Episode 13: Operation: F.A.I.L.E.D.-R.E.C.O.N
(Play Reunited by Peaches and Herb for this first section.)
In a ship flying through space, 5 kids were sector V from an organization called the Kids Next Door. They don't need an introduction since their show is popular on Cartoon Network. Oh, and in my fanfic universe, the events of Codename: Kids Next Door take place in this decade, and this fanfic takes place between the events of The Grim Adventures of the KND and Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S., meaning that Numbuh 1 hasn't joined the Galactic Kids Next Door yet. Anyways, inside the ship, the song is playing on the radio.
Numbuh 2: It took a while, but we finally got you back from Billy's dad.
Numbuh 1: Thanks Guys. I still don't get why he confused me with his son.
Numbuh 5: I think he was probably blind or just plain stupid like his son.
Numbuh 1: You can say that again, Numbuh 5.
Numbuh 4: So... What are we doing in space?
Numbuh 5: We're going on a recon mission on a planet called Tundra.
Numbuh 4: You mean that snowy planet that resembles Antarctica?
Numbuh 5: That's right.
Numbuh 1: We gotta be careful when we reach that planet. Who knows what vile creatures the adults might throw at us?
Numbuh 4: Quick question. Why are we listening to this song on the radio?
Numbuh 2: It's because it's Numbuh 5's turn to choose which songs we listen to.
Numbuh 5: Yup, and I say we're listening to soul songs.
Numbuh 4: But then again, anything is better than listening to that stupid Rainbow Monkeys song.
Numbuh 3: Hey! I can assure you that Rainbow Monkeys are not stupid!
Numbuh 1: No arguing when we're about to do the mission! We're about to approach the planet now.
Numbuh 2: Um, Numbuh 1?
Numbuh 1: What is it?
Numbuh 2: There's a ship behind us.
Numbuh 1: Wait what?!
The music abuptly ended as the ship behind them started to shoot at them.
Numbuh 4: What the heck is going on?!
Numbuh 5: We're being shot at, Fool!
Numbuh 1: Kids Next Door, battle stations!
Just as they were about to activate their weapons system, the ship behind them began to shoot at them.
Numbuh 2: We're getting attacked!
Just as they activate their weapons systems, the ship behind them begins to shoot them down.
Numbuh 4: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
The ship begins to fall rapidly into the frozen planet Tundra.
Numbuh 2: I'm gonna try to land this thing!
The ship continues to fall rapidly and then it crashes hard into the snow, and two of the operatives were thrown out. The ship behind them began to fly past them as one of the people who were in the ship laughed at them before flying off.
Numbuh 1: Ow... You guys alright?
Numbuh 2: Yeah. We're fine.
Numbuh 4: We're alive? Yes! We're alive! Woo-hoo!
Numbuh 2: But our ship is totaled!
Numbuh 4: Are you serious?!
Numbuh 2: I'll try to rebuild it.
Numbuh 1: Okay. Is everyone present?
Numbuh 4: Wait. Where are Numbuhs 3 and 5?!
Numbuhs 1 and 2 were shocked to see their female partners missing.
With Numbuhs 3 and 5, they both managed to get up uninjured.
Numbuh 5: Whoever shot us down is so gonna pay for that!
Numbuh 3: But where are the boys?
Numbuh 5: I don't know, but that crash landing seperated all of us from each other.
Numbuh 3: Do you think they're dead?!
Numbuh 5: Will you calm down?! They're not... (Numbuh 3 bursted out crying.) They're not dead, fool! Just calm down! We're gonna find them. Those three will find a way to find us. Well, two of them will. Now come on. Let's go and find some shelter.
Numbuh 3: Can we call them first?
Numbuh 5: Our communitcators were destroyed in the crash.
Numbuh 3: Oh...
Numbuh 5: Come on. Let's go and find some shelter.
Numbuh 3: Okay. Also, since the radio survived the crash, do you wanna listen to a song?
Numbuh 5: Fine. Go ahead and play it.
Numbuh 3: Yay!
She plays Michael Jackson's Remember the Time on the radio.
Numbuh 5: Let's just go.
Both girls begin to walk through the planet while the song plays. Back with the boys, Numbuh 2 is continuing to rebuild the ship with Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 4 helping him. He continues to fix the ship just so the boys can find their female members. Back to the girls, they continued to walk through the planet when they approached the cave.
