Episode 25: Showdown in Aquarium Park (Part 1)
At the Space Tree...
Colonel Rawls: I am very proud of you all for your hard work on saving those aliens, especially on Planet Wisp. In fact, our scouts managed to find another generator.
Sally: Really? Where?
Space Tree Scout: On a planet called Aquarium Park.
Pig-Pen: Hey. Those locations sound familiar.
Recap Robot: We know. And maybe you can save more aliens before Tenorman tries to use their power for his own gain.
The Coon: Yeah. It's our job to stop him before he does more damage.
Human Kite: You know you're the reason why those wisps keep getting captured.
The Coon: Shut up, Kahl!
Colonel Rawls: Don't start no arguments! Get out there and save those wisps! That's an order!
Bessie: Yes Sir!
She salutes him.
Colonel Rawls: Oh, and one more thing. There are some special ships already at the planet, so make sure you get in them. Since some part of the planet contains water, they can go underwater and switch into submarines.
The Coon: Kewl!
Colonel Rawls: Alright. Now that I've explained the details, go out there and shut down those generators!
All: Yes Sir!
(Play Lost in Music by Sister Sledge for this section.)
Everyone gets in the ships and start to make their way to Aquarium Park.
Chance Sureshot: This mission is very important, so we cannot do anything that will get us killed.
Professor Chaos: So much for blowing stuff up.
Stephen: You're not blowing anything up, Mister!
He gulps.
The Coon: Ha! Chaos got yelled at by his dad.
Human Kite: Will you quit being a dick for once, Cartman?!
The Coon: Whatever you say, Jew Kite.
Human Kite rolled his eyes.
Bessie: (Singing along to the song) We're lost in music
She hums to the beat of the song.
Caught in a trap
She hums to it again.
No turnin' back
Gwen: Portia, why did you have to give her that Zune?
Portia: Her walkman was destroyed by the ginger bots in Starlight Carnival! I didn't want to hear her annoying crying!
Sally: Wow! Look at all the stars in space!
Eleven of Hearts: Stars? Like Justin Timberlake, Anna Kendrick, Mike Myers and several other movie stars?
Card Counter: Not those type of stars, Leni.
Lucy (Peanuts): Dumbass.
Toothpick Sally: Everyone, we're approaching an asteroid field!
Charlie Brown: Oh good grief.
At the 1:08 mark of the song, they start to fly around the asteroid field.
Millie (Mighty B): What if we hit one of those asteroids? We will all die instantly if we hit them in one of these ships!
Chance Sureshot: We're professional space pilots. We know when asteroid is coming.
Recap Robot: Fly through the holes of the asteroids, everyone!
Call Girl: What?
Toothpick Sally: Trust us! You'll make it!
Lucy (Peanuts): This is suicide!
Card Counter: Let's just get this over with!
At the 1:40 mark of the song, they fly through the holes of asteroids and continue to make their way to Aquarium Park.
The Archer: Hey Lads! I see the planet!
They start to make their way to the planet and the song ends.
(Play Area - Aquarium Park by Sonic Colors for this section.)
They landed near the new ships and got out of the ship they arrived in.
Sally: Wow! Aquarium Park is awesome!
Lucy (Peanuts): Yeah. No kidding.
Professor Chaos: Let's get in the ships.
Prince of Darkness: Yeah.
Captain Diabetes: Good idea.
They all got into the ships and after Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and Royal Flush got on their ship, Queen of Diamonds is struggling to get in her side of the ship.
Ace Savvy: Push down on it.
Queen of Diamonds: What?
Ace Savvy: Push it down.
Queen of Diamonds: I am pushing down on it!
Ace Savvy: Push the button! (She ends up pushing the keyhole.) It looks like you're pushing the keyhole.
Queen of Diamonds: The what?
Ace Savvy: There's a button under the handle. Press that in!
She pushes the button.
Queen of Diamonds: Okay. Now what?
Ace Savvy: Open the fucking door!
She opens the door and enters the ship.
Queen of Diamonds: That is a stupid design, (She closes the door to the ship.) and your instructions were very unclear!
