What Fairy Girls Want
by Ulquiorra9000
Chapter 3: this is when it gets hot (finally!)
The very second Natsu threw open the unlocked door to Cana's apartment, he grinned and let the hurricane of noise and warm, sexy air throw back his hair. Ah, that was the stuff! It was like a spa for cool college kids like him, and based on Gray's face, Natsu's best buddy felt the exact same way.
"Hey everyone, Natsu and Gray are here! Whooooo!" Cana hollered happily as the boys proudly stepped into the party zone, and nearby partygoers clapped. Darn right; Natsu and Gray were stars! Just like the time Natsu rode a dirt bike off the roof of the general education building on campus and right onto the mattresses Elfman and Laxus had so generously provided. Man, what a great Tuesday night that had been!
"About time, dudes!" Loke commented, looking up from his beer pong game with Erza, who was currently kicking his butt at that game. "Thought you'd never make it."
"Fashionably late. It's our style," Gray declared, and he made a point of ripping open his button-up shirt. Whoa, he didn't even need any booze in him this time to start showing skin! What would Juvia think?
Natsu didn't wonder that for long.
"Darling!" Juvia erupted from the crowd of laughing and dancing students and threw herself onto her man. "The party was getting so dull without you and those perfect abs. Come on, let me have a taste..." She was already running her fingers along Gray's six-pack.
"Dull? Fuck you, bitch!" Cana cried out over the din, a wide smile on her face. She had an open beer bottle in each hand. "We haven't even started King's Cup yet. And I'm not seeing much foot traffic into the designated make-out rooms yet. What a bunch of prudes we are! I didn't know I invited old people tonight!" She threw back her head and roared, "ARE Y'ALL GONNA GET CRAZY OR WHAT?"
"YEAH!" the entire room thundered, and Natsu did his part too, a fist raised over his head.
"Beer me! Somebody!" Natsu cried, and Bisca kindly obliged him with a cold bottle of Ishgar Lite. Natsu eagerly opened it, chugged the whole damn thing, then let out a belch. "I call next on beer pong!"
"Oh no you don't, punk," Jellal said, pointing dramatically at him. "Erza's about to wipe out Loke, and I'm next."
"Next to lose? 'Cause that's what it sounded like!" Natsu teased him.
Jellal winced. "I mean, next to play!"
"Too late!" Gray pointed right back at Jellal. "You said you were gonna lose, so you gotta do it. And besides, you know what happens when you lose to Erza."
"She's gonna punish you, Jellal," Natsu said gleefully. He tossed aside the beer bottle and rubbed his hands together. "I can't wait to see it happen. In fact, I'll help."
"Thanks a lot, guys," Jellal said, pretending to be hurt. He gave his blue hair a seductive toss, the kind that drove Erza wild. "Natsu, you can lose to whoever you want after that."
Though Natsu was desperate to see Jellal get humiliated yet again at a Cana Alberona party, he decided to let it go. "Naw, I'll join the King's Cup game."
"You're in, Natsu!" Cana cried as she happened by while dancing.
"Me too," Gray added, raising his hand.
"And me," Juvia purred, still caressing Gray's six-pack. "Hey, darling Gray, can I get a preview? Please oh please?"
"Of what - oh snap!" Gray jolted when Juvia knelt and started running her tongue along his fine abs, her eyes half-closed with desire, her breath already coming in steaming puffs.
Natsu burst out laughing. "How many drinks has she had?"
"None! That's the funny part," Cana told him. Whoa, no way!
Natsu kept laughing, but he also knew he was a man on a mission here, and he needed to focus on that while he still could. His planned booze intake put him on a tight schedule, so let's get cracking.
Natsu scoped out the place to form a basic game plan, taking note of the colorful lights, the booming music coming from the stereo setup in the corner, the drink station on the kitchen counter, the beer pong game (Loke just lost), and even the video game setup with Super Smosh Bros. ready to play. Good stuff, but where was the really good stuff? Cana was already ready to get freaky with Natsu, but that was just one-third of the picture. Where -
Beep beep beep... booooop! Target acquired!
