Episode 9: Super Female Showdown

At Scott Tenorman's Impenetrable Space Fortress of Doom, he is scolding Captain Jelly.

Scott T: How could you let them get away?!

Captain Jelly: I'm sorry! That girl I kidnapped was broken out of the cage and she went insane!

Scott T: I don't wanna hear it! You even allowed them to shut down one of the generators I recreated after a certain hedgehog destroyed it!

Armadillo: Look. Try taking matters into your own hands.

Scott T: You're right. Thanks Armadillo. Gingerbots, we're going to Sweet Mountain!

Ginger Bots: YEAH!!!


At the Space Tree, everybody is eating lunch at the food court.

Toolshed: This pizza tastes really good.

Human Kite: Yeah. Kickass.

The Coon: The food up here is way better than the food on Earth.

Mysterion: Yup.

Call Girl and Lipstick Girl are giving each other angry glares.

Toolshed: Hey Girls? Your food is getting cold.

Lipstick Girl: Never mind that. I want a competition against you, Call Girl.

Call Girl: I was thinking the same thing.

Lipstick Girl: We should have a completion to see which one of us is the best superhero girl.

Call Girl: Oh yeah. If I win, you change your superhero costume since it's copyright infringement of my costume!

Lipstick Girl: Well, if I win, you will have to quit being a superhero forever!

The Coon: Both of you should quit because girls suck at being superheroes.

Mysterion: Dude!

Call Girl and Lipstick Girl: STAY OUT OF THIS, COON!!!

Super Craig: Well, where are you gonna have the competition?

Call Girl: We're gonna have it on Sweet Mountain.

Mysterion: One of the planets Tenorman captured?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Human Kite: Well, okay. If you say so.

Lipstick Girl: Okay. Let's do it! And here's how it's gonna happen. We will have a relay race. First, we will run to the top of a mountain, and then we will zip line down it and then we will ski down the mountain and run to the finish line. And in case of a tiebreaker, we will battle it out.

Call Girl: Sounds good to me. My team will be me, Toolshed and Human Kite.

Lipstick Girl: Well my team will be me, Mysterion and the Coon.

Super Craig: What about me?

Lipstick Girl: You'll be the judge.

Super Craig: Okay. Let's do it.

Card Counter: You know? Me, Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack are going there as well for Yacker.

Call Girl: Okay.

Lipstick Girl: Yeah. Let's do it.


They start to enter one of the ships.

Call Girl: Time to head to Sweet Mountain.

Lipstick Girl: Let the competition begin.

(Play You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC for the rest of this section.)

The ship was activated and it flies out of the Space Tree. It then started to make its way to Sweet Mountain.

Super Craig: By the way, here are the rules of this relay race. No cheating, no pushing and shoving and no sabotaging the other team. Anyone who does any of those things will be disqualified.

Call Girl: Got it. Hear that, Coon? Don't cheat!

The Coon: I wasn't planning on it.

Toolshed: I see the planet.

Mysterion: Okay. Let's drop off everyone at the spots for the relay race.

Card Counter: Don't forget me, my brother and his best friend.

Mysterion: We won't.

The Coon: We're approaching the planet now.

At the 1:00 mark, they enter the planet and drop off Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Card Counter and Yacker while they head off to have their relay race.

Card Counter: Okay, Yacker. Feel free to explain everything that happened.

They noticed a Jade Wisp approach them.

Ace Savvy: What's going on?

The Jade Wisp starts speaking gibberish.

One-Eyed Jack: You should get that translator ready.

Card Counter: Already on it.


(Play the original Sweet Mountain Act 1 from Sonic Colors for this section.)

Mysterion and Toolshed are about to start running, and when a white wisp shot the gun, they both run. Toolshed jumps over a candy cane while Mysterion continued running. They both continued running through the planet and begin to climb up the mountain with Toolshed taking the lead.

Toolshed: How's the view down there?

Mysterion: I'll be asking that question when I catch up to you!

They both continued climbing up the mountain with determination. Toolshed starts climbing faster and Mysterion begins to close in on him.

Toolshed: I won't let my girlfriend down.

They continued climbing up the mountain.


