Hey, guys. Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OCs Marc Woods, John Woods, Liara Woods, Inferno, and Kara Woods belong entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 2, Episode 5: Get Schwifty}
It was a somewhat normal day on Planet Earth as we see a giant yellow head flying through space towards Earth, and the planet caught fire as land masses started collapsing, and the wind picked up as a man took a golf swing in the middle of the storm and a large piece of land drops out in front of him, leaving a large hole as he perked up, thinking that golf will be easy now, only for the hole to get larger and the man falls to his death as we see a news anchor in a raincoat, Terry, standing downtown with people panicking in the background as the giant head stares blankly at Earth, and a news title says, 'ArmagHEADdon?!'.
"The view here is the same as yours, Jim. A giant head has entered Earth's gravity, triggering climate change and natural disasters we thought were impossible for at least another eight years."
"Let's not make this political, Terry. Do we know what this giant head wants?" Jim asked as the Giant Head cleared its throat, creating a large wind blast.
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!" The Giant Head ordered as the winds picked up, and the tides changed rapidly with their speech.
"Jim, you heard him say, 'Show me what you got',"
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT. I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT!" The Giant Head orders as a lamp post falls over, and Terry runs out of frame as Rick turns off the TV, and we see him, Leslie, Morty, Marc, Emma, and Kara sitting on the couch in the Smith Home.
"Oh boy. Time to go, kids."
"Uhh, where?" Morty asked as Rick put on sunglasses.
"The Pentagon."
"Oh hell yeah!" Leslie, Mark, and Kara cheered loudly as Rick paused a bit and shook his head.
"I mean, not THE Pentagon. The lame one, here on Earth."
"Awww..." A pouting Leslie, Mark, and Kara say as they reluctantly get up from the couch and make their way out of the Smith House as they spot Summer, Beth, Jerry, Tricia, John, and Liara standing outside as the winds still blow strongly.
"Is it God? If it's God, do we get out of school?" Summer asked as Liara shook her head.
"It's not God, Summer."
"She's allowed to think it's God if she wants,"
"Shut the fuck up, Jerry," John says in a deadpanned tone as Leslie reaches behind her to pull out her Portal Gun and fires a blue-dimensional portal.
"Dad, what do you know about this?" Beth asked seriously as Rick nodded.
"Yeah, the kids and I are going to look into it. You guys hold tight." Rick says while he, Leslie, Morty, Marc, Emma, and Kara go through the portal as it closes up behind them.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 2 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 3 Plus 3=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it, and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Dan running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie, Emma, and Dan and they'll groan in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty, Leslie, Emma, and Dan saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Teens narrowed their eyes angrily as they raised their glowing fiery hands while Emma morphed herself into a nightmarish creature as the trio was about to attack their foes when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie, Emma, and Dan as he pulls them inside of the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
The Smith Family and the Woods Family can be seen having a nice, normal family dinner with each other just as the ground was broken apart because a huge drill appeared on the scene, and a naked Leslie and Dan emerged out of it while wearing a crowd, a cape, and held a scepter as they declared themselves the Queen and King of the Mole People and ordered their subjects to invade the surface world as a naked Emma could be seen standing on all fours near them with Leslie holding onto a leash that connected to her collar as she began sucking her Master's Cock and we then see the gang hanging out at Arthricia's Home Planet with Rick, Morty, Marc, and Kara wearing high tech battle armor as Leslie and Dan were left naked with their Draconian Features being more prominent as Emma was wearing a Mad Max Outfit and the gang looked disturbed by the sight of a furious Morty yelling at everyone and threatening to kill Arthricia, only for Rick to knock him out as he shrugged apologetically at the others.
A worried Jerry and a smiling Emma stood on two clear tubes that were connected to each other and a high-tech alien machine as Rick and Leslie were working on the machine as they pressed a random button on it, causing the machine to zap a surprised Emma, forcibly transforming herself into an eel-like black huge monster that was covered with red electricity and slithered over to began electrifying a screaming Jerry as both Morty and Marc were left worried about this as we then see a naked Leslie and Emma sucking Dan's big dragon cock in their Draconian House placed in the backyard as a grunting and naked Marc was having sex with Summer in her room while Kara was scissoring Tricia in Tricia's house.
