Episode 27: Asteroid Coaster
One week after everyone got suspended from going on missions due to their nonstop bickering, the suspensions were lifted after the week past. Anyways, Gwen enters the barracks and notices her brothers.
Gwen: When did you guys get in here?
Justin: Yesterday.
Max: Yeah.
Note to readers, I gave Gwen's brothers names since their names weren't revealed in the Mighty B.
Gwen: Okay... So did Rawls say you can stay here?
Johnny: Yeah.
Gwen: Okay.
Portia: Hey Gwen. Rawls says it's time to... (She sees Gwen's brothers.) Your brothers are here?
Gwen: Yeah.
Portia: Okay. Anyways, Rawls wants us for another meeting.
Gwen: Okay.
When they got to the meeting...
Colonel Rawls: Okay Everyone. We are one step closer to saving the wisps, so I need you to figure out where the generator is. I also sent Charlie Brown, Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and Card Counter there, but they haven't came back yet, and most of the ships are going to be washed, while some are already clean. So I need three of you to head to Asteroid Coaster, find them and help them find the generator there.
5: I'll go.
3: So will me and 4.
Colonel Rawls: Okay. Now find our friends, help them find that generator and save those aliens!
(Play Running With The Night by Lionel Richie for this section and skip to 1:23)
3, 4 and 5 got in one of the ships and starts to fly to Asteroid Coaster. 5 controls the ship through space.
5: When we get to Asteroid Coaster, don't touch anything. Okay Guys?
3: Okay.
He continues to fly them to Asteroid Coaster and he sees the asteroid field surrounded by roller coaster tracks.
5: Time to land this thing.
At the 2:32 mark of the song, they made their way to the planet and got off the ship wearing oxygen space helmets.
3: This place looks cool.
5: Okay. Now let's find the generator.
(Play Area - Asteroid Coaster from Sonic Colors for this section.)
The three 95472 siblings are currently looking for the generator.
5: Stay close and don't go to any monsters.
3: We won't.
5: Good because every time we counter monsters, it's always because of you.
They made their way through Asteroid Coaster slowly.
3: Why are we sneaking around?
5: In case we ran into some ginger bots.
3: We haven't ran into them.
4 nods in agreement.
5: Just be quiet.
Suddenly, the siblings were captured by an unknown being.
3: What the hell?!
5: Oh my god!
They were all taken.
At a random restaurant in Space...
Kevin S: I'm so glad to be in space with you, Red.
Lipstick Girl: It's Lipstick Girl.
Kevin S: You're still beautiful in that costume.
Lipstick Girl: I know. And you're hot in that Star Trek costume.
Human Kite: And why did I agree to be your chaperone again?
Kevin S: Because we need you to stop some ginger bots from ruining our date.
Human Kite: We haven't seen any of them since we came in here.
Lipstick Girl: Whatever. Just keep watch.
Human Kite: Whatever you say, lovebirds.
Kevin S: More like lovebirds in space.
Lipstick Girl: Aw Kevin!
Human Kite: At least it's better than spending a second with Cartman.
Back at the Space Tree, the Chaos Group, except for Prince of Darkness are watching Wall-E on the TV, and the movie is playing the scene where Wall-E and EVE are having fun in space.
Professor Chaos: Hmm...
The Archer: What's your plan?
Professor Chaos: I'll tell you later.
General Disarray: We're not considering copying what we see on TV, are we? We don't want a repeat of the Jackass thing.
Professor Chaos: Don't remind me. But we could do it.
The Archer: Oh yes! We can grab a fire extinguisher and go out into space with it!
Professor Chaos: I love that idea.
General Disarray: Guys, as much as I love doing evil and villainous things, that's a terrible idea. Fire extinguishers are for emergencies only and Rawls will be really pissed.
The Archer: He's in his office all the time. It's not like he's gonna notice.
Professor Chaos: Yeah.
General Disarray: You know what? Fuck it. I'll head to the security office and hack the cameras. You get the fire extinguisher, and if we get caught, it's your fault.
The Archer: Okay then. Let's do this!
(Play Asteroid Coaster Act 1 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for this section.)