At Tenorman's base in Sweet Mountain, a conveyor belt opens up, carrying numerous Wisps inside of Wisp Capsules. They are dumped inside of a pile of more captured Wisps. Two ginger kids are seen carrying some of these capsules, with one of them transferring a White Wisp from its capsule into a machine. Afterwards, the machine begins to do something to the Wisp, much to the shock of the other Wisps, particularly a Jade Wisp. While the procedure is happening, Ginger Girl crashes into Ginger Boy, causing several Wisps to break free from their capsules. A White Wisp attempts to escape, but as it reaches for the door, it is strangled by Tenorman. The evil teen takes the Wisp along with other Wisps that escaped, and shoves them into the machine. He then presses a button, which activates the procedure on those Wisps.

Scott T (With Lisa Loud's voice): Mwah ha ha ha ha ha!


It was revealed to be a flashback told by Card Counter, who was accompanied by Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and Yacker.

Ace Savvy: (Laughs) Wow.

Card Counter: Excuse me?

Ace Savvy: Oh, sorry. I was just like, into the story, and then that Tenorman impression took me right out of it.

Card Counter: Okay, then. Would you and Clyde like to read Tenorman's lines?

Ace Savvy: What? No, no, no. I mean, if you insist. (Card Counter gives him the tablet and he clears his throat.) I've been practicing, y'know.

One-Eyed Jack: All true. I've seen him practice it.

Card Counter: Don't fuck it up.


Scene switches back to flashback. The two ginger kids are clapping at Tenorman.

Ace Savvy (Imitating Tenorman): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! You see? Once each of these alien drainers is filled to the brim, I'll have enough energy to power a whole army of my stupid machines!

Ginger Girl (In Lisa Loud's voice): Uh...

One-Eyed Jack (Imitating Tenorman): Of course, I'd have more if you hadn't dropped so many capsules, but I guess that's the most I can expect from the garbage I invent!

Ginger Girl (In Lisa Loud's voice): Uh, Lincoln, Clyde?

Ace Savvy (Imitating Tenorman): Lincoln and Clyde! Where?! Dohhh, they're gonna kick my butt!


Back in the present, Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack are tip-toeing like Tenorman in their flashback. Card Counter sighs.

Card Counter: Would you two like to stop ad-libbing, please? Just read what the translator says.

One-Eyed Jack: Well, the direct translation was a little dry, okay? (Yacker takes Card Counter's tablet away from Ace and Jack.) We're just spicin' it up.

The Jade Wisp begins to cry.

Card Counter: This poor Jade Wisp is telling us her tragic story. Let's be respectful.

Yacker gives Card Counter back her tablet, then goes to comfort the Jade Wisp. Ace and Jack decide to lay on the ground.

Ace Savvy: Ugh. Fine.

One-Eyed Jack: Hey, Jade, feel free to throw in a joke or a car chase or something to keep it interesting.

Card Counter sighs again.

Card Counter: Sorry. Please continue. (The Jade Wisp continues talking into the translator and Card Counter reads the translation out loud.) "Tenorman left right after that. He hopped into a cool car with flames on the side and drifted away, but then it exploded, and then suddenly a dinosaur appeared?"

Ace Savvy: Whoa, really?! Wait. You're just making it more interesting for us, aren't you?

The Jade Wisp nods.

One-Eyed Jack: Ha! Nice.

Card Counter begins translating again.

Card Counter: "But before he left, he put another robot in charge of the others."


Back in Tenorman's base in Sweet Mountain...

Card Counter: "He call him..." (Gasps) Oh no...

One of the lair doors opens, revealing a figure behind a cloud of fog, who steps forward and reveals himself to be Robo Cartman.

Ginger Girl: Robo Cartman! Sir! What a—

Ginger Boy: GOOD! GREAT! AWESOME!

Ginger Girl: —honor it is to work with an—

Ginger Boy: OUTSTANDING!

Ginger Girl: —marvel of engineering such as yours—

Ginger Boy: AMAZING!

Ginger Girl: (Sighs) Pay him no mind. His vocal cords have been on the fritz, you see.

Ginger Boy: ROCKET!