Baxter, Princess Bubblegum, Azmuth, Zennith, Lisa Loud, Stella Zhau-Daring, Techno Kathy, Dawn Phantom, Maddie Fenton, Doc Holiday, Jumba Jookiba, Gia Tanner, Chase Davenport, Berto, Prof Ock, Peni Parker, Cyborg, Stature, Dexter Douglass, Bulma, Zak Saturday, Cooper Daniels, Rudy Conners, and Katherine Bourgeois can be seen working with Leslie on a secret project to help her figure out more about her Draconian Heritage and find a way to destroy the Central Finite Curve for good as Rick tried to peek in, only for everyone to glare at him sternly as Leslie gestured at him to leave and the Mad Scientist pouted as he rolled his eyes and turned around to stalk off childishly to mope and moan that Leslie is hanging out with all of Vgn OCs and Characters in a stupid cameo non-canon crossover that will probably never come true whatsoever.
A glaring Rick and Marc, a scared Morty and Summer, a laughing and cheering Kara could be seen riding around in Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulhu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie and Dan could be seen flying in the background in their Dragon Forms while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the trio were currently combating against the Cthulhu with Leslie and Dan rearing back their heads and breathes a giant stream of red fire/blue frost at Cthulhu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulhu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 2 Theme Song Over!}~
"Gentlemen, gentlemen, one at a time! Simon?!" The President of the United States of America asked as we see him, his Daughter, and a bunch of Army Men having a meeting with each other in the Pentagon War Room.
Sitting before them is a 6'5-feet-tall, 60-year-old African American Man with black eyes, short shaved black hair, thick black eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, Dark Brown Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a long-sleeved high-collared black suit with a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a red tie, a black belt, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes. His name is Andre Curtis, the President of the United States and Sophie's Father.
Sitting before them is a 5'5-feet-tall, 16-year-old African American Woman with black eyes, large shoulder-length poofy curly black hair, thick black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, G-Cup Breasts, Dark Brown Skin, a short slender hourglass build, a big thick bubble butt, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved pink hoodie with a white crop top underneath, a long pink skirt with black leggings underneath, and a pair of pink high heel shoes. Her name is Sophie Curtis, Andre's Daughter.
"SETI, NORAD, and every broadcaster on the planet are attempting to show this being what humanity's got. String theory, world history, the human genome." Simon says as a man named, 'Nathan', slams his fist on the table.
"Have you tried sending it launch codes? Mr. President, what America's got is 70,000 megatons of KABOOM-BOOM, and I say we show it right up this floating head's ass."
"Oh, yes, send a bunch of nukes to an unknown threat that has the potential to destroy an entire planet. Good plan, dumbass." Sophie says sarcastically as Nathan is about to snap at her, but stops as a blue dimensional portal appears, and the gang steps through it as they are quickly surrounded by tons of Guards.
"Hold it! Don't move!"
"Stay back! This watch turns people into snakes!"
"Stay back! I'm a fucking Dragon and I will burn you all!"
"Stay back! I have a blaster and I'm not afraid to use it!" Rick, Leslie, and Marc screamed in unison as the Guards stopped and looked at Nathan for approval as he nodded at them, and the guards aimed as the Smartest Man in the Universe merely raised his watch to fire a bunch of lasers that turned the Guards into snakes while the Draconian opened up her mouth and roared out a big stream of red flames that burned a lot of Guards to death as the Alien Mercenary merely pulled out his blaster and blasted apart various Guards as Andre held out his hands in a peaceful demeanor.
"Stand down! Everybody stand down! I'm the leader of these people and I'm unarmed! There's no need for any more, snake-makery!"
"And Sexy Dragon Lady, and Badass Mercenary Guy!" Sophie added while staring at Leslie lustfully as Rick stepped forward.
"My name is Rick Sanchez. This is my Daughter, Leslie Sanchez, my grandson Morty Smith, my Daughter's Best Friend Emma, and our friends, Marc and Kara Woods." Rick says while introducing himself and the others as Leslie steps forward.
