Episode 29: Space Reunion
Colonel Rawls enters his office and he looks out the window and see something.
Colonel Rawls: What the...
(Play Fantasy by Mariah Carey for the rest of this section and skip to 0:21.)
A bunch of ships approach the Space Tree and are about to enter it.
Colonel Rawls: They better be friendly.
All the ships enter the Space Tree and land next to the other ships. The ship doors opened on all of them.
Chance Sureshot: I think we got some stowaways.
Toothpick Sally: We gotta check it out.
Recap Robot: It's in the domes room.
Chance Sureshot: Let's all go and check it out.
Everyone exited the food court and they enter the dome room. Exiting the ship are all of the Peanuts, South Park, Mighty B, Loud House and Tom and Jerry characters who didn't go to space, until now. The song ends.
Call Girl: Is that our friends?
Human Kite: Awesome!
Freedom Pals have all been reunited.
Mysterion: We're glad to see you again.
Wonder Tweek: Craig, I missed you so much!
Super Craig: I missed you too Tweek.
Peppermint Patty: Hey Chuck!
Charlie Brown: Hey Guys!
Marcie: Charles, I'm so happy to see you're alive.
Franklin: Yeah. We watched that Space Race on TV and we were all worried that you died.
Linus: Don't worry. We're okay now.
Liza (OC): Hi Eric.
The Coon: Hey Liza. I'm just happy to see you again.
Heidi: Ugh...
Millie (South Park): Don't tell us you want him back.
Heidi: Hell no! Not after he turned me into a spitting image of him!
Bebe: Wendy, I'm glad to see you again.
Lipstick Girl: Me too, Bebe.
Bessie: Rocky!
Rocky: Sup, B. How are you doing?
Bessie: I'm doing good.
Portia: Hey Rocky...
High Card: Hi Family.
Royal Flush: Lori!
Queen of Diamonds: We're so happy you're here!
Card Counter: But wait. What about Fairway University?
High Card: Well, the staff and students at my school has decided to go to space with me, so we'll be in the school university room on the top floor of this space station.
Ace Savvy: Okay.
Peppermint Patty: Chuck, give us a tour around this place.
Charlie Brown: Okay. Let's go.
Butch sees Tom.
Butch: Hey Tom! Over here! (Tom approaches Butch.) How have you been, Tommy Boy? I bet you've been doing good. Has that dumb dog Spike given you any trouble?
Spike punches Butch.
Spike: I'll let you know that I've been keeping that cat in check!
Jerry and Tuffy looked at each other.
Butch: I'm only messing with you. Say, have you caught those mice yet?
Tom looks at the two mice.
Tuffy: Don't even think about it.
Butch: Oh relax. I'm just kidding. So what have you been doing on space?
Spike: That's none of your business!
(Play Don't Stop Me Now by Queen for this section and skip to 0:31.)
Charlie Brown enters the barracks and shows them the room.
Charlie Brown: And here is the barracks.
Peppermint Patty: Cool! You have bunk beds!
Charlie Brown: Yeah. We also have a TV.
Franklin: Nice.
They then went to the food court.
Charlie Brown: And here is the food court. We have 3 meals a day here. The food here is cooked by Mrs. Stotch and Mr. Wu.
Mr. Wu: It's true.
Linda S: Yup. We volunteered to cook food for everyone.
Marcie: That's nice.
They then went to room 28.
Charlie Brown: And this is Room 28, which is used for Honeybee Troop Meetings.
Peppermint Patty: That's awesome.
He then showed them Freedom Pals' room.
Charlie Brown: And this room is where Freedom Pals have their base.
Professor Timothy: (I'm glad you all found a base here in this Space Station.)
Tupperware: Yeah. This is amazing.
Honey Queen: Yeah. Look like the super girls are back together.
Vulture Girl: You said it.
Call Girl: Yup. Although we do need to invite Bebe some day.
Mosquito: Yeah. I do want my girlfriend in here.
The Coon: Sorry, but four girls is enough. We don't need anymore female members.
Lipstick Girl: Oh fuck you, trash panda!
The Coon: Fuck you too, Call Girl rip-off!
Call Girl: I mean he does have a point. You copied my costume!
Lipstick Girl: Piss off, Wendy!
Marcie: Are they always like this?
Charlie Brown: Yeah. They even fight during the missions we go on.
Peppermint Patty: You have missions in space? Are you a Space Ranger now, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: No, but we're gonna graduate to become Space Rangers some day.
Vulture Girl: Charlie Brown, why does Peppermint Patty call you Chuck?
Charlie Brown: I don't know. But anyways, let's continue the tour.
For the rest of the tour, Charlie Brown shows his friends who just came to space all the rooms in the Space Tree. After that, they return to the barracks and the song ends.
Peppermint Patty: Best tour ever. But I wonder when we're going on missions.
Charlie Brown: It'll probably be a while.
Marcie: Okay.
Peppermint Patty: Let's go to the Space Simulator. Come on, Marcie.
Marcie: Okay.
They left the barracks.
Charlie Brown: How are things back on Earth?
Franklin: Good. We missed you all. Except Lucy of course.
Charlie Brown: Okay.