Ginger Girl: Now, is there anything we can do to make your time with us more pleasant? (Robo Cartman's eyes move.) Ah, yes, of course! Our jobs! We've just got to get these Wisps processed and shipped out across the planet. And Tenorman asked very sternly that we not do it like complete "bumbling imbeciles." (She and Ginger Boy pick some Wisp capsules.) But don't you worry, Big Bro. (Grins) Can I call you Big Bro? Anyway, we aren't bumbling at all, are we, Whoever you are? (There is a distant crash as Ginger Boy fumbles with his capsules. Robo Cartman takes Ginger Girl's capsules from her.) Uh... (Ginger Girl follows Robo Cartman. After they leave, a Blue Wisp wearing a black headband pops out from behind a table leg. It gives an all-clear noise, allowing a Cyan Wisp, an Orange Wisp, a Green Wisp, and a Pink Wisp- all wearing rebel-like attire- to come out of hiding. The Wisps work quickly to take the Wisp Capsules while Robo Cartman is standing by the drainer. The Green Wisp hovers upward with the capsule holding the Jade Wisp, the Cyan Wisp shoots across the room with a laser streak, and the Orange Wisp rockets away with another capsule. The Wisps return to the Blue Wisp with the capsule. On the Blue Wisp's command, the Yellow and Pink Wisps use their spikes and drill abilities to destroy them and break the Wisps free. The Jade Wisp is delighted at the Wisp resistance and offers to help them. She flies down to Ginger Boy and phases into him, making the boy intangible. The capsules fall from Ginger Boy's hands and smash on the floor. As the Jade Wisp leaves, Ginger Boy tries to grab the escaping Wisps.) Honestly. What did I just say about bumbling? (The Wisps start to fly out of the base through a cracked-open hatch. The Jade Wisp starts to leave as well, but turns to say goodbye to the Wisp resistance. Unbeknownst to her, Robo Cartman is standing right behind her. When she notices him, the Jade Wisp flees as the robot tries to grab her. She flies to the resistance for help, only for the band of Wisps to flee from Robo Cartman. Meanwhile, Ginger Boy is trying to grab some White Wisps.) Hey! Get that one! (Ginger Girl is stuffing White Wisps under her arm. Ginger Boy chases after some escaping Wisps and crashes into Ginger Girl.) Huh? (Ginger Girl grunts. Robo Cartman manages to catch the rebel Pink Wisp and Yellow Wisp.) Big Bro, I bumbled! (Robo Cartman catches the Cyan Wisp, who struggles in his hand. He places it in the capsule with the rest of the captured Wisps.) Little Wisps...

The Jade Wisp fearfully hides from the robot and ginger kids and tries to make an escape, only to run into a dead end. Robo Cartman corners her and prepares to capture her until the Blue Wisp turns into a giant cube and blocks Robo Cartman's way. Robo Cartman starts hacking and slashing at the Wisp. The Blue Wisp shouts something at the Jade Wisp, who fearfully flees while the Blue Wisp remains at Robo Cartman's mercy.


Back at Sweet Mountain...

Card Counter: (Translating) "He sacrificed himself for me, even though it was all my fault." Oh... (The Jade Wisp starts to cry. Yacker and Card Counter try to comfort her.) It's okay. Ace and Jack are gonna save him. No, all of them! Right, Guys? (They have turned away from Card Counter with crossed arms and a frown.) Were you guys even listening?!

Ace Savvy: Yes. We heard the whole thing.

They turn around with stern looks on their faces.

One-Eyed Jack: The only part we didn't hear was where we can find these creeps and aggressively recycle them.

The Jade Wisp says something, which Card Counter translates.

Card Counter: "I can lead you right to them."

Ace Savvy: Great! We have a zero tolerance policy on bullies.

One-Eyed Jack: We'll save your friends! Just, please, no more stories.

Ace Savvy: Now let's get going!

They both run off while Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp follow them.


Back at Tenorman's base in Sweet Mountain, Robo Cartman inserts the Wisp Capsule with the Blue Wisp into the alien drainer. As the draining process begins, Robo Cartman watches the helpless Wisp.


(Play the original Sweet Mountain Act 2 from Sonic Colors for this section.)

Back in the competition, Toolshed and Mysterion climbed to the top of the mountain, and tagged Human Kite and the Coon respectively.

Human Kite: Lipstick Girl will not win!

The Coon: We'll see about that, Human Kite!

They hook themselves to the zip lines and start to move their way down to where Call Girl and Lipstick Girl are at.

Human Kite: You know? I still remember our zip lining trip back on Earth!

The Coon: Well, it sucked ass! But I'm gonna get there first!

Human Kite: Ha! With your fatass, you'll end up losing!

The Coon: I'm not fat, you stupid Jew!

The duo continued to make their way down the mountain.

Human Kite: Looks like I'm passing you!

The Coon: Oh hell no!

Human Kite: Looks like I'm gonna make it first!

The Coon: Can't this thing go any faster?!

Human Kite: Maybe if you lose weight, you'll be able to catch me!

The Coon: Your mom needs to lose weight because she's a big fat bitch!

