Lincoln stared at the Loud House, then back to the two girls rubbing their faces on his jeans, then back to his house, "Alright... think Linc... man with the plan."

"Well, they can't sleep in the van. They're bad enough sober," Mazzy interjected, "I am not, repeat, NOT cleaning that mess up."

Sully shivered and Linc sighed, "Alright, we need Lynn and Leni, tell Lucy to get my room ready, we can't let anyone else see them like this."

"Why those three?" Sully asked, "Are we sure we can trust them to keep this... quiet? I don't want Sam and Luna in any more trouble than they already are."

Lincoln smiled, "You can trust them to keep a secret, no doubt. Let me go ahead, Mazzy you grab the girls, Sully you... make sure they don't get any worse than they already are."

"Why can't you watch em?! You're doing a pretty good job at babysitting as it is!"

"You want to talk to my parents."

He was silent for a moment, Mazzy elbowed him, "What?! I'm thinking!"

"Watch our string shredders!" She demanded.

"Okay!" he groaned, "Jeez!"

Lincoln stood up and Luna reached for his waist, "Hey!"

"Relax Lune, I'm going to be stuck with you two all night anyway."

Sam smiled, "Hear that Lune?"

"Shut up, Sam!" the girls started giggling and cuddling with each other.

Lincoln rolled his eyes, "Let's get this over with."

Mazzy and him sprinted for the door, Mazzy standing behind the wall as Lincoln walked into his house, no surprise his mother and father were up on the couch, waiting to congratulate their daughter, but Lincoln was the only one at the door, "Lincoln! Where's Luna?"

"Her and the band went to Waffle Hovel for a celebratory meal," He lied, "They invited me but I promised Lynn I'd go to her game tomorrow."

"It's already 11, how long are they going to be gone?"

Lincoln shrugged, "Probably till after midnight, it was a crazy concert! There had to be like a thousand people in that bar, they made like 8 or 9 grand."

"Holy!" Lynn hollered as both him and Rita jumped from the seat.

"That's amazing!" Rita wrapped her arms around Lynn.

"Yeah, but they're going to be pretty tired when they get back, we can celebrate in the morning," Lincoln began pushing them towards their bedroom, "Come on you two, don't want you guys exhausted tomorrow too!"

"O-Okay! Well, you sleep well son!" his father said as he was forced into his room.

"You two too!" He closed the door for them and waved Mazzy up.

She sprinted up the stairs and he waited until he heard Lynn's distinct voice shout, "What?!"

He watched as Lynn and Leni raced out the door followed by Mazzy. He deftly moved to the other side of the house, watching his parents door. Sully and Lynn came running in carrying Sam by the shoulders and legs.

She was laughing, "Quit it you two, that tickles!"

Lynn shushed her angrily and glared at Lincoln as she ran up the stairs. Leni walked in carrying Luna, "Gosh Len, your nightgown is so soft..."

"Awwe!" Leni grinned as she hugged her sister, "Thanks Lune! It's a silk cotton blend of-"

Lincoln cleared his throat, "Leni!"

"Oh! Right!" She chuckled and blushed, before running up the stairs.

Mazzy came in after her, "That's both of them. Me and Sully will keep their axes for the night, you sure you can handle them?"

Lincoln smiled and tugged at his bandana, "What kind of a roadie would I be if I couldn't look after the band?"

Mazzy smiled and fist bumped him before socking him in the arm, "That's for not showing up earlier!"

He rubbed his arm, "Fair enough..."

Sully ran down the stairs, "They're in Linc's room, God help you, we better get out of here before anything else happens."

"Right," Mazzy agreed, then pointed at Lincoln, "You better take care of them!"

Linc nodded and ascended the stairs... where Lynn was leaning against his door, glaring at him, he chuckled nervously, "H-Hey... Lynn..."

"My night?! Seriously?!"

"I didn't really have a choice," he directed her attention to their older sister, "Look at her."

