Chapter 6: Dinner Crasher
During dinner Blitzo, Stolas, Bella and Skurd were sitting at the royal table as Frizzaroli showed off some tricks dressed in a kimono "This trick I've learned in many sushi bars" he said as he picked up a carrot and chopped it rapidly into many peaches "Hi-Yah!" He said amusing Bella and Skurd at the rapid cut of the imp genie as everyone clapped at his antics until the poor imp sliced his hand off "Whoops always have to be careful with speed cuts" he said as his mechanical hand stood on its own and poofed up a cane as it did a jig for Bella as she laughed "How adorable Frizzaroli" she said as Oliver smiled big "That's my papa he is amazing" he said as Asmodus patted his head "Thanks for the compliments Oli now stay right there so I can put myself together again" he said grabbing his hand and putting it back on his stretchy hand.
"Anyway back down to buisness, Blitzo you have proved to be quite the bravest fighter and the most cleverest imp I have seen in all my years as leader of pride as well I have never seen someone with such great Charisma in a good way, so that is why…Blitzo I am appointing you as my royal vizer" said Bella as Blitzo has a shocked face "Me…really?" He asked honored and blushing embraced "Isnt it wonderful Blitzy?" Asked Stolas as Asmodus poofed beside Blitzo. What a glorious moment" he said as in a poof the area looked like the Emmys with Blitzo as a human dressed in a fine suit (AN: think his voice actor with white birthmark splotches) with the audience also human as Asmodus was also human giving Blitzo a golden globe shaking his hand "this is a glorious moment, a imp off the streets through hard work and dillagance became the royal vizer I would like to reward you for this great honor" he said shaking his hand. As comically Frizzaroli poofed up and started selling Blitzo merchandised from blushes, shirts, charms and more "Come one come all we got your blitzo supplies here" said Frizzaroli before poofing into medieval attire blowing on a horn "All hail Blitzo the royal vizer!" He announced as everything returned to norma; as the imp looked at Bella "Whats a Royal vizer?" Asked Frizz
"It means she will give advice and help the queen and later Prince stolas when he is ready to take over" said Asmodus recalling such things when he was still part of the goitia. "Oh well good for Blitzo I mean he is bound to be better then that nasty Valatino character" said Frizzaroli as Bella and Skurd nodded "Quite so" said Skrud "And that Sir Pentious person *Bltizo and the others looked at him* dont get me started on him! Trouble with a capital T and multiple times on trouble!" Said Asmodus "Uh Ozz" started Blitzo but the rooster was going strong "Yell it strong Ozz *Turns into sir pentious but with his jester outfit colors getting close to Bella* want a snake treat! Want a snake treat *Returns to normal* remember that?" He asked "Oooh I can taste the treachery those traitors committed" as Bella crossed her arms as Blitzo had a derp face 'fox revenge grudge' he thought hearing the rumors but it looks like its true as Frizzaroli wrapped a arm around Blitzo "Well at least you dont see him hanging around with slithery snakes right?" Said Frizzaroli nogging Blitzo as he chuckled weakly "Yeahhh about that, funny you should mention Sir pentious" said Blitzo nervously
Meanwhile in the courtyard Moxxie and Naruto were taking turns watching Sir Pentious but were board as sin "Uggg you are a annoying snake that I couldn't hang out with Millie you jerk" said Moxxie as Naruto took a turn as the snake tried to get the fox out of the cage after failing with Moxxie "Oh Foxxy, come on foxy I have some scrumptious grapes! Snaky will give Naru some delicious grapes if Naru opens the cage" said Sir Pentious, however that just annoyed Naruto "Oi that is just demeaning, I maybe slow on certain things but I am not gonna fall for that trick you sneaky snake, if it didnt work on Moxxie then it wont go and work on me" said Naruto as that just made Pentious and his eggies desperate "COME ON! I got a wife and a few snake eggs at home" he lied as Moxxie saw Fuefue and got a mischievous idea and whispered it at Naruto who also smirked "Imagine them hatching and growing up never knowing where their daddy is" said Pentious as his eggies chimed agreeing "COME ON NOW OPEN THE CAGE! OPEN IT! OPEN IT!" Winned Pentious "Ok you asked for it" said Moxxie unlocking the cage and opening it "There" said Moxxie as Pentious smiled "Was that to hard" he asked as he and his Egg bois were ready to walk out…but screamed seeing FueFue growling at them "CLOSE THE CAGE!" Yelled Pentious as he shut the door but Naruto and Moxxie opened it as they smirked as they got into a tug of war game as the poor snake yelled "CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT!" He yelled "Nope you want this we gave it to you" said Naruto but noticed Fuefue coming closer and allowed Pentious to win "Okay" they said stepping back as the Skelruge tackled the cage knocking it down as it broke as Pentious and his eggies squeezed out only to see Fuefue growling at him as he screamed and slithered into the palace with Fuefue hot on his tail "HELP! BLITZO SHES TRYING TO KILL ME! I SAVED YOU"RE LIFE ITS PAYBACK TIME!" He yelled as Moxxie and Naruto yanked on her tail to try to stop her but Fuefue charged forward and caught Pentious in her jaws. (AN: she is bigger then a normal Skulrige so that was how she can swallow Pentious) but in doing so she slid on her belly and into the dinner table…luckily no one was hurt as Asmodus and Frizzaroli poofed away to avoid being tackled by the larger fire crock.
