Episode 2: Baseball in Space
The ship abducts all five domes and takes them inside. Everyone who are in their respective domes exited them.
Human Kite: Okay, what the hell is going on here?!
The Coon: Yeah! Something must be wrong here!
Alien: Greetings, Earthlings.
Bessie: I knew it! Aliens are real!
Portia: Okay! How is this even possible?!
Alien 2: We came here to play a game with you.
Sally: What kind of game?
Alien 3: We're gonna play a game you earthlings call baseball!
Frieda: What?
Ace Savvy: Baseball?
Strong Suit: Oh yeah! Let's play! We accept!
Lucy (Peanuts): What the fuck?!
Shermy: Are you serious?!
Alien 4: Good!
They all give Strong Suit angry glares.
Strong Suit: What?
They made it to a planet called Ball Land.
Ailen 1: Welcome to Ball Land.
They noticed that all the people are anthropomorphic sports balls.
Basketball Person: Hello. Welcome to our planet.
Portia: Uh... Hi...
Strong Suit: This planet is awesome!
Sally: This is kinda creepy.
Linus: Yeah. A planet where people are balls is just messed up.
Alien: Where is the baseball field?
Baseball Person: (Approaches them) I'll take you there.
Strong Suit: Awesome!
Card Counter: I always knew there were many other planets besides the ones in our solar system.
Darcy: How many planets are there in the entire galaxy?
Alien 1: There's like millions of planets.
The Coon: Sweet.
Mysterion: Quick question. Have you ever heard of a planet called Kokujon? That's where our friend Mintberry Crunch lives.
Alien 2: Yeah. We've been to that planet before. They were really friendly.
Queen of Diamonds: I have a really bad feeling about these guys.
Later, they made it to the baseball field.
Alien 3: Okay. Here we are. You ready to play?
Eight of Spades: Strong Suit.
Strong Suit: Hell yeah. Let's do it!
Five aliens rejoin the other four.
Sally: There's five more of them?!
Violet: So we have to play a baseball game against Aliens?
Charlie Brown: Oh good grief.
Strong Suit: I know who's gonna be on Team Earth. It will be me, Gwen, Bessie, Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Toolshed, Call Girl, and (Points at Tom and Spike) that cat and dog over there.
Lucy (Peanuts): If you have Charlie Brown on your team, you'll be sure to lose!
Strong Suit: Don't worry. I'm a huge sports expert. I'll totally get us a win against those aliens. So what do ya say?
Ace Savvy: Are you sure this is a good idea?
Strong Suit: Yes I am, Stinkin'! You guys in?
Snoopy nods.
Spike: Ehh, what do we have to lose? Let's do it.
Bessie: Hooray! Gwen and I are in the same baseball team!
Gwen: (Sarcastically) Hooray.
Portia: Don't let Messie's annoyingness get in the way of your playing.
Gwen: I'll make sure that doesn't happen.
Strong Suit: Okay. Let's do it!
(Play Come a Little Bit Closer by Jay & the Americans for this section.)
The baseball game has begun and both teams are ready. Strong Suit pitches the ball and Alien 1 hits it and runs to first base. She pitches the ball again, and Alien 2 misses the ball twice and hits it a third time. However, Spike catches the ball and both were out. After the first hour, Team Earth was leading by 24 to 16. Alien 5 pitches the ball and Strong Suit hits it and runs to first base. Everybody in the stands was cheering. Alien 5 pitches the ball and it hits Charlie Brown, causing him to spin in the air and fling his clothes off before he landed on the ground. It happened twice and he got the team an out. Lucy, Violet and Patty did a cut throat gesture towards him afterwards before Eight of Spades glared at them. Toolshed was next to bat and he hits the ball and it was out of the park and Team Earth managed to get a home run. After the 2 more hours, the game was all tied up and it is down to the final inning.
The aliens were ready to hit the ball.
Portia: I hope we win this.
Baseball Person (Referee): The team who scores the next point wins. I want all of you to have fun and try not to throw a tantrum when you lose. Now play ball!
Call Girl was about to pitch the ball.
Call Girl: Time to win this for Team Earth.
She pitches the ball and the Alien hits it and starts running to first base. They all start to run as the alien was running.
Bessie: I got it! I got it!
(Play Do You Realize?? by The Flaming Lips for this part and skip to 0:16)
Everything is in slow motion and the ball is coming towards her. Everybody who was rooting for Team Earth was in shock. Portia had her fingers crossed hoping they win. Bessie jumps and grabs the ball, giving the aliens and out and Team Earth wins! The referee blows the whistle.
Gwen: Wow! Stinkinbottom actually did something that made us happy for once!
Portia: I know! This is amazing!
Randy: I knew we would win all along.
Professor Chaos: Good game, right? Right?
The aliens shot at them.
The Archer: What the hell?!
Alien 6: You Earthling defeated us! Now we will destroy you all!
Millie (Mighty B): I thought they were friendly aliens!
Frieda: They don't look friendly to us now!
Alien 7: Ready to die?!
A blast was shot at them and it was revealed to be Chance Sureshot, Recap Robot and Toothpick Sally.
Alien 4: You three?!
Chance Sureshot: All of you come with us! You'll be safe!
Violet: Who the hell are you guys?!
Toothpick Sally: We'll introduce you all later! Just get in your domes and take them to our big spaceship!
Linus: We can trust them! Come on!
They all ran back to the domes while the aliens start attacking Ball Land. The trio managed to run while shooting the aliens. It was an all out battle between them. One of the lasers from the gun ended up hitting Tom's tail, causing him to scream in pain and then Spike grabs him.
Spike: This is no time to be fooling around, Cat!
Mysterion: How was he fooling around?! His tail was shot!
Spike: Wait, you can understand me?
Mysterion: Yeah, and so can the rest of my friends.
The Coon: I see the alien ship!
Bessie: Let's hurry and get in our domes!
They all managed to get in the domes.
Darcy: Lisa, I'm scared...
Card Counter: Don't worry, Darcy. As soon as we're off this planet, we'll be safe.
Queen of Diamonds: We have an alien about to get us!
Human Kite uses his lasers on the alien.
Human Kite: You can thank me later. Come on!
They all flew their domes out of the alien ship.
Professor Chaos: Oh hamburgers! Where is the ship those three told us about?
Linda S: It's right there!
Toolshed: I'm gonna send a signal to the other domes and tell them to follow us in there.
Meanwhile...
Toothpick Sally: There! All the aliens are dead. Is everyone on this planet alright?
The anthropomorphic sports ball people cheered for the trio as they returned to their ship and noticed everyone from the five domes in front of them.
Mysterion: So... Are you gonna introduce yourselves to us?
Chance Sureshot: Sure. I'm Chance Sureshot. And these two are Recap Robot and Toothpick Sally.
Recap Robot: Nice to meet you all.
Sally: Cool! You have the same name as me!
Toothpick Sally: Yeah. Anyways, what brings you guys up here?
The Coon: Some asshole ginger we defeated in a war back on Earth blasted all of us up here.
Charlie Brown: So, are you guys gonna take us back to Earth?
Chance Sureshot: No. We've got other plans.
Violet: Wait what?
Sureshot flips the switch on the ship and it takes off and they leave Ball Land and heads back into space.
Patty: Where are you taking us?
Chance Sureshot: A little place called The Space Tree.
The ship continues traveling through the galaxy on route to the Space Tree.
Stay tuned for Episode 3.