Numbuh 3: Is this a cave?
Numbuh 5: Yeah. We'll rest up here. Now come on.
The song ends and they went inside and they approached a small part of the cave and the first thing they saw was a bunch of their worst enemies trapped in cages.
Numbuh 3: What the?
Numbuh 5: Alright! What's goin' on here?!
Mr. Boss: We all got a signal stating that you brats were here on this planet, so we all flew our spaceship here and here we are. Trapped in cages.
Cree: All true.
Numbuh 5: Sis?!
Cree: Hey. You mind getting us out of here?
Numbuh 276: Yeah! These cages are really uncomfortable!
Numbuh 5: Is this a trap?!
Father: Why would this be a trap if we are literally trapped in cages?!
DCFDTL: Father is right. We have been trapped in here for hours, and we've been trying to figure out who put us in here!
Numbuh 3: Who would do such a thing?!
Numbuh 5: Whoever's responsible is so getting a butt kicked! Only we get to do that to our worst enemies!
Nightbrace: Guys, look!
Count Spankulot: Is that the man who put us here?!
Numbuhs 3 and 5 prepare their weapons and coming from the shadows was none other than the Toiletnator.
Toiletnator: Surprise!
Sticky Beard: Oh no!
Mr. Boss: Oh! It's the Toiletnator!
Toiletnator: That's right! I was the one who trapped you all in here! And if you wanna know why, it's because all of the villians have been treating me like garbage! You guys never invite me to any of your plans to destroy the Kids Next Door!
Mr. Wink: That's because you're the reason why they keep defeating us!
Mr. Fib: Yeah! You always ruin everything!
Toiletnator: Silence! And not only that, you always find ways to exclude me from your hangouts!
Mr. Boss: What? Who told you that?
Toiletnator: My new partner! I didn't want to believe him at first, but he then showed a slideshow of all of you mistreating me!
Mr. Boss: So your new partner was spying on us?
Toiletnator: That's right! He actually had a drone recording everything you did to me! And it made me mad!
Numbuh 5: (Looks at the villians) Seriously, if you all hated him so much, why didn't you just kick him out of your squad?
Mr. Boss: Because we love messing with him and seeing him getting beaten by you brats.
Crazy Old Cat Lady: So, who's your new partner?
Toiletnator: That's a good question. Numbuhs 3 and 5, let's just say that you know him since he's apart of your squad of brats! You can come out now!
Toiletnator's partner comes out and to the girls' shock, he is none other than Numbuh 13.
Numbuh 13: Why hello there, Numbuhs 3 and 5.
Numbuhs 3 and 5: Numbuh 13?!
Numbuh 13: That's right! And everything the adults did to the Toiletnator, you and the rest of the Kids Next Door did those same exact things to me! Excluding me from your parties, tricking me into going on fake missions just to have all the cool missions all to yourself, getting me catpured by the adults on purpose and my own sector, MY OWN FRICKIN' SECTOR DIDN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT ME GETTING KIDNAPPED BY THESE LOWLIFE PIECES OF GARBAGE!!! IT'S LIKE YOU ALL TREATED ME LIKE I'M BAD LUCK!!!
Numbuh 5: Um, We traded the Toiletnator back to them just to get you back!
Mr. Boss: Yeah! Toiletnator, are you gonna let him speak to us like that?!
Toiletnator: Yes I am! We have been nothing but butt monkeys in our respective groups for far too long and we have had enough! The two of us are not only gonna destroy the Kids Next Door, but the adults as well! And guess what? We were the ones who sent you all that fake email, and now, you are all gonna be trapped here while we destroy that moonbase and the villian's base as well!
Numbuh 13: And as soon as both the adults and the Kids Next Door are destroyed, we will be unstoppable and nobody's gonna stop us!
Both of them laughed evilly.
Numbuh 5: Not if we have anything to say about it!
But then Numbuh 13 pushed a button and a cage fell on Numbuhs 3 and 5.
Numbuh 3: What the?!
Numbuh 5: Let us out of here!
Toiletnator: I don't think so!
DCFDTL: When we get out of here, you two are dead, especially you, traitor!
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 13, you betrayed us and for what?! Because you couldn't handle being an outcast and now you're gonna end up killing both us and our worst enemies?!