"My family, friends, and I have seen enough of the galaxy to know that what we've got here is a Cromulon from the Signus 5 Expanse, so you can forget about nukes because those would be fucking useless against them, and you can forget about math because Planet Earth is way behind in terms of mathematical equations and junk."
"Indeed. This head won't go away until Earth shows them it's got a hit song." Marc added as everyone shared stunned looks.
"You mean like Vivaldi?"
"No. A live performance of a newly-written, catchy, original song. The Cromulon feeds on the talent and showmanship of less-evolved lifeforms." Kara explained as Andre nodded.
"All right, all right. Thank you, Mysterious Heroes. Change of plan, people." Andre says as he then turned to Sophie. "Sweetie, do you any famous musicians?"
"Oh, definitely. There's Pharrell, Randy Newman, Billy Corgan, and The Dream." Sophie says as no one responds. "The-Dream? He wrote 'Umbrella' and 'Single Ladies'? Jesus, you guys are uncultured."
"You're gonna wanna put them on that giant speaker system at your Daddy's sonic testing facility at Area 51," Rick says as Nathan turns to glare at him.
"How do you know about that?"
"For God's sake, Nathan, the man turns people into snakes and has a fucking Dragon for a daughter. He can use Google Maps." Andre says as Aide turns to him after checking his supercomputer.
"Sir, Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy. They're all dead."
"What?! How?! They were my favorite musicians!" A pouting Sophie says as Aide frowns grimly.
"The Grammys, miss. There was an earthquake and all the musicians..." Aide says while sniffling as he held back tears. "All the famous ones, they're gone."
"Dear God." Sophie says with a shocked and horrified look on her face as Leslie starts to smile, thinking of a certain someone as Aide sighs in relief after hearing something on his earpiece.
"Oh, wait, thank god, Taylor Swift, survived."
"FUCCCKKK! TOO SOON!" Leslie said with a loud groan and facepalmed as Emma went over to pat her on the back to comfort her bestie.
"Wait, hold on, whot the hell thought it was a good idea having the Grammy now?! THERE IS A FUCKING GIANT HEAD OUTSIDE!" A very annoyed Marc snapped as Aide shrugged a bit.
"They tried to delay it but you know selfish and entitled famous celebrities are." Aide says as he then hears something on his earpiece. "Hold on, sir, just a minute. Ice-T also survived. He's inbound on an F-15, ETA two hours." Aide says as Emma smiles cheerfully.
"Good luck, Mr. President," Emma says while Marc reaches behind him to pull out his Portal Gun and fires a big purple dimensional portal as Simon turns to the President of the United States of America.
"Sir, the magnetic poles are about to reverse. In two hours, there may not be an Earth to save."
"Sanchez, are you a musician?" Andre asked as Rick nodded.
"I dabble, Mr. President."
"Get this man, his daughter, grandson, and friends on a Blackhawk to Area 51," Andre ordered as we fast forward in time and we see the gang flying around in a big black military helicopter as they were flying over the Nevada Desert-Restricted Air Space.
"Rick, are you really a musician?" Morty asked as Rick rolled his eyes and scoffed.
"Who's NOT a musician, Morty?"
"Uh, me?"
"Don't worry, Morty, being a musician is easy. Besides, Rick and I will work on the lyrics of our original song while the rest of you just play your instruments." Leslie explained as the Jump Master turned to him.
"We're in the drop zone! I'm the jumpmaster! My name's Jamey! With an E-Y! Go, go, go!" Jump Master ordered as Rick, Mark, Kara, and Morty slid down the rope while Leslie and Emma simply jumped down as we see the group sliding down into Area 51's Speaker System while the Draconian flew down to land on the floor as the Dream Person merely crashed down into the ground and blew up into a billion bloody pieces as she swiftly reformed herself and shook herself like a dog as there was various live performance equipment on the stage and the Yellow Cromulon is in front of the stage, staring.
"All right, guys, let's do this." A determined Kara says as Marc grabs a guitar, Morty has a tambourine as Emma rips off her own arms with her feet and begins beating them against the drums alongside Kara as Rick and Leslie grab the microphones.
