Disclaimer: The events of this fanfic take place around August 2023 to Feburary 2024, just like the original version. Anyways, here's the 1st episode. Oh, and some episodes will have extra lines while others like this one will be left alone. Anyways, enjoy.
Episode 1: Drifting in Space
(Play Hooked on a Feeling by Blue Swede for the first few sections and skip to 0:34.)
The four domes are all together drifting in space as the groups from South Park, Birchwood, Royal Woods and San Francisco are all now stuck in space.
Randy: Oh that's it? We're all in space now?!
Toolshed: Looks like it.
The Archer: I cannot believe this happened! I'm never gonna see Allie again!
The Coon: God fucking damn it! That ginger faced asshole screwed us up again!
Human Kite: Way to go Cartman! Thanks to your stupid chili con carnival, we are now stuck in space with no chance of ever returning to South Park! First the war and now this shit! You fucked us over again!
The Coon: Hey! I'm not the one who blew all of us up here!
Human Kite: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TURNED HIS PARENTS INTO CHILI AND FED THEM TO HIM!!!
The Coon: Honestly, I don't regret what I did after he didn't learn his lesson from that war.
Call Girl: If we ever return to Earth, I am so kicking your ass for your chili con carnival getting us stuck in another situation caused by Tenorman!
Randy: My weed business is gonna suffer because of this!
Towelie: I know. Hundred of miles away from the nearest weed station on Earth!
Sharon: CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID WEED RANDY?! WE ARE STUCK IN SPACE AND ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOUR STUPUD WEED?!
General Disarray starts crying.
Call Girl: Oh god. I'm gonna have to listen to this little shrimp cry.
Shelly: I know. So annoying!
The Archer: Dougie, it's okay. We're gonna see our friends again.
General Disarray: We have a zero percent chance on returning to earth and I'm never gonna see our friends and families again!
He continues crying.
With the Peanuts Gang...
Charlie Brown: I cannot believe we're in space now!
Linus: I know! How did this even happen?!
Violet: That fucking ginger teenager from that war did this to us! Just as our lives were about to be back to normal after his rampage, this happens!
Sally: Aw!
Patty: So this is our lives now?! All of us are gonna be stuck in space for the rest of our lives?! With no hope of returning to Earth?!
Schroeder: Looks like it. This means we won't see Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Franklin and all of our other friends again.
Snoopy: AAUGH!!!
Charlie Brown: Good grief.
Lucy (Peanuts): I thought you took out Tenorman!
Charlie Brown: I did! I thought we wouldn't have to deal with him anymore!
Violet: Well, you thought wrong!
Schroeder: Hey! Lay off! We didn't know he was gonna come back and do this to us!
Lucy (Peanuts): Well, guess what?! He did come back and now we're stuck up here!
Sally: Well, you shouldn't be talking because you teamed up with Tenorman to help kill us all!
Lucy (Peanuts): I only did that because you kicked me out of the resistance!
With the Loud Family...
Lincoln: I cannot believe we're in space now.
Luna: This can't be happening! I have a concert to get to!
Lola: My beauty pageants!
Lynn: My upcoming games!
Lynn Sr: And how's my restaurant gonna survive without me?!
Clyde (Loud House): How am I supposed to survive this long without my dads or Dr. Lopez?!
Lola: Lisa, you're smart! What's the chance of us getting back to Earth?!
Lisa: Our chances of returning to Earth are a 0.5%, so we have a 99.5% chance of never returning to Royal Woods again.
Darcy: But what about Rafo?
Lisa: (Gives Rafo to Darcy) Here you go Darcy. I knew this was gonna happen and you would somehow sneak in here, so I grabbed Rafo and kept him safe.
Darcy: Thanks Lisa!
With the honeybee scouts and Bessie's family...
All of them are in huge panic.
Portia: WE'RE STUCK IN SPACE!!!
Gwen: WE'RE ALL GONNA STUCK HERE FOREVER!
Bessie: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
Penny: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
Hilary: Everyone calm down!