Lucy Heartfilia was chatting up Levy and Evergreen in a corner, giggling the whole time. So, Natsu left Gray at Juvia's mercy and waltzed his way over, nodding his head to the music's killer beat as he went. He waved, and Levy saw him, waving right back with a smile.
"Why, there you are," Levy said warmly, a red plastic cup in hand. She was already a little pink in the face. "How are you doing, Natsu? Happy to see us?"
"Happy as can be!" Natsu said, saluting. "What's up, everyone?"
"Oh, I'm not bad," Evergreen said, fiddling with the Ishgar Lite bottle in her hands. "I'm still not sure how Cana and Lisanna talked me into this, but here I am." She managed a small smile. "I suppose I just need to cut loose while I still can. This year's classes are tough."
"Oh, loosen up!" Max called out as he boogied with his friends in a half-drunk haze. "Around here, we study to take a break from partying! That's how it goes at MCC!"
"YEAH!" everyone cheered again, throwing up their hands, including a few sets of Devil's horns. Darn right! Natsu threw up some Devil's horns, too, and Levy burst out laughing at the sight of it.
"Anyway." Natsu cleared his throat. "Are you girls having fun tonight? If not, worry not, for I am here!" He puffed out his chest, and even Evergreen managed to chuckle at that.
"This is my first Cana Alberona party," Lucy told Natsu brightly. Like Levy, she had a mixed drink in her red plastic cup. "It's so loud! But that's part of the fun!"
"Exactly! Someone beer me so we can toast to that," Natsu said, extending a hand. Right on cue, someone's arm extended from the crowd to pass him another Ishgar Lite (nice) and he opened it, then raised it to eye level. "To partying dusk till dawn, classes be damned!"
"Uh... yeah! That!" Levy said, making a nervous smile as she made the nonsensical toast, and a giggling Lucy gladly shared Natsu's toast. They all drank, and Natsu immediately decided that he'd have to crank up the booze factor faster than this to make his dreams come true.
"You're lookin' good, by the way," Natsu told Lucy with a quick smile. "New outfit?"
"It is! Thanks for noticing," Lucy said, blushing. "Cana and Bisca helped me pick this out. I was a little worried it wouldn't quite suit me, though."
"Suits you great, babe!" Natsu declared. He couldn't take his eyes off Lucy's ample cleavage straining the fabric of her powder-pink top, nor her short jean shorts and high-heeled sandals. Holy fuck, this girl could look good in anything, but tonight, she was 110% boner material! That, and she was smart as a whip, aced all her tests, and was already friends with half of the college. Was there anything Lucy Heartfilia couldn't do? So Natsu asked.
"Well, there's one thing I realized I can't do," Lucy admitted. She took a sip of her mixed drink. "I can't beat anyone at beer pong for the life of me. I even looked up the rules before I got here, but I got clobbered. Oopsies!" She smiled, giggling again.
Natsu felt his heart skip a beat. Lucy was such a cutie, and she made it seem so easy! "It's okay, Lucy. Maybe you'll win the other games. We could try Super Smosh Bros. or wait for King's Cup to start."
"How do you win that game, anyway?" Evergreen wondered, frowning behind those glasses of hers. "I watched Cana's friends play it at the last party, but..."
"It depends on the house rules," Levy explained like a professor. "In some variations, the game ends when the last card is drawn. In other versions, the game ends when the king's cup itself is consumed. And in more obscure versions -"
"Oh, come on. Don't spoil all the fun, book girl," Natsu said, motioning with a hand. "And Evergreen, go ahead and play with us. You'll know when it's over."
Lucy made a crafty smile. "Let me guess, Natsu: it ends when everyone passes out face-first! Last one standing wins!"
"Wow, I like the way you think, Lucy!" Natsu said, pounding his fists together. "Let's ask Cana to make that the rule for the first game."
Evergreen rolled her eyes. "If everyone passes out, how will we play another round?"
