Episode 7: Space Mom
The Peanuts Gang managed to escape a ship filed with bird people, who were shooting at them.
Lucy (Peanuts): Those guys are intense!
Violet: I know.
3 and 4 were looking around.
3: Where's Charlie Brown?
(Play Escape [The Pina Colada Song] by Rupert Holmes for this section and skip to 0:42)
Charlie Brown is on his way to his hoverboard, which was taken by the bird people. He then took out the guards and grabs it. He then starts flying out of there on his hoverboard with an oxygen space helmet on him. He then makes it to the ship where the rest of his friends are and he got inside.
Charlie Brown: They took my hoverboard and I had to get it back.
Linus: I'm glad that Mosquito guy taught you how to ride it.
Charlie Brown: I know. Anyways, let's report back to Rawls.
They all headed back to the Space Tree.
After returning to the Space Tree, the Peanuts Gang noticed The Coon.
The Coon: Hey, Assholes. You're late. It's time for us to have a meeting with Colonel Rawls.
Lucy (Peanuts): Okay, Bitch.
Violet: Wow. You guys are dicks.
When they got to the meeting, they noticed something covered up in a sheet.
Sally: What's that?
Colonel Rawls: Well, all of the staff on the Space Tree made something for you all, and you're gonna love it. Presenting... (He uncovers the thing under the sheet, which was a robotic lady.) Space Mom! She's a robotic assistant who can do things for you. Space Mom, can you please clean up that broken cup?
Space Mom: Will do. (She walks towards the broken cup, cleans it up and puts it in the trash.) All clean.
Chance Sureshot: What do you all think?
The Coon: She looks awesome!
Bessie: I agree!
Randy: She can clean up all of our messes! Sweet!
Professor Chaos: Hmm... (Thinking) "Maybe I could turn her evil and I can use her to take over the universe. Yeah..."
He then smiles evilly.
Toothpick Sally: Oh, and one more thing. (Shows them the flyer to an amusement park.) There's a new amusement park in Space, so you can take your kids there to have fun.
Sally: Awesome!
Gwen: Sweet!
Mysterion: It would be cool to go there.
Darcy: I want to go there!
Queen of Diamonds: Mom, can we please go there?
Rita: Sure.
Colonel Rawls: I'd figure that you all need a break, and I don't have anymore missions for you all, so yeah. You can go and have some fun.
Tom and Jerry smiled at each other.
(Play We Are Family by Sister Sledge for this section.)
Everybody gets in their ships and they start to fly to the amusement park.
Bessie: I'm so excited and you can't hide it!
Gwen: You're literally playing Sister Sledge's We Are Family on the Walkman.
Bessie: Oh yeah.
Chance Sureshot: Wait. Normally it would take us about 30 minutes to get to our location, but where we're going to is only 5 minutes away from the Space Tree. So you can come back here anytime you want.
The Coon: Kewl!
Human Kite: I'm gonna have so much fun there!
Toolshed: But who created it?
Call Girl: Yeah.
Recap Robot: You guys will probably be upset when I tell you, but it was created by none other than Scott Tenorman.
The Coon: Goddamn it.
Toolshed: Seriously?!
Toothpick Sally: It's true that you all fought him in that war back on Earth, right?
Charlie Brown: Yes, but he blasted all of us up here in Space!
Sally: Yeah!
Chance Sureshot: Well, if he's there and he tries to do something, we'll stop him. Anyways, we're here now.
Call Girl: Wait a minute. He captured 3 planets, a bunch of starships and an Asteroid, and wait. I see a racetrack on that asteroid and a roller coaster.
Chance Sureshot: We'll figure it out how to free them when we stop him. Now let's prepare for landing.
After they landed...
(Play Area - Tropical Resort from Sonic Colors for this section.)
They entered the park wearing oxygen space helmets.
Scott T: (Through speaker) Welcome to Scott Tenorman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, where you can enjoy five planets for the price of one!
The Space Tree inhabitants walk to the entry of Tropical Resort, listening to Tenorman's message.
The Coon: He loves to hear his own lips flap, but I gotta hand it to him, this place is epic. Everyone and their brother is gonna want to come here.
