Leni had just entered her last year of middle school. The teacher had notified her parents that she was kissing a boy in class, it didn't take long for Rita and Lynn Sr. to figure out that it was the boy who had initiated it. They knew their daughter wasn't the brightest and was definitely the least confrontational of all their children, so it's no surprise that she agreed to kiss the boy with minimum convincing. Leni wasn't really grasping the situation, which both parents expected. They were trying to find a way to make her understand the situation better as they rode in vanzilla back home.

"So... I'm in trouble?" she asked tilting her head at her mother.

"No sweetheart... I mean yes... I mean... it's complicated."

"I don't understand what I did wrong," she touched her finger to her lips, "he just asked if I'd help him practice kissing."

"And you didn't think that was weird?" Lynn asked his daughter.

"A little... I mean, who doesn't know how to kiss?"

"That's not the point sweetheart..." Rita sighed.

Leni frowned, "I'm so confused..."

"I know sweety..." her dad sighed, "Let's put it this way... you shouldn't just kiss anyone because they ask."

"Why not? I kiss you and daddy all the time. Not to mention Lincoln, Lynn, Lucy, Lori, Lu-"

"We're your parents and they're your siblings Leni... it's a bit different."

"How so?"

"Well... do you love us?"

Leni chuckled, "Of course I do, what a silly question!"

"Do you love your siblings?"

"Like, more than anything in the world!"

"See... there are certain things that you can only do with people that you love as much as us or your siblings. Can you think of anyone like that right now?"

Leni put her finger back to her mouth, "No... not that I can think of..."

"Then you shouldn't be kissing anyone outside of the family!"

"Hmm..." Leni scratched her head, "I guess that makes sense."

Lynn and Rita sighed in relief as they pulled up to their house. They all exited the vehicle and Leni gave both of them a kiss on the cheek before rushing inside. She was to be suspended for the rest of the day as punishment, but her parents were confident that the problem was solved... at least that one.

"Are you sure we handled that properly?" Lynn sr. asked.

"It can be hard to say with our Leni... but I can't imagine anything bad coming out of it. So I think it's best if we just call it a win."

He nodded in agreement, "That girl is too naive and kind for her own good sometimes. If she's not more careful someone could get the wrong idea and take advantage of her."

"It'll be fine as long as she has her siblings and us, now we should probably get ready to pick up the rest of the kids... besides... it's too late for me to go back to work right now."

The rest of the day played out as any other day in the Loud House, but her father's prophetic words would echo through those wall on that fateful night.

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Lincoln was connected with Leni at the lips, she was taken by surprise for a moment, but soon leaned in to the kiss. This was the first time Lincoln had initiated a kiss, so he could really take it all in. He had kissed his sisters before, but this was more involved, so there was more to take in. The scent of his older sister overwhelmed his nose. A sweet smell of sea salt and caramel made his arms and legs tingle. He took the next step, licking the outside of her lips, tasting her cherry lip gloss. She opened her mouth allowing him to take the initiative. Their tongues danced in her mouth. Not an aggressive dance like with Lynn, nor a passionate dance like Lucy, but a slow and gentle dance. Their tongues almost massaged each other as Leni could feel her cheeks get hot. They parted from the kiss, both gasping for air.

Lincoln saw as Leni smiled warmly, preparing himself for what would come next, "Gee Lincy! You're a great kisser!"

She gently ruffled his hair, gathered up all the clothes she had modeled, packed them into her closet, and took him back to Lynn and Lucy who were watching TV. They both perked up and lean to the back of the couch in anticipation, like sharks circling a chum boat.

Leni smiled and patted him on the back, "Okay Lincy! Have fun helping Lynn!"

Lincoln was dumbfounded. She hadn't pressed on like he'd assumed she would've, but she didn't push him off. She had eagerly accepted his kiss, but hadn't pursued him further. What the hell had just happened? While he was deep in thought he hadn't noticed that both sisters were clinging to him now.

"Lincoln!" Lucy shouted, finally snapping her brother out of his stupor.

"W-what?"

She sniffed him, "Why do you smell like Leni's perfume?"

Lynn did the same, "What the hell were you two doing up there? Testing perfumes?!"

Lincoln had never seen his sisters like this, "A-are you two jealous?"

"Who would be jealous over you?!" "Extremely..." Lynn and Lucy said at the same time while they climbed on top of him.

"What were you doing, dearest brother?" she demanded on her hands and knees, inches from his face.