Human Kite: Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman!

They continued zip lining down the mountain with Human Kite leading and the Coon falling behind.


Meanwhile, the two ginger kids are setting up a Prison Capsule with Wisps inside it under the watch of Robo Cartman. The shot shifts to Ginger Boy, who smiles and gives Ginger Girl a thumbs-up. Ginger Girl presses a bulb on the Prison Capsule. The Prison Capsule's bulb on the left lights up and gives off a beeping sound. The screen then scrolls over to the right side of the Prison Capsule where Ginger Boy sees the second bulb light up and give off a beeping sound. The top of the Prison Capsule then lights up and beeps.

Ginger Girl: Ah, that should so it. (Activates a datadrive that shows a holographic map of Sweet Mountain and shows it to Robo Cartman) The capsules have been installed all around Sweet Mountain, providing energy to Scott Tenorman's facilities. (Turns off the datadrive) Here you go, "Big Bro".

Ginger Girl extends the datadrive towards Robo Cartman, who reaches out for it. Suddenly though, a claw snatches the datadrive. It was revealed to be Ace Savvy, who holds back Ginger Girl, who tries to grab the datadrive, with one hand while holding the datadrive in his other hand while looking at it.

Ace Savvy: You know, I'd ask you to make this easier for us, but I don't think that's even possible.

He gives it to Jack, who throws the datadrive into the air.

One-Eyed Jack: Card Counter?

She grabs it.

Card Counter: Got it!

Yacker and the Jade Wisp fly up to them. The screen shifts to Robo Cartman charging towards Ace Savvy, who grabs Robo Cartman by the hands and holds him back.

Ace Savvy: Wow. He made a robot version of that fat kid from South Park.

Card Counterholds her tablet, which has the datadrive plugged into it.

Card Counter: This is awful!

One-Eyed Jack: I know! It's like this robot is trying to take over the real Eric's identity!

Card Counter: No! The Wisps are already being drained of their energy. (Looks at her tablet's map of Sweet Mountain) If we don't hurry, it will be too late to save them.

Screen shifts to Ace Savvy and Robo Cartman who are locked in each other's grasp. The two ginger kids approach Ace Savvy from behind.

Ace Savvy: Well fellas, I'd love to stick around and catch up, but I really don't like any of you. (He falls backwards and kicks Robo Cartman over him, causing the two ginger kids to split up. Robo Cartman flies into the Prison Capsule, breaking it and setting the Wisps inside free. Screen shifts to Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp fleeing the scene.) See you later, Alligators!

The Ginger Boy begins to cry while the Ginger Girl pats him on the back.

Ginger Girl: There, there buddy. I'm sure he didn't mean it. I think we're all very likeable. Right, big bro? (Robo Cartman charges up before flying off at high speed in pursuit of Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack.) Sure, yeah, you go on ahead! We'll catch up!


(Play the original Sweet Mountain Act 3 from Sonic Colors for this section and the next section.)

Back with Freedom Pals, Human Kite was first to approach his teammate on top of the mountain, which was a huge slice of cake.

Human Kite: Okay. Good luck and make it to the finish

Call Girl: Okay. See you, Lipstick Girl!

She starts skiing down the mountain and The Coon made it to the top of the mountain and unhooks the zip line and takes it off. He then approached Lipstick Girl.

Lipstick Girl: What took you so long?!

The Coon: That zip line was fucking hard to go down!

Lipstick Girl: Or maybe your fatass was slowing you down!

The Coon: I am not fat, ginger bitch!

She jabs him in the knee with the skiing stick.

Lipstick Girl: Never call me ginger bitch! (She starts skiing down the mountain and managed to catch up to Call Girl.) Hey Wendy.

Call Girl: What the?! How did you catch up?! You were far behind me!

Lipstick Girl: I've had more skiing experience than you, Wendy!

Call Girl: It's Call Girl, Red!

Scott T: (Through PA system) We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting. Do you know where those rides have been?! People have been sitting on those rides with their butts! Okay, go ahead. Lick them. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Call Girl: Okay. Didn't need to know that.

They both continued skiing until the made it to the bottom. They ditched the equipment and started running to the finish line.

Lipstick Girl: I'm gonna win!

Call Girl: No! I am!

The two superhero girls continue to run to the finish line.


Back with Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack, Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp...

Card Counter: First capsule coming up! Take a left here, Ace and Jack!

Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack: Roger that!