"Ahhhhh yeahhhhh! Ya gotta get schwifty! Ya gotta get schwifty in here! It's time to get schwifty~," Rick sang as the President, Sophie, and Nathan were watching the performance on a screen inside the Pentagon.
"Get...Schwifty? What the hell is that?"
"It's our world's best effort, that's what."
"Take off your pants and your panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! I'm Mrs. Bulldops~!" Leslie sang as Morty, Marc, Emma, and Kara continued playing their instruments and even joined in on the singing.
"Mrs. Bulldops?" A bewildered Nathan asked as Sophie rolled her eyes.
"Stop trying to analyze it, dumbass. It's catchy, and most importantly, working."
"Take a shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here~!"
"Hey, take your pants off! It's schwifty time today~!" Rick and Leslie sang while finishing their song as the weather started to die down around the world, and everyone at Area 51 waited in anticipation as the Giant Head smiled.
"I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT! GOOD JOB!" Giant Head says while flying away as everyone at Area 51 cheers and celebrates as Leslie and the others portaled in and are about to cheer as well, only for an earthquake to rang out as Planet Earth is surrounded by an energy field and disappears as Planet Earth reappears in another galaxy with four other planets, a disco ball-like sun, and several different-colored Cromulons looking at Earth.
"What the hell happened?!"
"Mr. President, you're gonna wanna see this." Aide says as he and the others look at the giant monitor to see where they are.
"I think planet Earth has just been transported," Marc says with a glare as Simon turns to Andre.
"Sir, we've started picking up on a garbled signal. We're decrypting it now." Simon says while pulling up a video on the giant monitor as it shows a bunch of Giant Heads and different bands of different aliens on different stages as dance music plays in the background.
"WE ASKED THEM TO SHOW US WHAT THEY GOT. AND THEY DID! NOW WE'LL SEE WHICH OF THEM HAS GOT THE MOST! 24 HOURS, FIVE PLANETS, FIVE SONGS. BUT IN THE END, THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! PLANET MUSIC! ALL PARTICIPATION IS INVOLUNTARY! DISQUALIFIED AND LOSING PLANETS ARE DISINTEGRATED BY PLASMA RAY!"
"Uhh, it's probably a bad time to mention it, but any astronauts you guys had in orbit are definitely dead," Rick says as everyone gives him a deadpanned look, but turns back to the monitor as the dance music plays, and Planet Music opening appears as Planet Parblesnops appears on the screen,
"WELCOME BACK TO PLANET MUSIC! FIRST UP, LET'S HEAR THE LATEST SONG FROM PLANET PARBLESNOPS! THE GREEBYBOBES! SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"
"Hold it, hold it, stop! Music isn't about competition or captivity! If you love music, you love freedom. Let these worlds be free, please!"
"...DISQUALIFIED!" Giant Head says with a glare as the plasma ray powers up and fires at the planet, blowing it up into multiple pieces and killing billions of people. "THERE'S ONE EVERY SEASON! MOVING ON TO PLANET ARBOLEZ METEROSOS. ARBOLIAN METEROSOSIANS! SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT!" The Giant Head says as the Arbolian Meterososians play a very simple and underwhelming song while looking at the Cromulons for approval as we cue back to Area 51, and we see Rick, Morty, Marc, Kara, and Ice-T in a studio with several instruments as the aide comes in.
"Rick, Morty, Marc, Kara, and Ice-T. The timetable's moved up. Earth's on in six hours."
"Like we're not already under enough pressure!" An angry Morty says while flipping a bowl of peanuts at the aide and it hits him in the head as he leaves and everyone snorted as they began laughing loudly.
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"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Everyone laughed loudly as a recovered Rick then turned to Morty.
"Geez, Morty. The guy's just doing his job. Take it easy."
"Rick, Ice-T, Marc, and Kara? Could you guys take it less easy?! We've got six hours to come up with a song, and Leslie and Emma are hanging out with the President of the United States' Daughter!"
"Genius happens at the moment, Morty," Rick says as he walks over to the keyboard.
"Well, can we at least go get our family? You know, so we can take them with-with-with us if we lose?"
"Honestly? That is a good plan." Kara says as an annoyed Rick turns to her.