Charlie Brown is currently running through asteroid coaster while trying to find the generator. He hides behind a rock.
Charlie Brown: Where is that generator? I need to save those wisps. (He sees some ginger bots flying by. They all flew by until it was all clear. He then got on his hoverboard and starts to make his way to the location. He then noticed robotic replicas of the planets of the solar system.) Tenorman made his versions of our solar system? That's nice, but no time to enjoy it. It's time to complete my mission!
He continues to make his way through the asteroid planet.
Meanwhile, Ace Savvy and One-Eyed Jack approached a factory and noticed all the trapped wisps.
Ace Savvy: What is this place?
One-Eyed Jack: Whoa. This is where he converts them into the strange... negative... aliens with the freaky energy.
Card Counter approaches them.
Card Counter: Oh, there you are. I thought I lost you for a second. Did you find... anything... interesting? (She noticed the factory.) Look at all of them. He's captured thousands of aliens.
Ace Savvy: Don't worry. We'll get 'em out.
Card Counter: Guys, I haven't seen Yacker for a while.
Ace Savvy: Don'r worry Sis. I'm sure he's okay.
One-Eyed Jack: Yeah. But you'll have to excuse us because we have a generator to shut down.
Card Counter: Right.
They left the factory.
(Play Car Wash by Rose Royce for this section.)
Back at the Space Tree, The Coon is in his bathing suit begins to wash the dirty ships. He then scrubs all the ship with his body. Throughout the song, he continues to wash the ship when he was caught by Mysterion.
Mysterion: Uh, what do you think you're doing?! You know what you're doing is traumatizing everyone!
The Coon: So? Some people do it! I even saw Dougie do it while he was washing Mrs. Daniels' car one time, and he was naked!
Mysterion: That's because he's a disgusting little creep!
The Coon: Yeah, and I'm not gonna doing it the same way he did because I'm actually in a bathing suit! And by the way, I've been doing this for a week as a punishment for the whole arguing with people during the Aquarium Park mission thing a week ago.
Mysterion: Oh whatever. At least this will teach you a lesson for being a dick to people!
He then leaves him alone.
The Coon: That's what I thought.
With Gwen's brothers...
Justin: What should we do since our sister is with Portia in the board game room?
Max: I don't know. Wait. Where's our baby brother?
Johnny: I don't know. Who was watching him?
Tobias: Uh... Guys?
He points at their baby brother blasting off into space in a pod.
Justin: Oh no. Gwen is gonna kill us.
Tobias: Not if we find him.
Max: We don't know where he is gonna be!
Johnny: That's why we're gonna be flying out into space to get him back.
Tobias: You want us to fly out in space?
Johnny: Yes, we we can get our baby brother back!
Max: Okay. Now let's go and get him back.
(Play Drift Away by Dobie Gray for this section and skip to 0:32.)
Gwen's four brothers gets in on of the ships and fly out into space. They are making their way to where their baby brother was being sent to.
Justin: We're coming, Baby Bro.
The ship continues flying to it's locationand the song ends.
The Archer is holding a fire extinguisher.
Professor Chaos: Scene recreation time.
The Archer: Yup!
The door opens and he puts on a oxygen space helmet. He then jumps out into space and he flies around the Space Tree, using the fire extinguisher.
Professor Chaos: Awesome.
Call Girl approaches them.
Call Girl: What the hell are you doing?!
Professor Chaos: Nothing.
Call Girl: (Sees The Archer outside the space tree with the fire extinguisher) Is that Pip outside with the fire extinguisher?!
General Disarray: Uh...
Call Girl: Are you guys imitating a scene from Wall-E?!
Professor Chaos: No?
The Archer was passing by out the window with the fire extinguisher.
Call Girl: I knew it. (She puts on Rocket Shoes and an oxygen space helmet and jumps out and into space. She then approached The Archer.) Pip Phillip Pirrup, what the fuck do you think you're doing?!
The Archer: None of your business, super slut!
Call Girl: What did you just call me?!
The Archer: Nothing, you fucking bitch!