The screen shifts to a view of a Prison Capsule containing Wisps, including the vigilante Cyan Wisp. The screen shifts to Ace and Jack, who destroy the capsule, freeing the wisps. The freed White Wisps fly up to Ace and Jack and start hugging them.

Ace Savvy: (Laughs) Alright, alright. Heh heh, yes, yes, you're welcome. (The white wisps fly away) Your, uh, smiling... faces... are all the thanks I need.

The screen shifts to Card Counter, Yacker, the Jade Wisp, and the vigilante Cyan Wisp. The Cyan Wisp shrugs at the Jade Wisp. Card Counter turns around with the tablet in her hand.

Card Counter: Incoming! (The screen shifts to Robo Cartman drifting through a sharp turn.) We better keep moving!

Robo Cartman flies towards them. Ace and Jack share a confident look with the vigilante Cyan Wisp.

Ace Savvy: Hmm... (Robo Cartman slashes his left hand at Ace Savvy, who jumps into the air and dodges the attacks. Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp watch this in the background.) Sorry, gruesome! If you wanna stop us, you have to catch us first!

Announcer: LASER!

They all got in the ship and the vigilante Cyan Wisp joins together with the ship and dashes away with it. Robo Cartman watches ship zig-zaging away as the Cyan Laser. The screen shifts to in front of Robo Cartman, with the two ginger kids appearing behind him.

Ginger Girl: (Pants) Didn't you know, big bro... (Pants) The Wisps... can share their power... with someone they trust. (Robo Cartman stands up among some Wisps, who try to fly away. He grabs a Cyan Wisp by the hand and holds it up in front of him. The Cyan Wisp folds its "arms" and closes its eyes. Ginger Girl walks by him.) Uhhh... I don't think it wants to share its power with you. (Ginger Girl walks up in front of Robo Cartman with a Wisp Capsule in hand while Ginger Boy appears with a welding torch and wrench in both hands and a welding mask on his forehead.) But I think we know a way around that.

Ginger Boy turns on the welding torch and flips his welding mask down in front of his face. The Cyan Wisp in Robo Cartman's grasp opens one of its eyes in surprise.Meanwhile, the ship flies through the air as the Cyan Laser, traveling and zig-zagging down lanes. The screen shifts to a Prison Capsule that holds several Wisps, including the vigilante Yellow Wisp. The ship then appears and blasts through the Prison Capsule as the Cyan Laser, destroying it and freeing the Wisps. The Jade Wisp greets the vigilante Yellow Wisp, until both of the turn to look at the ship, which has transformed back to normal and Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack are stretching. Immediately after, Robo Cartman appears and pushes Ace and Jack into a pillar on a platform. The screen shifts to Robo Cartman, now with a Wisp Capsule in his torso compartment, who stands in front of Ace and Jack and squeezes a White Wisp with his right hand. Robo Cartman's chest glows and he sucks the Hyper-go-on out of White Wisp, who transforms into a Purple Wisp. Robo Cartman lets go of the Purple Wisp, who flies away. Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack stood up.

Ace Savvy: Well... that's a new trick. And a new low.

Card Counter watches these from in the ship.

Card Counter: We don't have time for this, Guys! The other Wisps will be drained in only a few minutes!

The vigilante Yellow Wisp flies up next to Ace and Jack.

One-Eyed Jack: It's okay, Lisa. He's not looking for a fight. Are you? (The screen splits to reveal Ace, Jack and Robo Cartman looking intensely at each other. The screen then shifts to behind Robo Cartman.) You're looking for a race! (They got back into the ship and the vigilante yellow wisp forms with it in a surge of energy.) Okay then. Let's race!

