Play Phineas and Ferb Theme Song
The wind blows multiple calendar pages into the air, starting on June 3.
There's 104 days of Summer Vacation
Then School comes along just to end it
Phineas and Ferb sit under a tree in their backyard.
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it
Cue montage of the boys doing multiple activities.
Like maybe
First, the boys land on the moon. They jump out of the rocket and float forwards.
Second, Phineas climbs on top of Ferb. They try to fight a mummy.
Third, they climb up a certain French tower.
Building a rocket or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Fourth, Ferb removed a tarp to show a weird unicorn-turtle hybrid. Phineas takes a picture of it.
Fifth, the boys force a monkey into the shower. Neither of them enjoy this one.
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Or giving a monkey a shower
Sixth, they surf on a large wave.
Seventh, they create tiny robots.
Eighth, they find Frankenstein's monster. The brain is missing from the head. It doesn't take them that long to find.
Ninth, they find a bird.
Tenth, they fly on a helicopter with a large paintbrush over the city. They covered the city in orange paint.
Eleventh, the boys work on a painting. The painting depicts a red-headed girl with a mustache.
Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving your sister insane
Turns out, this girl isn't actually a painting, but the boys' sister, Candace. She turns to Phineas angrily.
"Phineas!" she shouts.
The boys do multiple things, all the while their sister watches angrily.
Film a movie.
Build a giant robot dog.
Tamper with a car.
Ride a rollercoaster.
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before School starts this fall
Candace talks to a friend on the phone. She doesn't notice the boys carrying a live elephant into the backyard until she hears Phineas call out, "Come on, Perry!" That gets her attention.
Later, she's seen playing "Whack-a-Pest". The pests that pop out are her brothers and their pet platypus.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
Afterwards, the boys dance around and play guitar as images of the infinite possibilities flash by.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all
When the boys are done, they pose. Their sister comes in.
"Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!" she shouts.
The boys stare at her for a second. They then brush it off and resume their poses.
End Intro
104 Days of Summer Vacation
Day 44
Lemonade Stand
Phineas and Ferb were looking through some blueprints and debating what they should do. Candace was about to walk past them when she saw what they were doing.
"Why can't you boys do something normal for once?" she asked. "Like running a lemonade stand or picking your nose or something?"
Ferb brought out a little machine with an automatic finger. He aimed it towards his nose.
"I mean with your actual fingers!" Candace yelled, making Ferb stop. "That's right. Hey, where's Perry?"
Perry was already in his lair.
"Agent P, I'm glad you're here," said Monogram. "Doctor Doofenshmirtz has been hoarding all the paper in the Tri-State Area. Find out what he's up to."
Perry saluted and left the lair.
The doorbell rang. Candace went to answer.
"So you boys just try to pull one over on me," she told the boys as she opened the door. She wasn't looking at who was there. "'Cause I'm gonna be on you all day like a book on a shelf!"
"Candace?" a voice said.
Candace wasn't paying attention. "No, that's stupid. Like a beard on a face! No, that one's disgusting. Like a light switch on a wall, that's on!"
"Candace!" the voice yelled.
Candace turned and realized Stacy was there.
"You ready to go to the mall?" Stacy asked.
Candace turned and saw the boys were making another blueprint.
"Don't mind us, ladies," said Phineas. "We're just making every day of our summer count."
"You know, I can't really leave right now," Candace said. "I clearly have some serious busting to do. You understand, right?"
"No, I don't!" Stacy replied angrily. "We've been planning this for three weeks! That's four months in teenage years!"
"They're using protractors!"
"Candace, I'm tired of taking a backseat to the totally unlikely chance that you'll bust your brothers! I want a best friend I can count on, so you have to choose! It's either me or busting!"
"You wouldn't dare! A real best friend wouldn't do that to me!"
"A real best friend wouldn't make me do that to her!"
"Then I guess you're not my best friend anymore!" Candace slammed the door on Stacy's face.
"Fine!"
"Fine!"
"Finally, the plumber!" Doof said as he let the plumber in. "The garbage disposal is stuck again, the same one you fixed last week, by the way. While you're at it…"
Before Doof could finish that, the plumber came out with a sheet of paper.
"What, you're done already?" Doof asked. "You were only in there for fifteen seconds, and I was talking for half of that. What kind of a plumber are you?"
The plumber chattered, then took off his plumber hat.
"A platypus plumber?" Doof asked, confused.
The platypus put on a fedora.