"That is not a good plan, Kara. That's planning for failure. Even dumber than regular planning."
"You say that and yet you make tons of plans. Besides, Morty's 'plan' is not even a regular plan, it's a backup plan." Marc added as Morty nodded.
"Yeah, so why can't we just go and get the others just in case?"
"Look, Kids, there's only so much charge left in our Portal Guns. If we portal home from here and back, we're not gonna have enough charge left to get off-world. Get it?" Rick asked with Mark and Kara giving him blank looks as Morty didn't seem to believe what he said and we see the Leslie, Sophie, Emma, President, Nathan, and his aide watching them through a window.
"I've seen enough. These guys are one-hit wonders." Nathan says as Andre turns to glare at him.
"And what's your plan, General?"
"We still have the nuclear option. On my word, we can launch a nuclear missile at every one of those heads in the sky."
"Our planet's held captive on a live game show and your solution is to shoot the audience? You can put your faith in nukes if we get through this, General. Until then, I'll put mine in Rick, Leslie, Morty, Marc, Emma, and Kara. Get Schwifty was a jam." Andre says as Nathan glares but said nothing, especially when he spots Leslie, Emma, and Sophie talking to each other and laughing as we cue back to the studio and we see Ice-T telling the gang one of his wild stories.
"A squeegee comes up from the garage, right? And he's got a lobster in one hand and movie tickets in the other. He's like, 'I'm ready!'. Who would take a lobster to see Iron Man 3?" Ice-T asked as he and Rick laughed as Morty, Mark, and Kara looked annoyed. "Aw, damn. We're out of the original flavor Fig Newtons. I should get going anyway."
"Wait, wait, wait! Come on, h-hold on a second!" Rick says while pulling out his Portal Gun as he fires a green dimensional portal and drops through it as another green dimensional portal appears in the ceiling and Rick drops out of it with several snacks.
"Damn. You didn't tell me you fuck around with portals and shit."
"That's it!" Morty snapped as he reached over to grab the Portal Gun and got up as a worried Rick did the same.
"Whoa, whoa! Morty! Give me that!"
"I knew you lied about the charge! You were just being lazy! Get back! Sit down!"
"Morty, just put it down! You don't know what you're doing!" Rick ordered as Morty simply created a green dimensional portal in the wall.
"I'm going to go find Mom, Dad, and the others," Morty says while jumping through the portal, and Rick tries to grab him, but the portal closes as Leslie, Emma, and Sophie appear as they notice everyone sharing concerned looks.
"...Dad, we were gone for like half an hour. How did you fuck up so hard?"
"Shut up, Leslie. Marc, please tell me you have some charge or something?" Rick asked Marc shook his head.
"Nope, my portal gun charge ran out a while ago."
"Oh, funny enough, same." Leslie says as Rick groans and facepalmed as we see Morty step through different portals to different worlds, and ends up stumbling out of a portal into a green world and collapses to the ground holding the Portal Gun as Birdperson suddenly appears and pokes a heavily injured Morty with a stick as he then rolls him over.
"Morty."
"Birdperson?"
"You appear to be dying. I will make efforts to prevent this, but can promise nothing." Birdperson stated bluntly as we fast forward in time and we cue back to the studio as we see Rick playing with the keyboard and Ice-T in the corner on his phone as Leslie and the others had left to try and prepare for the challenge later on.
"Wh-What do you think, Ice? Probably a little over-developed."
"Shit. Over-developed, under-developed. Bad songs are bad songs." Ice-T says as an annoyed Rick turns to him.
"Well, do you think maybe, could you give me some help with it, or-,"
"Ah, hell no, man. You do your thing, but I can't afford to get my pride wrapped up in your shame. You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Ice, I don't want to be a negative Nelly or anything, but if Morty doesn't come back with my portal gun and I eat it out there, it's, uh, kind of your problem too," Rick stated matter-of-factly with a glare as Ice-T scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Pfff. I ain't worried about no Earth blowin' up, man."
"What? Why not?"
"Yo, this is why," Ice-T says as he proceeds to transform into a floating ice shard with the same face.
"What the fuck?! You can turn it into ice?!"
