Chapter V: A Verbal Duel

Location: Straw Hat Sailboat, 1.5 Hours from Organ Islands, East Blue

"KYYYAAAAAHHH!"

"YAAAHH!" Zoro yelped in surprise at her shrill scream and the sight of her nudity before lurching backwards, but he lost his footing when his shoe slipped in a pearly puddle of Luffy's cum. He was still holding onto her hand, so when the extremely strong swordsman started to trip, Nami - who weighed about one hundred thirty pounds literally soaking wet and weighed down with the extra waterlogged weight of her soaked shirt - was yanked clear over the railing and slammed head-first into his chest. The Pirate Hunter was already going down and the collision with the nearly naked navigator got him there a lot faster.

The two of them ended up sprawled on the deck with her on top of him.

"Your sword is digging into my thigh…" Nami groaned as her cheek rested against his toned, muscular, bare chest.

"That's not my sword…"

"Oh?" Nami blinked and noticed a faint trace of pink on Zoro's tanned cheeks, which then turned full red when she pushed herself up and looked down past her dangling boobs to investigate. "Ooh…" She spotted the three swords sheathed in Zoro's green sash at his hip like they usually were. Her eyes shifted to the side, and she spotted the large bulge at the front of his pants that had been poking her. "OH!"

They both acted quickly and scrambled backwards to opposite sides of the front deck. Nami hastily pulled her shirt closed while Zoro sat against the railing and folded his legs in an attempt to hide his sizable erection. But they realized they were still in Luffy's 'splash zone' as differently sized and shaped puddles of cum littered the deck around them. They even landed on one of them when they fell.

Nami spotted Luffy's straw hat up on top of the cabin. Apparently, that was just where things landed on this boat when she flung them away. She kept her robe pinned shut as she darted around Zoro to the back deck and used the ladder carved into the cabin to climb onto the roof. She scooped up Luffy's treasured straw hat and was pleased to note that there wasn't a drop of cum on it. The only visible damage was the three slash marks that Buggy cut through the top with his knives. Those could probably be sewn. The two 100 berri coins that she slipped into the ribbon were also still there. She plopped the hat back on her head and saw that the entire cabin roof seemed to be clear of Luffy's far-flung torrent of cum. She decided to make the roof her new roost until Luffy woke up and she made him clean up his mess.

She sat against the mast and pinned her legs together which left her bare feet hanging over the port-side walkway then glanced down to her right at Luffy who was still out cold by the bow. Even from halfway across the boat, she could still make out the wide smile plastered across his face. She couldn't blame him. She'd be sporting a similar one if she came so hard that she sprayed a fountain of cum across the deck and passed out from a pleasure overload. Not bad for a first orgasm. She grimaced when she spotted her folded pants and discarded sash on the ground by Luffy. They hadn't been as fortunate as the straw hat and were thoroughly soaked by the rubber pirate's cum. Luffy's new purple shorts had gotten a full coating as well. Another mess for the captain to clean up.

"Damn… that's probably going to stain…" she groused to herself. She glanced down to her left and saw that Zoro relocated to the back deck where they'd left him earlier to recover from his injuries. He was seated in the corner with the rear railing on one side and the port-side railing on the other. His legs were once again crossed to hide his erection as he stared up at her with clear suspicion.

"So…" Nami tried to break the ice with the fabled 'Pirate Hunter' who had been unconscious for most of her ordeals in Orange Town, "I guess congratulations are in order. Your fourth sword is the biggest one I've felt today."

"And how many is that?" he countered. She flinched. The accusation stung and he wasn't done. "Because the last time I saw you, you were ogling Luffy's stretchy dick after Buggy shot that cannonball at us, and then I woke up to see you stark naked and being chased by an angry mob, and then when I woke up again it's to the sound of Luffy shouting at you not to eat his mushroom. I know I missed a lot… but there's a word for people who move that fast."

There was… slut. The barb stung and, now on the defensive, Nami lashed out in retaliation when she realized when Luffy shouted about her eating his mushroom. "HOLD ON! He shouted like that at the beginning! YOU WERE LISTENING THE WHOLE TIME!? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!?"