Numbuh 13: That's right. Have fun freezing to death while we take over the galaxy!
The outcasted duo laughed eviliy as they ran out of the cave, got on their ship and flew out of Tundra as quick as they could.
Back with Numbuhs 1, 2 and 4, they are flying through the planet.
Numbuh 1: Numbuh 2, are we close to Numbuhs 3 and 5?
Numbuh 2: Yeah. We're approaching their location, which is that cave up ahead.
Numbuh 4: Okay. Let's go inside and get them!
They landed the ship and entered the cave and they saw their teammates and worst enemies trapped in cages.
Numbuh 2: What is going on here?! Who did this to you two?! And why are the adults trapped in cages?!
Numbuh 5: It was Numbuh 13 and the Toiletnator. They trapped us in cages and are planning to destroy both the adults and the Kids Next Door.
Numbuh 4: What?! Yeah right! Those two are massive screw ups! Is this another sick prank the adults are pulling on us?!
Mr. Boss: How would we trick you if we are trapped in cages?!
Numbuh 2: That's a fair point.
Count Spankulot: I really hate to say this, but the only way we're gonna have to stop those two is to put aside our differences and work together.
Numbuh 4: No way! We would never team up with you creeps!
Mr. Boss: Look! It's the only option! This will be a temperary truce until we stop those two! Let us out of these cages so we can get off this frozen planet!
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 1, do you really think we can trust them? They're our sworn enemies.
Numbuh 1: Look. We don't have any other options. All right, Adults. We'll form a temperary truce until we defeat the Toiletnator and Numbuh 13.
Father: That's what I like to here. Now get us out of these cages!
Numbuh 2: There's a control panel over there. I can hack into it and try to release them from their cages.
Numbuh 1: Okay. Hurry.
He nods and approaches the control panel. He begins to hack into it and when he succeded, all the cages were lifted up and everyone was freed.
Numbuh 5: Let's go and kick some butt!
They all exited the cave and got on their respective ships.
Back in Space, they are flying to the moon base.
Numbuh 4: I'm still not comfortable teaming up with the adults.
Numbuh 5: It's only until we stop those two screw ups are stopped.
Cree: I appreciate you saving me Sis, but that won't stop me on destroying you when this is all over.
Numbuh 5: I know.
Numbuh 4: But here's one thing I don't get. The Toiletnator is a lame excuse of a villian and Numbuh 13 is a massive loser. How would those two be able to destroy us? I mean look at how incrediblely weak they are!
Numbuh 2: Yeah. I don't think we should be afraid of them. They won't try to stop us.
Numbuh 5: So how did they trap us in cages?
Numbuh 1: She has a point.
Mr. Boss: I cannot believe this. After everything we've done for the Toiletnator, this is how he repays us?! What did we ever do to him?!
Numbuh 4: You really shouldn't be asking that question. Besides, this whole mess is your fault for treating him badly!
Mr. Boss: Oh no! Don't you dare put the blame on us! You have done the same things to Numbuh 13, so you shouldn't be talking!
Father: Yeah! You're the ones the blame as well!
Numbuh 1: Arguing won't solve anything! We must stop them before...
The radio static was heard.
Numbuh 86: Everyone, come in! We are in grave danger!
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 86, what is going on?!
Numbuh 86: The Toiletnator and Numbuh 13, they have tied all the operatives up and trapped them in cages and they have all been decommissioned and turned into mindless toilet paper zombies with helmets!
Numbuh 5: What?!
Nightbrace: Why haven't we thought of that, but not the toilet paper crap?
Mr. Boss: Are your friends alright? Not that I care or anything.
Numbuh 86: Daddy? Is that you? If so, please come quick!
Everyone (Except Numbuh 1 and Mr. Boss): Daddy?!
Numbuh 2: Wait. So, Numbuh 86 is your daughter?!
Count Spankulot: You have a daughter who's apart of the Kids Next Door and you didn't tell us?!
Mr. Boss: We'll talk about this later! Right now, we gotta stop those screwups before it's too late!
Numbuh 86: Hurry! I'm not sure if I can hold them off! (A bunch of loud noises was heard from the radio and the heard the door being kicked open.) Oh no! They're inside! Daddy! DADDY!!!