They start walking.
Linus: No doubt but now I'm not sure why we're here? This place looks totally harmless.
Mysterion: Because Tenorman plus secretly built amusement park equals evil plot for us to foil. Lucky for us he's not very good at keeping things hidden.
Charlie Brown: True, it would be pretty hard to miss a giant floating space amusement park surrounded by planets. Still, an evil plot? I don't know.
They stop and admire the scenery, in which the Milky Way was shown.
Everyone: Wow!
Lucy (Peanuts): Plot or not, you can't be mad at this view. This place is takin' beauty to the next level. I'm just surprised that it was so easy to sneak in here.
Mille (Mighty B): Umm, I wouldn't say it was that easy.
Flashback
They got out of the ship they were in and noticed some gingerbots guarding the entry.
Toolshed: How do we get past them?
Call Girl: Leave that to me. (She quietly sneaks behind the gingerbots and used her phone destroyer move on them, which electrocuted them.) Piece of cake. Okay, you guys can come inside now.
The Coon: I guess having her as apart of Freedom Pals isn't that bad.
They all made it into the park and the flashback ends.
Back to the present...
Strong Suit: (Sarcastically) Well, that's a relief!
Bessie: Anyways, time to have some fun!
Penny: Let's ride some rides!
(Play Tropical Resort Act 1 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Everybody starts having so much fun at the park. Bessie and Penny rode roller coasters, the Peanuts Gang ate cotton candy, Tom and Jerry were doing their usual chase scene, Call Girl and Toolshed were on a ferris wheel and shared a kiss, Lucy kicked down a stand while nobody was looking and innocently walks away whistling and the rest continues having so much fun.
(Play Tropical Resort Act 2 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate)
Charlie Brown and Linus are in the Ferris wheel.
Charlie Brown: Cool place.
Linus: I know.
Charlie Brown: Even though they have parks like these on Earth, I do really miss them.
Linus: Me too. And I do miss Peppermint Patty and Marcie.
Charlie Brown: Me too. I miss Franklin, Eudora and some of our other friends who are still on Earth.
Linus: I miss Rerun. I bet he and our parents are upset that Lucy and I are in space.
Charlie Brown: I honestly liked it when Peppermint Patty called me Chuck. I've gotten use to it for a while. Please don't tell her I said that. I don't want her getting any ideas.
Linus: I won't. You know something? Even though most of our friends are here with us, it would be cool if the rest of our friends were in space with the rest of us. I mean it would be nice to have more company.
Charlie Brown: Yeah. (He and Linus got off the Ferris wheel.) So should we head back to the Space Tree?
Linus: Well, I do want to see Space Mom again, so sure. We can... (A crash interrupted him.) What the...
Charlie Brown: I'll go check it out. (He gets on his hover board and flies off.) I'll be back in time to rejoin you and the rest!
Linus: Okay.
Back at the Space Tree...
Professor Chaos: Space Mom, give me a Gatorade.
Space Mom: Sure thing, Professor Chaos. (She leaves and then returns with the Gatorade seconds later.) Here you go.
Professor Chaos: Thanks.
The Archer: What's the plan?
Professor Chaos: Well, we can reprogram her to become evil so that we can track down Tenorman, eliminate him and his army and then take over the universe by destroying Freedom Pals.
Prince of Darkness: That's an awesome idea!
General Disarray: I agree, but how are we gonna do it without getting caught?
Professor Chaos: Leave that to me.
They heard some ships from outside enter the space tree.
The Archer: What the...
General Disarray: Let's go and check it out.
The Archer: Good idea.
Back at Scott Tenorman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park...
(Play Tropical Resort Act 3 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Charlie Brown quickly dashes through the resort on his hover board. He then noticed some ginger bots trying to attack him, but he dodged them. He then hides to avoid getting caught. The ginger bots were searching for him and then they left. He then continued heading to where the crash came from until he finally did. He then noticed two of Tenorman's main servants trying to get a laser wisps and a wisp with a small curly hair in between its antenna.
Ginger Boy: Yee haw! Git along, li'l aliens!
Ginger Girl: Your vocal cords is stuck on cowboy again! Stop talking and net those aliens!