She suddenly noticed that the swordsman was wearing the large black vest she stole for him. The vest was open which exposed his toned muscular chest and the spare light green sash she tossed his way was tied tightly over his battle wounds as a makeshift length of bandages. The lighter green was a similar shade to his mossy green hair. His darker green haramaki band covered the bottom of his green 'bandages' while also functioning as a belt to secure his three swords and hold up his black pants. Seeing the swordsman's updated outfit told Nami that he woke and changed while she was putting on quite a show with Luffy. And he hadn't said a word the entire time!

"ENJOY THE SHOW, PERVERT!?"

"I'm not a pervert," he growled, now he was on the defensive. "Two old friends of mine told me about 'the Bro Code'. A man isn't supposed to interrupt if his friend is about to get lucky. But at the same time… you're a pirate thief and he's a naïve pirate who you just met today. You're already wearing the most valuable thing he possesses, so that means you seduced him while I was unconscious. I need to make sure you don't take advantage of him."

Nami flushed as the Pirate Hunter scored another hit against her and managed to maintain his moral high ground. Was this what it was like to duel a famous swordsman?

Thankfully, Nami was used to being mistrusted. That was why Luffy's naïve trust threw her off so much. This was a more familiar position for her to scratch and claw her way out of. There was also the added benefit of the fact that she wasn't trying to steal from them and actually was trying to help.

"Do you know what sex is?" Nami bluntly asked, "Because he didn't! I was teaching him a valuable lesson!"

"Is that what you call it?" Zoro retorted.

"How'd you learn then?" Nami questioned.

"My sensei from my old dojo told me about it," the swordsman answered. "Like most of his lessons, it was based in theory, and he left me to figure out the physical part on my own."

"Well, that big-hearted fool over there is as dumb as a bag of rocks," Nami stated bluntly. "He doesn't GET theory, so I had to take a 'hands-on' approach that no one else was willing to try! And since you were listening the whole time, you know how much he appreciated me going to those lengths to teach him in a way that he understood! I didn't steal his hat! HE PUT IT ON ME!"

"Uh… well… do you do that sort of thing for anyone you meet?" he stammered. She had him on the back foot.

"No," Nami admitted, "But today's been a crazy day. I learned that Devil Fruit are real and witnessed not one, but TWO separate men using their powers. I've also never met honorable pirates like you two before. Luffy helped me out of a few sticky situations today. I figured a free lesson could serve as a reward and a way for him to keep me out of those situations in the future." She grinned as she thought of a way to really throw the swordsman off guard. It wasn't something she'd usually do, but it was one of Bellemere's signature maneuvers and after the day she had… she decided to give it a try. She slid away from the mast and made sure to keep her legs pinned together as she shimmied to the corner of the roof and sat with her crossed legs hanging over the edge as she smirked at Zoro. "Come to think of it… you've helped me out a few times now too. You helped me with the cannon while Luffy was trapped in that cage. You intercepted the acrobat when Luffy and I were distracted. And now you pulled me back onto the boat when I was forced to take an emergency bath following that mega money shot. It looks like three's your lucky number. How about I thank you… with my body? I could polish that stiff sword of yours?"

"WHAT?" he shouted as his face went beet-red. Just like Genzo. "How can you offer that so casually?"

Yup. He was definitely off balance. That was the whole reason she made the offer. When Bellemere used that line, it always threw off Genzo. She didn't expect him to accept it. After all, Genzo never did. But with Zoro on the back foot, his verbal attacks wouldn't be as sharp and cutting. Yes, she was fighting dirty, but she didn't spend her teenage years robbing bigger and stronger pirates by playing things clean. He already thought she was a scheming slut, so it wasn't like she had much reputation to lose.

Nami smirked and gave a casual shrug. "I normally wouldn't but, like I said, it's been a crazy day." She paused for a beat, then continued her underhanded and vulgar assault, "I bet it would help take your mind off your injuries. And having someone else handle your sword always beats doing it yourself."

"I don't need help handling my sword," he assured her.

"Then what are you going to do with it?" Nami inquired as she pointedly leaned forward to peek at the large bulge in the front of his pants. "It's a small boat. Are you really gonna jerk off while I'm here? I mean… I wouldn't mind the show after Luffy and I gave you such a good one."

His cheeks went pink, "I'm not going to jerk off! I'll… think it down."

