer.
Rubbing the back of his head to soothe the pain, Blitz suddenly felt multiple guns pointed at him.
?: "Non una mossa" warned one of the guard.
?: "Cos'è esta cosa? Una specie di uguana mutante?" asked another guard to his coworker.
?: "Cosa vuoi farne, capo?" questioned a guard to the lady who was commanding them.
?: "Uccidimi questo!" the woman screamed to her men, before pulling out a small revolver.
Tensing up at the guard readying themselves to shoot, Millie, who suddenly came out at his rescue by jumping on one of the guard back and stab him continually, made a good distraction to let his friend took this occasion and grab his pistol to shoot in the head of an random bodyguard before retreating behind a table and reload, "Why the fuck do I keep this thing" while Millie finally finished the man and recuperate her breath, she felt multiple ray of bullet zipping a few inch from her face, which in reflex made her use the body of her victim has a meat shiel and run beside Blitz.
Millie: "Ar' yall hurt Blitz?!" she half screamed in concerned over the sound of gun fire.
Blitz: "Yep, lollipop and ice cream over there Millie!" he replied with humor, "What about you!? Any new hole?"
Taking the gun from her meat shied, she tried to shoot at one the attacker hiding behind a pillar, but instantly retracted back into cover after a bullet scratched her cheek.
Millie: "Rigt' naw no, bu if we stay too long, wer' gonna hav' plenty of new hole" she said before wiping the black blood dripping from her small wound.
Blitz: "Dammit were is Moxxie when you need him!"
Speaking of the little imp, Moxxie was still hiding behind the bar to fix a certain problem of his own.
Moxxie: "I told him not to buy that kind of oil!" he whispered over the gun shot, while trying to unblock the bullet inside the chamber of his rifle, "For Satan's sake, come on!"
While the starting plan was to cover is wife during her stabbing time, Moxxie who's readied himself to pop out a few head, suddenly felt and heard his gun jammed after pulling the trigger, resulting in the situation he was in right now.
Moxxie: "Fuck it, I can't take it out" tossing the rifle aside and holstering out the laspistol, he pointed the bulky weapon at a nearby target before slowing his breath to stabilize his aim "You better not have lied to me Loona"
Taking the security off, he slowly pressed the trigger to spill o-
*TWICT*
Resonating like the sound of a thunderbolt, Moxxie, who's eyes widen in surprise, looked at the remaining headless smoking corpse of his target, slowly fall in front of him, "Woah" looking at the gun in astonishment, he immediately refocused on the situation he was in, when the other guard started to shoot at him.
Running in a crouching position under the bar, Moxxie after having an occasion open for even a few second, took the opportunity to shoot at the guard and blow some of them into nothingness or explode their limb to transform them in smoking melted flesh.
Take on two fronts, some of the bodyguard who have totally forgot about the two other Imp, were either shot in the back by Blitz of stab by Millie.
Blitz: "Fucking finally Mox!" he screamed while taking down another guard with the Uzis that Millie have gave him, "Where where you, huh!? Touching your tiny baby dick!"
Moxxie: "Sorry for the late Blitz!" he screamed back before avoiding some bullet and jump on a guard to shot him in the head, or to be more precise, explode his head, "I love this thing!" crying out in joy while taking down another guard by blowing his two leg and finish him with a shot in the heart, he moved on a nearby table to recatch his breath.
Occupied by their own problem on their side, Millie, who have recovered her axe on the way, spined around to cut and block the bullet to in the end toss her weapon in the air to cut the head of a gunman, who dodged at the last second and let the axe lodge itself in a juke box who turn it on.
.Bamboléo by Gipsy kings:
?: "Abbiamo bisogno di inforzi!" scream out a bodyguard over his radio before taking a knife to the head.
Waiting outside the building and sipping over some cappuccino, a thousand more bodyguard armed with assault rifle and much more equipped, immediately rushed inside the building after hearing the radio.
?: "E come al solito se ne va senza pagare…" complained a waiter who was looking at the group leave away with a tired expression.
Ese amor, Llega asi de esta manera.
Kicking the door to see the group of imps stand in the middle of the carnage they have caused, the enemy's backup who didn't tried to understand the situation, immediately pointed their gun at them and shoot widely in all direction, destroying and killing every furniture and bystander standing around.