Call Girl: For a British kid, you are so fucking rude! That's it! I'm telling Rawls what you and the other two idiots are doing!
The Archer: You have to catch me first!
(Play Asteroid Coaster Act 2 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for the rest of this section.)
The Archer squirts the foam out of the fire extinguisher and it hits Call Girl's helmet. She then chases The Archer all around the Space Tree. She continues to chase him through space. Professor Chaos and General Disarray watch them from the Space Tree.
General Disarray: I told you this is a bad idea.
Back outside in space, Call Girl continues to follow The Archer, who is still holding the fire extinguisher. They then past through a window, and inside, Portia and Gwen were playing chess while Koinu no Carnival - From "Minute Waltz"- by EHAMIC is playing in the background at the 0:12 mark.
Portia: Um, why did you choose this song?
They didn't notice Call Girl and the Archer's chase from outside.
Gwen: I just like anime. Okay?
Portia: Whatever. Wanna go to Asteroid Coaster after this?
Gwen: Sure. This game of chess we're playing is almost done anyway.
The Asteroid Coaster Act 2 remix resumes as the chase continues through the asteroid field.
Call Girl: Get back here, Frenchie!
The Archer: I'm not French! I'm British, Super Slut!
Call Girl: Stop calling me that! (She then got closer to The Archer as they were going really fast in Space. When the fire extinguisher runs out of foam, she finally manages to grab him.) Gotcha! When we get back to the Space Tree, I'm so telling Rawls! Now let go of that fire extinguisher!
The Archer: It was empty anyway.
He then threw it at Call Girl, but misses and it floats away in space.
Call Girl: Are you insane?!
The Archer: I'm a supervillain! Of course I'm insane!
She grabs his arm and tries to fly them back in the space tree, but her rocket shoes ran out of fuel.
Call Girl: Oh shit.
The Archer: What happened?
Call Girl: My rocket shoes are out of fuel, and now we're stuck out here!
The Archer: What?!
Call Girl: This is all your fault! If you didn't try to imitate a scene from Wall-E, none of this would've happened!
The Archer: Actually, you should've minded your business instead of being a dumb bitch! Maybe we wouldn't even be in this mess! Maybe you can call someone on your phones.
Call Girl: There's no cell service in space, dumbass!
The Archer: Oh yeah.
Back at the Space Tree...
Professor Chaos: Oh no! We're in big trouble! If Rawls finds out, he's gonna tell my dad and I'll get grounded!
The Space Tree Trio approach them.
Toothpick Sally: What are you guys talking about?
Professor Chaos: Uh...
General Disarray: Tell them the truth.
Professor Chaos: Oh fuck it! Call Girl and the Archer are lost in space because we may have sort of tried to imitate a scene from Wall-E.
Chance Sureshot: What?!
General Disarray: I wanted no part of this. I told them it was a bad idea, but they wouldn't listen!
Toothpick Sally: Really?! Imitating something you would see on TV?!
Professor Chaos: Well, we're kids! Kids do it all the time!
Recap Robot: That is due to parents not keeping a close eye on them.
General Disarray: Look, we're about to go out into space and find them, so can you help us?
Toothpick Sally: Sure. And we won't say a word to Rawls if you promise us to never do it again.
General Disarray: We promise not to do it ever again. Right, Butters?
Professor Chaos: Right.
Recap Robot: Let's hope you keep that promise.
(Play In the Meantime by Spacehog for this section.)
Professor Chaos and General Disarray both have on rocket shoes and are about to go out and into space.
Chance Sureshot: Make sure you radio back to us when you find them.
General Disarray: Okay. Come on, Chaos. Let's go find them.
Professor Chaos: Yeah.
The chaos duo approach the doors and put on oxygen space helmets and they are about to go out into space.
Toothpick Sally: You ready?
Professor Chaos: Yeah. We're ready.
Recap Robot: Okay. Here goes.
After Recap pushes the button, the door opens and the chaos duo backed up a little and they jump out into space and at the 0:35 mark of the song, they start to fly through space to find The Archer and Call Girl. They start to make their way to where Call Girl and the Archer are at.