Portia: Calm down?! We are drifting in space with no hope of returning to San Francisco and YOU'RE TELLING US TO FUCKING CALM DOWN?!
Mary Frances: She's right! I know we are stuck in this current situation, but panicking won't help!
Millie (Mighty B): But what should we do?
Hilary: We should stay calm and hopefully, somebody will rescue us.
Portia: We are literally in space! How is somebody gonna come up here and save us?!
Mary Frances: Look, Portia. All we have to do is remain calm. Someone will probably see us and take us back to Earth.
Song ends.
Back with the Loud Family, Clyde and Darcy...
They all dress up as superheroes.
Ace Savvy: Okay. Now that we're dressed up, we can find a way to head back to Earth.
One-Eyed Jack: Well, do we have our phones?
Card Counter: Yes, but there's no signal in space.
Eleven of Hearts: But where is the High Card?
Night Club: She's back on Earth, Leni.
Eleven of Hearts: Oh yeah.
Queen of Diamonds: Guys, look! I see a satellite!
They all saw it.
Strong Suit: Maybe we can try to get a signal.
Lynn Sr: Okay Kids. Split up and try to find a signal.
Full House Gang: On it!
They all start to split up.
Back in the South Park dome...
The Coon: So what should we do since we're up here?
Call Girl: I see a satellite. Let me try to get a signal on one of my phones.
Human Kite: Okay.
She starts searching around for a signal on one of her phones.
Toolshed: Okay Wendy.
Call Girl: Who is this Wendy? I'm Call Girl.
The Coon: We all know who you are, you dumb bitch.
Toolshed: Don't call my girlfriend a bitch!
The Coon: Okay, Son of a Weed Addict.
Toolshed: Hey!
Mysterion: I mean he does have a point.
Human Kite: Yeah.
Shelly: Are you turds done arguing?! We are all drifting in space waiting for a way back to our home planet and you're still fighting?!
Ike: They are assholes.
Human Kite: Ike!
Mysterion: I miss my family already.
The Coon: Well, look on the bright side. At least you don't have to live in a poor house anymore.
Mysterion: What is your goal here, to get everybody to hate you?! Because it's working!
Human Kite: Wait. Where are Butters, Pip, Dougie and Damien?
The Coon: Oh no. Are they trying to find a way back to Earth and leave us stranded up here?!
Mysterion: I hope not! Let's try to find them!
They all start searching for them.
With the supervillains...
They entered the dome's lab.
Professor Chaos: Whoa. I didn't know our neighborhood had a lab underneath of it.
The Archer: So, what should we do here?
Professor Chaos: I have an idea! We are gonna search for a way out of here and leave Freedom Pals behind, and then we are gonna build a space fortress of doom and use it to take over the universe!
He cackles evilly.
Mysterion: Up to your old tricks again, Chaos?!
Professor Chaos: Uh oh.
With the Peanuts Gang...
Violet: I found a signal on my phone!
Patty: Quick! Call someone!
She starts to call somebody, but she immediately lost the signal.
Lucy (Peanuts): What's wrong?
Violet: I just lost the signal.
The Peanuts Gang groaned in frustration.
Charlie Brown: You lost the signal?!
Schroeder: How the fuck are we gonna get home now?!
Violet: Hey! I don't see you blockheads doing anything!
Pig-Pen: We're trying to get signals on our phones as well!
Frieda: Yeah! Come on, Violet!
Sally: And you call my brother a screw up.
Violet: Hey! My mistakes weren't as bad as his!
Sally: Yeah, but you just lost us a signal and a way back to Earth!
Snoopy starts muttering angrily at Violet.
Violet: Hey Blockhead! Control your stupid beagle!
Charlie Brown: Honestly, Snoopy has the right to be mad at you.
Violet punches Charlie Brown and starts beating him up.
Violet: THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT WE ARE STUCK UP HERE!!!
The Peanuts Gang try to pull Violet off Charlie Brown.
Lucy (Peanuts): Look! We all fucked up and look what happened! We are all stuck up here!