No tene la culpa.
Caballo de danza vana.
Porques muy desprecado por eso~
Note perdonna llorar.
Continuing to shoot without a care, the remaining bodyguard were so focused by firing everywhere that they have failed to notice that the three imps were lying on the ground while playing a game of card and waiting patiently for them to run out of bullet.
Ese amor llega asi, esta manera.
No tiene la culpa.
Amor de compra y venta.
Amor de en compasado.
Bem bem bem bem bem bem bem bem bem bem bem-
Resonating with a loud silence over the room they were standing on, the guards whose weapon were empty and space fill with smoke and gunpowder smell, were all frantically reloading their respective weapon to continue to shoot, but didn't took the opportunity of doing so, due to a little imp sliding on his knee and shooting laser beam on burst mode while spinning around like a mad dancer.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi.
Moxxie: "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" he screamed and shoot in rage before coming to an alt and dive behind a cart trailer to change the mode back into semi-auto again.
?: "Dietro di noi!" screamed one of the guard before he was impaled by the leg of chair, tossed by Blitz.
While some of them turned around to shoot at Blitz, who right now was punching a nearby kid without a reason, suddenly felt themselves being cut in half by Millie battle axe.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi.
Ripping out the intestine of a guard and strangle him with it, Millie locked the handle of her axe around the neck of her victim too have her left hand free, and used it to take a nearby AK-47 and shoot some guard in the head while maniacally laugh.
Smacking a women body guard with the back of his laspistol, Moxxie finished her off while taking a nearby bottle and whistle in the direction of Blitz, who has snapped the neck of another enemy.
Moxxie: "Blitz!" he warned to catch his attention, which indeed does.
Looking at Moxxie throw a bottle in his direction, Blitz immediately understood the plan and took a chair to use it has a baseball bat.
No tienes perdon de dios.
Tu eres mi vida la fortuna del destino.
En el destino del désamparado.
Lo mismo ya que ayer~, Los mismo soy yo
No te encuentro el abandon.
Eres imposible no te encunentro de verdad
Blitz: "Home run!" smashing the bottle midair and send multiple glass shrapnel in five other guard, they didn't have the chance to scream due to the instant death caused by the fragment.
Has the group continued to kill and maim in various horrifying way that the human mind wouldn't be able to imagine, the purple dress lady, who took cover behind a pile of dead body, frantically shoot back at the trio with an hysterical war cry.
?: "CI HAI ROVINATO LA SERENATA!" she shouted with her lover beside, who was crying and shivering uncontrollably in fear while being in a fetal position.
Blitz: "Speak in fucking English, you cunt muffin!" he shouted back before tossing his weapon aside and dive under a table.
Looking at the Laspistol in his hands and see that the battery has changed his green color to a dull red one, Moxxie didn't need to be a genius to understand that he was almost going out of round…or laser, "Got to make this shot count" looking around for any idea, he saw his wife Millie behind a pile of luggage and pull out of nowhere a Molotov.
Lighting it with a lighter that she has found around, she then tried to toss on a small group, but took a bullet in her hand making her drop the Molotov and go into cover.
Moxxie: "Millie!" running in the direction of his wife while avoiding any bullet, Moxxie grabbed the Molotov she has dropped and tossed at the group before taking aim and-.
Por eso un dia no encuentro si de nada.
Shoot the bottle in the air, setting the area and the body guard in flame at the same time.
Sliding beside his wife to look at her injurie, she quickly took the laspistol that Moxxie was holding and explode the head of a henchwoman who have sneaked her way behind him, "Darn…I love this thing!" she thought before being suddenly pull up close by her husband, who took out from her hand the laspistol and shoot two other enemy.
Lo mismo ya que ayer~
Lo pienso en ti
Moxxie: "A dance me lady?" he flirted while firmly grabbing her waist.
Millie: "Whit' pleasur'" purring at his question before firmly grabbing one of his hands and take in the other a Glock from a dead body, she took a stance at the rhythm of the melody.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi.
Dancing around while shooting, stabbing and doing so with the class of two professional tango dancer, Millie with her savage accuracy, shot multiple guard before her weapon goes empty and let her husband take over with his precise and calculated laser shot.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi.