That was an excellent question, what the hell was he doing? If it wasn't for these two he probably wouldn't have thought anything about her behavior. Was he overthinking things? But that kiss... that kiss made him feel like he wasn't. Was she planning something? She couldn't be... it was Leni after all. Then there was her lips... God her lips... had Lynn's and Lucy's been like that too? Had he not been paying attention at all? Before he realized what he was doing he had grabbed his younger sister's cheeks and pulled her into a kiss. She smelled like cloves and lavender, her lips tasted like an odd mixture of licorice and black cherry, probably in an attempt to make her lips look closer to grey or black than red. Her jaw dropped in surprise and his tongue entered her mouth. Unlike when she was forcing herself onto him she was more reserved being on the receiving end. She felt like she was melting in his hands. When he separated from her she remained slack jawed in awe of what just happened, a strand of their combined drool hanging from her mouth.

"H-Hey, not fair! It was my-"

He grabbed Lynn's jersey and pulled her into a kiss too. She tasted... like Lynn. No surprise there, no flavored lip bombs, just au naturale. It wasn't a bad taste, Lincoln had tasted it elsewhere before when they had been play fighting and he had licked her arm in an effort to get her to release him, but it was different under these circumstances. She also smelled like chocolate body spray, one that she had stolen from him because she liked the way he smelled with it on. She had noticed what was going on so she tried to dominate him, but he was being single minded currently. It became very apparent to Lynn in the past couple of weeks, since she had joined Lucy against their brother, that if he was focused he was at the very least her match and at the most almost unbeatable. This time it was the ladder. He was straddling her on the couch, she was running out of breath, he had completely dominated her mouth.

These were sensations that neither girl were used to. When Lincoln broke off from the kiss his brain restarted.

'What did I just do?!' he screamed at himself internally as he backed away fromt he couch.

Lucy was still frozen, wide eyed, on her knees and hand. Lynn was on her back, panting. Both girls were frozen in confusion and ecstacy. He had kissed them, not the other way around, the sensation was undescribable to them, they both felt as if they were floating outside of their bodies. Lincoln ran up the stairs to his room, leaving them both to their sensation. He sat with his head in his hands, trying to justify what he had done to them. Everything from simple curiosity to spur of the moment ran through his head. He didn't even notice when dinner came and went. He had no apetite anyway. Most of all, he was still worried about Leni. Was she planning on assaulting him in the night? That's how Lynn and Lucy took hold of him. Would Leni do the same? Why didn't she just do it when she had him isolated in her room? How would he face Lynn and Lucy after what he had done? Had he just made things worse for himself?

Why did he enjoy it so much?

He looked out his window to find the moon was already half way up the sky. He looked to the clock to read the time was 11:20 PM. He wasn't just going to sit there and wait. If it was going to happen it would happen on his terms this time. If he couldn't fight it anymore he would just have to take charge. He stood up and walked down the hall to her door. He opened it slowly and approached her side, shaking her lightly.

She stirred and lifted her sleep mask, "Hmm... Lincy?"

"H-hey L-Leni..."

She sat up and tilted her head, "Is something wrong?"

"Kind of... would you mind if I slept here tonight?"

She smiled warmly and hugged him, unaware of what awaited her, "absolutely!"

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Lincoln was unsure when they changed venue, but they were currently in the bathroom. He had almost completely calmed down now, but Leni insisted on taking him into the bathroom like she had attempted to almost a week before. She had wanted to use some calming bath salts and the, 'relax,' bath bomb special that she had bought from a specialty shop near her boutique. Lincoln was worried about her staying up this late but she just smiled and reassured him.

"Lincoln, I own the place... It won't like burn down if I'm not there for one day," she froze for a moment and put her finger to her mouth, "W-wait... it won't burn down if I'm not there, right?"

He smiled, "Of course it won't Leni."

She nodded, "Okay... if you're sure!"

She took her bathrobe off revealing her lightly naturally tanned skin with lines where her bikini sat offsetting the tan with her naturally pale skin. Her breasts were larger than Lori's but only by a little. Her nipples were inverted, something Lincoln had always thought was an oddity considering no one in his family had that trait other than her, not even Luan who had comparable breasts. her hips were only slightly slimmer than Lucy's but still accentuated her hourglass figure. Lincoln was amazed that all his sisters were so beautiful. She dropped the salt in, drew the water, dropped the bath bomb in and invited her younger brother to sit in front of her in the square, double sized, jacuzzi tub Luna had insisted they get. He cocked an eyebrow and smiled.

"You know I'm bigger than you are... right?"

"Nuh uh!" she put her hands on her sides, "I'm the bigger sister!"

"No Leni... I meant larger."

She tilted her head, "What does that have to do with age?"

"No... I mean... aren't you going to be a little uncomfortable with me sitting in front of you?"

"Why would I be uncomfortable? This bath bomb was called relax, silly!"

He sighed and rubbed the back of his head, "Fine..."

He equally loved and hated that this was how she won every argument. He hated it because he remembered how her flawed logic would often get her in trouble, but he loved it because it was so... her. He sat in front of her and felt as his skin began tingling as the bath bomb fizzed in the water. He felt as she began rubbing his shoulders which made him feel even more relaxed. That innocent smile that she was giving him made him feel as safe as it always had. She sighed and frowned briefly.

