Episode 12: Canned Heat
Everybody entered the dance room again, just like in Episode 10.
Sally: Since Bessie has a new Zune, we should test it out in here.
Bessie: But I don't know what song we should dance to.
Professor Chaos: Well, this is supposed to be our reward for shutting down the generator at Starlight Carnival.
Card Counter: Speaking of which, shouldn't we be focused on saving the aliens?
The Coon: Tenorman's plans are on hold, so we have time.
Millie (Mighty B): Wait. I know the song we should dance too. Remember that Napoleon Dynamite danced to in his movie? We should play it.
Bessie: Okay. Thanks for the suggestion, Millie.
She searches for the song on her Zune until she found it and plays it.
(Play Canned Heat by Jamiroquai for the rest of this chapter.)
The Archer: Oh boy. I'm so ready to dance to this!
Vulture Girl: Me too. Let's dance!
Everybody begins dancing. Linus and Sally did their dance moves from A Charlie Brown Christmas, and then Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack did the moonwalk. Snoopy and Happy did the popular happy dance while Yacker was jumping for joy in the air. Ben was going 5's dance move from A Charlie Brown Christmas until 5 approached him with an angry look. Ben awkwardly smiles and walks away. Professor Chaos started tap dancing. Charlie Brown is doing his dance moves from the Space Mom episode and the Peanuts Movie. Bessie does the Orange Justice dance. Tom is tap dancing and trying to step on Jerry while doing so until Spike punched him. Portia does a ballerina dance while Gwen breakdances next to her. Toolshed, Human Kite, The Coon, and Mysterion did their fingerbang dance moves. 3, 4 and 5 did their dance from A Charlie Brown Christmas. Pig-Pen was dancing and kicking his dust around, making everyone in the room cough. The Archer was doing the Groove Jam dance move, Shermy, Violet and Frieda were also doing their dance moves from A Charlie Brown Christmas, and Penny did Patrick Star's dance move from the SpongeBob episode Yours, Mine and Mine while Portia and Gwen watch and get disgusted again. The Full House Gang, Lynn Sr, Rita and Darcy did their Best Thing Ever dance move from Really Loud Music. Captain Diabetes and Sophie did a slow dance. General Disarray attempted to dance before The Coon tripped him. Thomas and Laura danced around like a couple would, which Super Craig and Tricia facepalmed. General Disarray attempted to dance before Lucy yelled at him. Yacker jumped for joy in the air. Prince of Darkness started breakdancing, Schroeder did his dance move from The Peanuts Movie. The South Park parents did slow dances with their respective husbands and wives. Liane was the only one who didn't since she is a single mother. Millie did the robot, Spike was teaching Tyke how to dance. Tom and Jerry danced next to each other. Tricia breakdances while Super Craig does a moonwalk. Throughout the rest of the song, everything goes back and forth between dances. Tricia breakdances multiple times. Vulture Girl stands on one hand and spins around like a top. They all continued dancing, but the song ends abruptly at the 4:28 mark after everyone noticed Colonel Rawls.
Colonel Rawls: You are all having a dance party...
Charlie Brown: Sir, we can explain.
Colonel Rawls: ...without me?!
Sally: Wait, you actually wanted to have fun here?
Colonel Rawls: Yeah. Sometimes when I have nothing to do, I just come here and dance. But all of you will drop and give me 20 after this!
Portia: Fuck!
Rawls resumes the song on the Zune and begins breakdancing and everybody continues to dance for the rest of the song. Captain Diabetes and Sophie dance together while Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally and Recap Robot did the robot dance. The song and all the dancing ends with Toolshed and Call Girl sharing a kiss.
Colonel Rawls: I've never had this much fun in my life. And for excluding me from all the fun, all of you drop and give me 20!
The Coon: Goddamn it.
Everyone starts doing 20 push-ups. Afterwards, they all left the room.
Stay tuned for episode 13.