At the space simulator room...
Peppermint Patty: Wow! This is so cool!
Marcie: Yeah. This room is amazing.
Peppermint Patty: So what should I do in here?
Marcie: Try simulating some thing you would like.
Peppermint Patty: I'm gonna simulate myself shooting bad guys in space.
Marcie: Okay. (She pushes the button that activates the simulation.) Let the simulation begin.
(Play Don't Bring Me Down by Electric Light Orchestra for the rest of this section.)
Peppermint Patty: Okay. Let's do this! (In the simulation, Pepperment Patty is flying in space with Marcie as her commander.) Any bad guys around us?
Marcie: I see a bunch of enemy ships approaching us, Sir.
Peppermint Patty: Let's try to blast these guys into space!
Marcie: Those guys aren't real, Sir.
Peppermint Patty: Simulations make things real, Marcie, and stop calling me sir! Now let's do this!
She starts blasting all the simulated bad guys' ships. The bad guys in the simulator continue to shoot at her.
Marcie: To your left, Sir!
Peppermint Patty: Okay!
She continues to shoot at the enemy ships in the simulator. She is having a blast as she continues shooting at them multiple times.
Marcie: One more in front of you.
Peppermint Patty: He's going down. (She then blasts him and the simulation ended.) Awesome! We should use this more often!
Marcie: Yeah.
Colonel Rawls: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
Peppermint Patty: Uh oh.
Later in Rawls' office...
Colonel Rawls: That simulator room is for mission training only, not for joyrides! What if you broke it?!
Peppermint Patty: We're sorry.
Colonel Rawls: Sorry's not gonna cut it! Now drop and give me 50!
They then left after doing the push-ups.
Marcie: That guy is intense.
Peppermint Patty: Yeah.
Marcie: Now we have to do a safety test if we want to stay here.
Peppermint Patty: Ugh... But who's gonna teach us?
???: I'll teach you.
Peppermint Patty: Who said that?
It was Spacey McSpaceTree.
Spacey McSpaceTree: It was me.
Peppermint Patty: Is that a talking tree?!
Marcie: Looks like it.
Spacey McSpaceTree: My name is Spacey McSpaceTree, and I'm gonna teach you all about safety.
Marcie: I know all about safety, so it should be her.
Peppermint Patty: Marcie!
Spacey McSpaceTree: Okay then. Let's get started!
Peppermint Patty: Oh good grief.
(Play Taking Care of Business by Bachman-Turner Overdrive for this section and skip to 0:30.)
Spacey starts teaching Peppermint Patty about safety including the following: Peppermint Patty opens an oven that cooks a pizza, then she is about to grab it when Spacey moves her out of the way and shows her a demonstration by touching the pizza, causing him to be caught on fire as he stops, drops and rolls on the ground, then he gives Peppermint Patty oven mitts with her looking at the pizza with Spacey's handprint on it. We are then shown to Spacey and Peppermint Patty on a field where Spacey making the letter "S" with his arms while Peppermint Patty is wearing the oven mitts. We cut to the Virtual Simulation room where Peppermint Patty is in, wearing a virtual reality helmet as a space quake initiates and she's shaking, but Spacey grabs the helmet, pushes Peppermint Patty out of the way and shows her another demonstration by taking cover underneath a table, thus breaking the helmet and gives it back to Peppermint Patty. We are then shown to Spacey and Peppermint Patty once again on the field where Spacey making the letter "S" with his arms again while Peppermint Patty holds her broken helmet. We cut to the Peanuts Gang's bunker where Peppermint Patty lays down on her bed, but Spacey appears and gives another demonstration of how clothes will blind her by grabbing a pair of pants and blinding himself, thus Peppermint Patty leaves with a pillow. We are then shown to Spacey and Peppermint Patty on the field where Spacey making the letter "S" with his arms with a dancing jester dwarf while Peppermint Patty is wearing the oven mitts again. Cut to Peppermint Patty walking down the hallway with Marcie, looking horrible as the montage and song ends.
Peppermint Patty: That guy is annoying! How do I get rid of him?!
Marcie: Look Sir. You can try to take the test without him knowing.
Peppermint Patty: That's a good idea! Let's do it!
In Rawls' office...
Colonel Rawls: Spacey says you're ready?
Peppermint Patty: Yes.
Colonel Rawls: Okay. If he says you're ready, I believe him.
In the Space Tree classroom...
Colonel Rawls: This is our testing overlook machine, or as we like to call it T.O.M. It's proficient in all forms of safety protocol. Hello, T.O.M., this is Patricia, but you can call her Peppermint Patty.
T.O.M.: Hello, Peppermint Patty. I look forward to grading your test.
T.O.M. prints out a future-looking test.
Peppermint Patty: Woah. This is a test? Does it come with a crazy pencil or something?
Colonel Rawls: No, there's no pencil. Just call out your answer and it will fill in automatically. Once it's complete, insert it into T.O.M. Good luck!
He leaves the room.
(Play Slow Ride by Foghat for the rest of this part.)