Looking at the couple with star in his eyes, Blitz couldn't but follow them in a solo dance move while clapping is hand in rhythm of the music.
Has the couple killed the last remaining guard, the woman who reloaded her revolver, came out of his cover with her man under her arm.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi
Intertwining his beautiful wife in his arms, Moxxie, who saw the hint of an purple dress women aim at them, quickly acted to throw his darling in the air and shoot at the target first, only to miss and hit a nearby mirror who made his laser shot ricochet and-
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi
?: "Fallito! Povera merda!" taunting them before aiming her revolver again, she press the t-.
*CLING*
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero vivir asi
Hit the chandelier chain standing above her.
?: "Merda" was her last word before being squished with her husband.
Bamboléo, bambaléo!~
Porque mi vida yo prefiero-
Catching is wife before spinning her around and come to an alt, Moxxie gave to her a passionate kiss which she welcomed with the same intensities than him.
VIVIR ASI~!
Has the song come to a stop and the building start to set aflame around them, Blitz was the one to take a quick selfie with the now dead target, and grab on his way to the exit his two employees, who were still kissing each other.
Blitz: "Even when things burn around, you have to fuck each other brain out" he complained before kicking the exit door and run-in a nearby alley.
I.M.P office, 16:27
Loona: "Okay…Okay, understood" hanging up the phone call, she stretched her back while moaning in delight, "That went pretty well…weirdly" she thinks while scratching the back of her ear.
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Loona: "I.M.P, what can we do for you?"
Blitz: "Hi honey, it's me, am calling you to say that we are done here" Blitz said over the phone.
Loona: "Cristal dad" ending the call to grab the grimoire and summon a portal in the middle of the room, her dad was the first person to come out of it "Hello again" she greeted her father with a small smile.
Blitz: "Hello again to you too Loonie" he greeted back
Loonie: "How was it?"
Blitz: "It was-"
Millie: "Fucking awesome!" yelled Millie while shoving Blitz beside and twirl her husband in her arm, "We danced in a Italian hotel on some Spanish music while killing a lot of people!" she explained before planting a big kiss on the cheek of her husband.
Blitz: "…Yeah, that's what happen…" answered Blitz with a muffled voice.
Looking at the group with a 'What the fuck' expression, Loona just sighed and accept that it wasn't a thing to ponder for today, "I mean…I saw and heard some shit too, so that shouldn't surprise me anymore" yawning in fatigue and hearing their stomach growl in pity for a snack, Blitz popped his face up before yawning in return.
Blitz: "Okay, I got the message…*sigh* day finish, everyone go home now" getting up to dust off his shoulder, he turned to his daughter "What do you want for dinner Loonie?"
Thinking thoughtfully, she snaped her finger at what she wanted earlier.
Loona: "What about that pizza, emperor I need this now" she said while salivating at the thought of a four-cheese pizza accompanied with some salami on it.
Blitz: "Okie Dokie" throwing the office key to Moxxie, which he grabbed with a small jump, he marched to the door to open it and let his Loonie walk first "M and M, you're the one to close"
Moxxie: "No problem" he said with a small smile
Millie: "Gotcha boss" she follows, thumb up in confirmation.
Blitz: "Alright, let's go Loonie ponie"
Loona: "Take care you two" she called while waving her hand.
Millie/Moxxie: "Bye Loona"
Seeing the two leave and close the door behind them, the imp couple decided to start their work and move without a minute to lose, "Glad to see that the thing are going back to normal" letting a happy chuckle and smile form on his face while rearranging the place where Loona and him have worked on, he couldn't but whistle impressively at her coworker labor "Satan blessing, she completed half of the late document".
Bang, another chapter on the way, got nothing to say for today except that i'm sorry for the late chapter, gotta work on some project of my own and of course...spend sometime with my friend and family, anyways, don't forget to leave a coment or a critics, of course don't flame up, and have a good day/nigth.
Big thanks for Malice the demon to let me use is OC character in my storie, and don't worry you will show up in the next chapter (Go check is Tiktok, is user name is litteraly Malice the demon you can't miss it)