Ace Savvy: Let's find that generator and save those aliens.
He begins flying and ends up hitting the ship Portia got in.
Portia: Hey! Watch it, Jackass!
Queen of Diamonds gave her brother an angry glare and he looks at her.
Ace Savvy: It's our first time in these new ships, okay! Why would I know anything about flying one of these things than you do?! Don't see you volunteering.
Queen of Diamonds: Do you want me to fly it?
Ace Savvy: No.
Queen of Diamonds: I'll fly it.
Ace Savvy: I don't want you to fly it. I got this.
They all managed to get the ships in the air.
Bessie: Wow! These ships are awesome!
Chance Sureshot: It's wisp rescue time!
The ships start to fly away, unaware that Scott Tenorman is watching them from his base in Aquarium Park.
Scott T: So, they think they can stop me from controlling the power of these aliens, huh? Well, they've got another thing coming! Ginger bots, head to their location! I'll send you the coordinates!
Ginger Bot: Yes Sir!
They all fly out of the base.
(Play Aquarium Park Act 1 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
The ships are flying through Aquarium Park.
Sally: Wow. This planet is amazing!
Lucy (Peanuts): Yeah. I wish we packed our bathing suits.
Violet: We did pack them. Remember?
Lucy (Peanuts): Oh yeah.
Toothpick Sally: We're not here for sight seeing. Look.
They all saw ginger bots behind them.
Shermy: Ugh... How do they keep following us?!
Ben: It's like knew we were coming!
Call Girl: Oh every fucking planet we go to?!
Chance Sureshot: Come on. Let's all take them out!
They all start firing at the ginger bots and they all start firing back.
Professor Chaos: I can't believe this is happening again!
Human Kite: Shit! We're being ambushed!
Bessie: Oh no! If I die, who's gonna remember me as an honored scout?
Gwen: Yeah. Maybe we should let them kill Bessie first.
Toothpick Sally: Come on! You're supposed to be working as a team!
The ginger bots continued firing until a laser blasted them.
Tricia: Looks like they're a pile of scrap heap now!
Super Craig: Thanks Sis.
General Disarray: We got more coming!
Chance Sureshot: We must go underwater!
Everyone: On it!
They all go underwater after the ships transformed into submarines.
Card Counter: Wow! This is the best use of technology yet!
General Disarray: I know. I'm really enjoying this!
The Coon: Of course you geeks would like this.
Ace Savvy: Don't say that to my sister!
General Disarray: Um, he insulted me too!
Lucy (Peanuts): Nobody in the universe likes you, Dougie!
A drill wisp sees them and begins to swim towards them. It then forms with Charlie Brown's ship and it turn into the yellow drill underwater.
Announcer: DRILL!
The ship speeds through the water with the other ships following.
Charlie Brown: Ah!
Patty: What is going on?!
Chance Sureshot: It's happening again. Let's go!
They followed Charlie Brown's ship as it's about to reach the surface, thanks to the drill wisp.
(Play Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar for this section.)
The yellow drill shoots out of the water and attacks all the ginger bots. But more of them appear. All the ships turn from submarines to ships and start firing at the ginger bots.
Chance Sureshot: Looks like we're having another huge planetary battle!
Lucy (Peanuts): Yeah! We're blasting some bitches tonight!
The Coon: These assholes don't know when to give up!
Professor Chaos: Hey Ginger Bots! If anyone's gonna take over the universe, it's gonna be me! I'm the real villain!
Call Girl: Chaos, can you please corporate until all of this is over?!
Tom and Jerry are in their ship and they start blasting the ginger bots.
Toothpick Sally: Looks like those two have put aside their differences for once.
Bessie: Yeah. It's hard getting a cat and a mouse to be friends.
The Coon: You know they still hate each other, right?
Ace Savvy: We have more ginger bots coming!
Strong Suit: Time to blast them out of the sky!
At the 0:30 mark, the ships they are on begin to blast them all out of the sky. The ginger bots fight back, but starts to get destroyed. More ginger bots are continuing to get blasted out of the sky.