"My story begins at the dawn of time in the faraway realm of Alphabetrium. There, every being is a letter of the alphabet. But I was frozen and exiled to the cosmos by my elders as punishment for not caring enough about anything. Earth is just one of the many stops on my lifelong journey with no destination. So you better believe I don't care if it blows up! 'Cause I'll just be nice, floatin' through space, like a comet."
"Take it from me, Ice. You can't just float around space not caring about stuff forever." Rick says with a knowing and somber tone as a glaring Ice-T turns around.
"Pshhhh. Man, watch me. Good luck, Rick." Ice-T says as he blasts out of the ceiling of the studio.
"Okay, things are getting out of hand. I better make sure Rick has everything he needs to, 'Get schwifty'," Andre says as Nathan turns to glare at him.
"Oh, for God's sake, that's enough," Nathan says as he proceeds to pull out a gun on the President of the United States of America.
"What the hell are you doing, Nathan? I'm the goddamn President of the United fuckin' States!"
"I'm setting the nuclear option to launch one minute into Earth's performance! And you, 'Mr. President', I hope you like being hit in the face with a gun!"
"...Wait, wait, wait, why-why-," Andre asked confusedly before Nathan proceeded to pistol-whip the President and he fell to the ground, unconscious as we then fast forward in time and we cue over to Birdperson's residence as we see said person serving Morty a bowl of food and tinkers with Rick's Portal Gun.
"I believe I can access the history of Rick's Gun and help you get back to him and the others."
"But can you help me get to my family? You know, at my house?" Morty asked desperately as Birdperson gave him a subtle judgemental and disapproving look.
"Is your intention to abandon Rick using his own Portal Gun? In bird culture, this is considered a dick move."
"All of Rick's moves are dick moves! Wh-What am I eating? What is this, birdseed?" Morty asked while glancing down at his bowl as Birdperson shrugged.
"It is random debris. I found it on my carpet. I don't know what Humans eat."
"You know what THIS human eats," Tammy says with a seductive tone as she appears in the room wearing a bathrobe.
"Don't be gross, Tammy," Birdperson says as Tammy leans over to Morty and whispers.
"Bird...cock."
"Tammy...gross. Birdperson, you always stick up for Rick, but he doesn't care about anyone but himself. He doesn't think about the consequences of anything he does." Morty asked as Tammy then went over to see some TV.
"And as a result, he has the power to save or destroy entire worlds, and he is the reason you and I know each other, and the reason that Leslie and I are alive at all." Birdperson says as he points to a wall of photos of himself and Rick together as the last two pictures are a Young Rick holding a Baby Leslie and a Baby Morty respectively.
"What's that? Who are those babies?"
"Morty, suppose you could retrieve your family from Earth but had to abandon Rick and the others. I could give your loved ones shelter on Birdworld, even jobs, possibly as worm ranchers. How often do you think you might look up at the stars and wonder what might have been had you just put your faith in Rick?" Birdpeson asked as Morty stood in thought for a moment but was distracted when Planet Music started back up on the TV.
"THAT WAS CHUNKY TUNK WITH, 'FULL MING MONG, EMPTY GORP DORP', UP NEXT, PLANET EARTH!"
"Oh God! We're up?!" A worried Morty asked as we then fast forward in time and we see a green dimensional portal opening up in the now empty studio.
"Hello? Is anybody here?" Morty asked while looking through the studio window and saw the President tied up as he darted out of the studio to the President and untied him as Andre climbed up to the console and pressed a button.
"This is Bluebird! Code tango-niner-alpha! Abort launch! Abort!"
"..."
"Hello?"
"..."
"Do you hear me?"
"..."
"Damn it, he blocked me out."
"Sir, I need to get to the stage and help Rick and the others Get Schwifty!" Morty says as a glaring Andre turns to him.
"It won't matter how Schwifty you get, Morty! The General's got nukes set to launch halfway through Earth's song!"
"Oh my God! Can you fly a Blackhawk?"
"Can the Pope's dick fit through a donut?"
"Uhhh...I'm not...sure?"
"Exactly!" Andre says with a serious glare on his face as we then fast forward yet again and we see Rick and the others standing on stage in Area 51 as the Cromulons float above them.