Ginger Boy: You got it partner! Come on here, you little varmints, come back here! I'm gonna get you! Hey, come here! I gotcha! I gotcha!
Ginger Boy meaninglessly shoots around the aliens before giving up and leaving Ginger Girl to handle it alone. Ginger Girl attempts to net the two aliens, but is unsuccessful. Scene shifts to Charlie Brown again.
Charlie Brown: Good grief. These guys again?! (He gets back on his hover board and quickly grabs the two wisps. The two ginger kids are shocked and angry after seeing him again. He then returns to the platform.) Why can't you guys just leave people alone?! Even though they're aliens, but still! (The laser wisp gets inside his hover board.) Whoa... What's going on?!
The hoverboard laser blasts through the park while Charlie Brown was in his hoverboard and he was screaming.
With the others, they noticed the curly haired wisp approach them.
Frieda: Aw! He's cute!
Violet: What is that thing?
Card Counter: I've been working on this translating tablet, which I reconfigure my hand-held into for weeks. But I'm still going to try to iron out the kinks in it.
Charlie Brown returns quickly in front of them and the laser wisp gets out of his hoverboard and flies off.
Charlie Brown: Oh man! That... was... CRAZY!
Card Counter: Oh. I was reconfiguring my hand-held into a translator so we can all understand this guy. Did you go somewhere?
Charlie Brown: Didn't you see? My hoverboard absorbed those aliens and got powered up with like, some kind of wild energy! And after a few seconds they'd pop outta it!
Gwen: We find that hard to believe.
The curly haired wisp interrupts the conversation to tell everyone what happened to Charlie Brown's hoverboard, but nobody understands its gibberish babbling.
The Coon: Okay, seriously, we need to find Tenorman and figure out catching these aliens fits into whatever heinous plan he's hatching.
Shermy: And wreck that plan, right?
Toolshed: Yep. That's pretty much how we spend our time.
Recap Robot: But before we do that, let's head back to the Space Tree.
Pig-Pen: Good idea. I want to see Space Mom again.
Everyone got on the ships and left the park.
Moments later at the Space Tree, Freedom Pals entered Rawls' office and to their surprise, they saw some of their friends.
Super Craig: Hello.
Lipstick Girl: What's up?
Tricia: Hey.
Toolshed: Cool! What are you guys going here?
Super Craig: We decided to blast off here. Marcie made a rocket ship back on Earth, but it could only fit 5 people. After we blasted off, we set coordinates to here. From what I've heard, Marcie's currently making another one as we speak.
Lipstick Girl: Yeah. Craig's parents are here also.
Mysterion: Sweet.
Space Mom enters the office.
Space Mom: Hello. Welcome to the Space Tree.
Super Craig: Thank you.
Colonel Rawls: They all stowed away in this space station, so I decided to let them stay.
Call Girl: Okay. Cool... So Red... What's it like impersonating me?
Lipstick Girl: Oh please, Wendy. My outfit is more superior than yours.
The Coon: Looks like a bitch fight is gonna happen.
Colonel Rawls: We have a fighting room! Go there!
Call Girl: Already planning it.
Later...
Patty: Space Mom! Space Mom! Where are you?
(Play Shake Your Groove Thing by Peaches and Herb for this part.)
Violet: Hey Patty. She's with Pig-Pen.
Patty: What? (She enters the barracks and see Pig-Pen dancing with Space Mom.) What the fuck?!
Pig-Pen is dancing and getting the room all dirty.
Pig-Pen: Thanks for the dance lessons. Now I can dance even more now.
Space Mom: Anything for you, Pig-Pen.
Patty witnessed this and midway through the song, Pig-Pen turns off the radio and leaves the room.
Patty: Hey, Space Mom. I'm gonna learn how to cook, so can you teach me?
Space Mom: Sure thing, Patty.
Patty: Okay.
They left the room.
Later while everyone is asleep...
Space Mom was turned off and the Professor Chaos enters her room and quietly tampers with her. He then installed an evil mode on her.
Professor Chaos: With Space Mom on my side, I am gonna take over the universe.