Static was heard afterwards.
Mr. Boss: Fanny?! FANNY!!! (He then dropped to his knees.) No! I've lost my daughter!
Numbuh 5: Don't worry. We'll save her.
Mr. Boss was extemely furious.
Mr. Boss: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE TWO, THEY ARE GONNA PAY!!!
Numbuh 4: Wow. Never come between a man and his daughter.
When they got to the moonbase, what they saw horrified them. It was all covered in toilet paper and what was added was an extra top floor with Numbuh 13 and the Toiletnator's heads as monuments.
Numbuh 1: Oh dear god, I'm gonna be sick...
When they landed, they exited their ships and looked around.
Numbuh 3: Looks desserted.
Father: Okay. What's the plan?
Numbuh 4: I thought you came up with one!
Mr. Boss: You idiots didn't come up with a plan?!
Numbuh 1: Look. We'll just have to storm our way to the top of the moonbase, and if you see any of our operatives as mindless toilet paper zombies, don't try to engage in a battle. If they spot you, just try to hold them off and make sure they don't get you.
Mr. Boss: You heard him! Let's go and save my daughter! And my friends and those brats of course.
Numbuh 3: I wanna play a song on our radio for our journey!
Numbuh 1: Go ahead, but don't make the music too loud.
Numbuh 3: Okay!
(Play If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher for this part of the section.)
Numbuh 3 plays the song on the radio and they all entered the moonbase. They begin to make their way to the top of the moonbase. When they entered, they snuck pass the operatives who are under the Toiletnator and Numbuh 13's control. At the 0:43 mark, they walk in slow motion on the third floor, determined to save their friends. Throughout the rest of the song, they all continue to walk through the base. And when they are about to make it to the inside of the monuments, the song ended with a record scratch when the mind controlled operatives surrounded them.
Numbuh 1: Seriously?!
Mind Controlled Operative: Prepare to get stomped!
Numbuh 4: I don't think so!
He grabs the radio from Numbuh 3.
Numbuh 3: Hey!
He plays Bangerang by Skrillex and Sirah on the radio from the 0:25 mark and starts punching and kicking all of the mind controlled operatives.
Mr. Boss: Well, we're doomed.
He finished punching and kicking them all and they were all freed from the mind control.
Numbuh 4: Looks like dubstep never dies.
Suddendly, they were all knocked unconsious by one of the mind control operatives.
Later, they woke up trapped in a cage while Numbuh 4 was tied up and trapped in a small cage.
Cree: What the?!
Numbuh 2: How did we end up in here?!
Numbuh 1: I think those mind controlled operatives we just encountered were a distraction so the Toiletnator and Numbuh 13 would capture us!
Crazy Old Cat Lady: And we all fell for it?!
Toiletnator: That's right!
They came from the shadows.
Numbuh 13: Since we are both sick and tired of being the butts of everyone's jokes, we are gonna eliminate all of you in those cages with this death laser! Now any last words?!
Numbuh 5: Numbuh 1, any ideas?
Numbuh 1: Do any of you have a spare key in case they trapped us in this cage?
Mr. Boss: They took all of our keys while we were knocked out!
Numbuh 1: Seriously?!
DCFDTL: They also took our weapons.
Numbuh 5: That's just great! Now we're all screwed!
Numbuh 4 struggles to break free, until he moved one of his arms and untied himself. Just as the outcasted duo begins to fire their death laser, Numbuh 4 breaks out of the small cage he was trapped in and everything was now in slow motion.
(Play Angel of the Morning by Juice Newton for the rest of the section and after the 0:55 mark, skip to 3:03.)
As everything is in slow motion, Numbuh 4 runs towards the cage the rest were trapped in and breaks it open. He then punches both Numbuh 13 and the Toiletnator hard in the face before he gets to the machine and shuts it down. The outcasted duo screamed in horror as their plan has failed.
Later, the outcasted duo are now tied up as all of the Kids Next Door opeatives, including the ones who were turned back to normal and got recommissioned after the recommissioning module was repaired and their worst enemies gave them angry glares while they were tied up with tape covering their mouths.
Numbuh 4: So what should we do with these two?
Numbuh 1: Well, the adults can figure out what they can do with the Toiletnator. But we already found a perfect punishment for Numbuh 13. Numbuh 86, you ready to decomission him?