She scoffed, "Where's the fun in that? What's the matter? Haven't you had a blowjob before? Don't tell me you and Luffy are both clueless virgins."

"I have had one," he insisted. She had him riled up, so he didn't realize what he gave away with the word 'one'.

"When?" she countered with a skeptically raised eyebrow to quickly move him past the accidental admission.

"THREE DAYS AGO!"

OOOH! He did NOT like her calling him a liar. Which was why she did it again and continued to goad him.

"Bullshit!" she retorted. "I was in Shells Town when Luffy was yesterday. I snuck into the base so I could steal a map from Captain Morgan's office while he was busy up on the roof with his statue. The biggest gossip anyone in that town would talk about was how the infamous 'Pirate Hunter' Roronoa Zoro got arrested in a local tavern and had been tied up in the holding yard for the last week."

He glared at her. Yes, this was a man who didn't like having his honor questioned. Her goading pushed that button and, as a result, he defended himself by sharing a private matter that he normally wouldn't. "A grateful mother snuck in one night and gave me one to thank me since I got arrested after saving her daughter. She said she'd come back every week and give me another to help keep me motivated. But I've never had a problem with motivation. It hardly matters anyway, Luffy showed up two days later and got me out of there, so I didn't hold her to it."

Well, that answered her question of whether the swordsman swung for the other team without her having to ask it. The man spent a lot of time with a sword in his mouth, so she wasn't completely sure of the source of his erection. Now she knew it likely came from her, which was a bit of a stroke to her slowly recovering ego.

But then Nami blinked as she caught something that the swordsman missed. "Did you tell her that?"

Zoro blinked back, "No… I figured it went without saying."

"I bet if you brought it up, she would've offered you something else."

"She did. She gave us a ton of free food."

Nami shook her head, "Sex, stupid."

"Not everyone is as perverted as you!" He exclaimed as his blush returned. It was honestly kind of cute seeing such a tough guy so flustered. She could see why Bellemere enjoyed teasing Genzo so much. The swordsman had more worldly experience than Luffy, which wasn't saying much compared to a pirate who only set sail earlier that week, but it was clear that women were one of the notorious swordsman's few weaknesses.

"I saw the signs posted around the holding yard when I was casing the place," Nami replied, "'Anyone who is caught helping the prisoner will be charged with the same crime.' If a woman is willing to risk that by sneaking in and giving you four weekly blowjobs over the month you were supposed to be stuck there… is it really that big of a leap to suggest that she'd be willing to sleep with you after you got free and saved the town? Did you see a husband in the picture anywhere?"

Nami had to fight to keep from laughing as the swordsman's blush got progressively darker as it slowly dawned on him that she was right. Armed with his new perspective, he was likely noticing some of the subtle hints the woman had given him that he missed before.

"I… what… why're you even offering!?" he sputtered defensively. "Aren't you with Luffy now? Another part of 'the Bro Code' is that a man isn't supposed to steal his friend's woman."

"I'm not his woman," she insisted. "I specifically explained to him that what we were doing was only casual sex. He didn't exactly like that, but I think he understood it." She paused for a beat and decided to tease the swordsman again, "Actually, if he woke up and saw me sucking your dick… that'd probably hammer the lesson in. Better he learns that right away before he grows too attached, misreads our relationship, and ends up getting hurt." She grinned at him, "What do you say, wanna be my teaching assistant?" His blush was instantly back at full intensity.

"You… you're completely shameless!" he accused her.

She threw her head back and laughed. She'd been called an evil witch and a fish-loving traitor for years by the people who mattered to her. Insults rolled right off her back.

"Wow, this is the infamous Roronoa Zoro," she taunted as she uncrossed and recrossed her dangling legs. Predictably, he flushed and looked away from the crotch shot. She'd heard of the notorious 'Pirate Hunter' before. There weren't many people in the East Blue who hadn't. In fact, a year ago, she sought out the big-name bounty hunter to see if he could handle the fishman infestation on her island. But when she got to where the swordsman was rumored to have been sighted, he was already gone. She managed to learn where he was supposed to be heading next and tried to catch him, but somehow missed him. Which was weird because she thought she was thorough in her search. The only way she could've missed him was if he'd gone in the complete opposite direction of where he was supposed to be heading.