"What's wrong, Leni?" he asked.

"I just miss my cute little Lincy sometimes... don't get me wrong, beefcake Lincy is nice... strong... warm... but I loved when you would model my dresses for me!"

Lincoln shuddered remembering the times she had used him as a dress up doll up till he was a teen and made a mental note to go to the gym at least twice this week with Lynn, "W-well... we can't stay kids forever."

"... I wish you could have," she hugged her brother from behind, pressing her chest into him.

He knew what she meant and smiled at the sentiment, "Leni... it was my fault we had Liena... it was my fault Luna had Lyra... Liby... Lacy... Lupa... Reina and Bobby... they were all my fault... I watched how hard you were all working while I was still in school. Even though I tried to do my damndest as uncle Lincoln... I couldn't put Lynn, Lucy, and Ronnie through that... and I wasn't going to let you, Luna, and Luan suffer anymore." He leaned his head up and touched her cheek and stared into her eyes, "I wanted to help you all make your dreams come true... sure it was a lot to put on mom and dad, but I couldn't just standby and do nothing but stupid art commissions all the time."

She slapped his shoulder, "Your art was amazing!"

"It was okay..." he sighed, "But 4 or 500 dollars every few weeks would hardly buy diapers for one child," he diverted his eyes, "let alone 4."

She ran her hands through his hair, "I think you should start drawing again..."

He closed his eyes still smiling, "I... don't think I have it in me anymore."

"I think you do..." she admitted, "but I understand," she put her hand on his cheek like he had on hers, "and I won't be able to thank you enough for how much you love us... it's, like, totally the sweetest thing."

She looked up and noticed that he was hard, he followed her eyes and blushed as she smiled at him with half lidded eyes, "H-hey... You're the one who's pushing her breasts against me... I can't help it."

She giggled, "Mind if I help you with that?"

His only response was to kiss her on her lips gently as she massaged his chest. Outside the bathroom door Lori and Lucy were peering in.

Lori sighed, "I was wondering why he was going into everyone's room."

"Our dearest brother's mind is... far more fragile than he lets on."

"I should have been here more for him," she relented, rubbing her temples.

"It's fine, eldest sister," Lucy admitted, "Much to my chagrin, Leni is the only one who can relax him when he's like this... Nothing I do or say has an effect on him like our dear sister does."

She sighed, "I was hoping to maybe share one last night with him before I want back home," she smiled, "But if you say he needs Leni... I won't argue."

Lucy smiled warmly at her, "Let's return to slumber, dear sister. Our brother will be as good as he can be in the morning."

They left in silence, Lucy looking over her shoulder, feeling an odd sense of nostalgia at the slightly cracked door, let out a defeated, "sigh."

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Lynn and Lucy lay in their beds, looking at the ceiling. Lynn wasn't sure she had blinked since the couch incident. Lucy's eyes were almost wide enough to be seen under her bangs. Neither spoke much for the remainder of the day, only answering questions with a simple, "yes," or, "no." They had been caught off guard, and both were thinking similar inpure thoughts.

"Lynn," Lucy called out, the first to speak.

"Yeah Luce?"

"I think I need our dearest brother's embrace."

"Me too."

Neither moved an inch as they had this exchange.

"Well... what should we do?" Lucy finally asked.

"I... do you think we should both... at the same time?"

"I... yes... yes I do."

"Cool."

Both girls rose at the same time. They wordlessly walked to his door where they were certain they were going to double team their shared beloved. But when they opened the door they found the bed empty. Their hearts both sank when a dark possibility dawned on them.

"Oh... oh no..." Lucy froze.

"You don't think..."

"Don't say it!" she wailed, "H-he has to be here!"

Lucy ran downstairs to make sure the front door was still locked. Much to her relief it was, but the back wasn't she opened the door and began desperately scanning the back yard. She saw her younger sister Lana's opossum, Duncan.

"Duncan!" she shouted, "Have you seen Lincoln?!"

The Opossum shrugged, causing Lucy to grab her head as Lynn caught up with her and grabbed her younger sister's shoulders, "Lucy! Settle down or you'll wake up the whole neighborhood! Maybe he had to poop or something!"

Lucy thought for a moment and nodded, "Y-yeah! That has to be it!"

They both sprinted upstairs again, almost tripping over each other several times as they sprinted towards the bathroom. Empty. They both felt as if their hearts completely stopped. They didn't know what to say to each other as they quietly began their trek back to their room... until they heard the noises from Leni's room. They looked at each other in disbelief before slowly walking toward the door and cracked it enough just to see what was happening. The sight caused their jaw to hit the floor.