Announcer: DRILL! (The ship turns into the Yellow Drill and burrow-dives through the ground and past Robo Cartman. Robo Cartman flies after the ship, passing the two ginger kids, with the latter being sent spinning for a few seconds by Robo Cartman's slipstream. The ship burrow-dives through the ground, heading down a road with a Prison Capsule at the end. The Screen shifts to the Prison Capsule, which is destroyed when the ship pierces through it from below with the Yellow Drill, thus freeing the Wisps, including the vigilante Pink Wisp. Robo Cartman immediately after shows up at the wreckage of the Prison Capsule and grabs a White Wisp as he flies by. The screen shifts to the vigilante Yellow Wisp releasing itself from the ship and Ace flies it down the road. He then gives the vigilante Pink Wisp next to him a thumbs-up as a Prison Capsule containing the vigilante Orange Wisp and other White Wisps comes into view. The ship and the vigilante Pink Wisp then charge ahead, turning into the Pink Spikes in the process, a form of which the ship uses to tear the Prison Capsule apart and free the Wisps from it. Meanwhile, Robo Cartman has grabbed more White Wisps and drains one of them of their energy. The White Wisp turns into a Purple Wisp which Robo Cartman lets go off. Meanwhile, the ship destroys another Prison Capsule using the Orange Rocket, thus freeing the Wisps inside, including the vigilante Green Wisp. The screen then shifts to a split screen of the tablet's map of Sweet Mountain on the top and a the bottom showing Ace Savvy, who is flying the ship One-Eyed Jack, Card Counter, the vigilante Wisps and Yacker continuing onward. Card Counter gives Ace a thumbs-up, who continues flying the ship. The screen shifts to the Jade Wisp giving the vigilante Orange Wisp a high-five before flying off to follow the ship alongside the other vigilante Wisps. Meanwhile, Robo Cartman drains a White Wisp of its energy, turning it into a Purple Wisp, before throwing it away. Robo Cartman then glows with a white aura in the presence of the two ginger kids before flying off. Ace, Jack, Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp continue down a road in the ship at high speed. Above them, Robo Cartman approaches them, with his shadow looming over the heroes. The screen shifts to Ace Savvy, just as Robo Cartman gets up next to him. The screen then shifts to a view of a Prison Capsule containing White Wisps and the vigilante Blue Wisp. The screen shifts back to the ship and Robo Cartman. One-Eyed Jack sees Robo Cartman next to him and tries to make the ship go faster. To his surprise, Robo Cartman overtakes him. The screen shifts to the Prison Capsule, where Robo Cartman turns around and starts charging towards the ship. Card Counter, Yacker and the Jade Wisp get scared. The Jade Wisp in particular flies out of the ship and then towards it as it flies towards Robo Cartman. The Jade Wisp phases into the ship, turning it into the Jade Ghost.) GHOST!

The ship dashes forward as the Jade Ghost, phasing through Robo Cartman in the process. The screen shifts to the Prison Capsule and the ship phasing into it. Shortly afterward, the Prison Capsule explodes. The ship flies among the wreckage as the Jade Wisp phases out of it and lands. After everyone exits the ship, they turn to look at Robo Cartman behind them. Robo Cartman briefly glows white as Card Counter (with her tablet in hand) and Yacker approach them after exiting the ship.

Card Counter: Oh no... (The screen shifts to Ace Savvy, who sadly picks up an unconscious Purple Wisp.) We're too late.

The Jade Wisp looks angrily at Robo Cartman. Robo Cartman starts glowing with a white aura as he walks toward Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack. The Jade Wisp flies towards Robo Cartman. Robo Cartman turns intangible and a clunking sound is heard. The Wisp Capsule in Robo Cartman's torso compartment falls to the ground and the Jade Wisp flies out of Robo Cartman, who turns tangible again. The Wisp Capsule glows brightly and releases Hyper-go-on that is passed between all the Purple Wisps present, including the Purple Wisp in Ace Savvy's hand, who is turned into the vigilante Blue Wisp. Several White Wisps surround them, the vigilante Blue Wisp and the Jade Wisp. The screen shifts to Robo Cartman as the two ginger kids catches up to him.

Ginger Girl: Don't worry, big bro! We can still defeat them together! (They jump in the air.) Form... CHANGE!

The Ginger Kids begin what appears to be a transformations sequence. At the end of it however, it is revealed that they are just clinging to Robo Cartman's arms. The screen shifts to Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and the Jade Wisp looking at the trio.

Ace Savvy: Hm. (The screen shifts to Ace Savvy as several White Wisps and the vigilante Wisps assemble behind him. The screen shifts to them entering the ship and it starts forming with the vigilante Yellow Wisp.) Let's do this!

The ship turns into the yellow drill.

Announcer: DRILL! (The ship burrows towards the trio before emerging right below Robo Cartman's feet, knocking them into the air. The screen shifts to the ship being formed with the vigilante Pink Wisp.) SPIKES! (The ship, as the Pink Spikes, begins spinning around Robo Cartman, causing the Ginger Kids to fall off him and fall to the ground. Their bodies land on the ground and look up to see Robo Cartman fall down from above.) HOVER! (The ship, as the Green Hover, intercepts Robo Cartman and flies him into the sky, before throwing him upward and flying down.) ROCKET! (The ship, as the Orange Rocket, flies past Robo Cartman, causing him to spin around.) CUBE! (The ship, as the Blue Cube, comes down on Robo Cartman, pushing towards the ground. The screen shifts to the Ginger Kids standing up. They then notice the shadow around them, just before the Blue Cube lands on top of them. As the dust settles, Robo Cartman is revealed to be defeated and going offline while the two ginger kids lay face first in the food flavored dirt.) Game over...