It was probably for the best. If he couldn't handle a few harmless sexual comments and some teasing from her, then he wouldn't stand a chance against the strongest pirate crew inhabiting the East Blue. "You're strong enough to lift a cage that it took ten of Buggy's goons to carry…" That was fishman-level strength. But only average. Nami knew that Arlong and his three officers were all stronger than 'average' fishmen. "And yet you're scared of a girl like me."

"I'm not scared of you," he retorted hotly, "I'm suspicious."

She had him on the ropes. One last push and she could probably get him to back off. "Well, if you're really so suspicious and you're really trying to look after him, then you'd take me up on my generous offer. Because even a blockhead like Luffy knows that there's strength in numbers. I'd be less likely to pull something if you were in the thick of things along with him. But since you're NOT willing to do that, then why don't you just climb all the way off my back and let me finish my lesson when he wakes up? If you'd like, you can go back to pretending to be asleep."

"FINE!"

Something had changed in his eyes. Nami instantly knew that she pushed him too far. The three-pronged verbal attack calling him a liar, dumber than Luffy, and a coward had been too much of a blow to his manly pride. He rose to his feet. "If you're so set on it, then go ahead!"

He tugged his dark pants down and exposed his fourth sword. As she suspected, it was longer and thicker than all five of the other cocks she dealt with that day. There was a shortly shorn thatch of green hair at the base that resembled a patch of moss, and she also noticed an upward curve at the top of his shaft… like the blade of a katana.

Well… crap. Nami idly wondered if this ever happened to Bellemere.

"Uh… are you sure about this?" She tested him. All her taunting had backfired on her. She didn't really want to blow him. She was using that offer as a weapon against him because it made him uncomfortable and made arguing with him easier. It had been remarkably useful in revealing extra bits of personal information.

His eyes were sharp and dangerous… she knew them well… They were the predatory eyes of a shark. "One of us is a liar… and it's not me." She backed the man into a corner and put him in a position where he thought the only way out was to call her bluff and accept her challenge.

He leaned back and braced himself against the railing… and waited. He called her out and now it was up to her to make the next move.

What were her options? She could try and laugh it off like a joke. But he probably wouldn't buy that. She'd gone to that particular well too often during their verbal sparring match. She couldn't get angry, and act scandalized because she was the one who goaded him into it. She also knew that if she backed down, he'd brand her as a liar and never trust her again. Normally, that wouldn't bother her. There were countless other pirates who she'd tricked and betrayed over the years. But Luffy and Zoro showed that they were different. They broke the mental mold that she usually fit all pirates into. They were two genuinely honorable men in a world full of lying cutthroats.

Her other option was to do it. This time yesterday, she would've laughed at the idea. But after the utter perverted chaos she'd been subjected to in the last few hours… she was actually considering it. After getting face fucked, stripped naked, raped, molested, spanked, ganged up on, and then follow that up with her full-contact sex-ed lesson with Luffy, which concluded with her being doused in buckets worth of cum… What was one more blowjob? She knew from her head-to-head with Zoro that he placed a strong value on honesty. If she went through with it… she'd still be a scheming slut in his eyes… but she'd be an honest scheming slut, which was better than the alternative because she could instinctively tell from her years of reading people that if she backed out now - after being the one to goad him into this… she'd be dead to him.

What really cinched it was the fact that it was her decision. He wasn't forcing her. He was leaning against the side of the boat with his elbows braced on the rail and his big fleshy sword unsheathed while waiting to see what she did. The only thing at stake was his opinion of her. She was used to being hated and untrusted. She could count on one hand the number of people who liked her and still have a few fingers left over. Fishmen didn't count, since she hated them. That fondness was something she fabricated over the years as Arlong's pet human. Adding another name to her ever-growing list of enemies wasn't going to make or break her. But after so many things spiraled out of control today… she had full control over what happened next.

"…okay…" she quietly agreed.

Nami slid forward, dropped from the roof and landed on the back deck in a crouch. She crawled forward and knelt in front of him then reached up and shifted Luffy's straw hat back, so it hid less of her face and allowed her to lock eyes with him to see if he'd back out at the last second. He didn't. And her hand enclosed around the base of the warm, thick shaft. Because of the eye contact, she saw the faint shift in his eyes as she gained a tiny sliver of respect. He called her on her bullshit, asked her to put up or shut up… and she put up. Granted, she hadn't done anything yet, but at least she hadn't backed down. She knew he still thought of her as a scheming slut… but at least she wasn't a liar… right now, anyway. It was a small measure of progress.