Professor Chaos: (Cackling evilly) Take that! Now we're gonna shut down that...
Some ginger bots shot at them and they are beginning to fall out of the sky.
The Archer: Oh my god!
General Disarray: I'll try to turn this into a submarine!
Prince of Darkness: Hurry before we crash!
The ship crashes into the water, leaving everyone in shock.
Ace Savvy: OH NO!
Toolshed: Butters, Pip and Damien just got blasted out of the sky!
Card Counter: Um, Dougie was in there with them!
The Coon: We don't care about Dougie. He can die for all we care.
Card Counter: Seriously?! You don't care if he dies?! What is wrong with you?!
Lucy (Peanuts): Hey! He has a point! Dougie sucks! He deserve to get killed for all we fucking care! Those ginger bots did the right thing, even though we're pissed that they did this to Butters, Pip and Damien!
Card Counter: What the hell is wrong with all of you?! Dougie did nothing to deserve this!
The Coon: Oh please! The only thing that little ginger faggot ever did that pissed us off was exist! I mean why would anyone like a four-eyed red headed failure like him?!
Lucy (Peanuts): You know? I prefer Charlie Brown over that ugly little freak.
The song abruptly ends with a record screech.
Human Kite: For once, I actually agree with Cartman.
Toolshed: Yeah. Dougie sucks.
Portia: We'd rather lick a cactus than spend a day with that loser!
Gwen: Yeah! I'd prefer Stinkinbottom over that ginger loser.
Card Counter: I can't believe you guys! You're all acting bunch of assholes and you've been like this ever since we came up here!
The Coon: How about you shut the fuck up, you little nerdy toddler bitch!
Ace Savvy: Hey! Don't you talk to my sister like that, you fat raccoon!
The Coon: I'm not fat, Junior Grandpa!
Ace Savvy: You're not any better than Dougie because you were the reason why we're in this mess in the first place!
The Coon: How about you fuck off, Stinkin Loud!
Strong Suit: Hey! Only I call him Stinkin!
The Coon: Piss off, you luck loving whore! (Strong Suit was extremely angry at what the Coon just said to her.) And Lincoln, you should do us all a favor and have your family lock you out of the house again!
It was at this moment that the Coon knew he fucked up.
Ace Savvy: Say that one more time...
The Coon: HAVE YOUR FUCKING FAMILY FULL OF RETARDS LOCK YOU OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN!!!
Ace Savvy lost it and got really pissed due to The Coon bringing up the events of the infamous NSL incident.
Queen of Diamonds: Lincoln, calm down. Let's focus on the mission.
Royal Flush: Yeah. Please don't do anything that will get us killed!
Ace Savvy then furiously door slams his ship into the Coon's.
Toolshed: Ah!
Human Kite: What the fuck, dude!
Ace Savvy: Don't you EVER bring that incident up again! You don't even realize how upset I was when that incidnet happened!
The Coon: Well, it was your fault for lying to your shitty family about being bad luck!
Ace Savvy: My family and I agreed to never speak of that incident again! And also, you're just mad that I actually have friends, unlike you! And at least if I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't turn her into a fat racist moron like what you did to that girl Heidi from what Human Kite told me the other day!
The Coon: Kahl, you told him about what I did to Heidi?!
Human Kite: Of course I did! What you did to Heidi was fucked up, and even if I didn't tell Lincoln, he was gonna find out anyway!
Ace Savvy: Exactly! You're nothing but a spoiled brat who antagonizes everybody he sees! You're a Lucy Van Pelt wannabe!
Lucy (Peanuts): Hey! Don't drag me into this!
The Coon: Oh, so you wanna go?!
The ginger bots stopped firing at them and watched their argument.
Ginger Bot 1: Wow. Some team they are.
Ginger Bot 2: Yeah. They can barely stand each other while us ginger bots are tighter than family.
Ginger Bot 3: Yeah. Let's not bother killing them. They'll end up killing each other.
The ginger bots fly off.
The Coon: You're a fucking asshole for defending your sister, who like to dick ride Ugly Dougie!
Card Counter: Hey!