"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"
"Ahem," Rick says as he and Leslie sing a low-key, bouncy song with the others. "Uhhh…lop-oo-lop-oo-lop-oo-dups, nop-oo-nop-oo-nop-oo-nuts."
"Nup-oo-nup-oo-nup-oo-nups...oh we are fucked." Leslie says as she shares a nervous look with Sophie as, thankfully, the Blackhawk arrives, and Morty and the President slide down ropes out of the helicopter onto the stage, causing everyone to perk up happily as even the Cromulons begin cheering with, 'Yay!', and, 'Hooray!', etc. with big smiles on their faces as the now unmanned helicopter crashes off frame as, on the stage, the President grabs the microphone and speaks to the control room staff.
"Call off the nuclear strike! This is the President! Stop the nuclear missile launch!" Andre ordered, but it was too late as an evilly smirking Nathan smashed a button, and hundreds of nuclear missiles emerged from the ground in the desert as the Cromulons watched as the missiles flew towards the Yellow Cromulon and lay puny explosions on its chin.
"...BOO! NOT COOL!" The Cromulon says as he zooms in close to Earth. "DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED! DISQUALIFIED!" The Cromulon says as the plasma ray points towards Earth and begins powering up as the control room staff evacuates and the plasma ray heads right for the stage, but something flies in the way and blocks it, which was revealed to be-
"Ice-T?!" Leslie, Rick, Morty, Marc, Emma, Kara, Andre, and Sophie asked in shock and awe as Ice-T slowly crumbles from the plasma ray's power.
"That's right, it's me, Ice-T! I care now! You made me care more! With all due respect, I'd like to hear what Leslie, Rick, Morty, Marc, Emma, and Kara have to play!"
"What do you say, guys?" Morty asked as the others grinned and nodded as Morty, Marc, Andre, and Kara began playing their instruments while Leslie, Rick, Emma, and Sophie took the mic.
"All right!"
"Ohhhh yeahhhh!"
"Come on, here we go!"
"Ohhhh yeahhhh!"
"Say it with me!" Rick sang while Leslie, Emma, Kara, and Sophie played as backup singers as the others continued playing their instruments.
"Head bent over! Raised up posterior! Head bent over! Raised up posterior! Head bent over! Raised up posterior! Head bent over! Raised up posterior!" Marc sang while Leslie, Emma, Kara, and Sophie whirled around as they began twerking, and once the song was done, all of the Cromulons nodded in approval.
"AFTER 988 SEASONS OF PLANET MUSIC, THE CROMULONS HAVE DECIDED TO DECLARE EARTH THE FINAL WINNER AND BRING OUR MUSICAL REALITY SHOW TO A CONCLUSION. GOODBYE!" Cromulon says as Planet Earth is transported back to the right place, and everyone begins cheering loudly as Andre goes over to shake hands with Morty.
"I hope I can call on you again if we need you, Morty."
"Sure thing, and I was kinda hoping that I could get a selfie with you?" Morty as the Secret Service went over to stand between him and Andre.
"Actually, if you try to tell anyone what happened here, we'll deny it and probably worse." Andre says as Morty pouted disappointedly.
"Understood."
"So, do you want to be friends and exchange numbers?" Sophie asked Leslie and Emma, who nodded as they exchanged numbers with each other just as Nathan appeared as he ran towards them with a gun.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Nathan screamed as he was hit with an energy blast from Rick's watch and disappeared from sight.
"Why didn't he turn into a snake?"
"Trade secret, Mr. President. Particle beam in a wristwatch and...snake holster on the leg." Rick says with a grin while pulling up his pant leg to reveal a holster that a snake crawls out of as the snake slithers away, and a soldier whistles, impressed as the President begins laughing and hugs Rick.
"I love this man!" Andre says with a laugh as Kara gets a text from her girlfriend and snorts amusedly as Tricia had sent her a video of her and Marc's parents beating up Principal Gene for killing a bunch of innocent people due to believing that the Cromulons are Gods and nearly killed Beth and Jerry.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter. Also, I won't do the Rise of the Numbericons: The Movie because it's the most BORING episode of all of Rick and Morty.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.