Violet: Shut the fuck up Lucy! You're no better! You teamed up with Tenorman and tried to kill us all!
Lucy (Peanuts): Hey! I betrayed him and helped save the world!
Linus: Guys, fighting isn't gonna solve anything! We need to work together and figure out a plan to get back to Earth!
5: Linus is right. Our friends are probably worried sick about us.
Sally: Okay. Let's all try to find a signal again.
In the Mighty B dome...
Bessie and Penny are trying to find a signal.
Portia: Did you find a signal?
Bessie: Got it!
Gwen: Great! Now call someone!
Bessie: Okay! (She is about to call someone, but her phones runs out of battery and dies.) Guys, bad news. My phone just died.
Portia: What?!
Gwen: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
Bessie: Come on. At least I put an effort in trying to...
Gwen shoves her.
Gwen: All of us up here are possibly gonna die because of you!
Bessie: I didn't know...
Gwen: Oh you didn't know?! When are you gonna stop using the excuse of being some stupid retarded clown for contributing nothing and the rest of us having to (Pushes her again) CARRY YOUR SLACK?!!!
Ben: Don't push my sister! You don't have the right to push her!
Gwen: And you! You're no better. The only thing we can count on you for is when someone shows weakness, you'll be right there to support it!
Ben: Fine! I don't care! I know you need to find fault in everyone else to make yourself feel yourself okay, so find it in me!
Gwen: Oh, go to hell, Ben!
Ben: Well, you don't have the right to push my sister! It's not her fault she's stupid!
Bessie was shocked on what Ben said.
Gwen: She's a liability.
Ben: She makes us laugh and she loves us. How is that a liability? All you care about is intelligence and competence.
Bessie: Uh... I'm not sure if I appreciate the defense, Ben.
Ben: She has sadness, but she's the only one of you who doesn't hate herself. So I don't care if she's stupid.
Bessie: You think I'm stupid?
Ben: Yes. But don't worry. You're my big sister and I will always love you.
Bessie smiles and hugs Ben.
Bessie: Thanks for standing up for me.
Ben: No problem. Now let's put the arguments aside and try to find a way back to Earth.
Happy returns with an angry look on his face.
Millie (Mighty B): You didn't get a signal?
Happy nods no.
Portia: Great. Now what?
Gwen: Let's keep trying.
They all start to search for the signals.
Back in the Loud House dome...
Eleven of Hearts: Guys, I found a signal!
Royal Flush: Quick! Call someone!
She starts to call someone.
Rita: Yes! We're finally going back to Earth!
They were all excited until the signal was gone.
Ace Savvy: What happened?!
Eleven of Hearts: The signal is gone.
They all groan in frustration.
Queen of Diamonds: (Crying) We're all gonna die! Drifting in space, no way of communicating with Earth... THANKS FOR GETTING US STUCK IN SPACE, LANA!!!
Royal Flush: You pushed that button too!
Queen of Diamonds: Your hand was on top of mine!
Royal Flush: I was just going with the flow!
Queen of Diamonds: Going with the flow?! I'll show you going with the flow!
She shoves her twin sister. And after Royal Flush takes a deep breath, she punches Queen of Diamonds and the twins starts fighting while the rest try to pull them off each other.
Rita: Kids, stop it! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything! We need to find a way to communicate with Earth so we can all go home!
Card Counter: Mother is right. We need to work together in order to get out of this mess.
Royal Flush: Fine... So what's the plan?
In the South Park dome...
Professor Chaos and Mysterion were fighting before Chaos sends Mysterion out the dome and into space.
Professor Chaos: Uh oh... (He and the rest rejoined the group.) Fellas! I have some bad news. Mysterion is drifting in space!
Toolshed: What?! How did that happen?!
General Disarray: We tried to escape and leave you behind.
Prince of Darkness: Dude, shut the fuck up!
The Archer: Really, Dougie?!
Human Kite: Wait, so you tried to ditch us and go back to Earth while the rest of us suffer up here?!
The Coon: Wow! That's low, even for you, Chaos!
The Archer: Oh piss off! At least we didn't cause a war to happen!