The screen shifts to the trio and the vigilante Wisps standing in front of the defeated villains.

Card Counter: We did it! Jade, you were so brave! (The Jade Wisp blushes.) And Lincoln and Clyde. Good work. As usual.

Ace Savvy: (Gives Card Counter a thumbs up) Piece of cake, Little Sis. (A Green Wisp flies in and hands a piece of cake over to them.) Oh, well that's a... Heh... Guess an "A" for effort. (He looks back at Card Counter.) Lisa, what's wrong?

Card Counter is tapping on her tablet with a frown. Ace Savvy hands the cake back to the Green Wisp.

Card Counter: We were able to save Jade's friends, but there's still so many Wisps in danger. Thousands of them. I'm just... not... sure we can save all of them...

Ace Savvy puts his hand on Card Counter's shoulder.

Ace Savvy: You're right, sis. We probably can't. 'Cause these guys might beat us to it! (The screen shifts to a view of Sweet Mountain that shows countless Wisps breaking their siblings out of capsules left and right.) When a problem seems too big to solve on your own, you do what you can... And maybe ask a little help from your friends. Right?

Card Counter: Right!

One-Eyed Jack: We all got our jobs to do. Right, little guy?

He claps hands with the Jade Wisp, causing him to turn intangible. While he shakes off the effects, the vigilante Wisps fly off with the two ginger kids and the pieces of Robo Cartman in a damaged capsule. The trio and Yacker take their leave.

Ace Savvy: And I'm ready to go back to doing our job: ruining bad guys' whole lives.

The Jade Wisp watches the trio and Yacker leave the scene.

Card Counter I'd say it's more a hobby, really.

One-Eyed Jack: Yeah. A job can never be this much fun. Now let's rejoin Freedom Pals and help them with their competition.

After the trio and Yacker got on the ship, the Jade Wisp smiles and flies away with the vigilante Wisps. The screen then scrolls up to reveal a view of Sweet Mountain's sky.


The screen translated back to Tenorman's base on Sweet Mountain, and he managed to get them out of the damaged capsule.

Scott T: You bumbling imbeciles! You had ONE job, and it was to prevent those heroes from freeing the wisps, but you fucking failed me!

Ginger Girl: We're sorry.

Scott T: I don't wanna hear it! But don't worry. I have cameras everywhere on this planet. And I know some certain heroes who will die by my hands!

He laughs evilly.


The two super hero girls managed to make it to the finish line, panting heavily.

Lipstick Girl: Who won?!

Super Craig: It was a tie. You both crossed the finish line at the same time.

Call Girl: Okay. In that case, it's ass kicking time!

Lipstick Girl: Prepare to die with your phones, you fucking skank!

The two girls were about to battle each other before they were shot at by a bunch of lasers. An army of ginger bots appeared and Scott Tenorman appears in a hover pod.

Scott T: Miss me, assholes?

The Coon: No we fucking didn't!

Mysterion: What are you doing here?!

Human Kite: Yeah! You really pissed us off when you decided to blast us up here and millions of miles away from our home planet!

Scott T: My ginger bots are here to kill you since I had to deal with some other brats destroying my wisp capsules!

Call Girl: What?!

Scott T: Nothing! Ginger Bots, attack!

(Play Vs. Captain Jelly & Admiral Jelly Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this part.)

The ginger bots start to shoot their lasers.

Toolshed: Freedom Pals, go!

They all start fighting the gingerbots. Super Craig punches several bots and destroyed them, The Coon mauled the bots with his claw rings, Human Kite uses his lasers on them, but then the two girls decided to make this a competition.

Call Girl: I'll defeat the most ginger bots!

Lipstick Girl: No! I will!

The Coon: Will you bitches put your rivalry on hold for a second?!

Call Girl: After this, let's beat Coon's ass for calling us bitches.

Lipstick Girl: That I can agree on.

They continued to battle more ginger bots and ended up destroying them. However, more ginger bots appeared, powered up with tons of Wisp Energy.