General Disarray: When we find them, we'll radio back to Sureshot.
Professor Chaos: Yeah, and let's hope Rawls doesn't find out.
They begin to search for Call Girl and the Archer. They searched through an asteroid field, and looked inside some asteroids, meanwhile with the two, The Archer tried to grab one of Call Girl's phones, but she angrily smacks his hand really hard, and he starts to rub it in pain. At the 1:20 mark, the Chaos duo continue to search for Call Girl and the Archer. General Disarray sees them from a distance and they finally approach them.
General Disarray: There you guys are.
Call Girl: Finally!
The Archer: Thanks for finally finding us. My rocket shoes ran out of fuel!
Professor Chaos: Anytime. Now let's go back to the Space Tree.
The four begin to make their way back to the space tree until the two rocket shoes worn by the Chaos duo ran out of fuel. The song abruptly ends at the 2:18 mark with a record scratch sound.
General Disarray: Oh shit. We're out of fuel.
Professor Chaos: What? I thought I grabbed the right shoes.
General Disarray: Butters, what rocket shoes did you get?!
Professor Chaos: Don't get mad, but I probably got the rocket shoes with half the fuel in the tanks.
Call Girl: What?!
General Disarray: You didn't get the ones that are full of fuel?!
Professor Chaos: I didn't know they all look the same!
Call Girl: Damn it, Butters! Why don't you ever think?! You're so stupid!
The Archer: He was just trying his best!
Call Girl: Shut up, Pip!
General Disarray: Guys, shut the fuck up for a minute! I gotta call Sureshot! (He begins to call Sureshot.) Sureshot, we have a problem.
Chance Sureshot (Through walkie-talkie): What is it?
General Disarray: We found Pip and Wendy, but our rocket shoes ran out of fuel because someone... (Stares angrily at Professor Chaos) ...grabbed rocket shoes that are half full of fuel!
Toothpick Sally (Through walkie-talkie): Goddamn it! Look, we see if someone nearby who can pick you up. We don't want to face Rawls' wrath for this.
Call Girl: Great! Now what?!
General Disarray: Wanna make out?
Call Girl: Fuck no! I hate you, Dougie!
Back at Asteroid Coaster, Gwen's brothers are searching for their baby brother.
Justin: Hello? Baby Bobby? Where are you?
Max: I hope he's okay.
They were now surrounded by a group of frenzy wisps. They then grab the brothers and took them to their king, which is a frenzy wisp with a crown, who has their baby brother.
Tobias: What do you want from us?!
The frenzy wisp with the crown pulled out a radio and plays a song.
(Play Hot Stuff by Donna Summer for the rest of this section and skip to 0:32.)
The frenzy wisps start dancing to the song.
Max: What the?
The Frenzy Wisps continued to dance and they grab the brothers. Baby Bobby was clapping in excitement and laughing. The brothers were scared while the Frenzy Wisps danced with them. Meanwhile with Portia and Gwen, they are at the planet and Gwen heard the song.
Gwen: Do you hear that?
Portia: Hear what?
Gwen: Get in front of me.
Portia gets in front of Gwen and she hears the music.
Portia: I remember this song. It's Hot Stuff by Donna Summer.
Gwen: Really?
Portia: Yeah. My mom was a huge Donna Summer fan, and was depressed after she died.
Gwen: I felt bad for your mom after her favorite singer died.
Portia: Me too. She's still upset about it to this day.
Gwen: That sucks.
Portia: Yeah. Let's go to where it's coming from.
They both start to make their way to where it was coming from.
Back with the brothers, they tried to grab their baby brother, but song ends abruptly and the frenzy wisps form into one big monster. They attempt to attack the brothers before a laser was shot at them.
Gwen: Boys, come on!
Justin: Okay!
(Play Asteroid Coaster Act 3 Remix from Sonic Colors Ultimate for the rest of the section.)
Portia, Gwen and her brothers all ran after Justin grabbed Bobby and they all ran away from the Purple Frenzy. The Purple Frenzy chased after them and they all managed to get in the ship Portia and Gwen were in. The purple frenzy destroys the ship the brothers were in and the other ship blasts off.