"Simple. Everyone eats a piece of toast. That's how you cure a hangover," Natsu told her.
"That can't possibly be right," Evergreen commented, adjusting her glasses.
Levy giggled. "If I conk out, and you know I'll be the first to go down, just get me in a position so I don't heave. I'm trying to impress Gajeel, and I don't need to make a mess. I mean, not that kind of mess."
"Yeah. Save the wet fun for the make-out rooms," Natsu advised her. He glanced over his shoulder. "Speaking of which, is anyone even using them?"
Lucy nodded. "I saw a pair of freshmen go into my room about twenty minutes ago, and they looked pretty happy when they came back out. That's promising."
Natsu nodded sagely. "Exactly. Hookups per hour is an essential metric for the success of the evening's festivities. Laxus even wrote an equation for it. I oughta ask him to text me about it."
"Sure. But in the meantime, I want you next to me for the game, Natsu," Lucy said. She finished her drink, tossed her empty cup into the kitchen sink, then stepped forward and wrapped her arms around Natsu's left arm. "Will you join me, good sir?"
Natsu broke into his widest smile yet. "Hell yeah, Lucy. I can't wait - oh, my."
He felt himself going lightheaded with giddy pleasure as Lucy started snuggling his arm, sighing with pleasure as she squished her boobs against his well-muscled arm. Natsu swallowed tightly as he looked down at Lucy's slightly sweaty cleavage jostling against him, and he already felt his pants starting to get stiff. Oh snap, was Little Igneel already ready for some fun? Natsu hadn't even had a mixed drink yet! Cana's and Bisca's mixed drinks kicked like a mule, and he would need a few to stay on his A-game. He needed liquid courage!
Natsu also needed more of those boobs. Ah, this was heaven, with Lucy caressing Natsu's arm and licking her lips as she gently rubbed her breasts on him. The friction was scrunching up the fabric a bit, revealing Lucy's white bra and even more skin. Ooooh, very nice! Lucy was already showing 70% of her melons with her skanky top, and she was steadily approaching 80%. Whew, there was no denying Little Igneel's interest now!
But then...
"KING'S CUP, MOTHERFUCKERS! LET'S GOOOOO!"
The whole room erupted into cheers as Cana threw out her arms, a deck of playing cards in her left hand and a huge, empty glass mug in her right.
"Ah, that's the signal," Levy said, finishing her drink. "Evergreen, follow my lead, and you will make it out of this alive. We both will."
Evergreen went pale as Levy dragged her to the game zone. "What have I gotten myself into?"
"Natsu, we'll continue this in my bedroom once we've won King's Cup," Lucy told Natsu, tracing a finger up his well-built chest, her brown eyes glittering. "If you dominate the game, you can dominate me in there. And I get priority for my room since it's mine."
"For real?"
"Cana said that since she and I are using our bedrooms as the designated make-out rooms, we each get one boot-out coupon. Meaning, we can kick out whoever's already in there to get our turn anytime."
Natsu whistled. "It must kick ass to be the hosts."
"Indeed. Have you ever hosted a party at your place, Natsu? I'd love to come..." Lucy licked her lips again..
Natsu felt his heart leap in excitement at the thought of that, but alas... "Naw, Lucy. My apartment's too small. Just ask Elfman. He can barely fit his ass in there."
Lucy laughed. "Okay, point taken. Now let's do this!"
She and Natsu headed for the living room's center, where everyone was clearing up room for the King's Cup game to begin, and that was right when Natsu's favorite childhood friend ever made her presence known.
Lisanna!
"Goodness, I checked the whole apartment twice for you, Natsu," Lisanna said, hands on her hips, her gorgeous blue eyes sparkling like Lucy's. She wore a tight babydoll shirt, a short pleated skirt, and pink sneakers, a simple but super-cute combo. "You're not avoiding me, are you?"
