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Chapter 1: The Survivalist with Burt Gummer

Date: Unknown

Time: Unknown

Year: 2013

Location: Rock Mountain

There was rumbling.

The note read: The Survivalist with Burt Gummer

The record camera to interview, there was a man: Burt Gummer, he was blonde with baseball caps, with mustache around his mouth, he had blown eyes, he had a blue shirt, with a black tie, with blown plants, he had blown gloves on hands, with blown boots, with a sniper gun.

"My name is Burt Gummer. And I've been called many things." Burt V.O. said.

Burt was standing with his sniper gun in the mountain.

"Gun enthusiast, monster hunter, doomsday prepper." Burt V.O. said.

Burt has a sniper gun, he walked and paused, the night Burt was cooking.

"I reject all these labels. What I am is a survivalist." Burt said, as he walked.

Burt watched and stood on the rock…

"I've scoured the dirt and dust of Nevada and Mexico, putting my life on the line…" Burt V.O. said, as he watched and stood on the cloud, mountain and rock and he took his sniper gun… "to hurt supersized subterranean man-eating predators called 'Graboids.'"

The three people arrived on the rock, the big monster: Graboid on the ground… Graboid took the boy through to eat the paper of Graboid. The tree on the ground, Burt watched Graboid…

"Using a combination of local knowledge, intuition and firepower," Burt said, as he walked.

"I've managed to control this deadly species…" Burt V.O. said, as Graboid up through the ground and road. "and keep them confined to the northern hemisphere." The man of the United States to the north.

"Join me… as I enter into and beneath the sands of hell." Burt said, as he took his sniper gun and walked away.

"1500 hours. Moving through the desert of Perfection, Nevada-" Burt V.O. said, as he walked, turned around and ran away. "ground zero for war with the Graboids." He V.O. said, as he hid in a tree, he climbed, and watched… "For those newcomers who don't have a clue about Graboids," The three posters to Graboids. "let me bring you up to speed."

"The Graboid is a vicious, subterranean predator about 30 feet in length…" Burt said, as Graboid up through the ground and hid speed, Graboid was turned around. "with a semi-rigid internal structure."

Graboid was dead…

"It senses its prey seismically," Burt V.O. said, as the little girl was playing in the camp house, Graboid walked and paused to hear. "and employs three powerful snake-like oral tentacles to ensnare its prey…" He V.O. said, Graboid has snake-like oral tentacles, the man running, Graboid's snake-like oral tentacles and took him, he through to eat Graboid. "and pull it into the Graboid's gullet."

The man was shouting, he pulled it into the Graboid's gullet, he was killed by Graboid… Graboid turned around and walked…

"It is not a pleasant venue. Trust me. I've been there." Burt said.

"If that weren't enough, Graboid give birth to three ugly spawn we call 'Shriekers.'" Burt V.O. said, as Graboid fell and was transformed into Shriekers walked.

Shriekers had bodies, feets and mouths turned around.

"Short, squat and blind, bipedal bod boys…" Burt V.O. said, Shriekers road and the car was broken and bleating. "that sense and hunt their prey using infrared sensors."

Shriekers was a red vision to sheep.

"These, in turn, give rise to the 'Assblaster,'" Burt V.O. said, as Shriekers was transformed into Assblaster pulled Shriekers. "A winged, predatory carnivore which uses a mixture of volatile chemicals in its-" He V.O. said, Assblaster had body and wings, he had a clears throat. "nether regions, to blast into the air and swoop down upon its victims."

Assblaster blast into the air and swoop down fire and flying.

"Assblaster carry eggs that hatch and become new Graboids," Burt V.O. said, as eggs to new Graboids. "beginning this hellish cycle anew."

Life cycle egg to hatches Graboid, Graboid to massive, subterranean, Sraboids to thermal vision, Assblaster to birst flames & glide to fire background.

"I survived a great many skirmishes with Graboids, along with their shrieker and assblaster kin, and that makes me uniquely qualified…" Burt said, as he walked, pushed and held his sniper gun on his left shoulder. "to teach you how to survive whatever life throws at you. And remember, life and survival starts here."

Burt was smart, walked and pushed… there was rattling, Burt looked down at the snake… Burt grunted and his feet smashed the snake.

"Who's hungry?" Burt asked with a smile…

Suddenly, there were rattle echoes…

To Be Continued…