Gwen: What were you guys doing?!
Justin: Trying to save our baby brother.
Gwen: You were supposed to be watching him!
Max: We know, and we're sorry.
Gwen: Sorry's not gonna cut it!
Portia: Guys, look!
She sees Call Girl and the Chaos Trio.
Outside the ship, Call Girl and the Chaos trio are still floating in the same area in space.
Call Girl: I can't believe I'm stuck floating in space with three stupid Melvins. (General Disarray is about to grab Call Girl's skirt until...) And Dougie, I swear to god if you pull up my skirt and perv all over me, I will throw you into the goddamn sun so you can fucking burn to death!
General Disarray: We're like thousands of miles from the sun.
She angrily punches General Disarray in the balls and he screams in pain.
Call Girl: You are the worst boy I have ever met.
A ship approaches them.
Portia (Through megaphone): What are you all doing out here?
Call Girl: We're floating in space. What do you think we're doing? We're in this mess because these stupid dumbasses imitated something from Wall-E!
Gwen (Through megaphone): Wow. How incredibly stupid.
Call Girl: I know!
Portia (Through megaphone): Don't worry. We'll try to get out inside.
Call Girl: Okay.
(Play All I Want by The Offspring for this section.)
Back at Asteroid Coaster, Charlie Brown frees the number siblings and they all run to the ship he go on.
Charlie Brown: You okay?
5: Yeah. Thanks for saving us.
Charlie Brown: You're welcome. Now let's get out of here!
They got on the ship with Ace Savvy, One-Eyed Jack and Card Counter already onboard and they fly off with the purple frenzy behind them. Meanwhile, Human Kite, Lipstick Girl and Kevin Stoley got in their ship and start to make their way to the rest, and when they all got there...
Portia: Okay. Let's find a way to get these four in our ships.
The song ends with the purple frenzy approaching them and it roars and another song plays.
(Play Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra for the rest of this section.)
Charlie Brown: Oh good grief.
Some wisps approached the ship. The Spike Wisp gives the other wisps a command and they nodded. And the Purple Frenzy roars at them. Portia fires the cannon on the ship, but the monster roars at them. Call Girl pulls out her selfie sticks.
Call Girl: Guys, launch me into that monster! I'll try to attack it!
General Disarray: Okay!
She was launched into the monster and she begins to attack the monster, which causes it to roar louder. She then bounced off a nearby ship and returns to where she was.
Professor Chaos: I don't think it's working!
The Archer: Let's all attack together!
All: Yeah!
Throughout the song, they all continued to battle the purple frenzy by using their superpowers and the ships weapons respectively. The Space Tree Trio entered in a ship and they stunned the purple frenzy. The drill wisp approaches Charlie Brown's laser gun and entered it. After he fired it, the yellow drill attacks the purple frenzy and it roared in anger.
General Disarray: Guys, nothing's working!
Justin: What are we gonna do?!
Kevin S: No matter what we do, it just won't go down!
One-Eyed Jack: We have one last chance to end this!
Justin: I know! (He shoots a big laser at the Frenzy Wisp and then it was stunned again.) Take that!
Gwen: Nice shot!
The Mother Wisp approaches them from behind and tries to calm down the purple frenzy and succeeds. After the success, the purple frenzy calms down and the song ends. The purple frenzy then dissolved into multiple frenzy wisps and gave their mother a hug. They then start to make their way to Planet Wisp.
Recap Robot: That is a cute moment.
Chance Sureshot: Sure is.
(Play Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club for the rest of this chapter.)
Call Girl and the Chaos Trio are back in the ships and they begin ti make their way back to the Space Tree.
Gwen: Are you guys okay?
Call Girl: Yeah. Thanks.
Portia: Don't mention it.
Gwen: And you four did a good job on that mission.
Max: Thanks.
Gwen: You're welcome. Now let's head back to the Space Tree.
Toothpick Sally: Oh, and the ships are all clean and ready to be used.
Call Girl: That's good to hear.
They all made their way back to the Space Tree.
Stay turned for episode 28.