"I'd never!" Natsu assured her, suddenly aware of Lucy hanging onto his arm once again, and he even saw Cana toss him a wink over her shoulder as she helped set up the King's Cup game. Well, shit! All three sexting girls were right here and were all thirsting for the cock... at the exact same time! This wasn't part of Natsu's calculations at all! He had hoped to get together with each of them separately to test the waters, y'know, and see which he'd go steady with.
Now he had three girls and six huge breasts on his hands, and he didn't have room for 'em all. Quick, what would Jellal do in this situation? Or Alzack? They were smart guys. Or Laxus! No, Laxus was Mr. Mature, going steady with Mirajane and always flexing on how much better his relationship was than everyone else's. Up yours, Laxus! Natsu Dragneel could figure this out on his own!
Maybe.
And where were Gray and Juvia? Did they bail on the game to get freaky in a bedroom? Figures.
"I see you've brought the Heartfilia girl with you," Lisanna commented, getting an eyeful of Natsu's companion. "I've... seen her around."
"Oh, you'll see plenty more of me," Lucy told her.
Natsu already felt trouble brewing, so he tried to smooth things over. "Let's all keep it cool. Lucy, why don't you be on my left, and Lisanna, you're on my right."
"I'm right with you. All the way," Lisanna said, then wrapped her arms around Natsu's free arm. She squeezed. "I've been looking forward to this..."
Natsu was tempted to say the same thing. But he was already playing with fire, and not in a good way! He'd have to order some flaming shots to relax his nerves, a party staple of his. It's no party without a proper fire hazard!
Meanwhile, as the handful of players assembled on the floor to sit cross-legged and play King's Cup, Natsu heard a wild cheer from the beer pong table, and made a note to check later what was going on over there. And he saw a brief flash of a shirtless guy and a certain blue-haired weirdo slicing their way through the crowd to one of the designated make-out rooms, probably Cana's. So that answered that question.
Gray had better tell Natsu all the scandalous details later!
But for now...
King's Cup, motherfuckers!
"So, who goes first?" Max asked as everyone settled into their positions.
"Good question," Cana said. "Oh, and everyone has their drinks, right? stronger is better!"
Almost everyone had a mixed drink, but Elfman only had a bottle of beer, so Cana immediately had someone in the crowd of dancers provide him with something much stronger.
"First things first: everyone pour some of your drink into the glass," Cana announced, pointing at the monster glass mug in the circle's center. "This is a rule from Hardcore Kings. That's the Witch's Brew. Get pouring!"
Natsu gladly added his drink, taking note of who looked excited and who looked terrified. That's how he knew who'd wipe out early and who'd be the real competition near the game's end! It was encouraging that Lucy, Lisanna, and Cana all had a certain fire in their eyes, and Natsu and Cana even locked eyes for a couple of seconds. Natsu definitely liked what he saw in Cana's warm, violet eyes.
"Now the cards," Cana said, expertly shuffling them as everyone finished pouring. "I'm gonna scatter 'em around the Witch's Brew, and I'll choose someone at random to draw first. How about..." She lay down the cards face-down in a messy ring around the mighty glass mug, then jabbed a finger at Levy. "You! Draw, bookworm!"
"Oh, you're on," Levy shot back, and she reached for a card.
Cana winced. "Slow down, honey. You're new to this game. Be real careful."
Levy froze. "But aren't they all random? You did shuffle them, right?"
"Try around here. It looks promising," Cana said, gesturing.
A bewildered Levy looked around at the other players for help before drawing a card. She presented it. "King of clubs."
Half the players burst out laughing and clapped, Natsu among them. "You're really kicking it into high gear now, Levy!" Natsu teased her.
Levy looked like a cornered animal. "Why? What's happening?"
"Get more of your drink in the mug," Cana told her. "That's why it's King's Cup!"
"I thought it was the Witch's Brew," Levy said as she poured.
Cana shrugged. "Eh, I'm blending some of the rule sets. Makes it more fun. Now who's next?"
"I'll go," Alzack decided, and he swiped a card. "Eight of hearts."
"Eight is mate!" Cana explained, clapping her hands together. "Choose another player, and anytime one of you drinks, the other drinks the same amount."