The thief ran her hand along the shaft of the large piece of man-meat in her hand. "This really is the biggest one I've seen all day."

"And how many is that?" he asked again, harkening back to the beginning of the conversation.

"Yours would be the sixth," she stated. Of course, the real question, which he hadn't thought to ask was how many of those cocks did she have contact with WILLINGLY. That number was much lower and consisted of the two cocks currently in their shared boat. But she didn't want or need his pity.

"Doesn't it… have less meaning if you do it that much?" he questioned.

She shrugged, "It's just sex. It doesn't have to mean anything unless I want it to." That was how she made it through all the trials she faced today. It happened, but it was over. The important thing was that she survived. And since she survived that meant she could endure. Eventually, she would be able to move on and it would all be faint memories within nearly a decade of struggle when she finally reached her goal and saved her village.

"This is very big, though," she remarked as she shifted the subject back to the size of Zoro's sword. What she didn't tell him was that his cock was fishman-sized. It was BIG for a human, but also a solid size for a fishman. She learned firsthand as a member of Arlong's crew that because fishmen were typically twice the size of an average human and usually stood a good two-to-three feet taller, that meant - proportionally - their average penis size was about two-to-three inches bigger. She'd seen far too many fishdicks in her lifetime. Arlong's crew loved to show off their superiority over humans and in the early years, when Arlong wasn't looking, the drunk fishman pirates liked nothing more than to whip out their multi-colored fishdicks and make preteen Nami blush at the sight of them. As she matured and managed to control her blushing, they upped the ante with lewd comments accompanied by offers to 'split her in two'. But their favorite boast was that she'd never find a human cock that could measure up.

And now she was holding the proof that they were WRONG. Luffy didn't count since he had special powers that meant she could blow his dick up to any size she wanted but Zoro, on the other hand, was naturally BIG. He definitely measured up.

Speaking of measuring, Nami wrapped both her hands around the shaft of Zoro's fourth sword and eyed the crown that was still coming out of the top.

"Over eight inches…" she noted as she traced her finger around the head. "Not quite eight and a quarter… more like eight and one-eighth." She leaned in close and touched the tip of her finger to the tip of Zoro's cock. "If I had to put a set number on it… I'd say… eight-point-one-two."

"No one's that good at measuring," Zoro dismissed her.

Nami looked up and stared him dead in the eye. "I am." Nami took that PERSONALLY. He could call her a slut and a cheat all he wanted, but her measurements were NEVER wrong.

"Alright, prove it," Zoro said. She tensed as he reached down and drew his sword. Nami didn't know much about swords, but she had an eye for valuable things, and she could easily tell from a glance that the white-sheathed katana Zoro just drew was worth a lot more than the other two. She could also tell from the way he carefully rested the handle on one palm and the flat of the blade on the other that this sword meant WAY MORE to Zoro than the other two. This sword… was Zoro's treasure. And, naturally, the swordsman would know the measurements of his favorite sword by heart.

Nami slowly reached out and carefully ran her hand along the handle. It was a little over three-and-a-half hands long. She slid her finger around the end. "The handle is ten-point-six inches."

Zoro blinked in surprise and Nami grinned knowing instantly that she got it right.

Her smile grew as she calmly traced her hand along the blade. Over nine hands. She reached the end and lightly tapped the tip. "The blade is twenty-seven-point-nine inches."

Zoro blinked again and his eyes got a fraction wider. Her smile only grew. Two for two.

"And I'm only just getting started," she boasted, "Adjusting for the curve, which is a little under three-quarters of an inch… that means the full length of your sword from the end of the handle to the tip of the blade is forty-point-six inches." His eyes had now gone wide. "Coincidentally, your fourth sword, which I previously told you was eight-point-one-two inches long… is exactly one-fifth the size of this sword. And it has an upward curve that is also one-fifth of the curve from your sword. I think it's safe to say you're packing a real katana in your pants."

His mouth was hanging open as he looked from his sword to his penis to her. He'd never look at his favorite weapon the same way again. "HOW!?"