Human Kite: Whoa! How did they get so powerful?!

Mysterion: I don't know, but we can take them!

The ginger bots filled with wisp energy started attacking Freedom Pals. They all got up and just as the ginger bots were about to shoot at them, the ship, formed into the cyan laser, blasted through them and was back to normal. Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and Card Counter exited the ship with Yacker and came to their aid.

Ace Savvy: You need some help?

Mysterion: Thanks. Call Girl and Lipstick Girl, you two need to put your differences aside and work together! Stop acting like a couple of toddlers and help us! You don't have to turn everything into a competition between you two because that's what will get all of us killed!

Call Girl: He's right. We've been acting so immature and that's what's almost got us into situations like that. This isn't who I am. I am a superhero and I'm gonna act like it! Lipstick Girl, let's kick some robotic asses. Together.

Lipstick Girl: Okay then. Let's go it!

Scott T: So you're gonna team up? Puh-lease! Ginger bots, attack!

(Play Come On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot for the rest of this section.)

The robots started charging towards them.

Ace Savvy: Hold the line... (They continued charging.) Hold the line... (As soon as they got closer.) Now!

At the 0:17 mark of the song, Freedom Pals, Ace Savvy, One Eyed-Jack and Card Counter began battling the ginger bots. Call Girl and Lipstick Girl did a double punch on one of the ginger bots. Lipstick Girl users her lipstick laser to slice some of the ginger bots in half. Call Girl then uses her selfie sticks to destroy more ginger bots and uses her phones destroyer move on them, causing them to electrocute and explode. The Coon slices though the robots in slow motion and then it reverts back to normal speed. When everyone is using their powerful attacks on the ginger bots, it goes to slow motion and back to normal speed. They all continued battling the robots throughout the song. Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack punched and kicked through the ginger bots, and they get destroyed. Ace Savvy flies and then punches more of them. Human Kite and Toolshed combined their powers and destroyed more of them. The Coon and Mysterion double teamed and used their powers to attack more ginger bots. Super Craig punches more ginger bots, Card Counter pushes a button and a laser gun pops up and destroys more gingerbots and at the end of the song, the ginger bots were all destroyed and all of them were panting heavily.

The Coon: It's over, Tenorman!

Scott T: Oh, it's not over yet! I'll see you again soon and when I do, you will all be destroyed!

He flies off.

Call Girl: Lipstick Girl, you were awesome.

Lipstick Girl: Thanks. Now let's head back to the Space Tree.


(Play If You Want It by Niteflyte for this section.)

The ship is now flying back to the Space Tree.

The Coon: No way... You actually helped them?

Ace Savvy: Yeah. We weren't gonna let those wisps suffer by them.

Toolshed: Wow. That's impressive.

Call Girl: Hey, Lipstick Girl. Do you maybe wanna hang out sometime?

Lipstick Girl: Sure. It would be nice of us to hang out, just like when we're not cosplaying as these heroes.

Call Girl: Yeah.

Mysterion: You guys actually managed to get along. We're impressed.

Call Girl: Why thanks.

Toolshed: You're welcome.

Human Kite: Now let's go back to the Space Tree. I wonder how our friends were doing while we were gone.

The Coon: So, has Yacker given you any more information, or limericks, or whatever it is he's spouting?

Card Counter: Well first, remember this translation stuff isn't 100%.

Human Kite: Trust me. We remember.

Card Counter: So anyway, these aliens are made up of a REALLY powerful energy source called Hyper-go-ons. It's inside of them.

Toolshed: Like a battery?

Card Counter: No. Well, sort of. It's their life source. You only got a taste of it and look at what happened. "Battery" is sort of an understatement. The funny thing: it was first translating as "horrible body odor." (The Coon smells his left armpit.) Anyway, it seems an evil man - and you might know him - who they call "Ginger Nosehair" was...

The Coon: Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ginger Nosehair?! That's the best thing that I've heard all day! I gotta remember that one.

Ace Savvy: (Chuckles) I know. I've already written it down.

Card Counter: Anyway, he's draining them of their power, ALL of their power, and using it for an evil... aquatic mammal? An evil dolphin? No, a porpoise! Oh! An evil purpose.

The Coon: That's great intel. Keep working on it.

Card Counter: So what are you gonna do the next time we go out on a mission?

The Coon: We'll find Ginger McNosehair, of course. Ha ha! I'm totally calling him McNosehair.

The ship managed to go back to the space tree.


Stay tuned for episode 10.