Things have really gotten awkward now, and Loona knew she had probably screwed up real bad this time. She looked at the others and Moxxie and Millie gave her a disappointed look on their faces. "Oh don't give me that look, you losers." Loona said to the imp couple.

"You went too far this time, Loona!" Moxxie said. "He was just looking out for you!"

"I don't need anybody looking out for me. So you two get off my fucking back! Because I am twenty-two and I can do whatever the fuck I want! Gah! I'm sick and tired of him babying me!"

"Look, Loona, you're looking at this the wrong way." Stolas tried to reason with her.

"Stay out of this!" Loona warned the Goetia. "This is between me and Blitzo."

"Don't talk to my dad like that!" Octavia defended her father.

"Look, I'm sorry if I did that, Via, but... I just can't look at Blitzo right now!"

"Loona, calm down." Said Tex.

"Calm down? Why can't that stupid fuckwad just leave me the fuck alone or get off my back for one fucking minute?!"

then Loona saw Lincoln and Clyde looking afraid of how angry she was getting. It was like she was getting ready to break someone's neck. Both of them were hiding behind the couch pillows for protection, even if they knew it would be futile.

At last, she finally calmed herself down and took a breath. "Sorry." She sighed. "I lost my temper back there."

"don't you mean lost your temper again?" Said Moxxie in a snide remark

Loona let out a small growl and flipped off her coworker.

"I can see why you never had friends in the first place." Millie said. "You are the worst coworker ever!"

"And that's supposed to be an insult?" Loona narrowed her eyes at the female imp."

"Loona, what is your problem?" Tex had a sad look on his face.

"Yeah, I've never seen this side of you." Said Octavia.

"Do you know how much you have hurt Blitzo?" Stolas added.

the female hellhound was silent and she finally replied after a pause: "Look, all I want is for Blitzo to get off my back and stop babying me. Give me at least five minutes of fucking privacy."

"Well, I think Moxxie and Millie are right. You did go a little too far."

Loona got a text from her and asked phone and it was Johnny who wanted to know if Loona was still on for that date with him. She replied yes and looked at her friends and coworkers. "Look I gotta go out on my dress and meet Johnny tonight. I'll see you all later. And Lincoln, I'm sorry if I blew up in front of you." She looked guilty at her human friend and sighed again.

"Ok Loona. Have fun with Johnny."

Loona smiled at him. "Thanks, kiddo."

Stolas looked at Blitzo' door in a worried look and said: "maybe I should go check on him just in case."

"Don't know if he is in the mood to talk to anyone right now, your highness. You might not get anywhere with talking to him."Moxxie pointed

"Well, I have to try." Stolas flatly stated. The owl demon slowly opened the door and saw Blitzo curled on his bed, and crying softly to himself, clasping his arms on his elbows. "Blitzy?" Said Stolas in a soft voice. "Are you alright?"

"Go away." Blitzo sniveled. "Just leave me alone."

"I'm sorry about what Loona said to you."

"Look, I am in no mood to finger your stinky, feathered ass right now, just get out."

"Loona was only mad. She didn't mean what she said."

"Oh yeah? Well then why did she say it?!" Blitzo lifted his head to the owl demon and tears streaming down his face. "I have done everything for her and what does she fucking say to me?!"

"Pardon me." Said Via, coming in the room herself: "look, my dad's right. She's just upset and needs to be alone."

"Oh sure, defend her since you are her friend." Blitzo nodded his head as he laid his head back down on the covers.

"Very well, Blitzo, we'll leave. But I'll help you if you ever need me."

"Oh you care about me?" Said Blitzo sarcastically

"Of course I do." Stolas insisted

"Just give me some fucking peace already!" Then he went back to sobbing. Both the Goetias slowly excited the bedroom to leave the imp to his sobbing. Moxxie and Millie decided that they should just leave him to, and Tex followed afterward. Lincoln and Clyde were then escorted home to Earth by Stolas and his powers. The day was still young and the two boys looked at each other sadly after Stolas and Octavia closed the portal so no witness could see them in their normal demon forms.