Ace Savvy: You don't ever say that to my little sister! At least she's actually smart, unlike you!
The Coon: Well, why don't you go home and cry in that small walk-in closet you call a fucking room?! It's so tiny, not even a little shrimp like Dougie would fit in there!
Ace Savvy: Well, how about you go home and cry to your daddy?! Oh wait! He's dead because YOU FED HIM TO YOUR HALF-BROTHER!
His family was shocked at what he said.
Night Club: That was a bit too far, little bro.
Queen of Diamonds: Yeah. Not even I would say stuff like that.
Tom and Jerry wondered is this how they would act towards each other.
Spike: Youse two know how we feel when you always fight.
The Coon: You know what? How about you blast yourself into space and kill yourself that way!
Ace Savvy: How about you piss off and leave everybody alone! It's no wonder why everybody in your town hates you!
The Coon: OH YEAH!!! WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD...
Ace Savvy and the Coon continued arguing and then mostly everyone who took Coon's side began to join the argument. Human Kite and a few others took Ace Savvy's side and began to yell at the ones who took the Coon's side. Toothpick Sally was getting angry and fusturated by all of the fighting. She then growls angry while everyone continued screaming at each other and begins to lose it.
Toothpick Sally: ENOUGH!!! ALL OF YOU STOP THIS ARGUING THIS INSTANT!!! (They all stopped.) Why is it that every time we go on a mission, you always have to get into arguments?! You are a team, so act like it! Like what the hell is wrong with you?! We invested so much in you all! So much! And look at you all! Acting like a couple of school kids!
Lucy (Peanuts): We are a couple of school kids.
Toothpick Sally: That's not the point! (To The Coon) You've got a LOT to prove, boy, and you're swanning around like butter wouldn't melt! (To Ace Savvy) And as for you, you should know better. I'm disgusted. You should all be ashamed!
Ace Savvy: Toothpick Sally, I...
Toothpick Sally: Not a word. Not a SINGLE word. I should have Rawls send you all back to Earth right here and now. You've almost screwed our chances of living another day! The Space Tree is bigger than just you all, and your petty squabbles. GROW UP! Anymore, and you're ALL out. You hear me?! Sureshot, Recap and I will finish these missions ourselves if we have to!
Ace Savvy: We're sorry.
Chance Sureshot: You should be. Your fighting is gonna get us all killed one day if you keep this up.
The Coon: Fine. We'll just continue the mission.
Recap Robot: Good.
Chance Sureshot: Oh, and when we get back to the Space Tree, we're gonna tell Rawls about the way you behaved just now.
Ace Savvy: What?
The Coon: You don't have to do that.
Toothpick Sally: Yes we do! We have had enough of you guys arguing and fighting each other during missions! We're here to save aliens, not argue like a bunch of toddlers! And maybe after the punishment he gives you, you will learn how to get along because your lack of teamwork is gonna get everybody killed!
They are now worried about what punishments Rawls is gonna give them for the arguement they just had.
Lucy (Peanuts): We're sorry.
Recap Robot: It's good that you apologized, but we're still telling Rawls.
Colonel Rawls: (From the comms) I heard it all, so you don't have to tell me. And to all the cadets, I'm gonna have a serious talk with all of you when you get back to the Space Tree!
Now they are worried even more as the ships began to fly through Aquarium Park.
(Play Aquarium Park Act 2 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
They are currently searching for the generator.
Sally: I hope Butters and his friends are okay.
Schroeder: So do we.
Charlie Brown: How do the wisps keep going into Everything?
Lucy (Peanuts): How should I know?
Sally: I'm hungry. (She sees The Bucket O'Sushi.) Maybe we can grab a bite to eat?
Charlie Brown: Yeah. I could go for a meal.
Chance Sureshot: Yeah. Let's go and get something to eat. After that, we're going back to the mission.
The ships landed and they all got off them.
Bessie: I'm so ready to eat.
Mysterion: So am I.
They go inside.
(Play I Know [You Don't Love Me No More] by Barbara George for this section.)
Inside the restaurant, it was revealed that some bird people survived the explosion and are hard partying in the Bucket O'Sushi.