She was snuggling into his pillow and giggling as Sam rolled on his blanket, Lynn put her hand on her hip, "They look like they're having a great time! What's it matter?!"

Sam giggled, "Jeez Luna, is jealousy over your brother just a Loud thing?"

Luna threw one of the pillows causing Sam to laugh, Lynn growled, "What's that supposed to mean?!"

"Lynn," Lucy called causing her sister to jump.

"When'd you get here spooky?!"

"I've been here the whole time. Me and Leni already talked, we're willing to push the days back to accommodate our dear sister's... condition."

"But I've been waiting like, forever!"

"What are you two talking about?" Sam asked.

"Nothing!" Lynn growled, before muttering under her breath, "Home wrecker."

Lincoln looked over to Luna and Sam and sighed, before pulling Lynn into the hall. He closed the door behind him and pinned her against the wall before giving her a kiss, a deep kiss.

She melted into it at first but broke away when she realized something, "Lincoln! We're in the hall!"

He shrugged, "You were spiraling," He kissed her jawline and a few places on her neck, "Listen... I'm still going to your game tomorrow," he kissed her neck again, "We can still go out to eat," kissed her collarbone, "and then you'll have me Monday after school."

"B-but... Wednesday..."

"I'll make it up to you," he kissed in between her breasts making her shiver, "Any way you want."

She sighed, "Okay..."

The savage beast was soothed and they went back inside the room, Lucy was staring with Leni at their sister and her girlfriend cuddling the pillow, "Lincoln, are you sure you won't need help?"

Lincoln shook his head, "I got this, I'd hate for you three to lose any more sleep than you already have."

"Sigh," Lucy relented, "I have a bad feeling about this."

"I'll make sure they're alright," he assured as he pulled out his phone and began googling the care for a person coming down off of ecstasy, "Go get some rest you three."

They all nodded, Leni hugged Lincoln, and they walked out of his room, "Alright you two, I'll be right back, don't break anything!"

Luna stuck her tongue out at her brother and Sam giggled as he walked out, leaving the two of them to their spiral, Luna rubbed her head into his pillow "Spoil sport."

"Oh come on, babe, you aren't still mad at him," Sam laughed, "Look at how you're soaking this in," she did the same as her girlfriend, "Although, it really does smell nice."

"Somethings bothering me though... it doesn't just smell like him..." She rubbed her nose into it, "Cloves and Lilac... don't really shout teenage boy."

"Maybe he had another girl in here," Sam suggested with a sly smile.

"Don't say that!"

Sam giggled, "Worried about more competition?"

"God Sam!" She grumbled as she rolled away forcing the pillow into her nose, "I should've never told you..."

Sam laughed, "Oh babe, don't be that way," she rubbed her cheek, "I think it's fine, really I do, nothing says punk like pushing taboo," she noted, "Besides, I can see why you like him."

"Oh?" Luna turned, "Who do I have to be jealous of in that situation?"

Sam giggled as their lips met, soft sweet kisses expanded into their tongues intertwining. Luna didn't remember taking off her pants, nor did she remember Sam taking hers off. Why did everything feel so good? It was fun... but kind of scary. She felt like she was about to start panicking when the door opened. Immediately she calmed down when she saw her brother, holding a pitcher of water that was half ice.

He blushed as he saw Sam's rosy skin intertwined with Luna's pale freckled skin, "Y-You two settle down, your on my bed for God's sake."

Sam's eyes drifted towards his crotch, seeing the tent he was pitching made her gasp. She looked at her girlfriend who was fixated on her brother, breathing slowly calming as she took him in. Sam felt a twinge of jealousy, but a mischievous sense of lust overpowered it. He left the room again and Sam turned to Luna.

"Babe," she grinned, "You want to jump him?"

"What?!" Luna gasped, "Sam, what the Hell?! He's my brother for fuck's sake!"

"Oh hush," she demanded as she stuck her hand in her girlfriends panties earning a contented gasp, "You've never been this wet before, laying her making out, surrounded by his scent. This could be your big chance!"

