Tae Takemi approached the altar, a bouquet in her hands as church organs smothered the few sobs coming from the pews. Filled with her friends from the Women's Bible Study Club and many other church members, they had all come to see her for her special day!

Clad in a white veil and wedding dress, her heels clacked against the stone ground. Her husband to be stared at her with awe in his eyes, as if she was the most beautiful being in creation. Her cheeks reddened at the intensity of his gaze, and she quickened her pace, standing in front of the priest within a few moments.

Old and weathered, the priest nevertheless managed to be quick in reading the vows. Of course, her husband agreed to all of them. That he would remain monogamous, that he would cherish her, that he would care for her in sickness and in health as a proper man of God should. And that she would love, honor, and obey him, as any proper woman of God should.

"Then I now pronounce you man and wife," The elderly priest gave them a soft smile. "You may kiss the bride."

Black curls filled her vision as her husband leaned down, his lips capturing hers as he poured his everything into the kiss, his hard muscular chest pressed against hers as his right hand went down, down, down-

Tae's eyes slowly opened. Her body was sweaty, clinging to the thin sheets of her bed. Lifting her right arm, she winced as they clung to her a little. "Ugh, not again." Getting hot and bothered by dreams occasionally, was one thing.

But she'd been having these steamy dreams for a week straight.

And unfortunately, Mr. Right Hand simply wasn't doing it anymore, nor was Good Ol' Massage Wand. In fact, nothing seemed to be working, leaving her more and more frustrated. But what was she expecting? Masturbation was a sin! Of course she couldn't get off with something so wicked!

And the worst part was, it was the brat who filled her dreams!

Gosh, he was a high school student! She shouldn't be this thirsty for him, but her brain apparently had other ideas. And yet, the thought of him visiting her every day, even with his weird requests, made her core start to burn with hunger.

"I'm so fucked." She placed a pillow over her face and screamed into it. Throwing the scream pillow to the side, she glanced at her alarm clock. 3 A.M. Wonderful. Groaning as she sat up, Tae slipped her slippers on and got to work on making her breakfast…and some for the brat too. Lord knows that skinny little bastard could put on some pounds.

And with some loving meals, he could fill out into a healthy hunk! Perfect for her!

Lazily turning on the radio before she slipped an apron on, she cracked open a few eggs on the skillet and got to work.

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"Another shadow baptized!" Akira wiped the sweat from his brow on the back of his sleeve. "Gee, what's that been ten? Twenty? Heh, I've lost count, but it seems to be a good night for spreading the gospel!" Kneeling down, he picked up the item the person's shadow had left behind. A bead. That could certainly be useful!

Placing it within his robes, Akira trudged back to his motorcycle. "Just a couple more to go, then I can rest up." Usually, he was doing at least thirty to forty a night. It was a bit exhausting, but the Lord would carry him through the task! The Good News needed to be spread all across Japan, else these sinners might lead a life of ruin and despair!

Luckily, Akira's efforts were bearing fruit! Already, the Kanda Catholic Church was filled to the brim with new converts, eager to hear the word of Jesus Christ! He'd seen so many happy faces that Akira knew he was on the right path! And this was just the beginning!

Things were going so well in fact, that there was word of diverting funds to help build several more churches!

"Golly, wouldn't that be something!" He smiled to himself as he revved the engine, speeding down the halls of Mementos. The night was young, and the Lord's work was never done! Turning a corner, his eyes widened as he saw a cat van speeding towards him!

"Jesus Christ!" Swerving out of the way, he barely managed to avoid getting clipped by the car as it sped past him, tires screeching as it hit the brakes. Then it began to turn. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me!"

Putting the pedal to the metal, Akira floored it as he sped down the hallways, avoiding shadow after shadow that seemed to forget him and start chasing the car instead. But the cat mobile didn't give up, swerving around them as it chased after Akira.

Was this some devilry?! An agent of Satan trying to stop his holy mission?! Akira loaded his police revolver as quickly as he could, a tough task while riding his motorcycle, but through the grace of the Lord, he managed. Firing off two shots, they pierced through the tinted windshield right where the driver's head had to have been. But it didn't seem to affect the car at all!

"Lord, guide my bullets." Akira took aim at the tires. Firing three shots, he missed the first two, and landed the last, the tire deflating as the car began to slow. Akira knew when to cut his losses, and though he'd managed less baptisms than he'd like, he figured it would be best to dip out while he could.

Running towards the entrance while Adam HaRishon carried his ride, Akira bent over, gasping for air as he nearly keeled over. He didn't know whether that cat mobile was some type of shadow, or whether it was something stranger, but Akira dearly hoped he didn't experience that again.

"Just my luck." He sighed. Raising his phone, he tapped the app to return to the real world. Hopefully, next time would be better.

And if not…well, some of the converts had military experience. He'd ask if they could help their brother in crafting something to deal with his problem.