After another few instances of training with his sword, Lincoln decided to just call it a day on it, since he was still being a little clumsy in trying to look cool with it. After all, Lincoln didn't want to embarrass himself some more in front of his demon friends, and he got himself some orange juice to refresh himself. "Just look at me," Lincoln looked at his sword and buried his head on the floor in shame. "Some honorable member of an alien race I am. Just look at me. I'm nothing but a dorky little kid who loves comic books and superheroes."
"Hey, don't be too hard on yourself, Lincoln." said Tex. "You just got the sword. And you are not just a little kid."
"Yeah, Lincoln. You managed to save your family and friends from a bunch of evil aliens who were going to fucking dissect them like frogs. That's not a lot of things many kids wouldn't be able to do. And the way you killed some of those Obduvians was so badass." Loona tried to cheer him up.
"All you need is more practice, kiddo." said Blitzo. "Granted, it was a little clumsy, but it wasn't Moxxie clumsy."
"Hey!" the white-haired imp protested. "I am not clumsy!"
"Yeah you are." Loona smirked. "Remember that collision you had with that pie demon?"
"I don't wanna talk about it!" Moxxie blurted. "That was his fault! He was the clumsy one, not me!"
"Well you did trip on a dandelion and rolled down the street like a buffalo drumstick." Vortex admitted.
"Come on, Moxxie is not a clumsy guy." said Millie. "He knows how to fire his guns."
"Thank you." Moxxie smiled at his lovely and supportive wife. "So... what happens now?"
"I don't know about you, but i wanna hit Zeezi's place again." said Blitzo. "That place is fucking awesome! We were about to hear Lincoln sing there until his friend Clyde was unexpectedly killed by Stella's curse."
Lincoln suddenly remembered that awful event that the stupid cunt, Stella, had unleashed on his human best friend that terrible day. But alas, he did get Clyde back from the dead and it was not one-hundred percent traumatizing as he thought. Lincoln did get a glimpse of heaven and its inhabitants.
"Right." He had a look of horror just reminiscing about that terrible day. "This time time, i'll bring Clyde along and there'll be no one dying this time."
"You worry too much, Lincoln," said Loona. "Be happy, be a kid, sniff the heroin, or whatever it is you human kids do."
"human kids don't do that." Said Tex. "They're too young to inhale heroin. That stuff isn't even legal anymore."
"Gotcha." Said Loona.
The Jurassic Pub looked as thriving as ever. Clyde was impressed by the look of this club. "I told you it was awesome, Clyde." Lincoln smiled.
"You said it, Lincoln." Loona smirked
"I can't believe i don't come here often." Said Octavia. "This place is just incredible."
"You're not going to drink, are you Via?" Stolas looked a little worried about his daughter. "And be careful who you talk to."
"Dad..." Octavia groaned. "You're embarrassing me again."
"Sorry."
"Besides, i know i'm too young to drink."
Stolas smiled. "That's my girl."
"Besides, I wouldn't be a drinker like you." Via rolled her eyes
"What's that supposed to mean?" Stolas looked rather offended.
"I've seen you drink a whole bottle of absinthe before."
"Well... that's different. Your evil mother was driving me crazy... again."
"At least she has to give you alimony now." Said Blitzo."fucking satisfying if you ask me."
"I couldn't agree with you more, Blitzo." Stolas smiled. "You have no (bleep) idea how long i waited for that moment to happen in my life."
"Am i still the best thing to happen between you guys?" Asked Octavia
"Oh of course, sweetie. You are my daughter and nothing will ever change that." Stolas smiled at the only good thing from his arranged marriage.
"We shouldn't ruin the mood like this. We're here to have some fun right?" said Crystal
"She's right." said Serena. "Let's have some fun!"
So everyone did just that and went to many parts of this amazing nightclub. Moxxie and Millie enjoyed the dance floor jamming to some eighties New Wave music like Frankie Goes to Hollywood, or Men in Hats, or similar bands from that age.