"M-My..."

"What boy would turn away this?" she asked as she rotated her hand around Luna's thigh to her butt, "Even girls can't resist it."

"B-but..."

"Think about it, you could have the girl of your dreams, and the boy of your twisted fantasies, at the same time!"

"I-I..."

Lincoln entered the room with a tub full of water, a rag, and a bottle of Aleve, Tylenol, and Advil. Luna focused on the bandana she had given him wrapped around his head, she watched as he sighed and took his shirt off.

"You girls are lucky I love you..."

Love. The word hung in Luna's head for a minute. Methylenedioxymethamphetamine, Ecstasy, a drug that removes inhibition and clouds judgement. The heat had returned to Luna and she felt like she was on fire. She was a slave now to the drug, in full swing, to her body, hopelessly losing a battle she didn't know she was fighting with her hormones, and love, something she took further than she should have with a sibling. She didn't know when she had grabbed him, or began running her hands over his body. She didn't know when she pulled him onto the bed or when Sam had began following her hands, but she wasn't sure she cared. He loved her? It was time to show him what love really meant.

Lincoln, surprised by the event, quickly realized by the look on his sister and her girlfriends face the situation had escalated, and he was smart enough to realize what came next, "Dang it," he groaned, "not again..."

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Luna and Sam were about a 24 pack of beer down, laughing and regaling there family with stories on the road. Lemy was sitting in Luna's lap in awe of his mother's antics, much to Lyra's disappointment.

"Sully was the only one who was sober, and that idiot was the one who fell off the balcony into the pool," Luna laughed, "Mazzy was freaking out, she was certain he was dead."

She popped open another can of beer and ate another slice of pizza, "Damn Linc! You and Luan really outdid yourself with this one! Peperoni, sausage, AND meatballs is cheating!"

"Don't look at me," her brother smiled, "That was a Lemy idea."

Lemy blushed as his mother looked at him lovingly and grinned, "Oh was it," she ruffled his hair, "My little rock star really thought of his old mom that much, huh?"

He looked away, "Well... yeah... I always think about you."

Her smile changed to a somber one, "Yeah... me too little man."

Lincoln stared from behind the counter at her, knowing that if she wasn't too proud to cry she would probably be bawling and clinging to him. He couldn't stand this any longer... but not in front of the kids. He locked eyes with Sam, the look on her face telling him she was in full agreement with him. They nodded at each other and smiled. The night went on as usual. Lupa and Leia were at war again over some snide comment Lupa had made about Leia's manicure, Liby and Darna were whispering about something, some conspiracy Clyde's kid had got them on. Lyle and Bed were working on some specs for a hanging garden for Liena, much to her joy. Loan and Reina were arguing over BJ, Lacy and Lizy were throwing balls at Lulu who was redirecting them to the opposite girl, clapping happily every time she did much to her excitement... he just wished they weren't using a damn soccer ball. Lemy, Lyra, and Lina, though, were fully focused on spending time with their mothers, fearing the worst to come.

The pizza was gone by 9, things wound down by 10, and Lyra redirected everyone to bed before 11. Lincoln shooed off all his sisters and wives to clean the kitchen. They offered to help, but he just smiled and shooed them off all the same. It was midnight before he had everything up to his standards and he hobbled, exhausted, up to his room. He knew he wasn't done though. No surprise when he opened his door Luna and Sam were waiting on him, wearing nothing but a smile. Luna had her arms behind her head, legs open, and was undressing him with her eyes. Sam was leaning on her, ass half in the air, doing the same.

"Hey, bro..."

He smiled, "Hey."

"Hope you saved some energy for me," she licked her lips as she beckoned him.

"For you?" he took his shirt off and nodded, "always."

They giggled as he approached him, the conversation could wait a few more seconds. He had to welcome home his favorite musician after all.

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A/N: This one was real short, the next one's not going to be, if you catch my meaning, so it might be a few days before it's up. Just a heads up.