That was a rather awkward and intense moment for them to experience, especially in a place like Hell. "Well, when are you going to see Octavia in her play?"

"Tomorrow night."

"Cool. Wish she gave me an invite."

"Well, i can talk to her about that if you like." Clyde smiled.

"Awesome!"

"There might not be any promises though." said Clyde. "Might be last minute notice."

"Right. I understand. But Loona and Blitzo, I'm starting to worry about them."

"Oh I'm sure they'll work something out." Said Clyde. "No family is perfect. Not even your family."

"Ugh. Ain't that the truth?" Lincoln nodded his head. "Yeah maybe they will patch things up."

In Cafe Napoleon, a fancy French restaurant with yummy cuisine, Loona was feeling guilty about those words she said to Blitzo. She wanted to go back and apologize to him (in her own way) for the way she behaved before. But she didn't want to disappoint Johnny and stand him up on this romantic date. Speaking of which, the husky hellhound walked up to her in a nice, fancy black tie shirt. He wasn't wearing any pants but it didn't bother Loona.

"Loona, hey there." Said Johnny.

"Oh, hey." Loona looked sad and shy at the same time."

"You ok," he frowned

"Just a little issues with Blitzo. That's all." Loona sighed. "We had a fight and he just won't stop babying me. I... probably said something to him I shouldn't have."

"Is he ok?" Asked Johnny.

"I'm sure he'll pull through." Loona smiled. "So come on, I don't want to ruin the mood in all this. We wanted and planned this date and here we are."

"Right." Johnny chuckled. "So just curious, why here?"

"Well, ever since I met Lincoln? I had a... fascination for French shit. And I took it as a class before."

"Ooh, trés magnifique." Johnny said in a flirty voice. "Apres-vous, ma Cherie." He acted like a gentleman and let Loona go in first.

the female hellhound laughed and replied: "merci beaucoup, mon chère."

Both hellhounds walked inside to sit in the farthest booth and had some small talk with one another. "So, Lincoln is a cool kid." Said Johnny. "I like him. Kind of a dorky kind of kid, but in a good way."

"Heh. He's a dork alright. Reading comic books, collecting superhero and spy toys, dork in a nutshell. But yeah. He seems cool. Why not hang out with him sometime?"

"Sounds like a cool idea." Johnny. "Go to an arcade with him or hit that theme park... what's it called?"

"Dairyland."

"Right!"

Coming home a little later Loona had a fun, romantic time with her date and put her purse on the counter near the door. She then looked at Blitzo' door to his bedroom and he was very quiet, and creeped over to see how he was doing. Her adopted father was already asleep in his bed and a lot of used tissues around him.

Looking more guilty, Loona didn't want to ruin the sleep for him, and decided to leave Blitzo alone and maybe talk with him tomorrow.

she also had a to-go bag with some leftover frog legs to eat, and put them in the fridge for tomorrow.

Maybe hanging out with Lincoln tomorrow can help cheer her up from this. "Good night, dad." Said Loona as she looked over at Blitzo's door. She decided to turn on the TV to pass the time for the remainder of the day.

the next morning

Loona was getting up and saw Blitzo's door still closed, possibly in seclusion of his depression. Looking guilty again, Loona decided that her adopted father will get back on his feet by himself.

She picked up her grimwoir and decided to pay a certain friend of hers a usual visit. Placing the portal in front of her, Loona closed the grimwoir and saw that the house was rather quiet.

"Ah, it's still morning. Just need to wake up."

Going up the stairs, Loona slowly opened the door to reveal Lincoln still dozing off in his bed, and his body covered up by his blanket, leaving only his head visible. The female hellhound smiled at how adorable Lincoln looked. Without admitting it, she was wishing he was a hellhound pup again.

Of course, Lincoln had to wake up some time, and no one can just stay asleep forever. "Lincoln?" Loona whispered. "Lincoln? Wake up." She gently rubbed his body back and forth. "Time to get up."