Alzack beamed. "That's easy. Bisca, babe, you're it." He toasted with his mixed drink, and a blushing, absolutely adorable Bisca did the same.
"They're so sweet together," Lucy noted happily.
"They've been making googly eyes at each other since our first year at MCC," Lisanna added. "With every party, they get a little closer if they don't get too drunk to remember it."
"Hey, that's not -" Alzack started hotly. Then he relaxed. "That's not inaccurate."
Bisca snorted. "If I never forgot a party, I'd already be married to that lovable lug."
Alzack looked very interested in that little idea! Natsu knew a few people who could nudge Alzack and Bisca toward the altar: Mirajane Strauss, Jack Daniels, and Jim Beam!
"I suppose I'll go," Evergreen said, and she took a card. "It's the jack of spades."
"Oooooh, a jack!" Cana cheered. "There are three different ways to use the jack card. I can't decide which!"
"Do 'em all!" Loke cried, and Cana whooped again.
"Great idea, good sir!" Cana told him with a wide smile. "Okay, Evergreen, prepare for the triple threat!"
Evergreen hung her head. "Oh no..."
"First, the social rule. Everyone drink!" Cana ordered as she held up a finger, and Natsu gladly chugged half his drink. But Cana wasn't having it.
"DRINK!" she roared. "Is this a fancy-pants wine tasting? Empty your cups, everyone, and I'll get another round!"
"I'm not gonna last five minutes," a pink-faced Levy groaned as she finished her drink, holding the cup with both hands. "Hoo boy..."
"Hang in there," Gajeel said kindly. "If you're about to fall, I'll catch you."
"You're so nice," Levy said fondly. And just a bit woozily. Damn, booze traveled quick through her small body! Meanwhile, Natsu heard more whooping and cheering from the beer pong table, along with requests for more snacks. What was going on over there?
Cana got everyone fresh drinks, and then she held up two fingers. "Second jack rule: make a new rule. Evergreen, my queen, lay down the law, and everyone has to follow it, including you. Anyone who breaks it drinks."
Evergreen tossed her hair. "Try this one for size, you maniacs: no laughing. If you laugh, chuckle, guffaw, giggle, chortle, or anything of the sort, drink up! I have spoken."
Alzack burst out laughing. "You gotta be shitting me."
Evergreen pointed. "Drink, Alzack. Was that on purpose?"
Alzack took a drink, and because of that eight, so did Bisca. "Nope," Alzack admitted. "You got me good, Evergreen."
"This is even better than I imagined," Lucy said to an increasingly tipsy Natsu, with a wide grin on her face. "I can't wait to see my card. Maybe I'll make you drink with it." She elbowed him.
"If I get a good card, you're all mine, Natsu," a pink-faced Lisanna told her childhood friend from his other side. And all the while, Cana tossed Natsu another wink.
Natsu swallowed hard. He had the stunning Lucy on his left, the gorgeous Lisanna on his right, and the campus queen bee Cana all making plays for the Natsu goal! Oh snap, what was one bachelor to do?
But until then...
"Third jack rule," Cana said, now holding up three fingers. "We play 'never have I ever.' Everyone know the rules? Good. You go first, Evergreen."
"Ah. Well, um..." Evergreen looked around. "Never have I ever... driven a car."
Cana nearly choked. "What the... first of all, learn to drive already! Second of all, what kinda weak-ass idea is that?"
"What should I have said?" Evergreen retorted.
"Oh, whatever. If you've gotten behind the wheel, drink!" Cana declared, and almost everyone drank. Only Levy and Bisca refrained, so Alzack promised to give his darling girlfriend some private driving lessons sometime.
Next came Gajeel, who announced that never had he ever drank an entire 24-pack of beers in one day, and only Cana drank to that. Well, no shit. That girl was a machine with the liquor!
"Never have I ever gotten an A on a test," Loke said, and about half the circle drank, mostly the nerds. Haha! Oh wait, Lucy drank, too. She wasn't a nerd. She was cool!