"Perry the Platypus Plumber?" Doof asked, still not convinced.
Perry sighed, then took off his plumber belt.
Perry
Doof gasped. "Perry the Platypus?"
Doof pushed a button, trapping Perry in a roll of toilet paper.
"It's amazing what you can do with paper, which you would know if you were actually a plumber," Doof remarked. "In fact, it's amazing what you can do with all kinds of paper. No, I'm not a hoarder."
Candace ran out of the house the moment she saw the boys doing something.
"It's a good thing I threw away a lifelong friendship to keep an eye on you two and you're ridiculous…" she was about to say before seeing it was just a lemonade stand.
"Lemonade stand," Phineas finished. "We liked your idea so much, we decided to go for it. It's turning out to be a big hit." Phineas winked. "You know what that means."
Candace got excited. "I have a free day! I gotta hand it to you two, you're finally acting like normal, mediocre kids doing normal, mediocre stuff. Thanks for giving me the day off."
Candace ran off, not noticing Phineas mischievous smirk.
In the backyard, the boys built a giant machine for the purpose of making the lemonade.
"Yeah, that's a lot of paper," Doof admitted. "Would you like to know what I'm gonna do with it all? I'll tell you."
Doof played a film styled like an old movie.
"Birth of an inator," said the announcer on screen. "The wheel, the light bulb, the frozen pop with two sticks, all profound inventions in their time, but they're pale in comparison to the Papercut-Inator, brainchild of the world-renowned evil genius, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz…"
When Doof's image popped up on screen, he looked… wrong.
"I was sick that day," Doof explained. "That picture's gonna haunt me for life."
"This new and exciting inator turns any kind of paper into razor-sharp slicing missiles," the announcer continued. "And hurls them towards an unsuspecting stranger in the Tri-State Area. Watch out Danville ouch. Good thing the local pharmacy is stocked with new Doofenshmirtz-brand adhesive bandages. They're terrific, expensive, and brought to you by Danville's newest soon-to-be trillionaire, Doctor Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Thanks Heinz and happy evil."
With that, the movie ended.
"Did you like that?" Doof asked. "I'm gonna do all my inator presentations like that from now on. It's just so professional looking."
The look on Perry's face told Doof he didn't agree.
"I'm going to the mall, I'll call Stacy!" Candace cheered before remembering their argument earlier. "Wait, Stacy's mad at me, but I can't go by myself. I'll look like a dork. Oh, I haven't spoken to Jenny in a while. Maybe she's interested."
As if by sheer luck, Candace was about to pass Jenny's house. She quickly stopped and knocked on the front door. Jenny answered.
"Hey, Candace," she greeted.
"Hey, Jenny," Candace replied. "As you no doubt heard, Stacy has decided to renew her option on being my best friend, so I thought you might want to avail yourself of this exciting opportunity."
"Come on, Candace. We both know you just want someone to go to the mall with you."
Candace sighed. "You got me. Well, can you come with me?"
"Sorry, but I can't. I've gotta get to the 'Save the Pigeons' rally." Jenny showed a 'Save the Pigeons' sign she made herself. "Save the pigeons!"
Jenny shut the door. Candace walked away.
"Gotta cast that net a little wider," she said to herself as she checked her contact list. "Jeremy? No, I'd likely want to talk about Jeremy, and he'll find that creepy. Stacy? No, she's still mad at me. Jenny? No, she got her pigeon thing. Mom? No way. Phineas and Ferb? Double no."
Candace realized she was at the end of her list.
"How come I only have six friends?!" she shouted. "And half of them are my family?!"
Phineas and Ferb noticed that the line for their stand was taking up the whole neighborhood.
"I'm glad people are enjoying our lemonade," said Phineas. "But it's getting hard to keep up. We better check in with Isabella." He turned on his communicator. "Isabella, how's phase two coming along?"
"Just a moment, Phineas," Isabella replied. After a moment, she spoke again. "Franchise locations are a go."
"Easy folks!" Phineas said to the customers. "Relief is on the way."
Ginger showed up with advertisements for the new locations. Some people in the line ran to those locations, while others stayed where they were.
One person in particular was so excited that they tore their shirt off to reveal a lemon tattoo covering their entire chest, including their nipples.
"Okay, no more for that person," said Phineas.
"Let me show you my Papercut-Inator in action," Doof said as he inserted some paper into the inator. "Okay Danville, get ready for some serious minor cuts and abrasions! I wouldn't want to be getting one of those rejuvenating rubbing sea salts right now. The stinging would be unbearable."