"I'm a cartographer," Nami explained with a pleased grin. "I know measurements and scaling like the back of my hand… or should I say the front…" Nami held up her left hand and pointed to it with her right. "You see, the top of this finger here is exactly one inch. The five rings from the top of my fingerprint on this finger are all exactly one-tenth of an inch. And this line going across the top of my palm… that's exactly three inches. I can eyeball things pretty well, but if I want a truly dead accurate measurement, then I need to get my hands on it."

She couldn't even begin to express how relieved she was that she hadn't gotten a burn, a scar, or even a blister on her measuring hand after using her bare hands to extinguish the lit fuse on Buggy's cannon.

"Hmph, I guess there's a reason Luffy wanted you as our navigator," he remarked. Though he tried to downplay it, Nami could tell she impressed him. She knew she'd never be able to hold a candle to someone like him in a real physical fight… but drawing maps, measuring, charting a course, gauging the weather… those things were all her area of expertise, and she was DAMN good at them.

Nami smirked as she cupped her hands in front of her face and spat into them then grabbed hold of Zoro's cock. She held it near the base and started to pump her hand up and down Zoro's impressive length. "Now why don't you put that sword away before you poke someone's eye out?"

"Mmm…" the swordsman grunted as he slid his fancy katana back into its white sheath.

Luffy's Devil Fruit Powers made him invulnerable to rubbing and stretching, but Zoro didn't share that problem and was able to feel pleasure from her stroking him. She brought her other hand in on top of her first and twisted both hands toward each other as she massaged his long, girthy cock.

"How do you like my sword handling technique?" she teased him.

"It's… not bad," he admitted.

"Not bad?" she repeated as she shifted back to one-handed stroking, but added an extra twist to her wrist, which elicited another grunt from the moss-haired swordsman. "Is that your way of saying it feels good?"

"Well, you said this was going to be a blowjob," he pointed out. "But you're still running your smartmouth."

Oooo… was that a restrained way of saying 'Shut up, and get to work?' Still… 'smartmouth' meant he upgraded her to smart scheming slut. That sounded like more progress.

"Alright, fine," she agreed as she brought her lips within an inch of his cockhead. Her eyes flicked up to his. "Last chance to back out…"

He didn't. "Do your worst."

Nami grinned and gave him a wink, "Oh no, for such a famous swordsman with such an impressive sword… I'm going to do my absolute best!" She opened her mouth and took the head in then sealed her lips around the shaft just below it and swirled her tongue around the round crown in her mouth to get a taste for it. She blinked in surprise as she registered a familiar flavor and grinned as she plunged and took more of the big cock into her mouth.

"Uuuggghhh…" Zoro groaned as she slurped on his pole. She made it about halfway down and flicked her tongue against the shaft. Yup… the taste was unmistakable.

Nami pulled her mouth off with a wet pop and was left with a strand of saliva going from the cockhead to her lips. "Seriously!? HOW MUCH DO YOU DRINK!?"

"Huh?" Zoro grunted in confusion.

"Your dick tastes like BOOZE!"

He blinked in shock, "It does!?"

"I have a working theory that it might have something to do with your diet," Nami informed him. She motioned behind her towards Luffy. "Ever hear the phrase 'you are what you eat'? I think the rubber man over there eats an excessive amount of meat. Because when I had his drumstick in my mouth earlier, it tasted like I was slobbering all over a slab of beef!"

"He did manage to out-eat me back at Shells Town," Zoro admitted, "The only thing I had to eat for nine days was a crushed riceball that was mostly dirt. But he still finished more plates than me. Most of it was meat."

"Meanwhile, yours has the familiar tang of something that's been fermenting for a while," Nami explained before she took him back in and swirled her tongue around for a better taste. It wasn't fruity like wine. Or sugary like rum, grog, or mead. She bobbed her head on it and contemplated the taste. Something grainy like beer… or maybe sake. She was more familiar with beer since that's what Arlong and his crew drank almost exclusively. She pulled off with another wet pop. "I'd guess that your drink of choice is sake." His eyes shot wide open which told her she was right on the money with that one. "That says something about how much you drink. I'd cut back if you ever plan to have kids because with so much booze in your bloodstream… it wouldn't surprise me if your poor drunken semen all got lost on the way to their destination."

