Lincoln and Lucy are giggling at the back of the restaurant. Bobby and Lori are confused. They look at each other and it is for the same reason. The two incestuous lovers are so cute. This was unexpected. The way they share there food. The way they have secret jokes between each other. Lori and Bobby excuse themselves and make their way back to the hotel.
"They are so very loving." Said Lori
" I guess we are wrong. Lucy isn't manipulating Lincoln." Said Bobby
"I am not entirely sure, Lincoln is very loyal." Said Lori
"But the way Lincoln looks at Lucy I think it is love. And I'm 100% sure the way she looks back at him that she is in love." Said Bobby
"Oh Lucy why did it have to be him." Said Lori
"I don't know. They always seemed close" Said Bobby
"I could've stopped this" Said Lori
"Maybe but didn't they keep it secret very well?" Said Bobby
"between Lincolns plans and Lucy's General sneakiness there was no way to figure it out. Oh was Lincoln's old room where they lost their virginity or did they do it in Lucy's canopy bed. How did Lynn not know?" Said Lori
"I don't know. But is that Lynn?" Said Bobby pointing at a person on the side of the street.
"Yes we couldn't do anything but maybe she can." Said Lori
Lynn was running. The train stop was not to far away from Lincoln's new home. She made her way to the place that Lori said. She knocked on the door.
Lincoln and Lucy are making out. And there interrupted by incessant knocking.
" it's probably religious extremists." Said Lucy
"Ya" Said Lincoln grabbing her butt and started playing with it.
"So do we start making Lupa?" Said Lucy
"Remember when you graduate." Said Lincoln
"We can't practice?" Said Lucy dropping her skirt.
The knocking was still going on.
"A persistent visitor." Said Lincoln
"We are going to be doing our own knocking soon." Said Lucy
" do you want to keep on the cowboy boots?" Said Lincoln
"Only way to knock boots together." Said Lucy
They started knocking.
"persistent aren't they" Said Lincoln
"Ya they are." Said Lucy
"we should probably see them off." Said Lincoln
"You incubus you tease. Keeping your little sister waiting." Said Lucy annoyed
"Oh don't worry. They will be leaving quickly" Said Lincoln he goes off and answers the door.
"Lynn? What are you doing here?" Said Lincoln
"Is that a way to greet your big sister. Little Bro." Said Lynn
"Welcome" Said Lincoln "Lucy it is Lynn" he shouted back into the house
"Oh hello sister" Said Lucy adjusting the skirt she just put back on. Lynn started grinding her teeth.
"Lucy you need to dispel any of the magic that you put on our brother." Demanded lynn
"oh Lynn I ensnared Our dearest brother's heart without the use of any magic. Now some to keep it Secret yes and some for fun yes. But Lincoln fell for me." Said Lucy
"How am I supposed to believe that? You are not his type." Said Lynn
"You don't know my type." interjected Lincoln
"oh yes I do. you like tomboys like me and Rodney ann." Said Lynn
"That was long ago." Said Lincoln
"He is a goth girl fan now." Said Lucy pulling Lincoln into her arms.
"Oh is that True. It is so hot I ran here you know." Said Lynn unbuttoning her top showing her abs and sports bra. Lincoln looks at his sister.
"Lynn you are not going to sway him. But you do have Nice abs like always." Said Lucy poking one of them.
"Ya Lucy is my favorite sister. But your abs training is providing dividends." Said Lincoln also poking her.
She looks at the two lovers.
"why Lincoln. Why not me?" Said Lynn
"You didn't ask me out. Lucy did and we are incredibly serious so sorry." Said Lincoln
"I didn't know you were an option." Said Lynn
"He is but not an easy one. I don't know if you would've been patient enough" Said Lucy
"I did take a lot of convincing. But ones I was Lucy quickly became the best girlfriend I ever had." Said Lincoln
"How long?" Said Lynn
" A year and a half that was just for dates and kissing. That was when I was 11. We didn't get physical until we move to New York City. He was very infuriating such a tease." Said Lucy
"oh yeah you are very patient. But I remember you had boyfriends in high school?" questioned Lynn
"Oh that was just part of working on Lincoln. But Lincoln was my one and only goal. My light in the darkness." Said Lucy
" that sounds like something that my Weaboo ex-boyfriend tried to explain to me. Um Yakisoba no yandere." Said Lynn taking a step back
"oh I know all above yandere. I would be originally I was mugai-gata type. If he was happy I am. But I quickly became suuhai-gata type. He is perfect and so I made a plan. I'm also probably a little kyouki-gata type. But i'll probably just move into the graveyard if Lincoln dies before me." Said Lucy
"She admitted it. I think you are in danger." Said Lynn
"From Lucy, no. She is very obsessive when it comes to me but I am in absolutely no danger. And because of my love I keep her safe and others safe. My little vamp. If I was murdered god help the person that did it. But we are in a very good place in Our relationship. and if it's about her being my favorite. Well she's always been my favorite sister. " Said Lincoln
"So Lynn what do you think about us now?" Said Lucy
"Well I don't know but Lincoln does seem happy. I just don't get why you go along with it Lincoln. " Said Lynn
"I am not entirely pure of course. I like having someone so obsessed with me. I like it's one of my sisters. That I get to keep one with me forever. That no one will ever have her other then me. It makes me feel special. I love her my Lucy." Said Lincoln
"Lynn maybe you should go see a baseball game." Said Lucy running her hand up Lincoln shirt.
"Maybe I will." Said Lynn storming off.
"let's get back to where we left off." Said Lucy
They started making out again.
Something was bothering Lucy. "Would you really have fallen for Lynn?" Said Lucy
"Maybe but I don't think she will do anything that dark. But you did. Oh Lucy you showed me how to love a sister as a lover. It is quite the curse. But that being said I never want it removed." Said Lincoln
"I love you Lincoln in every way" Said Lucy
"I love you Lucy in every way as well." Said Lincoln