"Fuefue, you know better then to tear around the palace like that!" Scolded Stolas as Pentious tried to prey himself out of Fuefues most "Help!" He squeaked but Blitzo cringed and closed Fuefues mouth 'hay' muffled Pentious "So Blitzo why did you bring up that deceitful snake?" Asked Bella curious "Well Bella, there is something I have to tell you about Sir penthouse" stared Blitzo failing to notice Pentious arm coming out of Fuefues mouth grabbing a pepper shaker and dump pepper into her nose as she sniffed and then sneezed Pentious out as he crashed into a bowl "Oww my head" he complained only for he and his eggies to see he was seen by Bella and the others "Oh" he said his hood down "Pentious! Guards guards!" Commended Bella as Adam and Lute came in "Get that snake!" Said Bella "With pleasure lady" said Adam with glee "Wait stop!" Yelled Blitzo holding back Adam "Let me go you welp" yelled Adam annoyed "Just listen please" said Blitzo as the first man looked between the snake and the fox queen "Uh your highness?" He asked confused "Well I trust he has a explanation for this?" Asked Bella crossing her arms her tail twitching "He better" said Stolas crossing his arms tapping his foot agreeing with his adopted mom.
"Bella, you have to understand Pentious claimed that he was" started Blitzo "Memorized by Valatino" said Pentious "Ok yes he was mesmerized by the spell that Valatino used to hypnotized you and Skurd and well he was the only one who…well" Blitzo said not sure how to explain what he did but regrouped "Look all I know is that Pentious isnt bad" he said but Bella and Stolas didnt believe him as that statement sounded dumb "Well that was a bust" said Loona "Should had stuck with the amulet theory" said Pentious muttering to himself. "Not at all bad? He is the partner of my treacherous ex advisor! Blitzo you know that!" Said Bella "Agreed babe (Bella: watch it on the babe) we cant allow this treacherous snake run free" said Adam "Then I'll watch him I mean with your permission Queen Bella" said Blitzo with a responsible tone as Bella and Skrud studied him and sighed "Blitz I am not really sure about this…but *To Pentious* Sir Pentious you have one chance to prove you had grown and change *Looks at Blitzo firmly* and Blitzo you are in charge from this day forward you must watch his everymove" she said as she and Skurd left
"That was scary" said Blitzo knowing foxes like her…can do worst as Adam glared "And if he makes one slip up, you shall be the one plucked imp" said Adam as he walked away with Lute following as Blitzo sighed in relief not noticing Stolas leaning against a pillar with a stern look on his face as he looked at the owl "Wow Stolas I thought I was sucked" said Blitzo trying to lighten the mood but Stolas still frowned "You were hiding Pentious were you?" He asked angrily "Stolas look I'm sorry I know I should had told you but I didnt know what to say to you and…" started Blitzo but he didnt know what else to say "We agreed Blitzo, more lies and secrets? *walks off but looks at Blitzo sad* I thought you had changed Blitzo!" He siad sad as Blitzo ran after him "Wait Stolas! You dont understand! Back in the marketplace Sir penthouse…" he stared but Stolas had already gone as Blitzo sighed and sank down in a chair "Some royal vizer I'm going to make everybody is mad at me" he said as Asmodus after a talk with the group came over with a tray filled with tea "Hay come on now Stolas is just a bit steam *Pours a cup of tea* he'll cool down" he said offering some to Blitzo who just gave a look "This isnt cheering you up isnt it?" He asked as he offered a cup to Sasuke and Moxxie but they shook there heads no "I just dont get it guys sometimes when I do something right…it just blows up in my face" he said as he walked off leaving his freinds to wonder. "Well sometimes that is the problem with doing the right thing…sometimes you do it for yourself" said Frizzaroli to the others
Meanwhile by the window Pentious and his egg bois were thinking over what had happened "He saved my life, nobody has ever looked out for us before *Sad sighs* maybe Zetsiel but that jerk…*shakes his head* and now its like I owe him" he said thinking for a moment…but waves a hand "Nah" he said not believing he owed the imp anything. "Just let your conscience be your guide" said Asmodus acting like Jimmy Cricket as he landed on the window ledge near the snake as he gave a look "Conscience? What conscience? Never had one, never will" he said slithering away grumbling as his Egg bois asked if he was ok "I am fine eggies" he said to his familiars until Frizzaroli appeared in front of him as a jack in the box laughing like a maniac completely terrifying him with a gahhh! "GAHHH! *Falls over* what are you trying to do you deranged imp! Give me a heart attack?" He demanded as Asmodus poofed looking like a doctor and Frizzaroli…like Frankenstine (AN: there halloween costumes) as held a X-ray over Pentious "Aha so you do have a heart *Holds a X-ray in front of Pentious body revealing a small heart where it ought to be* a itty-bitty one but its there" said Ozzie as the snake glared but Frizzaroli picked the snake up and in a poof there were in another part of the courtyard.
"WILL YOU CUT IT OUT WITH ALL THAT HOCUS-POCUS ALREADY?" Said Pentious annoyed as Ozzie turned Pentious head showing Blitzo curled over a pond hugging his legs as Loona and Octavia tried to talk to him. "Oh look at the dar, will it kill you to do something nice for him?" Asked Ozzie as the snake crossed his arms "Here is one for the record, I dont do nice!" He said "Come on now it will be fun" said Frizzaroli "And me and my eggies dont do fun!" He said annoyed "Come on we gott a get Blitz and the prince back together" said Frizzaroli poofing into many versions of himself and into one as the snake glared "And I dont do romance" he said "its not in my character" he said "come on now Snaky boy, me and my hubby forgot to mention something and this I think you may like, its gonna be tricky" he said as Pentious smirked hearing that "Tricky…tricky I like" he said rubbing his hands "And tricky I can do" he said snickering.
Authors note: well that was a mess poor Blitzo before he got the chance to explain.
Next chapter using a bit of reverse psychology Pentious helps the two get back together again