The Coon: Ay! You destroyed our houses and took over our town!
General Disarray: Hey! We're not the ones who started a war!
The Coon: You were the ones who tried to kill Tenorman only so you could take over the world! Although, I might leave this dome and have the rest of you bitches suffer up here.
Human Kite: So you're just gonna abandon us?!
The Coon: Yeah. I hate you guys.
Human Kite: Fuck you Coon! This proves you don't care about anyone but yourself, fatass!
The Coon: Don't call me fat, buttfucker!
The Coon punches Human Kite and they start fighting. Sheila and Sharon start to break up the fight.
Sheila: Fighting isn't gonna solve anything, so stop it!
The Coon: Whatever you say, big fat bitch.
Human Kite: DON'T CALL MY MOM A BITCH, CARTMAN!!!
Liane: ENOUGH!!! We are all suffering in space and all you're doing is fighting! We need to get Kenny back on here so we can find a way back to Earth!
The Coon: Okay. Fine.
Back at the lab...
They all entered and tried to find a spacecraft to enter.
Human Kite: Okay. Now where the hell is it?
Call Girl: I found it.
The Coon: About damn time.
Stephen: So who's gonna fly it?
The Coon: Butters and his group of dickheads.
Professor Chaos: What?
They all got put in the spacecraft by The Coon.
The Coon: Go get Mysterion back, and no funny business!
Linda S: Be careful, Butters.
Professor Chaos: Okay Mom.
They start flying out into Space to get Mysterion back.
With Mysterion...
Mysterion: (Wearing a oxygen space helmet) Chaos is gonna pay for this!
The spacecraft approached him.
The Archer: Hang on, Mysterion! We'll get you back in here!
Mysterion: Hurry up and do it! I don't have all day!
Professor Chaos: Which button should we press to get him in here?
General Disarray: There's a claw button. Press that.
The Archer: Very well then.
They press it and just as they were about to get Mysterion...
(Play Space Oddity by David Bowie for the rest of this episode.)
A beam grabs Mysterion.
Mysterion: What the hell?!
The beam came from another dome and it takes him in.
Prince of Darkness: Holy shit...
Professor Chaos: Let's rejoin the others.
The Archer: Good idea.
They managed to head back to the South Park dome.
Mysterion wakes up and notices that he is in a living room in someone's house.
Mysterion: Where am I? (He then sees Tom and Jerry) Tom and Jerry? My sister Karen is a fan of your show.
Spike: Hey Cat. Is this kid alright? (Tom nods yes.) Why is he wearing underpants outside of his pants? (Tom does an expression that says I don't know.) Well, he must've came from somewhere.
Rick and Ginger approach them.
Ginger: Kid, are you alright?
Mysterion: Yeah. But wait, were you blasted into space as well?
Rick: Well, yeah.
Rick and Ginger noticed Jerry.
Ginger: Tom, get that mouse out of here!
Jerry hits Tom's foot with a hammer and he screams. Tom starts chasing Jerry around the house.
Mysterion: Of course...
Back in the South Park dome...
The Coon: You didn't get Mysterion?!
Professor Chaos: We tried to, but a beam appeared and grabbed him! It must've came from a different dome.
Call Girl: There's a 5th dome?
Professor Chaos: Well, yeah.
Human Kite: Great. What else is coming?
A huge spaceship appears in front of the five domes and all the characters in their respective domes saw it.
Toolshed: Oh my god...
The Peanuts dome...
Sally: Whoa. What is that?
Charlie Brown: I don't know, but I hope they're friendly.
The Loud House dome...
They managed to get a signal and a text says "Trust No One".
Strong Suit: Holy shit...
Rita: Language, Junior!
The Mighty B! dome...
Bessie: Whoa. Look at the size of that spaceship!
Penny: Are they friendly?
Ben: I hope so.
Tom and Jerry Dome...
Mysterion: What the hell?
Spike: We better hope they're friendly.
Tyke barks in agreement. And everybody continues looking at the ship.
Stay tuned for episode 2.