"Never have I ever used an expired condom," Max said, and both Gajeel and Natsu drank. Let's just say Natsu had really rolled the dice with his girlfriend in his senior year of high school, all because he had a rule to never throw away the condoms he paid good money for. Never, ever! That's the Dragneel way!
After a few more players, it was Cana's turn and she cried, "Never have I ever set a police car on fire!" and no one drank. Oops, even these buffoons had their limits. Well, there was always next year to raise the bar with flaming vehicles, police cars or not!
Now it was Lisanna's turn, and she rolled her shoulders. "Hmmmmm... never have I ever put out on the first date."
"What the hell! Prude alert!" Cana yelped. "You kiddin' me, girlfriend?"
Lisanna smiled coyly. "I believe in the three-date rule. And when the time comes, I let out a lot of pent-up energy." She playfully ran a hand down Natsu's right arm as she said it, and Natsu felt an electric jolt of pleasure shoot through his nerves.
"That's a fair rule," Natsu commented, half-believing his own words.
"I know." Then Lisanna leaned in closer to Natsu's ear. "And if you recall, we've dated twice before. Too bad it hasn't come to anything... yet." Then she licked his ear.
Natsu felt himself grinning widely. Was he about to land the hat trick with Lisanna Strauss? And it was his turn, by the way.
Natsu cleared his throat. "Never have I ever had a foursome."
Once again, no one drank, and Cana announced that the next time she had so many timid people at her party, she'd kick 'em all out and make room for some real friends.
No offense, of course.
"Me next," Lucy declared. "Never have I ever lied to get someone into bed."
Looking a little awkward, Max, Loke, and Elfman all drank.
"Not you, Cana?" Max asked, eyes wide.
Cana snorted. "Come on, chum. Everyone can see what they're getting when they're with me. This bod does all the honest work for me." She gestured at herself.
"Take it off!" Bisca cried, raising her drink.
"Good idea." Cana tore off her pale blue tube top, revealing her dark purple bra. For good measure, she smiled and gave her ample breasts a good jiggle, and Natsu marveled at how those puppies moved in that bra. Damn, he wanted to motorboat those so bad! But what level of commitment did that call for? Natsu was trying to juggle three babes here. If he went far enough with one, the other two were off-limits! Where did he draw the line for girlfriend audits?
Heck with it. Tomorrow's Natsu would figure that shit out!
Finally, everyone finished the round, so it was Natsu's turn to draw!
"Gimme!" Natsu cried a little woozily, seizing a card. He held it up. "Four of clubs."
"Four is whores! Girls, drink up!" Cana cried, and all the ladies drank away. And with Bisca drinking, Alzack took a drink, too.
"Damn, girl, you get hotter with every sip," Alzack told Bisca in the same woozy tone Natsu had. "How do you do it?"
"Keep chugging, and you'll find out," Bisca teased, giving him a little shove. Alzack almost fell over and laughed, and whoops! Evergreen's jack rule, so Alzack drank, with Bisca following suit.
"You now, Levy," Cana declared.
"Why me? Some players haven't drawn yet," Levy protested.
Cana shook her head. "No arguing, bookworm. I need to see your party animal! I'm tryin' to work it loose."
"Are you secretly cheating to make me draw the craziest cards?"
Cana shrugged. "Maybe. Now draw, you skank!"
"You're the skank." Levy reached for a card, and once again, Cana scowled in disapproval. Levy paused, then reached over and took another card, one that conspicuously stood out. "King of diamonds. Two kings in a row?"
"Pour again!" Cana demanded, pointing at the king's cup/brew. So, Levy poured in her mixed drink, emptying her red plastic cup, so Cana got her a refill.
Next was Lucy's turn, and she landed the six of hearts. She giggled. "Hey, it's like my last name. That's cute."
"You laughed. Drink!" Evergreen ordered her, and Lucy obeyed at once.
"Six is dicks!" Cana explained. "Boys, it's your turn to chug! Go, go! Man up!"