He chuckles quietly and leaves undetected.
The next morning...
Charlie Brown: These waffles are really good.
Linus: Yeah. Nothing can ruin this awesome breakfast.
They heard a ton of people screaming.
Schroeder: What the?!
Shermy: That can't be good.
Pig-Pen: Let's go and check it out.
They checked it out and noticed Space Mom attacking everyone.
Shermy: What the hell?!
Schroeder: Why is Space Mom attacking everyone?!
Snoopy: Aah!
He jumps out of the way. The girls from the Peanuts Gang approached them.
Lucy: What the fuck is going on here?!
Linus: Space Mom is attacking everyone.
Violet: How?! She wasn't like this yesterday!
Freedom Pals approached them.
Human Kite: I think we know who did it.
Sally: Was it Tenorman?!
The Coon: No, Stupid! It was our arch-enemy Professor Chaos!
Call Girl: We checked the security footage and it showed him tampering with Space Mom and it caused her to go crazy!
Pig-Pen: How can we stop her?!
The Coon: There's only one thing we can do.
Lucy (Peanuts): Yup. It's the perfect plan.
(Play the original Tropical Resort Act 1 from Sonic Colors for this section.)
Lucy and The Coon returned to the amusement park and start to have so much fun. They rode roller coasters, ate cotton candy, were on a ferris wheel, Lucy kicked down another stand while nobody was looking and innocently walks away whistling, and they danced with the gingerbot mariachi band until they saw the angry looks on their friends.
Lucy (Peanuts): What?
Human Kite: Coming back here and partying while everybody's in danger is the plan?!
The Coon: I mean nobody can stop her. Not even us.
Mysterion: You didn't even try!
Lucy (Peanuts): Oh whatever. I never cared about those fuckers from the Space Tree anyway. (Call Girl smacks Lucy in the face with one of her selfie sticks.) OW!!!
Call Girl: LET'S GO!!!
They both groaned in anger and they all left the park.
Space Mom is still attacking the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: What the hell is going on?! Space Mom's gone awol!
Toothpick Sally: That's what we're wondering!
Call Girl: We know who! It was Professor Chaos!
Colonel Rawls: What?!
Toolshed: I think I know how to stop her. She can't dance like a normal person, so one of us will have to stop her by dancing.
Charlie Brown: I'll do it.
Violet: You?! But you're terrible at dancing!
Charlie Brown: I know, but I can do it. Plus, Franklin has been helping me improve my dancing.
Sally: Okay, Big Brother. If you say so.
He then approached Space Mom.
Charlie Brown: Space Mom, let's have a dance off.
Space Mom: Pathetic Human, I will obviously win!
Charlie Brown: We'll see. Hey Bessie, can you play a dance song on your Walkman?
Bessie: Will do!
She plays a dance song on the Walkman.
(Play Into The Groove [Edit Version] by Madonna for the rest of this section.)
Charlie Brown and Space Mom begin to have a dance off.
Violet: We're screwed.
Charlie Brown and Space Mom begin dancing off while some people cheer. Charlie Brown starts doing the Orange Justice dance move.
The Coon: Kewl Fortnite dance.
Toothpick Sally: We gotta work on the way you say cool.
Space Mom continued break dancing and does a barrel roll in the air. She then does the robot. Charlie Brown does the floss dance and then starts doing his dance moves from the Peanuts Movie school dance scene.
Frieda: I remember those dance moves.
Shermy: Me too.
Toolshed: You got this, Charlie Brown!
Human Kite: Yeah! Go for it!
Violet: You better win this dance off or I'll pound you into the next century!
Chance Sureshot: Threats don't work.
Throughout the song, the duo continued dancing and then during the piano part of the song, they both continued dancing while clips from the Cuphead video game play in the background. After the piano part, Charlie Brown continued dancing while Space Mom starts to malfunction.
Space Mom: Dance move... Does not compute... Does not compute...
Shermy: Look! She's malfunctioning!
Super Craig: You got this, Dude!
At the end of the song, Charlie Brown finishes dancing and Space Mom falls over.
Bessie: He won!
Lucy: About time.
Colonel Rawls approaches Space Mom and mourns her.