Numbuh 86: Oh definitely! I've been waiting to decomission him ever since the day he became an operative! Numbuh 362, what do you think?
Numbuh 362: Normally I'd be against this because he's not a teenager yet, but since he became a traitor and tried to kill all of us and our worst enemies, I'll allow it.
Numbuh 86: Perfect!
Mr. Boss: Okay Brats. Consider this truce over. Next time we meet, we'll be ready to destroy you!
Numbuh 1: And we'll kick your butts like always!
Numbuh 362: Yeah. Now all of you get out of our moonbase!
Nightbrace: Okay. We'll leave and punish the Toiletnator.
The adults left.
Numbuh 362: If they hated him so much, why won't they kick him out?
Numbuh 1: I honestly have no idea.
Numbuh 362: And Sector V, I understand that you only teamed up with the adults to stop the Toiletnator and Numbuh 13, but you do know that adults aren't allowed here. Although, you did save all of us from being destroyed by them, so I'll let you off with a warning. If you do this again, you'll be decomissioned.
Numbuh 3: Okay. We won't do it again.
Numbuh 4: I can't wait to see that dork finally get kicked out!
Numbuh 1: Let's go watch it.
They left to watch the decommissioning of Numbuh 13.
Later, Numbuh 13 was about to get decommisioned.
Numbuh 86: Any last words before you become decommisioned?!
Numbuh 13: No please! I'm sorry for what I did! All I wanted was to be treated with respect! I promise I'll change! I promise I won't do it again!
Numbuh 4: Just decommission him already!
Numbuh 86: Don't tell me what to do!
She then activates the decommission module and Numbuh 13 has lost all of his memories of his time as a Kids Next Door operative, and all of the operatives cheered in delight because they no longer have to put up with his screw ups ever again. After he was decommissioned, he got off the chair.
Numbuh 86: Get this four-eyed brace face out of here!
Two operatives grabbed Numbuh 13 and he was taken away.
In Space, Sector V have left the moonbase and are about to go back to Earth.
Numbuh 1: Glad we don't have to put up with Numbuh 13 ever again.
Numbuh 4: Yeah. He was nothing but a screw up!
Numbuh 5: You said it. And I bet the Toiletnator got a punishment much worse.
Numbuh 1: Yeah.
With the villians, they are brutally beating up the Toiletnator.
Toiletnator: Please give me another chance! I'm sorry!
Mr. Boss: Shut up! If you betray us and tried to kill us all, this would be happening, now would it?!
They continued to beat him up and he was then spanked by Count Spankulot. He was crying as the villians continued to beat the crap out of him for his actions.
Back in space, a ship flies towards Scott Tenorman's Impenetrable Space Fortress of Doom. It was revealed that the Delightful Children from Down the Lane were piloting it and they entered the base, but they were getting aimed at by Ginger bots.
DCFDTL: We're not here for trouble. We want to talk to your boss.
Ginger Girl: Hold your fire! (She exits from the crowd of Ginger bots and approached them.) You wanted to see Scott Tenorman?
DCFDTL: Yes. Is he here or not? We want to strike a deal with him.
Ginger Girl: He's on Earth, but I'll try to get him to come back here.
Several moments later, Tenorman returned to the fortress and saw the Delightful Children.
Scott T: So... You five want to form a partnership with me.
DCFDTL: Yes we do. With your army, we can destroy both the Kids Next Door and your worst enemies.
Scott T: Hmm... I love that idea! Okay. I'll lend you half of my Ginger Bots. And when I return here, I will work on my plan to take over the world with you five as my fellow assistants!
DCFDTL: Okay. It'll be perfect.
Scott T: Anyways, I'm going back to Earth now. I'll be back here sometime after Halloween.
He leaves.
DCFDTL: Those Kids Next Door won't even know what'll hit them!
They all cackled evilly and the screen goes blank.
End Transmission
(Play the Codename: Kids Next Door Outro Song for the rest of the chapter.)
The End Credits shows Numbuh 13 watching TV at his house on Earth and he doesn't remember his time as a Kids Next Door operative. He was changing channels and this lasted for 20 seconds.
Numbuh 13: Garfield? I guess I could watch it.
He turns on Garfield.
Stay tuned for episode 14.