Peppermint Patty: Let's do this. (She begins to take the test. Meanwhile, Spacey is searching for Peppermint Patty. He keeps asking everyone where she asked. He asked Kelly P, Hippie, Ronnie Anne, Sid, their friends and several others, but they said they didn't know where she is. He continues searching for her. Back with Peppermint Patty, she was almost done with the test. She continues taking the test putting the answers in automatically. Spacey checks the barracks where the Loud House characters sleep in, but Royal Flush and Queen of Diamonds looked at him freaked out. Spacey tries to tell them he's not a monster, but they didn't believe him and threw stuff at him. After that, he left the barracks and noticed the test room.) Hmm, hmm. This is easier than I thought. C! (The test fills up the answer.) Goodbye, Spacey and hello, life in the Space Tree!
Spacey McSpaceTree: PEPPERMINT PATTY!!!! (The song ends abruptly with a record scratch.) YOU'RE NOT READY!!!!
Peppermint Patty: Oh shit! A, B, D, A, B, B, B! (The test fills up her answers. Spacey runs towards Peppermint Patty while she runs with the test and is about to put it into T.O.M., but Spacey grabs the test and he and Peppermint Patty are struggling for it.) Let go!
Spacey McSpaceTree: No! You still have so much to learn!
Peppermint Patty: No! I'm through with you!
Peppermint Patty grabs the test and struggles to put into T.O.M.
Spacey McSpaceTree: No!
He bumps into Peppermint Patty as the test gets put in and T.O.M. is scanning the results.
Peppermint Patty: Yes!
T.O.M. Shows an error.
T.O.M.: Error. Test malfunction.
As Peppermint Patty and Spacey take cover, T.O.M. turns evil, floats and grows tentacles of four unanswered questions with the test in the middle of his body.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Now, look what you've done!
Peppermint Patty: Me?! It was you! YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!
T.O.M. attacks Peppermint Patty and Spacey, but they duck.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Ruining your life? I thought we were friends. Please don't make like a tree and leave me! You're the first friend I've had in 7 years!
Peppermint Patty: 7 years?
Spacey McSpaceTree: There was a raccoon I met once and you remind me of him. Except you're a human.
T.O.M. breathes fire as Peppermint Patty and Spacey jump, but the fire catches Spacey in the rump.
Peppermint Patty: Spacey!
Spacey McSpaceTree: AAAAH!! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!?!
Peppermint Patty: Quick, stop, drop and roll!
Spacey rolls to put out the fire, as the first question is correct and loses T.O.M.'s left tentacle.
(Play Free Ride by The Edgar Winter Group for the rest of this section.)
Peppermint Patty: The test! I still gotta finish it!
Spacey McSpaceTree: Wh-what?! Us against that?! That's totally unsafe!
Peppermint Patty: Hey, sometimes you gotta be unsafe to be safe. (T.O.M. grabs her.) Quick, grab the test and read me the questions!
Spacey McSpaceTree: Which ones did you leave blank?
Peppermint Patty: 27, 44 and 83.
Spacey goes through the test guide.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Okay, question 27: What do you do during a space quake?
Peppermint Patty drops from T.O.M.'s grasp and runs under a table.
Peppermint Patty: I know this. Oh, Duck and cover underneath the table!
T.O.M. is about to grab Peppermint Patty again as the question 27 is correct and his right tentacle.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Nice one! Okay, next question: Where are you permitted to use Space Tree laser guns?
Peppermint Patty: Only in designated shooting areas! Aah! Or, if under attack, of course!
T.O.M. pins Peppermint Patty as question 44 is correct as she grabs his tentacle and lands on top of T.O.M.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Okay, last question: what should you never do with space soda?
T.O.M. is shaking to get Peppermint Patty off of him.
Peppermint Patty: What are my options?!
Spacey McSpaceTree: A: Drink while operating heavy machinery, B: Put it on an edge of a table, C: Drink more than two bottles a day! (T.O.M. is still shaking to get Peppermint Patty off of him.) Come on, Peppermint Patty! We went over this!
T.O.M. grabs Peppermint Patty and pins her up the ceiling.
Peppermint Patty: D: All of the above!
With the last question correct, T.O.M. loses his last tentacle as Peppermint Patty falls and T.O.M. turns back to normal.
T.O.M.: Safety test complete. Processing results. Congratulations. You pass.
Spacey McSpaceTree: Congratulations, Peppermint Patty. You get to stay on the Space Tree with the rest of the new recruits!
Peppermint Patty: Alright!
(PlayMagic Carpet Ride by Steppenwolf for the rest of this episode.)
Everybody is in Rawls' office celebratingthemselves staying on the Space Tree.
Peppermint Patty: Thanks for helping me out, Spacey.
Spacey McSpaceTree: No problem. Sorry for being so clingy. If I learned anything, it's that being too attached is emotionally unsafe. Here. (Takes off his helmet and waves his long hair.) You keep that safe for me.
Peppermint Patty: You got it, friend. (Puts on the helmet)
Marcie: Care for more Roxy's food truck fries, Sir? Or should I say, Safey McSafety?
Peppermint Patty: Very funny. Anyways, let's continue this party! Space Tree for life!
Everyone cheered as they continue the party.
Stay tuned for episode 30.