Bird Person: And then I said, you should peck her off!
They all laughed hard and continued partying. They then noticed the space tree crew entering and the song abruptly stops.
Taserface Jr: Oh no!
The Coon: What?! How did you all survive that explosion?!
Taserface Jr: We hopped in escape pods! And now, since you assholes killed my father, Taserface Sr, you will now face the wrath of his son: Taserface Jr!
They all cheered and the Coon laughed hard.
The Coon: I forgot that your dad's name was Taserface! Hey Taserface, you should be called Asshurt Flying Rat!
Everyone laughed hard until Taserface Jr pulled out a gun and shot Mysterion.
Mysterion: Ah!
Bessie: Jesus Christ!
Taserface Jr: I challenge you to an sushi eating contest, and one of you is gonna have to beat me and we will set you free if you win. But if I win, you all die! And I choose... (Points at Violet) ...her!
Violet: What?!
Taserface Jr: Yup! And I'm the universe's greatest eating contest champion.
The Coon: Maybe your name should be called FatassFace!
Everyone laugh hard at The Coon's roast on Taserface Jr, making him really angry.
Taserface Jr: YOU SHOULDN'T BE TALKING, TRASH PANDA!!!
The Coon: What the fuck did you just call me?!
Violet: Wait! Let me handle him. I'm gonna win this eating contest.
Patty: Are you sure?
Violet: Yes. He picked me, and I'm gonna beat him.
Lucy (Peanuts): You do realize that the last time you were in an eating contest, you ended up throwing up for days, right?
Violet: Don't remind me!
Sally: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get you that win in the sushi eating contest!
(Play You're the Best Around by Joe Esposito for this section.)
Violet and Taserface Jr begin their eating contest when the ref blows the whistle. They both start eating as much sushi as they could. Taserface Jr was eating really fast and Violet starts to put as much sushi in her mouth as once. She had a hard time swallowing it, but then she finally swallows it. Taserface Jr continues eating as fast as he could, but then he stops and his stomach was rumbling. Violet continues eating the sushi. And after the song ends, the contest was over and Violet wins.
Referee: Violet Gray from Planet Earth wins!
The Space Tree crew cheer.
Sally: Way to go Violet.
Violet: I don't feel so good...
Bird Person: Junior, you okay?
Taserface Jr: I think... I'm gonna...
He gags and vomits on the floor.
The Coon: Aw sick!
Violet: That is so gross...
She gags and then it cuts to outside the restaurant. Everybody inside was heard vomiting.
Later, everyone exited the Bucket O'Sushi after throwing up a lot.
Sally: Grossest eating contest ever.
Toothpick Sally: Oh don't worry. We are never coming back to this place ever again.
Card Counter: Good idea because the food there is way too gross.
Ace Savvy: Yeah. Let's just go.
Bessie: Good idea.
They entered the ship and start to fly away.
(Play Aquarium Park Act 3 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Their ships continue to make their way to its location.
Chance Sureshot: Like Toothpick Sally said, we are never going there again.
Linus: I agree.
Toolshed: Guys, look!
He noticed a big patch of water. They then turned the ships into submarines and start to make their way through the planet underwater.
Millie (Mighty B): Don't worry, Aliens. We're coming to save you.
For the next 3 minutes, they continue their journey to find the generator and save all the wisps.
At Tenorman's base...
Scott T: Those bird people I paid failed to beat them?! Unbelievable! No matter! I have one person left for this plan!
Admiral Jelly enters and approaches Tenorman.
Admiral Jelly: Captain Jelly told me this is the place.
Scott T: Yes. Freedom Pals, the Full Deck and the other Space Tree fuckers are currently trying to stop my plans of universe domination! I need you to head to the generator and set a trap for them! And after they fall for it, kill them all except for Eric Cartman aka The Coon! I want to kill him myself!
Admiral Jelly: Yes Sir!
He leaves the base.
Scott T: They won't know what'll hit them!
He cackles evilly.
Stay tuned for episode 26, which is the 2nd and final part of this 2 parter.