Lincoln was looking at Lucy. She was unpacking a box. She liked there rent controlled apartment but a new life begins. But their new place is very interesting. Lucy had a knack for finding interesting places. But this one was particularly crazy. It was old very old. 1880s construction two stories two rooms upstairs and 3 room down stairs. It had a gruesome murder in the living room so it was cheaper. it was also somehow in the middle of a block With just a narrow alley accessing it. It was on a bit of an hill but the neighboring buildings are still taller. The last time the kitchen look like it was updated was in the 80s and that was just New appliances. And a lot of maintenance looks like it was deferred. But Lucy and Lincoln are ready to live in a Real house again.

"Lucy who do you think we tell first?" Said Lincoln

"Ronnie Anne" Said Lucy

"Oh ya" Said Lincoln rubbing the back of his Head. "I know you see her as a Love rival."

"Yes she needs to know you are mine now. We also need to tell Lynn. They need to know you are mine" Said Lucy

"Let's just make a post on social media." Said Lincoln he knows he was never going to be with Ronnie Anne. He likes Lucy too much. But letting her know personally that he was his sisters boyfriend. That her childhood crush was sleeping with his own sister seemed a little cruel.

"Yes proclaim your love for me on The modern Public Square. Let them know we have found love in each other." Said Lucy kissing Lincoln

After they broke apart he started writing.

'So 5 years ago I found the love of my life. Now we are finally coming into the open. Lucy Loud is my girlfriend and we have moved to new Jersey. Ware I can love her in the way I do. I know most of you will not approve. I don't blame you. She is my most beloved sister, My sole mate. Lincoln' he posted it and the first response was from Lynn

'Luan your pranks on getting out of hand.'

He then herd his phone ring.

"Lincoln, Luan is pranking you and Lucy. You need to log into your…" She was cut off

"It is no prank. I am indeed in a five year relationship with Lucy." Said Lincoln into the phone

"So you and spooky are going at it." Said Lynn

"Yes" simply answer Lincoln

"Fuck." Said Lynn

"Ya" Said Lincoln

"Is she your favorite sister." Said Lynn

Lincoln thought about it. He remembered what his mother told him. He has picked a favorite sister.

"Yes Lucy is my favorite. She is my lover, my girlfriend and my favorite sister." Said Lincoln

There was silence on the other end of the phone. Lincoln was nervous and Lynn was mad. The phone was hung up. Lincoln looks at the phone sad. Lucy hugs him and it rings again. He quickly answers

"Hello, it is Lincoln"he said

"So is Lupa a Real girl that you're cheating on or is that Lucy?" Said Clyde

"It is Lucy, all of those stories I told you about me and Lupa. Well it was Lucy" Said Lincoln

" even that time in that Brooklyn cemetery?" Said Clyde

Lincoln forgot he told Clyde about that. He was probably drunk at the time after an art show. And when he got onto the voice call to Play some video games. It must've come up.

It was in a quiet forgotten corner of Greenwood cemetery. They made a special excursion there to have a picnic. They started making out as they do. But one thing led to another. And Lincoln and Lucy had sex on the picnic blanket. It was fun and hot but Lincoln was nervous.

"Yay that is True." Said Lincoln

" even that thing about the coffins?" Said Clyde

"No not at The cemetery what did I tell you?" Said Lincoln

"That you and um well Lucy did it in a coffin in a crypt in the cemetery. And you passed out on top of her. And in the morning she whispered in your ear that she loves you and that she wished she could be there forever." Said Clyde nervously

"oh ya that's two different stories. You know Lucy and coffins. I think she wants to gift birth in one. i've been trying to talk her out of it." Said Lincoln

"despite your best efforts you are not going to. I am going to give birth to Lupa Loud in a coffin." Said Lucy still cuddling him.

"Oh hello Lucy" said Clyde

"So are we sill Friends?" Said Lincoln

"ya Lincoln it's just going to be more annoying to sleep at your house while waiting for flights now that you are in Newark. I'm just surprised you didn't go for Lori" Said Clyde

" oh you are crushing again?" Said Lincoln

"no not really. I get it you and Lucy have always been very close. Put her on the phone." Said Clyde So Lincoln did.

"Hello Clyde." Said Lucy

"Why did you do this. I know Lincoln would've never made moves on you. So I know it was you that did." Said Clyde

"So you want to know how I got my Lincoln and why I love him?" Said Lucy

"Yes" said Clyde

"He was always my perfect mate. I've always loved him more then a sister. from his helpful nature to his dorky interests I was always enamored. It is said loving your brother in the way I do as a sister something you grow out of. Especially when you go through puberty. But that change only made me fall deeper in love with him. He was perfect helping me that time of the month. Helping me just in general he's always so supportive. That was the measuring block that everybody had to stand against for me and no one measured up. So I decided I needed him. So I started working on him. He Took to the idea that I could be his girlfriend A lot quicker than I thought he would. It was probably on our fifth of fourth date. That he realized he was dating me. That it wasn't innocent brother sister time. He had no fear no discussed he kissed me. And after that kiss we knew we ware meant to be together." Finished Lucy staring into Lincoln's eyes the whole time.

"Lucy" blushed Lincoln

"Well um see you next time I'm in New York City. Please take care of him" Said Clyde

"I do every night. And yes we did the day you stayed with us" Said Lucy

" I didn't need to know that. Well Goodbye Lucy. Tell Lincoln I wish him luck" Said Clyde hanging up the phone.

"We probably shouldn't go back to Royalwoods for some time." Said Lincoln to Lucy

"So we are outcasts?" Said Lucy

"Well Rodney and Rocky spokes are incredibly mad at us."said Lincoln showing her the post.

'Did you Break up with me in high school to date your brother?' Rocky

'You two are disgusting' Rodney

'It happens with animals to' Liam

just as she was reading a new post was added.

'So this is why you didn't want to see me' Ronnie Anne

"Lincoln, what is this with Ronnie Anne?" Said Lucy

"She was in town for a day and she asked me out on a date. It was ice skating at Rockefeller Center." Said Lincoln

"We did that. Incredibly long line" Said Lucy

"Oh you didn't complain cuddling for warmth." Said Lincoln

"So you want to break in the new bed. "Said Lucy putting her hand up his shirt.

There is then a knock at the door. They opened it with the chain still engaged to find Lisa.

"Can I come in?" She said