Loona and Octavia were hanging out with Lincoln respectively, and the two human boys caught the attention of the dinosaur Overlord herself. Zeezi walked right up to the small group. "Hey guys!" Said the overlord in a flamboyant voice. "Glad you can all make it here."
"Hi Zeezi." Lincoln greeted.
"Ooh, that's a nice-looking sword you have." She looked at the scabbard, and Lincoln took it back out to show her the blade of it, gleaming under the lights. "Fucking A? Where did you get that, Lincoln?"
"You wouldn't believe me if i told you." The boy replied
"come on now, why don't you let me be the judge if that?" Zeezi looked eager.
Loona was the first one to talk. "It's complicated. But to shorten things out, a group of evil aliens wanted to dissect Lincoln's own family on Halloween. But then another alien helped us ojt against them."
"yeah we killed the aliens and saved my family and friends from beubg dissected." Clyde pointed
"And the sword?" Asked Zeezi.
"Well the yautja's boss was impressed with how I fought against the aliens with the yautja and his leader gave me his sword as a reward and a trophy." Lincoln looked at his blade again. "The best part if it was: it wasn't a dream. It was real."
Zeezi didn't exactly know what to say about this, and finally said: "i guess you were... right the first time, honey." She looked a little nervous, trying to be as nice as possible with her cohorts.
"I knew you wouldn't believe me." Lincoln nodded his head sideways as he put his sword away. "But i did get a lot of candy for Halloween. A whole wagon-worth of it."
"Nice." Zeezi smiled. "That last a few months at least." then she had an uncomfortable look on her face. "So how did it go with Clyde, saving his life and all? But if ya don't like to talk about it, then we don't have to."
"No, it's fine." said Clyde. "Being dead wasn't a total loss." he took a sip of some cola. "I got to see my mom in Heaven. She died giving birth to me."
"Oh, Clyde, i'm so sorry, baby." then the Kaiju Overlord hugged him close to her right side. "It must have been hard to see her again."
"Actually... it was one of the best things to ever happen in my life." Clyde smiled then paused. "Or... Afterlife, even if i was only in Heaven for a while. Sure i was sad to leave her, but i'll see her again... when my time comes."
"Glad you're keeping your head high." Zeezi ruffled his brown curly hair. "So what about Stella?"
"Don't worry." Octavia chuckled. "Lord Lucifer made good work of my mum. Now she's under house arrest at my uncle's for a whole month and she has to my dad alimony for a good long while."
"Ha! That's a fitting punishment for an evil cunt like Stella."
"Hey, she's still Octavia's mother." said Lincoln
"No, it's perfectly alright." the princess reassured him. "My mum is a cunt alright. And she's probably at my uncle's place having a tantrum right now." then she chuckled
Meanwhile
Stella was, indeed, having another major fit right now. "Fucking alimony!" she said over and over again as she was stomping around and destroying random things like tea cups, plates, and even flipping the dinner table. Her brother was getting annoyed and facepalmed himself at his sister's usual stupidity.
"Stella," he groaned, "You're being hysterical again." he took another sip of his tea in a casual way. "Why me?"
His own sister began moving around of the floor like she was having a spaz attack. "Should i call the doctor, sir?" asked his injured butler.
"Don't worry, she's fine. Stella is just being herself. Now be a good imp and fetch me some more dar jeeling."
"Yes sir."
As he was watching Stella being miserable and throwing a tantrum some more, Andrealphus was smarter than her, and had not forgotten about what Lincoln can mean for him and Stella. He knew that his sister knows about that plan too, for she is just... irrational. "Look, Stella, i hate to break it to you, but... you're embarrassing yourself. Thank Satan no one else is here but us. After all... have you forgotten the plan?"
Getting back on her feet with a bounce, Stella replied: "Oh. That's right. I just cannot believe that I have to pay fucking alimony to that fucking loser!" she couldn't help but throw another priceless vase at the wall.
"Well you do not have to worry about that forever, my dear sister. And you're lucky you are a stone-cold fox."