Colonel Rawls: You will be missed, Space Mom.
Recap Robot: We could just repair her and remove the evil mode.
Colonel Rawls: Don't ruin my mourning!
Professor Chaos approaches them and saw Space Mom.
Professor Chaos: Space Mom! No! Who did this to you?! Who's gonna help me take over the world now?!
Colonel Rawls: Ahem! (Professor Chaos looked at them and sees them all angry.) Toilet duty for two weeks and drop and give me 300!
Professor Chaos: Damn it!
He starts doing push-ups.
Stephen: And Butters, you are grounded until you are no longer on toilet duty!
Professor Chaos: Aw hamburgers!
Colonel Rawls: And no hamburgers for you!
Moments later at the amusement park...
(Play the original Tropical Resort Act 2 from Sonic Colors for this section.)
They are looking at the Milky Way from the park.
Linus: I'm gonna miss Space Mom.
Charlie Brown: Me too. I do wish to see our parents again.
Linus: Me too.
Charlie Brown: Yeah, but we got most of the stuff we had back on Earth so it's still pretty cool.
Linus: Yeah, but what are we gonna do when we leave the Space Tree to go on our mission?
Charlie Brown: I dunno, what are we gonna do? Who knows what it's gonna be like out there? It might totally suck.
Linus: Yeah, and good luck getting Rawls to tell you anything about it.
Charlie Brown: And Linus, we don't even know when we're going back to Earth, or if we're going back.
Linus: Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: You know, even if we leave this park and go back to where we just were, we're still trapped inside a big metal box floating through space. Any illusions we once had of being masters of our fate have been forfeited to a man who would rather preoccupy us with push ups than prepare us for whatever horrors await us out there in the cold infinite abyss.
Linus: Don't worry, Charlie Brown. Everything is gonna be okay.
Charlie Brown: No, Linus, it's not. You know, I think I'm starting to miss our friends and our families. I miss Earth.
Linus: I miss Earth too.
The Coon: (Through walkie-talkie) Both of you better come to us now. There's coming big happening.
Charlie Brown: Okay. We'll be right there. Come on, Linus.
(Play the original Tropical Resort Act 3 from Sonic Colors for this section.)
Charlie Brown passes through the park on his hoverboard with Linus holding on to him. The duo continued dashing through the park on the hoverboard. After 5 minutes, they made it to where Freedom Pals and the rest of the Peanuts Gang are.
Charlie Brown: We're here.
The Coon: Shh! Look!
Tenorman is counting the wisps he captured.
Scott T: ...twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five... Bah! Not nearly enough aliens!
Ginger Girl: Want us to get more?
Scott T: (Sarcastically) No, I want you to get me a cheeseburger and a shake.
Ginger Boy: That'll be easier. Cheeseburgers don't run as fast as them l'il alien varmints.
Scott T: IDIOT! Get me more aliens!
The two ginger kids walked away and then one of them comes back.
Ginger Boy: (Turns around) Y'all want fries with that? (Tenorman throws a wrench at him, which strikes him in the face.) OHH...! I reckon' that hurt a bit... (wonders off in one direction, then backs up suddenly) Wait a minute! I need to go over yonder! Heh, sorry.
Scott T: Hmm... Precious little aliens! I'll harness their Hyper-go-on power and then nothing will stop me! I know, I say that every time, but this time, really, nothing will stop me!
One of the ginger kids taped on Tenorman's shoulder.
Ginger Girl: Um, boss?
Scott T: What?! (He looks in the direction that ginger kid 1 is pointing, and spots Freedom Pals and the rest of the Peanuts Gang.) Eric and his friends?!
The Coon: Who you calling "nothin'"?
Ginger Boy: Huh?
Ginger Girl: He means since the boss said "nothing will stop me" and these guys here are going to stop him, it's like the boss was calling Freedom Pals and the Peanuts Gang "nothing".
The Coon: Great! I thought nobody would get that.
Scott T: Fine! You're so smart, you take care of this mess! Release the Big Boy! At least I know he won't screw it up! (He leaves) Hasta la bye bye, suckers!
Ginger Kid 1: Wait! Wait for me!