He silently stared down at her and blinked another few times as he processed all that new information. "I didn't know it tasted weird… if you want to stop…" Was he giving her an out? No… it was almost as if he was self-conscious about his unique flavor…

"I didn't say it was a BAD taste," she interrupted him. "In fact…" She flashed him a smile then made a show of licking the head of his cock. "I kind of like it. I think I prefer the taste of your sake-flavored cock over Luffy's meaty one."

"So… you drink a lot too then?" he questioned.

She grew up among a crew of large fishmen who drank beer like it was water. OF COURSE she drank a lot. Outdrinking dumb pirates was one of her main strategies for robbing them. She grinned at him, "I could probably drink you under the table."

His eyes narrowed at the challenge, "There goes that smartmouth of yours. In case you forgot, you still haven't finished the last thing you claimed you could do. You talk a big game, but I think you have trouble putting your money where your mouth is."

"Oh, that is it!" Nami growled. "How far down did the blowjob fairy get when she visited you in the holding yard?"

"Uh… about halfway," Zoro answered as he glanced down and eyed his large cock.

"I can beat that," Nami resolved. "Especially now that I'm prepared for the taste!" She opened her mouth wide and plunged down. The head hit the back of her throat at the five-inch mark. She took a deep breath through her nose, then fought down her gag reflex as she pushed down even further and managed another inch. She had three-quarters of Zoro's impressive length stuffed in her mouth. That was WAY BETTER than a measly half.

"URK!" The swordsman let out a shocked grunt at the sensation before Nami pulled back, and took a couple seconds to catch her breath, then she started to bob up and down on a more comfortable four-to-five-inch portion. She made sure to get her tongue involved and hummed happily as she slurped on Zoro's boozy cock. "Uuuhhh…"

There was enough of Zoro's long shaft leftover for Nami to keep her hand wrapped around the base and, once she got her rhythm down, she started to pump her hand up and down in sync with her lips as she sucked and stroked him at the same time.

She popped off a bit to ask, "You okay if I play with your jewels too?"

"Yeah…" he grunted in the affirmative. "Just don't suck on them… that seemed weird."

Nami grinned as she brought her other hand in and fondled his jewels while she quickly regained her rhythm of sucking and stroking.

"Uuuggghhh…" the Pirate Hunter closed his eyes and let out a drawn-out groan as he enjoyed her ministrations. Nami silently reveled in the fact that she had such a powerful man under her power. This was the most infamous swordsman in the East Blue, he was stronger than ten of Buggy's crew put together, and she had him reeling. Nami's stomach flipped, and she felt a heat growing between her legs. The three-pronged assault was super-effective and she could tell that she was bringing him rapidly to the brink.

"NAMI! YOU'RE SUCKING ZORO TOO!?"

They both froze. Luffy was awake.

To Be Continued…

And now we've established Nami's dynamic with Zoro, who has a large sake-flavored sword in his pants.

The secret to Nami's measuring ability has also been revealed. She previously measured her hand and found parts that were an exact even length before using those parts as a visual comparison.

I think it's cute when Zoro gets protective of Luffy. Luffy can FIGHT his own battles. But Zoro knows full well that his new captain is better able to handle himself in a physical battle over a battle of wits like the one HE engaged in with Nami. And while in this instance Nami WAS genuinely trying to help and educate the oblivious Luffy with her sex lesson… it comes across as all kinds of suspicious to an outside party. And let's be fair, Nami is very shady, so Zoro is justified in not trusting her.

There's also the Bro Code to consider - a code of chivalry and comradery between men and their encounters with women. So far Zoro has revealed two of the rules: 1 - you don't cockblock your friend and 2 - you don't steal your friend's girl. I'll give you two guesses which 'Bros' taught Zoro the Bro Code. And then I'll confirm it further down the line when the Straw Hats meet the two bounty hunters.

Women are one of Zoro's few established weaknesses. As seen with how flustered he gets dealing with Kuina, Tashigi, Perona, Monet, Nami, Robin, and even Vivi when she did her perfume dance back in Whiskey Peak. Nami is underhanded enough to exploit this weakness… unfortunately - or fortunately depending on your perspective - she pushed the button one too many times and Zoro decided it was time to call her on her crap. Nami decided she was better off sucking cock than eating crow.