Doof didn't realize he accidentally inserted some of Perry's toilet paper roll into the machine. Perry was slowly being released.
Play "You're My Better Best Friend"
"Wow, finding a new best friend is harder than I thought," Candace admitted. "I kinda miss Stacy. Why did I ever let our friendship go?"
Candace noticed a mannequin in a store window. The outfit it was wearing reminded her of Stacy.
Candace:
Today I've learnt a lesson, what a best friend shouldn't do
I put busting my brothers ahead of you
Candace didn't notice the advertisements and stands that were spread throughout Danville to promote the boys' new chain. She was too sad about Stacy to think about anything else, including busting Phineas and Ferb.
You were always there for me, on you I could depend
And now, too late, I realize I should've been a better best friend
I said things I shouldn't have, did things I shouldn't do
Guess I forgot that you can't spell "us" without "u"
End "You're My Better Best Friend"
Candace went to one of the boys' locations, not caring that it was a Phineas and Ferb product. Buford was there, running the stand.
"So you lost your best friend, huh?" he asked. "I know how you feel. I lost a best friend once. His name was Biff. It was a big bru ha ha, had to fight a squid…"
"Wait, so what you're saying is, I should just apologize to her?" Candace asked.
Candace ran out.
"Oh sure, it's always about you!" Buford yelled.
Candace ran down the street.
"I can still have a best friend!" she cheered. "And there she is now!"
Candace noticed Stacy walking down the street, right next to a Phineas and Ferb lemonade stand billboard.
She looked around, finally noticing all the ads and merchandise throughout downtown. She also saw Linda at a hair salon.
Candace realized she once again had to make a choice. Either go to Stacy, or go to Linda.
"It's almost ready," Doof said. "Are you watching…?"
Doof noticed Perry was free.
"How'd you get out of that?" he asked. "It's two-ply!"
Perry didn't answer. He just blew spitballs at Doof.
Doof retaliated by throwing a paper football. Perry just made a goal with his arms.
He then used a fortune-teller on Doof. It read, 'I am in love with Sophie'.
"No I'm not!" Doof defended. "Now you're gonna get it!"
Doof made a paper hat. That did nothing.
"Well, it's too late now!" Doof shouted. "The Papercut-Inator is ready!"
Only one piece shot out of the inator.
Perry couldn't help but snicker. He then used a plunger to clog the inator.
The inator exploded, causing multiple bits of paper to fly onto Doof. It gave him multiple paper cuts.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Doof yelled.
Perry flew away on an origami swan.
The tiny bit of paper gave Phineas and Ferb's machine a paper cut. When it squeezed the next lemon, the juice dripped into the cut, short-circuiting the system.
Ferb tried to fill another cup of lemonade, but nothing came out.
"Sorry folks," Phineas apologized. "We're dry."
The customers walked away sadly.
Linda finally left the salon. She saw Candace and walked over to her.
"Hey Candace," she greeted. "Isn't that Stacy? Hi, Stacy."
Stacy was about to get on a shuttle to the mall. She stopped and noticed Candace.
Candace looked back and forth between Stacy and Linda. After a moment, she made her choice.
"Mom, there's something I need to tell you!" she shouted. "If you want me, I'll be at the mall with Stacy!"
Candace got on the bus with Stacy.
"Welcome back, best friend," Stacy smiled.
"Thanks," Candace replied.
"I had my eye on the best dress for you."
Right as the bus left, all the lemonade stands shut down. Linda didn't notice.
"Aw, it's nice seeing Candace enjoy herself for a chance," she smiled. "Now where are those lemonade stands I keep hearing about?"
"Well, Ferb, I think it's time to shut her down," said Phineas.
Ferb clapped his hands, causing the backyard to flip over. The robot was gone like it was never there to begin with. Linda came home right after.
"Hey boys," she greeted. "What did you do today?"
"Just normal, mediocre kid stuff," Ferb replied.
That's when Perry showed up.
"Oh, there you are, Perry," said Phineas.
Vanessa arrived at Doof's apartment.
"Hey dad, I just got some lemonade from the new stand," she said before slipping on some leftover paper.
The lemonade fell all over Doof's body, burning his paper cuts.
"AH, CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doof screamed.
"You know he's not here, right?" asked Vanessa.
"I know, but I'm sure it's his fault."
Thanks for reading.