Yawning, Lincoln stretched his arms and was startled to see Loona next to him. "Oh, morning, Loona. What brings you here?"

"Just thought we should spend more time together. What do you say? Your call. We can see a movie, go to Dairyland, go to a shooting range, cut someone's head off,"

"What?" Lincoln sounded shocked. "I'm not killing anyone!"

"Right, I forgot, you're a human."

"So, have you and Blitzo patched things up?"

"Well... he's still asleep and I don't want to disturb him. And... I don't even know what to say to him."

"How about saying you're sorry to him?" Lincoln suggested.

"I'll try. Apologies are not really my thing. Hmmm... maybe he'll wake up in a few more hours."

"OK. But just try to apologize to him when you see him again."

"No promises." Loona murmured to herself. "But come on, what do you want to do?"

"David Steele is having his own movie shown in theaters. First customers get a free bucket of popcorn at the movies."

"Cool."

"But," Lincoln smelled his own armpit. "First thing's first. I need to hit the shower."

"Hehe. Right."

Later on in the day

Lincoln had a blast with Lincoln at the movie theater (even if she didn't physically shown it). Opening the door to her and Blitzo's apartment, the air was thick with the smell of beer, whiskey, wine, vodka, liquor, and other alcoholic beverages assault her nose. Countless empty bottles of alcohol were scattered across the apartment.

The female hellhound didn't know what to make of this and looked for Blitzo. When she found him, he was in an embarrassing position. He was horking down a big bottle of beer down his throat and his eyes looked off.

"Oh! Shit on a cock!" Loona exclaimed in disgust. "Blitzo? What the fuck?"

"Oh, hi Loony!" Blitzo said in a slurry voice. Clearly he was drunk. "Just enjoying myself for some booze.

"How many bottles did you drink?"

"Ummmmm... I stopped counting after hic- fifty-three."

"Fifty-three? Look at you!" Loona said. "You're a mess! Well, more of a mess than usual!"

"You know, that's just like you, Loony." Blitzo looked a little stern. "Cynical, callous, everything. For once, can't you just-" he paused mid-sentence as he felt a very very sharp pain in or around his heart and yelled in pain.

"Oh what, a heart attack?"

"Something like that... agh! Fuuuuuuuck!!!" Blitzo exclaimed before he passed out on the floor.

"Blitzo, you are so dramatic." Loona nodded her head. "I'm... I'm sorry, ok? There. I said it, you fucking happy!"

There was no response from the imp however.

"Blitzo?" Still no answer. "Blitzo!" She knelt down to see if he was breathing or not. She moved her right ear close to his mouth, and he wasn't breathing at all. "Oh my Satan." She breathed, realizing that something was wrong with him after all. "Fuck!"

in the hospital

Loona was looking very worried as she was pacing to and fro in the hallway, deathly awaiting a response from the doctor. Blitzo was already naked, in a hospital gown, and still in a coma while laying in a hospital bed.

Finally, the doctor came out to the female hellhound

"OK, doc, give me the D's." Loona said

"Well, my dear," said the doctor. "Your father-"

"Adopted!"

"Sorry, adopted father. All of that alcohol consumption made his pancreas burst inside of him."

"What?!" Loona exclaimed in shock

"Hmm-mm. He was drinking all of that in a dangerous way."

"Just tell me you can help him, please!"

"Do not worry, furry lady." The doctor reassured her. "You caught him just in time. Blitzo just needs his pancreas pumped and repaired. After that, he will be good as new

"Will he have to stay here?"

"Oh yes burst pancreas is no joke. So he might have to stay for at least a week or two. But, from now on, he needs to lay off the sauce for a while. Somewhere around a few months and no less. But what the fuck was he thinking?"

Looking even more guilty than ever, Loona pretended to be innocent and replied: "No idea."

Author's Note

I imagine the doctor being voiced by Rodger Bumpass, who voiced a doctor many times in SpongeBob