Natsu and the other dudes chugged, and Bisca got roped into it as Alzack drank. Haha, that was awesome. They were drinking double with that eight in effect, and who knew, they'd do something seriously scandalous that would make their parents demand they marry! Unless they blacked out and forgot the whole thing. Oh fuck, that was a serious possibility!
"It's my turn! I believe in the soul of the cards!" Cana hollered, and she made a show of drawing a card, her boobs jiggling the entire time. She almost screamed with laughter. "Eight of spades! Natsu, honey, you're my mate. And I gotta drink 'cause of Evergreen's rule, so you're drinking with me!"
"Right on!" Natsu gladly took a draught with his new mate. "Whew, I'll get plastered somethin' fierce being your mate."
"Hooking up with me is always the right move," Cana told him, licking her lips.
"Whoa, that phrasing," Gajeel noted. He gave Natsu an are-you-going-to-hit-that look, and that was when Cana got up and leaned closer to her new card partner.
"We're mates, Natsu. Come on, kiss me," Cana told him, puckering up, lowering her eyelids.
Half the room erupted into lustful cheering and teasing, including the dancers and even a few people from the beer pong table. "Yeah! Go for it, my man!" Loke whooped. Then he fell over onto his back.
"Whoa, that's not a rule," Lucy said, possessively gripping Natsu's left arm.
"Yeah. Your cards can't do everything," Lisanna added, gripping Natsu's right arm.
"Bullshit. I need some sugar." Cana leaned even closer, and just as her sweet lips touched Natsu's, she went flying.
"That's enough, missy," Evergreen declared as she and Levy heaved Cana away from her paramour, only for Cana to lose her balance and topple all over them in a confused, erotic heap!
"Ah! I'm stuck!" Levy cried, arms extended in front of her. "Someone...!"
"Actually, this isn't so bad," Evergreen noted as Cana lay on her.
"Oh no! My bra almost got unhooked," Cana said casually, picking at the straps. Then she smiled. "Who am I kidding? It comes off! Who wants a show?"
"YEAH!" a lot of guys and a few girls in the room roared. There was scattered applause.
"Don't mind if I do!" Cana got to her feet (Levy scrambled back to her place), and then Cana made a sexy sigh as she undid the last few clasps on her bra's back. She modestly held her left arm across her huge cans, going even pinker in the face. "Oh my gosh, I'm suddenly feeling so shy," Cana teased everyone. "I don't know if I can do it!"
"Do what feels right!" Natsu cried, which in his mind, was the fair and neutral thing to say. Who was he to deny Cana her fun? But if Cana decided against it, that was okay, too. Her boobs, her call.
She made the call.
"YEEEAAAAAHHH!" half the room cheered as a smiling Cana whipped off her bra, spreading her arms wide as the naughty purple bra went flying and vanished into the crowd of partygoers. Cana's divine melons popped right into view, jiggling wonderfully as they went, and they were even more perfect than Natsu had ever imagined!
"Whew, that's better," Cana noted, giving her chest another little wiggle. Then she reached down to her waistline and gripped her tight yellow shorts. "Hey, who wants to see more?"
"Whooooo!" Max and Loke cried. "More, more!"
Cana paused. "Actually... anyone who wants to see the rest of me should join me in one of the make-out rooms," she declared, pointing at the bedrooms in question. "Who will be the lucky guy or gal to share my bedchambers with me? Let's find out in tonight's game of King's Cup!"
All the players cheered, and Natsu knew he saw a certain look in Cana's playful eyes as she and the other girls resumed their seats. Natsu was getting stiff in the pants once again, and this time, he was confident that he'd only lose his boner the fun way. Don't you dare sit back down yet, Little Igneel! You're staying this way until you get a chance to roar!
"So, who goes next?" Gajeel asked, unable to completely take his eyes off Cana's bare breasts.
"Good question!" Cana said. "Hmmmmmm... how about someone new to keep this party going in style?"
Natsu balled his hands into determined fists. Game on, people!