He attempts to catch up, but humorously fails. Then the Rotatatron rises.
The Coon: Guess it's time for us to start stopping. Come on, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: Wait. Me?
The Coon: Yes you! Now let's go!
He grabs Charlie Brown and they start to face Rotatatron. Ginger Boy realized the joke.
Ginger Boy: I git it!
(Play Vs. Rotatatron & Refreshinator Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Rotatatron starts shooting out spikes at the duo.
The Coon: Take this! (He attempts to scratch the robot, but it failed.) Damn it!
The robot continues shooting at them.
Charlie Brown: Aaugh!
The Coon: Holy shit, Dude!
The Laser Wisp approached them and got in Charlie Brown's hoverboard.
(Play Double Dutch Bus by Frankie Smith for the rest of this section.)
Charlie Brown: What the?!
The Laser Wisp takes control of the hover board and it attacks Rotatatron multiple times. After a few sections, the robot explodes and the wisp gets out of the hoverboard.
The Coon: Damn. That was awesome!
Charlie Brown: Yeah. Let's go back to the Space Tree.
When they returned to the Space Tree, Card Counter was still working on her tablet, which she turned into a translator.
Card Counter: Okay, just tighten this last bolt... (She looks up and sees the rest.) Oh, there you are. Where'd you run off to?
The Coon: We did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat, and trashed a giant killer robot at that amusement park.
Ace Savvy: Oh. Really? They've got shopping here too?
Human Kite: This place has everything. Hey, so how's your translator thingy coming along?
Card Counter: I think it's done. It's in binary code so, only I can read it.
The translator module lifts up like a satellite dish.
Card Counter: Okay, ask away.
Charlie Brown: Ahem! Who are you and what is happening to your people?
The wisp responds, and Card Counter reads of what the translator is interpreting.
Card Counter: Okay, he says his name is "Talks a lot" and he's from a far away soda and where flowers water them with dances.
Royal Flush: Yeah, uh... I think your machine still has some bugs.
Card Counter: Yeah. I think I can figure this out though. (She thinks a moment before responding with the right translation, with the wisp nodding to show that this is correct.) Okay, he said his name is Yacker. He's from a race of beings called "Wisps".
The Coon: Lisps?
Card Counter: No, Wisps, with a "W".
Strong Suit: (To the fourth wall) Yeah, we'll just stick with aliens if that's OK with everybody.
Card Counter: Sure, so anyways, they are either being used for their magical powers by an evil man, or to make underwear to be worn by salad. (Everyone around her look exasperated upon hearing the other option. Then, Yacker shows signs of pleading.) I just hear save them, save them, over and over.
The Coon: When we were running around trashing robots, I saw a map that had a couple of interesting places. Think I'll go check them out, and maybe save some aliens.
Chance Sureshot: Well, I know what missions you guys will be going on.
Super Craig: Looks like we'll be saving some aliens.
Lipstick Girl: Yup! I'll save more than Call Girl.
Call Girl: Oh please! I can save them more than you!
Recap Robot: This isn't a competition. We need to take this seriously and save them all before Tenorman harnesses all of their power.
Charlie Brown: Yeah. Looks like we have to save them and stop Tenorman again.
Linus: You said it, Charlie Brown.
Back at the park...
The two ginger kids are clearing up the mess that was made in the battle.
Ginger Boy: The bossman said to wrangle every piece o' this mess. When you consider what we're doin' from a robot's point of view, it's actually pretty gruesome.
Ginger Girl: Don't think about it.
Ginger Boy: Iffin' ya say so.
Ginger Girl: (Looks around) I'm missing an arm to the robot. Have you got a robot arm?
Ginger Boy: Naw, but really, how much can it matter?
Ginger Girl: I guess it can't matter much.
She sets his tool aside. And unknown to everyone, the missing arm is then shown causing a hole in Tenorman's Space Fortress.
Back at the Space Tree...
Professor Chaos is shown unclogging toilets.
Professor Chaos: I can't believe I'm on toilet duty as well... (He then saw Tom attempting to kill Jerry with one of the plungers.) Oh course...
Stay tuned for Episode 8.